FYR. MEAT BOY. FREE PALESTINE. I'M NOT GOOD AT SOCIAL MEDIA. I EAT PEOPLE. I'VE BEEN PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT FOR MORE YEARS THAN I HAVEN'T. THE THING IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE. I HAVE A COPY OF MOBY DICK ON MY NIGHTSTAND IN CASE THE WHALE ATTACKS ME WHILE I SLEEP. FIGHT ME FIGHT ME LET OUR BATTLE BE BLOODY AND WONDEROUS
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feels so embarrassing to b hyperfixated on your own oc like the smallest thing that reminds you of them has you giggling and kicking your legs and smiling goofy in public but it’s like sorry everyone i was thinking about shmoopsie from my brain again. yeah the one like max 10 ppl know about
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world
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whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.
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