My son egg n his brother cheese
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they all hate me for my pathetically small bong
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now i deeply, deeply love the boggart lesson scene in poa for all of its symbolic/character implications but im sure that shit would’ve only worked in the nineties
like can u imagine that scenario with millennials??? poor remus would have to deal with shit like Abandonment and Crushing Poverty hoppin out of the wardrobe and gettin turned into none pizza with left beef
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“Truth or dare?”
“Dare.”
“Order me a pizza.”
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me absolutely plastered at my own wedding with my beautiful wife right beside me
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INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3
link below to see:
http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls
credit to: ketul
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@picnickerliz mohawk kitty
Are you feeling kind of down right now? It’s not your fault that you forgot what baby cheetahs look like. Really. One time I did too.
But now you recall!
Look! Look!
They loves to play!
Rawr!
Their head is just one giant ball of floof!
I can’t even
How do they live? Being so cuTE??
Ugh!!
This has been a PSA. Baby cheetahs are everything good and pure in this world. Please imagine petting the floof head. Please feel better.
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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