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His ears wiggled. They freaking w i g g l e d. He knew he was capable of it but the fact that her little kiss made him so utterly pleased that they did the faintest twitch was a little embarrassing.

Ah, well, she was bound to see worse parts of him now, he supposed. This was all so new, so raw, but he couldn't help but feel like a teenager, all hormones and excitement for what was to come.

Kurt didn't hide how his eyes roamed over her naked form, or how they lingered on the fullness of her breasts, the curve of her hip. His tail curled around her to stroke an ass cheek and then playfully whip it with a soft thwap!

"You, my dear, are insatiable. Go on then, get it ready and I shall be there."

Kitty wanted to protest him leaving. As with the start of the whole affair, there was some discomfort now that Kurt pulled away. Less though. But now she let him leave her arms and go deal with less-than-romantic matters on his own.

Slim fingers rake back curls and Kitty looked up at the ceiling with a smile on her face. So happy, so content, and her heart so full that it felt she could not possibly contain more joy. Even Kurt bamfing back to bed, which ensured that his sulfur scent would be on her sheets and quilts until she washed them, did not damped her joy. But she could play at it. Kitty wrinkled up her just-kissed nose and poked him gently back on his own. "You did that on purpose, Elf." There was playfully mild accusation in her tone. "Making it smell like you in here."

Kitty sat up, hesitating for a moment over the choice whether or not she should cover herself now and settled on resisting the shy impulse. Kurt HAD just seen everything, more than seen, and she did not want him to think she regretted the choice. To make extra sure he knew, Kitty kissed him right on that handsome toothy grin. "If you want to shower me with, you can come in after I turn the water on okay?

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There was almost a need to prove to her that he could do her one better and take it more so at her pace, but after a half-second of consideration he thought differently. The last time he tried to prove he could handle something out of his wheelhouse he had ended up with a broken wrist and production on the film was halted for time to let him heal.

"Ah, so we will not know what song until it is chosen for us? I do like a good challenge, when does class begin?"

Now he stretched the other leg, switching up to make sure either felt limber enough to handle whatever the dance might be.

"I like the idea of it being random," he offered, "but hopefully it isn't hip hop because I might prove how not cool I really am.. I do have a reputation to uphold with the kids, you know."

All the nerves Kitty had over asking this favor cracked and fell into a grin. Nutters indeed. He had expected this question, been willing and dressed to dance right then instead of needing to think, or even change. His face was calm but that very anticipation meant he was excited. 'Probably misses the art...' Kitty sure would if their situations were reverse.

"Not lose, but it is easy to get rusty. So we can take it at your pace." There was a whole semester in college when she had neglected dancing in order to study for a particularly difficult class. Kitty had been so sore that first night after returning to her dance studio. Muscles shaking and pouring sweat, but oh it had felt lovely to be moving again.

Kurt was not wrong about Piotr either, but that topic was one Kitty was willing to drop in favor of less loaded subjects.

"We are about to begin working on lyrical style." Kitty explained, leaning her weight against the barre and explaining while Kurt stretched. She was definitely only watching to survey technique. Nothing else. Nope. Perhaps there was something to the idea now that he would be able to do certain things easier since his physique altered when his powers manifested. He still seemed to have perfect form."Telling a story with movement and emphasizing lyrics. Something you should be used to." His background was honestly perfect for this.

"I'm going to have them pick a song and choreograph their own story with a partner, but I thought I could show them an example first and let them pick a song for me."

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He was entranced by the expressions that flitted over her face. When she spoke of the memories of her power coming to be, of being found and plucked from her home to this strange academy, she seemed to swim in the images and he could see how Kitty moved through him with a fluidity.

"Ah, you are very accomplished! I am thirty and my greatest accomplishment is currently asleep in the biggest bed she has ever known," he chuckled hoarsely.

"Oh, dieses Gericht sieht köstlich aus," he murmured. "Danke!" The plate looked incredible to him, but then again he was more starved than he even realized. Once given a fork he tucked in to the meal with a deep, satisfied sigh. Only after downing half of the eggs did he pause to ask, "what did you graduate in?"

