a big beautiful brain with a p r e t t y face, yeah a baby doll with a briefcase, yeah a hot little hurricane 'cause i'm feminine and soft, but i'm still a boss, yeah red lipstick but still so raw, yeah marilyn monroe in a m o n s t e r truck
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smiling down at the girl, mackenzie eagerly nodded her head. “ i do !! they’re always on my feed and it’s so tempting not to click on a post when i’m featured in the thumbnail, ” she chuckled honestly. all youtubers are narcissistic, mack was just more open about it than others. the vlogger would be lying if she said she’s never seen the edits of her and val together. it wasn’t a surprise to see their lgbt fans shipping them together, mack always found it amusing to see who her viewers thought she should be with. but the edits of mack and valeria, in particular, were painfully cute. “ some are definitely strange. like, the super dramatic ones with sad music are crazy, ” she mumbled, remembering one in particular that edited it to make it look like someone from the crew had actually died. it made her question some of her followers sanity. raising a brow, she smirked and leaned forward slightly, “ is that a challenge ? ” dropping her fliratous demeanor, mack instantly got excited at the news of now having a friend to do something with. “ yay !! – i mean, are you sure ? i really don’t want to mess up your filming .. ”
❝i watch the conspiracy theories of whether i’m in the illuminati or not. so that’s a low for a narcissistic youtuber,❞ valeria admitted, clicking her tongue before she let out a nervous chuckle. a confused expression sprawled across her features. no, she hadn’t seen those but she for sure saw ones that seemed to represent her daily life. ❝the ones about unrequited love are a bit of a tear jerker.❞ she cleared her throat. ❝scarily accurate too,❞ she said barely above a whisper as her face fell a little bit. now wasn’t the time to be crying over what was and what wasn’t so valeria shook her thoughts off, arching an eyebrow at mack’s suggestion. ❝it might be a challenge,❞ she breathed out with a small smirk. she couldn’t help but giggle at mack’s enthusiasm. ❝of course i’m sure, it’s you. i’d be an idiot to say no a literal princess.❞
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hayden wasn’t really paying attention to where he was going, headed for the kitchen to see what kind of food he could steal from the kitchen. he jumps slightly at the voice, eyebrow raising at his friend as he does so. “i don’t have to talk to you without my lawyer present,” he jokes, jumping over the arm of the couch to sit next to his friend. “but yeah, sure, fire away.”
alfie snorted as he let out an annoyed huff. ❝plot twist: i am your lawyer and i am present therefore you must talk to me,❞ he deadpanned. he let out an excited cheer as he pulled out his phone and opened up the app where he had his questions. ❝okay bud, when was the last time you had a good lay?❞
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¸¸.•*¨*•♫ 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕒 allowed yet another chain of giggles to slip past her lips, eyes flickering over towards the bright screen. she couldn’t exactly piece together what her friend was playing, but it didn’t matter much anyways. ❝ lesbian fest ? what the hell did i walk into. ❞ she smirked, turning back towards valeria to wiggle her brows suggestively at her. ❝ ya, ya i know. don’t think your sweet talkin’ is gonna get me joining in on whatever lesbian love stuff you’ve got going on in here. it takes more than NICE words to lay a finger on me, ❞ she added, hands reaching into the bag to grab the candy. ❝ you loose m o r e than you win, it’s a miracle you some how end up with enough footage to post. ❞
valeria burst out laughing, shaking her head violently. ❝oh sweetie, welcome to the dark side. gayming is the new cool, besides i think you’ll really like this.❞ her attention moved to the screen and she unpaused the game, bringing her right back into the cutscene with chloe and nadine talking. ❝look at them cordelia, look at how in love they are. and you’re just here making fun of me for losing. god, you’re such a terrible best friend,❞ she whined.
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¸¸.•*¨*•♫ 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕒 couldn’t help but raise her brows at him, skepticism evident in her features. ❝ safe ? with you around ? N E V E R. ❞ she teased, holding out her hands to wiggle her fingers at him. ❝ if you promise me i can burrow that soft jacket i love so much while we film, i’ll subject myself to your questions that are bound to get me in trouble. sound like a fair deal ? ❞
❝okay now that just hurt, maybe i’ll ask someone else to be in my video.❞ alfie rolled his eyes, crossing his arms over his chest in fake-annoyance. ❝what if i wanted to wear it during the actual video? you can’t restrict me like this - it’s not fair - but fine. i’m still the only one who can make that jacket look absolutely breathtaking.❞
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sharing music as a form of intimacy
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iii. j.b.
#♡ ➝ ( “ let’s find a light inside our universe now. “ | musing ; jazz )#♡ ➝ ( “ ain’t you ever seen a princess be a bad bitch? “ | visage ; jazz )#♡ ➝ ( “ we’re gonna be alright. “ | interaction ; jazz )#♡ ➝ ( “ be forever mine. “ | text ; jazz )#♡ ➝ ( “ kiss me underneath the moonlight. “ | para ; jazz )#♡ ➝ ( “ retrace the lines on your tattooed heart. “ | aesthetic ; jazz )#♡ ➝ ( “ you make me make mad decisions. “ | answered ; jazz )#♡ ➝ ( “ you can write all of them songs. “ | ipod ; jazz )
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i’m back home now finally so i’ll be getting to replies and jazz’s intro now. i’m so sorry i had to miss the event!
