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Some Primarchs as drinks in aluminium cans you can find in Ukrainian shops

A deranged thread.

Lion

Fulgrim

Perturabo

Jaghathai

Curze

Guilliman

Magnus

Mortarion

Vulkan

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Loken×Sindermann

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Schlocktober: A Fake Event Where Anything Goes

While other people are out here dropping Kinktober prompt lists with 9000 stipulations, I bring you this.

It's not a real October event, but it could be if you believe. The prompts are here for anyone to enjoy anyway.

Why "schlock"?

It means trash/junk, and that's the quality of content I'm striving for with these prompts. It's also fun to say.

But, y'know, if you want to take a prompt and turn it into a masterpiece of a whumpy longfic, go for it.

What fandom is this for?

Whatever fandom you want.

What ships can I write/draw?

Any of them.

Even [my fandom's most despised ship]?

Especially [your fandom's most despised ship].

What if I want to combine prompts? What if I want to write or draw things out of order? What if...

Go for it.

Are crossovers okay?

Do. Whatever. You. Want.

What if I want to create something problematic?

Send me the fucking link.

What does [prompt] mean?

You tell me. It's all open to interpretation.

Are there any rules at all?

Sure.

No AI use. If you need an LLM to write your schlock for you, consider a long walk off a short pier. If you need it to do your editing for you, use a beta reader instead. A stick figure drawn on the back of a napkin is better than soulless AI art.

Tag appropriately. 'Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings' means anything goes. 'No Archive Warnings Apply' means your work is guaranteed not to contain any of the major archive warnings (non-con, major character death, graphic violence, or underage sex).

No irl bigotry. Your characters can be problematic as all get out, but if you try to post a weird pro-JK Rowling essay or something you're not going in the collection, bud. Don't kill the vibes.

What are the vibes?

Just have fun.

But other people are having fun wrong!

Shut the fuck up.

Are you going to be doing this?

Probably not.

How do I participate?

There's an ao3 collection right here:

Schlocktober on ao3

Otherwise, just hashtag #schlocktober or something, idk. I don't expect anyone to actually do this.

Text version of the prompts under the cut.

Day 1:

Quadruple Fisting

Inappropriate Use of Labubus

Sex-Related Injury

Day 2:

Quesadilla Cocksleeve

Taking Notes During Sex and Grading It

MyPillow Humping

Day 3:

Erotically Burning Hair

Nostril Worship

Fuck or Live

Day 4:

Gap Tooth Kink

Pegging with a Square Peg

Peeling Sunburn

Day 5:

Not Squirting, Not Pee, but a Secret Third Thing

Nipple Sounding

Enemas to Lovers

Day 6:

Defiling a Puritan

Room Temperature Play

Edging on an Edge

Day 7:

Bidets

Too Many Legs

Shallow Throating

Day 8:

Lingerie Made of Crabs

Not Water Sports, but Water Leisure

Masturbation Pollen

Day 9:

Nonconsensual Consent (NCC)

Afterneglect

Last Time

Day 10:

Human Centipeding

Ball Slapping

Fuck or Die Trying

Day 11:

Sex on Meth

Plucking Hair by Hand

Harem on Strike

Day 12:

Second-Hand Creampie

Haggled Use

Age Progression

Day 13:

Cactus Insertion

Antibreeding Kink

Mechanical Bull

Day 14:

Banned on TikTok

Predator/Predator

Prey/Prey

Day 15:

Scissoring with Scissors

Butterplay

Cannon (Artillery) Compliant

Day 16:

Dueling Gloryholes

Inedible Cum

Purple Nurple

Day 17:

Pimple Popping

Lap Riverdance

Pain Without Pleasure

Day 18:

Nonconsensual Soloplay

Weakness Kink

Genital Swap (Not Whole Body)

Day 19:

Chip Clip Nipple Clamps

Spatchcocking

Wound Fucking

Day 20:

Boot Blasphemy

Understimulation

Gamma/Delta/Sigma (G/D/S)

Day 21:

CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Torture)

CBT (Cock and Ball Therapy)

Asparagus

Day 22:

Autocannibalism

Actual Jackhammering

Extrasensory Deprivation

Day 23:

