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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

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why does the usa have a city called corpus christi chuuni ass name you are not the body of christ you are a series of interconnected parking lots

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SORRU BUT I LOVE THIS GIF SO MUCH ITS SO FUNNY TO ME

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They need to make Big Estrogen that you can take a bite out of like a sci-fi protagonist eating a rations bar

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ok

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the way redbubble showcases products in awful minimalist workspaces is such a great source of comedy

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Important reminder of the design philosophy behind Undertale.

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straight up they've got me on contract walking around dracula's castle in the dark and the dark (it can't get light in there he's draculaaaa[sic]) and I gotta polish the suits of armour and put eyes behind the paintings

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the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

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Newtype Magazine, November 1991 vs November 2024 (Classic Newtype cover scanned by @oldtypenewtype!)

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the real problem with necromancy is all of these necromancers are pursuing immortality instead of dying so all the good necromancer names are taken for like centuries at a time. the other day i met a guy who called himself skull james

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bad apple ending explained

bad apple secret ending

bad apple all characters

bad apple retrospective

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normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy