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...do little German boy meme enthusiasts even know that our reblog button looks like this-
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HOT TIP: if you need enrichment to stave off diseases of the mind but don't have any puzzles you can just eat a bunch of pistachios and then sort thru the shell pile to find matching halves and superglue them back together
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I call the cops on twinks smoking weed! Bitch you think this is Skins?
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“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”
"And I tell you hwat, young man. I don't think I know hwat a 'heart of the cards' is, but I know for certain you've got the heart of a Texan."
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Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you
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i simply like m/f romances where the woman is completely feral and the guy is just little too into it
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For pride month, every bong hit I do is for the LGBTQ+ community.
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when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes
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i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s
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