Against my protest, Alice insisted I create an account. For "social research."
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Just try it
You must be brain dead or something. You don't just "try" kissing your coworker. Your aggravating, loud-mouthed, long-time coworker. What, are you walking up to random people and planting one? Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. In no world could I do such a thing.
-Gwen B.
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To be honest, Gwennie, you don't strike me as a very social creature. I would be shocked to find that you know many people outside of the office. So unless Celia or Lena are more attractive than Alice. Well.
Wh— hey! I know people! You think I, a Bouchard, don't know people? It comes with the family name, for fault of a worse. My coworkers aren't the only women I know.
-Gwen B.
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Physical intimacy is good for mental health and Alice is the hottest person you know
I didn't know that. Endorphins, hormones, whatever. Interesting fact, but it makes sense.
How do you know she's the hottest person I know.
-Gwen B.
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You should kiss Alice for your mental health
You seriously think the two are correlated... hilarious. How would that do anything for me. Do tell.
-Gwen B.
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So that’s a yes right
No, it's not a yes. It's not an anything. You don't need to know who I think about kissing, if I think about kissing at all. You don't know what I think about. I could be thinking about anything, ever considered that? Anything at all. I'm a busy woman.
-Gwen B.
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Do you ever imagine kissing Alice
I'm not telling you guys anything that I imagine (or don't imagine.) You can't read my mind like a diary.
-Gwen B.
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If Alice wanted to kiss you would you be opposed
I can't— hm. Actually... I don't know. I'll be honest. I'm not sure how I would react in that moment.
This is an interesting question. Not "would you kiss back," but "would you approve of the desire." It actually makes it harder to answer: more moral than physical.
-Gwen B.
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Gwen babe have you ever considered therapy. You're not okay ...
My mother always told me I didn't need a psychologist. She said I didn't need people messing around in my head. Of course, I don't live with her anymore.
You're probably right. I'd look into it if I didn't spend the days sleeping. Or, trying to. Making appointments is difficult when you work nights.
-Gwen B.
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u and Alice should kiss
also how u doin bbg
I... don't think that we should.
And I'm really not sure how well I am. I need a quick cure for paranoia, that would help a bit.
-Gwen B.
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Ink.
Sometimes I wake up from nightmares where my skin burns. Like I'm bleeding from a thousand pinpoints. I dream of needles and flowing ink and being stupid and helpless.
I need to get over this phobia. Because right now, I know that if I came into contact with it again, it would not bode well for me. I have to get it out of my head.
I hate waking up itchy.
-Gwen B.
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Ever. None of us, ever. Scared of me or not, you're not going to mess with us. I don't care if you're some kind of plastic freak, I don't care if you're insane, I'm not going to let you do that. I have an office to run.
-Gwen B.
Nothing! I Definitely Don't Steal Skin! Don't Be Silly!!
Anyways You Should Go To Circuses More Often! They're Lovely :o))
-Sincerely Totally Not A Creepy Plastic Mannequin Clown That Steals Skin
Um... maybe I won't. Thanks for the suggestion though. I think.
-Gwen B.
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He... what? You what? Don't tell me you're hoping to kidnap anyone from the OIAR, because it's not going to happen.
-Gwen B.
Nothing! I Definitely Don't Steal Skin! Don't Be Silly!!
Anyways You Should Go To Circuses More Often! They're Lovely :o))
-Sincerely Totally Not A Creepy Plastic Mannequin Clown That Steals Skin
Um... maybe I won't. Thanks for the suggestion though. I think.
-Gwen B.
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The Archivist.... isn't that that that... thing that I encountered?... What do you know.
-Gwen B.
Nothing! I Definitely Don't Steal Skin! Don't Be Silly!!
Anyways You Should Go To Circuses More Often! They're Lovely :o))
-Sincerely Totally Not A Creepy Plastic Mannequin Clown That Steals Skin
Um... maybe I won't. Thanks for the suggestion though. I think.
-Gwen B.
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I'd better be fine. And everyone else, too, you're not allowed to touch anyone—
Wait— the who?
-Gwen B.
Nothing! I Definitely Don't Steal Skin! Don't Be Silly!!
Anyways You Should Go To Circuses More Often! They're Lovely :o))
-Sincerely Totally Not A Creepy Plastic Mannequin Clown That Steals Skin
Um... maybe I won't. Thanks for the suggestion though. I think.
-Gwen B.
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I'd prefer if it did zero harm...
-Gwen B.
Nothing! I Definitely Don't Steal Skin! Don't Be Silly!!
Anyways You Should Go To Circuses More Often! They're Lovely :o))
-Sincerely Totally Not A Creepy Plastic Mannequin Clown That Steals Skin
Um... maybe I won't. Thanks for the suggestion though. I think.
-Gwen B.
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Maybe you really shouldn't...
-Gwen B.
Nothing! I Definitely Don't Steal Skin! Don't Be Silly!!
Anyways You Should Go To Circuses More Often! They're Lovely :o))
-Sincerely Totally Not A Creepy Plastic Mannequin Clown That Steals Skin
Um... maybe I won't. Thanks for the suggestion though. I think.
-Gwen B.
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