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Jonathan Bailey | "Richard II" Opening Night at The Bridge Theatre in London, England | February 18, 2025

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Nightcrawler doing farm work with Logan while showing off his snatched waist and heavage

(Uncanny X-men #17, 2025)

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the sheer amount of jbailey things i will have to edit here.... delicious

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been hanging on my loki over at @indirecticn jsyk :)

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“And I'm a one girl REVOLUTION!”

Independent mutuals only blog for Shadowcat from X-men based on 616 and potentially MCU along with personal head canons. Written by Noon.

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where can you find tristan??

many places but i have been making great attempts to be active on all four of my blogs as best as possible.

so here, yes, but also:

@onlyathief - gambit @afvckton - multi (features myth muses, thor and jamie madrox AND matt murdock, as well as a ton of OCs) annnnd.... @indirecticn - loki

so feel free to check me out there if i am not active here right this second!

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   Being Flirted With fills up your Cute Meter, which can be spent to         use special moves like Sweet Hug and Demon Flurry Kick.

                                    [written by tristan. 38. he/him]

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❥   𝐔𝐍𝐇𝐇𝐇𝐇    [   𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂    ]   .

sentence starters inspired by trixie mattel   &   katya zamolodchikova’s web series   ‘   UNHhhh   ’ !!   some quotes have been slightly modified to be more usable .  change gendered language   &   add context to your needs .  mature language   &   themes warning !!   happy roleplaying !! ♡

“   if  you  wanna  fuck  my  mom ,   that  is  none  of  my  business .   ” “   i  knew  this  was  gonna  happen   &   i  still  got  scared .   ” “   i  used  to  pray  to  god  to  take  away  my  ass  hair .   ” “   they  can  put  a  fuckin’  man  on  the  moon ,   but  i  can’t  get  laid .   ” “   if  there  was  a  god  we  would  call  them  hot  gods ,   not  hot  dogs .   ” “   i  was  a  little  bit  turned  on  by  the  feeling  of  being  desirable .   ” “   guys  always  say  my  asshole  tastes  like  a  penny .   ” “   why  did  i  pick  today ,   of  all  days ,   to  turn  it  this  hard .   ” “   i  have  one  toe  out  so  that  people  from  the  bible  can’t  eat  me .   ” “   if  you  want  nice  feet ,   you  gotta  kill  yourself .   ” “   i  wanna  put  the  romance  in  necromancer .   ” “   i  just  wanna  suck  a  dick .   ” “   have  you  ever  had  a  pet  run  away   &   find  it ?   ” “   i  had  a  lizard  that  i  burnt .   ” “   i  look  like  a  half - washed  potato .   ” “   next  thing  i  know  i  woke  up  with  blue  paint  on  my  butt .   ” “   you  don’t  have  any  talent .   you’re  just  a  big  bowl  of  noodles  in  the  shape  of  a  person .   ” “   i  am  extremely  lonely .   ” “   all  my  internal  organs  became  applesauce   &   just  oozed  out  of  my  asshole .   ” “   you  look  horrible .   ” “   i  wanna  fuck  a  sexy  priest .   ” “   my  shoe  flew  off   &   the  heel  hit  somebody  right  in  the  eyeball .   ” “   i  can’t  succeed  in  health   &   happiness  without  you  plummeting .   ” “   if  you’ve  sucked  dick  once ,   that  doesn’t  make  you  gay .     ” “   the  straight  kids  are  gonna  make  fun  of  me .     ” “   are  you  gonna  cry  at  my  funeral ?   ” “   i  don’t  think  you’re  ever  gonna  die .   ” “   you  shut  up   &   get  outta  town .   ” “   i  can  relax  anywhere .   i  just  choose  not  to .   ” “   wigs  are  so  fun .   it’s  so  fun  to  play  with  wigs .   ” “   if  i  say  it  quietly ,   it  doesn’t  sound  like  i  mean  it .   ” “   i  just  observe   &   i  notice  things   &   when  you  lie  about  them ,   i  bring  them  up .   ” “   i’m  thankful  for  two  things :   violence   &   hair care .   ” “   i  went  to  belgium  recently ,   why  didn’t  i  get  involved  in  a  jewel  heist ?   ” “   do  i  have  enough  blush  on ?   ” “   i  wanna  do  crime  on  you .   ” “   i’m  gonna  shove  a  cheeseburger  up  my  ass .   ” “   ingest positivity ,   shit  out  the  haters .   ” “   that’s  what  people  do  when  they  get  horny ,   they  die .   ” “   sometimes  doggy  style  starts  to  feel  like  a  read .   ” “   i  hate  to  be  wrong .   ” “   you  may  deserve  love ,   but  you  won’t  get  it  tonight .   ” “   what  award  would  you  give  to  me ?   ” “   i’ve  finally  lost  contact  with  reality .     ” “   why  am  i  old ?   why  am  i  fat ?   ” “   i  love  myself ,   but  i  don’t  like  the  way  i  am .   ” “   i’m  not  in  a  position  to  tell  anybody  what  to  do .   ” “   i  know  what  to  do .   i  just  don’t  do  it .   ” “   if  you’re  stressed  out  about  your  racist  aunt  or  uncle ,   you  can  physically  assault  them .   ” “   i  punched  my  uncle  in  the  name  of  justice .   ”