"Hm?" Further questions drew Kitty from the thoughts circulating around in useless spirals. That was a good thing. Gave her somethig to focus on. "Oh, I was thirteen." She scraped at the eggs with her spatula, making sure they were cooking evenly. "I started getting these bad headaches, the first one I remember was right after my bat mitzvah." From there it happened again and again. Splitting headaches that many mutants now knew could be experienced as a precursor to abilities manifesting. "Not long after that, the Professor came to my house and offered me a place at his school. The whole story is a bit long and not really interesting. For awhile I was the youngest here."

Kitty smiled fondly, reminiscing over her early days. The excitement from having powers ad embarking on a new journey. The strain and concern over being good enough compared to her friends. Looking back, she would not change a single thing even if it had been hard in the moment. "I lived here for years, before going to college, and when I graduated I came back." When the food looked fully cooked, Kitty slid it out of the pan and onto a plate. Not the most artful presentation but it smelled good. Perhaps one of the pieces of turkey bacon made it off Kurt's plate and into her hand. Call it a chef tax. She set the plate down on the counter in front of Kurt and fished a fork from a drawer for him.

Had that answered all his questions?

"Oh! and I turn twenty-four next month."

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He might have felt bad about placing that on her but his concerns ran deeper than even that. This plan, though crafted together with some of the finest and most intelligent of their kind, was still with it's faults and they ran very deep.

What would happen when his mother realized he was missing? Perhaps he would need to pay her a visit sooner, rather than later, and try to somehow ease any suspicion had.

But whatever plans Kurt was making were easily tossed aside when Kitty looked upon him with eyes dark and wide, pleading for something she had every right to fear would not come. A morning, fresh and for the taking, hers for another day.

He should not have reached for her without knowing if the powerful inducer would hide the fact that it was three fingers curling around her shoulders and not five. It was over the fabric of her blouse at least so there was no feeling any fur.

"You are to be my wife, and even if you were not, I vow to you now that I will always protect you. I will always make sure that you awake to another morning for as long as... as long as we are in this, together."

Okay so not their kids. The kids of mutant kind. "Wow, knowing the future generation of mutants relies on me marrying you really eases the pressure." Kitty muttered finishing off the food Kurt had given her. Honestly, everything at this point was beyond her depth and she had to accept it or lose her mind. A confused expression stuck across her face as Kitty tried to suss out the meaning of the word in that sentence that was foreign to her. Nope. Not clue. Even being fully rested there probably would have been very little hope. Bed did sound nice though, even though it would not be her own personal one. It would be now though, would it not?

"I'll try to sleep, but you have to promise me one thing, Kurt." It had nothing to do with continued exhausted misunderstandings of their situation though. Kitty gulped, looking this handsome stranger in his strangely trustworthy brown eyes. Her all-too-soon-to-be husband. Her salvation apparently

"You have to promise I will wake up. That nobody is going to get passed you and kill me. You have to promise I'm going to wake up and go on that tour and marry you."

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Kurt wagner (Nightcrawler) aesthetic 💙

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a moot on twt requested Kurt in a wet white t shirt x)

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came to me in a dream

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they make me want to eat rocks

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Reminder for new mutuals: you can send me any memes I reblogged in the past, including nsfw/ship memes! Even if we have never interacted!

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characters whose philosophy is “if i cannot be wanted, i will be needed and if i cannot be needed, let me be used until there’s nothing left of me.” thank you for everyone’s attention. falls off stage and dies

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Gabriel + outfits

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nsfw prompts that don’t sound like a bad porno

i’m always tired of seeing the cringiest sentence starters for smut so i’m back at it again kids. feel free to adjust sentences or specify who does the action. 

ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to give the other oral 2. to skinny dip with my muse 3. to shower with my muse 4. to take a hot bath with my muse 5. for sex in public 6. for sex in the car 7. to catch my muse naked 8. to undress my muse 9. for sparring to turn into sex 10. for an argument to turn into sex 11. for make up sex 12. for friends with benefits sex 13. to tie up my muse 14. to blindfold my muse 16. to make one muse watch the other masturbate 17. for a threesome (specify muses) 18. for one muse to wake the other by fingering them/giving a handjob 19. for one muse to deny the other orgasm 20. for angry sex  21. for break up sex 22. for sex after a near death experience  23. for after battle sex 24. for sex to get revenge on an ex 25. for one muse to give the other a lap dance or strip tease  26. to make my muse whimper 27. for one muse to take the other from behind 28. for sex against the wall 29. for sex on a table/counter/desk 30. for sex in a pool/hot tub 31. for one muse to choke the other 32. for rough sex  33. for our muses to try a new position 34. for our muses to try a new kink together 35. for one muse to use a toy on the other 36. for one muse to sit on the other’s face

WORDS:  “touch me.” “kiss me here.” “you have to be quiet if you want to cum.” “say my name.”  “oh fuck-” “i need you so bad.” “i’m so wet right now.”  “i want you to touch yourself for me.”  “let me hear you, baby.”  “come for me.” “i want to hear you cum.” “harder.” “i need to feel you.” “i want you.” “you’re so hot.” “can i come yet?” “please, baby—” “i’m so close.” “i told you to be quiet.” “i told you to stay still.” “are you gonna be good for me?” “i promise i’ll be good.” “i’m not done with you yet.” “i’ve been waiting all day…” “you’re all i want.” “just kiss me, i can’t take this anymore.” “just shut up and fuck me.”  “i’m gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop.”  “say please.” “i could’t stop thinking about you all day.” “your fingers feel so good.” “your mouth feels so good.” “i want your fingers inside me.” “i want it to hurt.” “more—” “i want you to forget everything and everyone else but me.” “make me forget.” “i just want to feel something.”  “make me.” “be quiet.”  “they’re gonna catch us—” “yes— right there.” “that feels so good.” “does that feel good?” 

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CALVIN   AND   HOBBES   SENTENCE   STARTERS  .