Going in Dry

Aroused by the Smell of Rubber Cement

Sterilization Ritual

Day 24:

Genitals Stuck in Zipper

Ennui Kink

Earwax Wax Play

Day 25:

Actual Handcuffs (They're Under Arrest)

96ing

Sex as a Sedative

Day 26:

Hospice Roleplay

Gas Station Sex Pills

Balls So Blue They're Practically Purple

Day 27:

Extreme Temperature Cockwarming

Promiscuity Cage

Salt Daddy

Day 28:

Sex with Crocs

Anal Toeing

Breaking a Sex Contract

Day 29:

Coming in Someone Else's Pants

Clowns

Cloning Gone Wrong

Day 30:

Lube As Spit

Pet Work

Clear Showers (Character Is Adequately Hydrated)

Day 31:

Pumpkin Seed Snowballing

Candy Apple Coating

Ghost of a Sex Offender

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Lion El'Jonson

by AB

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Teresa Ramos/Teradiam, Sanguinius / Warhammer 40k

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A winning hand

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I FINALLY FINISHED HAMMER OF OLYMPIA Perturabo forever. What a man. What an awful, awful man.

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Angel Exterminatus doodles that lived in my head for months God I love drawing Perty

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wolf found a cheeky pup and thought "hmm we definitely need him"

...and this is who they raised (100% stupidity 100% courage 0% self-preservation)

🥺😔🥺😔🥺

the nose knows

me and my bestie (they never met)(but if…)

I don't know what this is. wolf priest doesn't know either.

me when I see this beak helmet

quality content

Christmas is coming soon or is christmas already over? i don't remember when it was

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Whatever I'm curious.

If this gets any notes, don't make it a competition of who's into the most niche stuff, but definitely do tell me about your particular rare pair in the tags?

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Skhraal, a Master of Executions by Dmitry Brushray

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More thoughts about the framing device in Black Legion.

I do agree generally that a single, solid first-person POV is limiting. We did miss out on things that Khayon wasn't paying attention to. However, I think the tradeoff made was worth it, because instead of being TOLD how Abaddon makes his followers feel, we were SHOWN it.

Khayon very effectively shows us, firsthand and first class, how Abaddon comes off like a demigod to his soldiers. A primarch, almost, but not one they are assigned. A chosen primarch taken from their own ranks; so much nearer to them yet just SO much greater for it. In some ways, closer to the prototype primach of a Thunder Warrior Legion; narrative echoes anyone? A brother elevated from brothers inspires more loyalty than a father plucked from heaven.

Khayon shows us how Abaddon fills the gaping empty hole of Leader; he shows us how much Abaddon can get away with asking of his soldiers, and why they still follow, why they are still loyal. Seeing this between the lines imo is more valuable for a chaos depiction than just being told Abaddon is inspiring by plain text. Being shown so intimately, from inside a chaos marine with his own words and thoughts, exactly what Abaddon is. Exactly how this obsession looks and how the loyalty forms.

The Black Legion might not all believe in Chaos, but they all believe in Abaddon. Khayon, more than anyone. Khayon also shows us how far this Legion is prepared to go for Abaddon. He's blinded and starved in a dungeon, and still he's Abaddon's creature. He's an extreme, but he's ideal for this narrative role. He embodies the heart of the Black Legion. He embodies the loyal traitor.

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I often see sentiment that Leandros should’ve known better in SM1 because he knew Titus for years. That is true.

But you know what is also true?

The opposite.

Titus also should’ve known better knowing Leandros, his experience and trauma and ways of coping with it. Titus was his captain, he should’ve care, but instead we see him simply dismissing Leandros and his concerns (and whines, we’re honest here, lol) the entirety of SM1.

So next time you wanna dunk on Leandros, remember Titus’ own words in SM2 how it was in part his own actions as a captain that lead to Leandros feeling so isolated as an Astartes, that the only solution he saw was to call the fucking Inquisition.

And lets not forget that Thrax being an anti-Astartes fanatic has nothing to do with Leandros.

And lets also not forget that while Calgar had no doubt in Titus, he also seems to not have doubts in Leandros, otherwise, he wouldn’t be a Chaplain in the Second company.

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Space marines never rest, when you see them idle they're actually doing kegel exercises