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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

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My freshmen year roommate was a complete fucking disaster but he would throw parties and everyone would pass out in our living room and every morning I left for class at 7am I would just get little choruses of “have fun at class, good luck” from hungover stoners and let me tell you, as someone who thrives off attention and positive reinforcement, this setup really worked for me

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*Gossiping*

Friend: oh my god do you know who so and so is

Me: no but continue bc I am a nosey bitch

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Daud: *kills empress*

Corvo: you fucked up

Billie Lurk: you fucked up

Outsider: you fucked up

Daud: I think i fucked up

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12 Charts That Explain What It’s Like To Date Every Zodiac Sign [x]

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@avengethatbooty is this your school

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why unfriended is unrealistic: the skype names are their full mames and not fake ones like “4,000 spiders”

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[indie/boho]

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Emotions are so ugly I don’t wanna feel anything except raw dick