Most current hyperfixation/special interest™: Sonic the Hedgehog and Pride and Prejudice <3Requests are always open, unless stated otherwise!
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'Cause every night, I will save your life And every night, I will be with you
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I was reading a fic and got inspired to draw this… how about instead of lansoni, we see some shadow and king arthur sonic ‼️
Idk i think its so interesting. I love lansoni a lot theyre super cute but shadow and king arthur would also be kinda fun, king arthur is used to the loyal lancelot and is intruiged by shadow’s attitude lol
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
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"My son has been brutally killed and I seek revenge," said the Queen. "You have my sword." proclaimed the Hero. "And my bow," added the Archer. "And my magic," intoned the Mage. "And my gun," quipped the Ranger. "AND MY AXE!" exclaimed the Warrior. "And your son!" replied the Necromancer.
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So within two days of each other, Fox News writes an article comparing aromanticism and asexuality to pedophilia, and then Matt Walsh releases a video saying asexuality is a mental illness and asexuals are tricking teenagers into having depression.
Not sure what’s going on right now over in Conservative World, but it’s a hell of wild U-turn for them to suddenly switch from “Oh no! The left is sexualizing our children!” to “Oh no! The left is asexualizing our children!”
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I think the Sonic cast should argue over nonsensical things all day all the time
YouTube ver
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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms
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Boring old werewolf instincts:
Sexual jealousy
Constant aggression
Rigid hierarchy
Must win sports
Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™
Eat people
Cool new werewolf instincts:
There is no five second rule
Corvids are friends
Hang out as a pack
Karaoke
Gotta pee
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I used an Ouija board to try and communicate with the dead, but when I asked it if any spirits were there, a spirit moved the planchette over to the ‘no’ section. I didn’t know what to make of the fact that I got sassed by a ghost.
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I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time
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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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