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eldest daughter tries to set boundaries 30 dead 57 injuried
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save me webkinz whimsy dragon. webkinz whimsy dragon save me
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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where can I get your blood?
it’s free but you have to catch me
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sorry boss I can't come in today I'm feeling parasocial. yeah. it's the British twinks again
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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs
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A language only Tiefling Bards can learn:
Disco Infernal.
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