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hbo’s sharp objects (2018) - episode 05: closer sentence starters.

feel free to edit for pronouns/tense, etc. tw / cw for abuse, trauma, death, murder, sex, assault, profanity, and self harm.

“do not say blowing up. we are both too old for blowing up.”

“what the hell is wrong with this town?”

“you gotta milk the shit outta that cow.”

“hey kid, i’m proud of ya.”

“people need to blow off steam.”

“you should’ve thought about that before.” 

“i got something out of it too.”

“so you’re a feminist?”

“it’s a barbecue, and i’m wearing jeans.” 

“she takes after her father.”

“can you have her go wait in the car?”

“you weren’t there at the end.”

“so it’s over?”

“did it, y’know, hurt?”

“i don’t do boyfriends.”

“thank you for coming to my party.”

“you okay?”

“you holding up?”

“i guess that’s not for you to worry about, is it?”

“i forget about how parents aren’t always good for their kids.”

“there’s not that many decent people left in the world.”

“i’m gonna get myself a beer.”

“i bet your wife would just love that.”

“they don’t really tell me much.”

“she lost a sister.”

“people avoid the topic.”

“she’s recovering from a recent episode.”

“she’s delicate.”

“you should come to our pity party tomorrow night.”

“it’ll be like old times.”

“he fucking killed my daughter.”

“shut the fuck up.”

“i wanted to apologize.”

“mama, you don’t have to.”

“she’s scared of something.”

“i’m sure you’ll do what you think is best.”

“darling, he’ll find out, won’t he?”

“that is why i think i never loved you.”

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＃　𝐑𝐎𝐓𝟑𝐑𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍   an  extremely  selective  &  private  𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒  𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐍  "  𝐁𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘  "  𝐁𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐒  known  as  " 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑 "  from marvel's universe.   as  written  by  lakki.  rarely  follows  first.  this  is  a  canon  divergent  portrayal. not  spoiler  free  &  operating  on  own  headcanons  &  media  influences. read carrd.

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i might be spending some time on my multi today.. trying to write out the bios for a couple OCs. check it out over at @afvckton and for my marvel folks i do write matt murdock, jamie madrox, and an au as fuck thor over there :)

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good night, blue rose || Marvel United: A Pride Special #1 (2025)

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Jonathan Bailey | Interview Magazine (2024)

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“Whoever you decide to be Kurt, you’ll inspire people. You’ll protect them. That’s what you were meant to do”.

Marvel united #1 - pride special (2025)

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just read the marvel voices pride issue about kurt and mystique... AND IM SOBBBINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

mystique dreams, literally, of if she raised kurt with irene and he's just a kid being carefree and like... she talks to him about why he cant go to school like his sister rogue but also like how eventually he will go out in the world and need to share his good heart with people no matter what they say or do and like she tucks him in and he says i love you mama and i cry and then she wakes up and its like the real world and she asks irene if she thinks kurt dreams of them sometimes anflkfsklsdfnsdf