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fic comms are open again! for $10/1000 words you can get a fic by me and also support me getting my fridge repaired! i'd prefer hundred line at the moment but there's probably still some hsr in me, and maybe other fandoms. i can do nsfw and dead dove. DM me if you're interested!

i am also doing a special offer! if you send me $5 on ko-fi i'll write you a 500-word drabble, and if you send me less than $5 on ko-fi i'll give you a heartfelt doodle of the character of your choice. here's the link!

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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason

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"go to hell." basic. weaksauce shit. "i hope that character you really like gets an uber-popular yaoi ship and you have to watch in real time as they get sanded down into a toothless, barely-recognizable version of themself that's become little more than a vessel for bland tropes and OOC fluff, and that's just the permanent fandom consensus view of that character now." now THAT'S a threat. that cuts right to the bone. that's real. that's happening to me as we speak.

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imagine the following:

the central character(s) of the most recent fanfic you completed are summoned into your room, in the physical and mental state they were in at the end of your fanfic. they are made fully aware of the following:

they are a fictional character

whatever happened to them in canon was the result of their original author's writing.

whatever happened to them in your fanfic was the result of your writing.

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do you own anything autographed items?

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the way some people talk about g’raha post-shb is so mind-boggling to me. like never before have i seen people constantly and consistently try and attribute the supposed catastrophic derailment of a character’s personality to a twenty second scene of them eating a burger .

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the summer hikaru died is a horrible tragedy about being the only gay people in your hometown and how that complicates the experience of realizing your feelings for someone, the sense of isolation and otherness you feel growing up and knowing that youre different. it's also the series where a teenage boy falls off a cliff and dies because he stopped to look at a tree shaped like a sexy lady. im not kidding btw that's literally how original hikaru died. that's the inciting incident of this whole series. he went AWOOGA and ate shit so bad he died in the forest and that's how he got replaced by an eldritch entity. anyway everybody should watch the anime the first ep is out now

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Characters/Pairing: Eito Aotsuki/Takumi Sumino Rating: E Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Wordcount: 42,520/? Other Tags: Canon Divergence, Blood Drinking, Memory Alteration, Codependency, SF Route spoilers, Top Aotsuki Eito/Bottom Sumino Takumi, Frottage, Anal Sex, Chest Hole Fingering, arguably a little incestuous Summary:

Eito smiles, in the exact same way he always did before.

“I’ve never hated you more than this moment,” he says.

Takumi doesn’t let himself think about it any further. He rests the tip of the knife against the side of Eito’s neck, and pushes it in.

(After too many loops, Takumi’s cryptoglobin becomes unstable. The best method for treating it is a blood transfusion, and the best option for that, willing or no, is Eito. But sharing cryptoglobin so directly also shares memories, and sharing too much blurs the memories together. As far as Takumi and Eito are concerned, they’ve known each other since childhood. And the relationship they’ve suddenly always had isn’t a healthy one.)

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Maomao could do whatever the fuck she wanted forever in the palace like

If a court lady won’t let her, most—if not all—of the top concubines at a given moment would have her back

If the concubines don’t have jurisdiction she just has to think about the concept of family dinner in the vicinity of her bio dad and he’ll abuse his major political power to fit her whims

If it’s beyond his political maneuvering she could link pinkies with the crown prince and he’d beg to move mountains for her

And at the end of the day if none of that worked the emperor would pardon her for whatever she does bc he’d think it’s funny

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ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3

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"died and came back wrong" nah, died and came back an entirely different guy. like actually, that's just some random other dude. where did you get him

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“I can fix him!” “I can accept him as he is!” I can homoerotically explore the strange texture of his insides and hope he doesn’t consume me

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toxic summer yaoi show !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (part 2 )

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just started watching TSHD and honestly it's a masterpiece because yoshiki is repeatedly having the worst day of his life living with a thing wearing his best friend's corpse meanwhile "Hikaru" thinks he's in a studio ghibli movie

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my most evil and perverted eitaku yet

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accomplice route eitaku to me