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my beautiful children who are the same age as me
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another gravity falls animation! :3 hope yall enjoy!
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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people raised in the 80s/90s talk shit about the kids of today like they didn’t grow up at the peak of violent crime in recent US history and have parents that did not give a fuck if they got home before the street lights came on. you’re mad kids today are ��soft” because you’re jealous their parents care and have them on Life360 while your mama let you run wild while Jeffrey Dahmer was stalking the streets. I have to wonder if the elder millennial/gen x obsessive irrational fear of being kidnapped out of the Walmart parking lot is a leftover trauma response from having to bicycle home alone from their part time job at 11 o’clock at night when they were 13 years old.
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hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
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is he in trouble? or did he just want to be picked up
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