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One very stupid thing that bothers me in historical romances and fanfic is the fact that male characters often take off shirts but stay in their breeches. The breeches aren’t the last layer of underwear, the shirt is. The shirt is the body linen— that’s the thing that goes against the skin and is the first thing to be put on and the last thing to be taken off— that’s the thing that is sewn by hand by wife/ sister/ daughter/ mother partly out of a lack of extensive manufacturing but because it is the most intimate layer of clothing and you don’t want a stranger’s work against your skin.

Is it just because to modern eyes it would look silly? Is this a case of “I got too interested in the material culture of body linens in the Regency era and now I know too much to enjoy myself”??

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theyve been at this for an hour and honestly im almost wishing for the bat to show up so me and romano can escape this conversation-J

romano has told me to add a reminder that the boss needs you more than you need him, especially in the crime industry. support your local goonion and union today!-J

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just get better at not getting caught stealin smh-j

i cannot steal shit at where i’m vacationin’ can you losers tell me ways to scratch the itch to steal ??

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scarecrows terrifying to work with not because hes the scarecrow but because i know if i fuck up carrying the containers im not only going to get in trouble with the boss but im going to have a ROUGH fuckin night-j

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apparently he was in the british military or some shit? i dont fucking know man if the bat has ties with the wayne he’s definitely not fucking emo turned himbo kendoll bruce wayne-j

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guess who got fired✌️

hes on the phone with the goonion trying to see if he can get his ass for discrimination. it doesn’t seem to be going well-J

jesus fucking christ i swear to god riddlers the most annoying rogue to work for mother fucker stop giving me instructions in riddles and then getting mad when i fuck up the job some of us didn’t make it to highschool let alone go to whatever fuckin fancy smancy college or whatever you went to. fuckin prick-R

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you think its bad while shes getting arrested imagine what its like working with her

one of the few times i actually worked with the joker back when she was still with him we were casually talking and i very briefly mentioned my daddy issues. left that conversation with 3 new diagnoses and a number to a psych. actually ended up checking on how i was doing more throughout the job. crazy shit but super nice-J

Has anyone else ever had Harley Quinn psychoanalyses them when she’s in the middle of being arrested??

Like she took one look at me and said “I’m licensed to diagnose autisim honey.” And then bam she was being driven back to Arkham.

Help??

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jesus fucking christ i swear to god riddlers the most annoying rogue to work for mother fucker stop giving me instructions in riddles and then getting mad when i fuck up the job some of us didn’t make it to highschool let alone go to whatever fuckin fancy smancy college or whatever you went to. fuckin prick-R

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ey were romano and julia, a couple goons in gotham doin our best to get by in this insane ass town. message us for inquiries-J+R

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hi i started hyperfixating on my gotham goon ocs and decided to make a blog about it. my main is @/tht1person123 uhhhh yeah. i dont know what im doing send help-

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.