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SCORPIUS IS SOOOO GAYYYYYYYYY

won’t confirm or deny. one thing i won’t do: is out someone before they might be ready or falsely out someone. get out of here.

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punk died 30 years ago, someone please update that one weasley

which one? there’s a few that walk around that way.

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it looks like Roxanne draws her freckles on her face every day

who cares. it’s freckles, not like she’s contouring her boobs too look 8 sizes bigger. unlike some seven year ravenclaws boys doing an engorgement charm on their crotch. now that’s just a sad lie.

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so has Lee Weasley messed around with everyone over fifth year at Hogwarts yet? is he keeping count?

i heard he’s got a bit of a body count piling up. who would have thought that a dork like that could bang that many girls ( or guys ).

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another cat professor? maybe minerva actually has no other wants in life than to make these kids miserable. this isabelle chick's got the hang of it.

it’s like she’s trying to be the carbon copy of her aunt. basically she’s the most disappointing thing to come from the mcgonagall family in a long time.

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I heard the french teacher was gone for so many years running the biggest international wizard black market. True?

i’d believe it but something tells me it might be a little more on the selling side instead of running it. i hear red heads are a huge market overseas.

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Who's the WORST Weasley?

not impressed with any of them so far but the worst ( or my least favorite really ) is louis. grow a backbone, kid, have a bit of a spark. just because you grew up with those sisters doesn’t mean you can’t be a man. 

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what the heck is wrong with Carrow's.... everything? he limps, his face, like really?

honestly i’m not sure. i’m all for calling out people but there’s a difference between calling out secrets and rumors and just being a plain dick to a kid. leave him alone, there’s clearly something not okay with him, he can’t help that. 

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Ummm, how much incest happens in this school, anyway?

it’s like the greek gods, everyone is fucking related. just don’t think too hard or you’ll gross yourself out. at least there aren’t any siblings sneaking into dark classrooms ( yet ).

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you lot are the least entertaining i’ve seen around hogwarts in a long time.

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i think it’s time to make an appearance at hogwarts myself. you think rita skeeter was a bad gossip? oh i can’t wait to see what you think of me.