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ZARA
“my first boyfriend in tenth grade,” she admitted with a quick nod. “shout out to you, jake - “ zara pointed to the emptiness of their room like she was pointing to the male she was speaking about.
❝poor jakey, not knowing exactly what to do at...what’s tenth grade for us brits? oh yeah, year eleven.❞ alfie smiled widely as he scrolled down on his phone. ❝next one, do you have any strange kinks? oh god, i swear i didn’t come up with this one.❞
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my school laptop is literally the worst and when i say the worst i mean the wo r st. and ofc thats the only device i can bring i with me. i gotta do replies manually which means retyping all the fancy codes to match the aesthetic. it’s too wild for me to even try and recreate that so i’m only going to reply to ones that don’t require me to copy and paste fancy letters like crazy. it’s nothing personal, just something i’d rather not stress over. if you’re one of the people who i don't reply to over the next few days, i promise i will get to you when i get home. you are still loved and appreciated by me - just not by my laptop.
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ALEIA
---† ❝ excuse me, but that big ass gorilla holds a place in my heart that none of you sorry sons of bitches, will ever touch. ❞ aleia snapped, holding her hand over her wounded heart. typical alfie. she leaned back lazily, putting her feet onto the coffee table. it was being destroyed in a bit tomorrow anyways, what was the harm in the end ? ❝ easy; sex with men. ❞
❝i’m hurt. i thought i was more valuable than a giant ass gorilla. how dare you!❞ he threw the bagel to the side, it wasn’t his house so he didn’t care how trashed up he made it - it wasn’t his problem. ❝holy crap, care to share how bad? was his weenie a little too teeny?❞
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hello loves i’m going to be out of town this weekend so replies will be done very slowly over a course of three days. just bear with me until then i promise i’m not ignoring you!
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“ the only thing you slave away at is being a pain in my ass, ” cassian joked, not meaning an ounce of his words. he cherished his friendship with the boy more than he could express – although he has tried with a writing some grade a raps and even some classy shakespearean type shit. he goes all out for his bro. “ aw, stop alf, you’re gonna make me blush and shit, ” cass gushed in a joking tone as he continued to pick at the bag of chips. “ y’know what, i’m down. i haven’t been in a challenge video in awhile .. ” he mused, licking his stained red fingers clean of crumbs before clapping his hands, rubbing them together in excitement. “ so what are we thinking ?? shots ? prank calls ? free rein over social media ? spicy peppers ?? ”
alfie gasped, pretending to wipe at a tear that just formed on his cheeks. ❝that hurt my heart, i can’t believe you made your man cry,❞ he huffed. cassian was one of the best people in his life and he was so glad to have him as a best friend, no, more like an actual brother. ❝good that was my whole master plan all along. i’m the best!❞ he hummed in thought as he ran a hand through his hair. ❝oh my god, that all sounds simply fantastic. but i have yet to let people fuck around on my social media. what do you say, cass? how about you hack my twitter and we’ll see how long it takes for the fans to figure it out.❞
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when valeria gave mack permission to post, it was incredibly hard for the girl not to post it that instant, but instead she saved it to her memories and gave her housemate her undivided attention. any other person, mack could care less about being rude, but something about val made her want to be a slightly better person – only slightly. “ oh i know they will !! once i post it, it’s gonna be all over the fan accounts with those real cute ass edits. those are my favorite, makes me feel real emo about everything, y’now ?? ” she rambled on, halting her words when she realized val’s camera was still filming. “ we could have this you’re cute, no you’re the cute one fight … OR we could just makeout, ” mack joked playfully. “ okay okay, i’ll stop wasting your battery life now, but once you’re done filming, come hang out with me !! the house is creepy when one one is here .. plus i’m bored out of my mind. ”
it was so easy for her to forget what was going on around her when she was around mack. it was like all of her worries and troubles went out the window and were replaced with worries and troubles of how to act completely chill with having a pretty girl near her. she was surprised that she was still breathing. ❝you actually look at that stuff? i do too! well sometimes actually, some things weird me out like a lot.❞ all val could think was thank god this wasn’t live. her cheeks reddened much more and she quickly averted her gaze. mack’s comment caught her so off-guard. ❝sorry darling, i don’t kiss before the first date. you’ve got to earn it if you want any shortcuts,❞ she said as confidently as she could. her gaze moved back to her screen. ❝actually...i could stop right here. nothing was really happening. i’ll film an outro later, even if it looks messy.❞
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░ ━ ⁛ ⁚ ♡ FUZZY pink slippers adorned her feet as she was attempting to go to the kitchen and get something to eat. hearing the call she immediately put her hand up, her eyes widening comically. “ huh ? questions ? sure !” minnie sat down next to her ex roommate before narrowing her eyes, “ personal questions, huh ? you’re not going to ask for my social security number or anything, right ? ”
❝oh yes, i’m asking for all of that.❞ alfie nodded with a lazy shrug. ❝your pin, security codes, password for social media. this is basically me trying to take over your channels and everything so i can steal all of your subscribers,❞ he deadpanned. the expression on his facial features said otherwise however.
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「✕」- — loud thuds resonated from the staircase, signaling an eager someone coming down the steps. mace swiftly rushed over to the kitchen while distracted; his thumb stuck on the middle of his phone. he only looked up to open the fridge to see if there was anything worthy to consume. he examined briefly. moments later, he settled with fresh lemonade. it’s natural when it’s in a can, right? he opened the tab with a strong enough force to carelessly spill some on the floor - which he ignored and went about his day until he saw alfie sitting comfortably on the couch. with the most puzzled look he could muster, he replied. ❛ shit, dude- it depends on the questions. sure.. i mean - let’s run by them! that way i can bullshit some if i need to. ❜ he said with a snicker as he made way to sit next to the brunette.
alfie only shrugged his shoulders. it was in his nature to be rather secretive when it came to his videos. he only wanted the best of the best reactions after all. ❝there are no worries here whatsoever. i promise the questions aren’t that bad. i’m one to make sure that all of my guests are crazy comfortable.❞ he cleared his throat. ❝question one: what is an immediate turn off for you?❞
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¸¸.•*¨*•♫ holding a bag full of food, most of it filled with what 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕒 knew to be ( VAL’S ) favorites, she opened up the door to allow herself in. the raven haired girl was fully aware that her best friend was currently filming, but that didn’t stop her from barging in. if she remembered correctly, they had plans to hang out tonight and being the good friend that she was, she figured val would appreciate a snack or two. ❝ oh don’t be such a baby ! ❞ cordelia laughed, dropping the bag onto the others lap. ❝ i come bearing food and good looks. i’m sure your viewers will be thrilled to see i came to save the day. ❞ she teased, it being no secret that she was the absolute worst at video games. ❝ go on, pretend i’m not even here and continue playing your ‘lil game. i’ll just be moral support until you can’t take loosing anymore. ❞
a pout formed on valeria’s lips as she tossed her hair to the side. ❝i was about to get upset over my lesbian fest being interrupted by an outcast but she brings food.❞ she reached into the bag placed on her lap and almost squealed at the sight. ❝oh my god, you got me those sweet & sour twizzlers that i can only find at freakin’ walmart. i love you.❞ she turned back to the camera and rolled her eyes. ❝i never lose. i just cut out when i lose.❞
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this is crazy long and i was too lazy to crop some of the photos properly sooo here it is. it’s a wild ride friends
OUR TRIBUTES EVERYONE NOT PICTURED: ARABELLA & CASSIDY I’M SORRY I COULDN’T FIT THEM IN FDHUDFUI
ok we’re off to a great start. i’m liking the alliances so far.
i take that back valeria delano just straight up murdered her best friend and minnie.
rip cordelia and minnie :(
do i ship it? yes yes i do
i am...disgusted mack sweetie i’m so sorry that that ugly ass bitch would even do that
GUYS THIDSHIDSHIODS BEBE JUST ATTACKED SOMEONE AND OF ALL PEOPLE IT WAS FREAKING CASSIAN NONONONO
rip mack :((((
i ship it pt. 2
VAL WTF Y’ALL WERE CUDDLING LAST NIGHT AND THEN YOU JUST DFUIDFS I AM ASHAMED AND WOW MATTY DIDN’T MAKE IT THAT FAR NICE JOB VIK
classic aleia!!!!
frankie how could u
rip :((
awww no kiara i’m sorry
dante has the right idea i don’t trust that bitch either
guys i have a new ship!!! it’s val / attacking or getting attacked by literal best friends
cassian noooooo :(
REST IN PEACE!!!
i expected king to be a mass killer why is his first kill now
vik :((((
THAT’S MY GIRL.MP3 I MEAN ALEIA AND BEBE WHO??? TABITHA AND BEBE ARE A BETTER BROTP
ripppppppp
idfidfsis poor beau he didn’t deserve this
MACE COMES OUT OF NOWHERE HE WAS DOING NOTHING AND HE KILLS THE BEST FRIEND KILLER GOOD FOR HIM
“ spiny lethal plant life “
GAHAHAHA OKAY I FIND THIS SO FUNNY LIKE BEN JUST IS PLAYING WITH HIS WEAPON AND HE HITS ALFIE FHIDFHIODFIO POOR BOY
it was a mighty deadly day my friends
FRANKIE GETS ALL MURDERY AND BEBE NOOOOO I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU
this was the most anti climatic ending ever...smh
CONGRATS TO FRANKIE SHE DESERVED IT
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