“   aren’t   these   long   summer   days   great  ?   no   responsibilities   at   all  !   we   have   the   whole   day   to   ourselves  .   ” “   don’t   you   wish   it   could   be   like   this   forever  ?   no   school ,   no   job ,   no   anything  ?   ” “   turn   on   the   lights  !   that   makes   monsters   shrivel   up  .   ” “   wither   and   die ,   bloodsucking   freaks   of   nature  !!   ” “   monsters ,   _____  .   they   could   be   anywhere  .   ” “   _____ ,   just   how   dumb   do   you   think   i   am  ?   ” “   what   do   you   think   is   the   secret   to   happiness  ?   is   it   money ,   power   or   fame  ?   ” “   i   still   don’t   think   giving   her   ‘bambi   eyes’   is   going   to   get   you   a   flamethrower  .   ” “   maybe   i   should   sniffle   a   little   too ,   huh  ?   ” “   if   something   doesn’t   happen   here   soon ,   i’m   gonna   wack   out  .   ” “   wait ,   wait  !   i’ve   got   to   savour   this   moment  !   the   brilliance   of   it   all  !   i’m   a   GENIUS ,   a   sheer   GENIUS  !   ” “   …   i   thought   we   were   cutting   down   your   sugar   intake  .   ” “   frogs   are   our   friends  !   ” “   i’m   hungry  .   can   i   have   a   snack  ?   ” “   boy ,   i   love   summer   vacation  .   i   can   feel   my   brain   beginning   to   atrophy   already  !   ” “   here’s   a   great   tree   for   climbing  !   let   me   get   on   your   shoulders   so   i   can   reach   the   first   branch ,   okay  ?   ” “   i   can’t   believe   how   dull   my   life   is  .   it’s   so   boring   here  .   ” “   nothing   ever   changes   around   here  .   nothing   ever   happens  .   ” “   …   are   you   doing   fun   things   when   i’m   not   around  ???   huh  ?!   ARE   YOU  ??   ” “   your   behaviour   was   inexcusable  .   ” “   i   can’t   believe   there’s   nothing   on   tv   but   repeats  .   ” “   uh   oh  .   this   sounds   suspiciously   like   one   of   your   plots   to   build   my   character  .   ” “   can   you   get   my   ball   out   of   the   gutter   again  ?   ” “   relax  !   it’s   not   as   if   i’ve   been   embezzling   money   or   killing   people ,   right  ??   aren’t   you   GLAD   i’m   not   stealing   and   murdering  ??   ” “   i’m   trying   to   cram   in   all   the   goofing   off   i’ve   been   meaning   to   do  .   ” “   i’m   never   gonna   get   married  .   are   you  ?   ” “   i’m   going   to   run   away   to   alaska  .   ” “   we’re   lost   for   sure   this   time  .   ” “   if   i’d   have   known   we   weren’t   going   to   find   our   way   home ,   i’d   have   brought   my   colouring   book  .   ” “   if   you   could   have   three   wishes   granted ,   what   would   they   be  ?   ” “   well ,   i’m   all   packed   to   run   away  .   comic   books ,   bb   gun ,   space   helmet   and   toboggan  !   ” “   girls   /   boys   are   like   slugs  .   they   probably   serve   some   purpose ,   but   it’s   hard   to   imagine   what  .   ” “   i’m   going   playing   in   the   woods  .   you   can   come   along   if   you   like  .   ” “   you   look   down   in   the   dumps  .   ” “   c’mon ,   i’ll   buy   you   a   comic   book  .   ” “   processed   lunch   meat   is   pretty   scary  .   what   ARE   these   little   specks    in   here   anyway  ?   lizard   parts  ?   who   knows  …   ” “   do   people   ever   spontaneously   combust  ?   ” “   if   you   don’t   hurry   up ,   you’ll   miss   the   school   bus  .   ” “   isn’t   it   sad   how   some   people’s   grip   on   their   lives   is   so   precarious   that   they’ll   embrace   any   preposterous   delusion   rather   than   face   an   occasional   bleak   truth  ?   ” “   what’s   the   story   you’re   going   to   read   me  ?   it   doesn’t   have   any   romance   in   it ,   does   it  ?   edit   it   out   if   it   does  .   does   it   have   any   boring   description   in   it  ?   skip   it   if   you   see   any ,   i   like   my   stories   fast   and   gripping  .   it   doesn’t   have   a   moral ,   does   it  ?   i   hate   being   told   how   to   live   my   life  !   skip   the   moral ,   too ,   okay  ?   ” “   don’t   tell   lies ,   _____  .   ” “   i   mean ,   suppose   some   kid   TRIED   to   be   good  …   at   least ,   well ,   most   of   the   time  …   but   bad   things   kept   inexplicably   happening  ?   suppose   some   kid   just   had   terrible   luck ,   and   got   blamed   for   a   lot   of   things   they   did   only   SORT   OF   on   purpose  ?   ” “   what   do   you   think   is   the   meaning   of   true   happiness  ?   ” “   i’m   fine   just   the   way   i   am  !   why   should   i   change  ?!   i   don’t   need   to   improve ,   everyone   else   does  !   ” “   help    me   figure   out   this   homework  problem ,   _____  .   ” “   these   problems   seem   awfully   advanced   for   your   grade ,   if   you   ask   me  .   ” “   do   you   take   that   stuffed   toy   with   you   everywhere   you   go  ?   ” “   i   wish   you   could   stay   forever  .   ” “   you’ve   got   hotels   on   every   property   you   own  !   i   can’t   afford   to   pay   you  …   so   i’m   sticking   up   the   bank  !   it’s   a   robbery  !   ” “   do   the   monopoly    rules   say   you   CAN’T   rob   the   bank  ?   huh  ?   DO   THEY  ?   ” “   i   can’t   believe   we   got   assigned   to   do   this   report   together  !   ” “   i   hate   being   a   kid  .   ” “   i   wonder   if   i   can   grow   fangs   when   my   baby   teeth   fall   out  …   ”

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I guess Age of Apocalypse Kurt is Russian instead of German, ja?

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Some poses for Kurt ♡

1st is how he reads.

2nd is a sauna but hes on the lowest bench.

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i never uploaded this here so here i am, late for the party

it started as a challengers redraw meme but then i took it seriously

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obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day