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“tme dyke” in bio

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It's like getting the deluxe edition.

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It's important to call it a "fujoshi moment", and not a "Yaoi Moment" because nothing should ever be about men.

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i sometimes tell jokes where the punchline is that i have a big dick, and im imagining doing it around cis people but then they interpret it as dysphoric self-deprecation so they're like "aww don't say that, i bet its super tiny!' in an attempt to make me feel better

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i also have this! i remember talking about how ants smell as a kid and adults kept telling me ants dont have a smell and i was like THEY CLEARLY DO WTF

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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comprehend my vision

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*large resigned sigh* i would be SO good at being someone’s pathetic girlfriend

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as you may have heard hrt is very likely to make the tgirl incredibly sensitive.. but do not be fooled!! under no circumstances should you be more gentle!! grope her vigourously!! bite her tits!! suck her clit until she screams!!!!

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i want to put “binary trans woman | youngshit | tme” in my bio but apparently “people will think you're a transmedicalist” and “they won't understand it's a joke” and “they won't bother reading your posts they'll just block you”

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“doomed yuri” this, “doomed yuri” that—you are not creative!! there is more doomed yuri out there than happy yuri!! sapphism has been doomed to men and to death since the start!!! im sick of it!!! sure some of them are good stories but theres too many of them!!!! im not reading yet another blue is the warmest color, i want happiness!!

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baking is just autistic girl cooking

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“you can't just identify as afab”

yeah that's what they told me about being a woman too 💔

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dni or get BLOCKED and REPORTED if you dont have your full legal name and birth date, full address, national identifier, and a notarized high-res scan (NOT just a photo) of your passport in bio

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you'll never be a real canadian. you'll never have a true appreciation for maple syrup like we do. we'll always be able to tell you weren't born here

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back in the 00s a single dancing anime chibi gif would feed us for months on end

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