futurehealthfreak
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Jessica. 22. Michigan. Future dietician. A jack of all trades, who's a master of none.
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You're the best reason to get out of bed in the morning.
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Instead of Thanksgiving it should be called “Thanksgive-a fuck” and instead of eating the corpse of a rotting animal you should go vegan for the day and then also for the rest of your life happy thanksgive-a fuck
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Yoo thisss man has the ability to sell a rich man a penny… I swear!!! 😭😭😭😂😂
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I’m just scared people are going to forget about Flint and forget about these children.
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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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Someone: Oooo why are you smiling at your phone?? Is it a boy ;)???
Me, scrolling through Joe Biden memes: uh,,,yeah
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reblog if you want your followers to tell you one thing they secretly think about you.
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Imagine pulling up to a gas station during a road trip and picking up some of these ready-to-eat Tofurky sandwiches (with Violife cheese!). Well, they’re launching this year and we want them SO BAD! Buffalo Tofurky Chick’n Baguette, we’re coming for you …
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