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fuseboxspoilers · 2 years ago
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hey everyone sorry for being mia but as you probably know there hasn’t been any leaked scripts but i decided to come on here and give my opinion on each character and if you have any questions i would be happy to answer them!
starting off with my main li this season:
alfie 💓 i love him so much but also hate him at the same time, he literally doesn’t know what or who he wants but i love him for it
kat: i like kat but she’s also a huge pain in my ass bc she loves spreading gossip a little too much
dana: i was down between dana or alfie for my first love route and i liked alfie just a little bit more but i don’t mind dana, i think she’s definitely one of the better written ones in my opinion
suresh: i fucking hate suresh i’m so sorry u guys, he is just so triggering to me and he’s so incredibly emotionally abusive i’m sorry to be that guy
eddie: he’s such a freak and definitely a misogynist but he’s cute i guess
finn: too hot for his own good, which results in bare minimum in personality
gabi: i like gabi but i can’t tell if she has any motives thatll fuck mc over, will probably play a route for her tho
arlo: i hated that they teased that she likes girls bc i would’ve gone for her if she wasn’t a crazy bitch that jumped down our throats with every glance
johnny/nicolas: i don’t even want to talk about them
pete: he’s boring to me, forgot about him tbh
meera: hate her, she loves to come off as the kind natured quiet girl but she’s literally so conniving
lulu: honestly like her way better than i expected, will probably play her route
all around i think that almost none of the characters are redeemable and i really hope fusebox gets their ducks in line and creates a better season for s6 (if they can even rally the support for that)
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fuseboxspoilers · 2 years ago
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SEASON 5 EPISODE 13 
hey! late but here's the episode 13 but also don't forget that there are high chances that the scripts will have chances in dialogues and everything but i just wanted to give you guys the scripts just in case, but i also like just having the script to be able to compare what is getting changed so i wanted to give you guys the same opportunity :))
NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island where Y/N’s excess baggage revealed she and Suresh could’ve been engaged. If Suresh hadn’t been (ahem) otherwise engaged with a certain waitress. A waitress once said to me You’re a dish sir. Or was it just Your dish sir? Ok I admit it it was the latter! I don’t have Suresh’s chat. Speaking of which and moving swiftly on…
Suresh looks at you something unusually soft and tender in his brooding eyes.
SURESH: I don’t know what to say for once.
PLAYER: Guessing that was a bolt from the blue for you?
SURESH : Well, you always were full of surprises.
PLAYER: Looks like we both held things back from each other.
SURESH: I guess we did.
PLAYER: Where’s your head at now with all this?
SURESH: It’s scrambled. Can’t stop replaying the timeline of all this in my head. So, you’d already picked out the ring and everything when you broke it off?
PLAYER: Well yeah.
SURESH: Wow okay. That meant you must’ve bought the rings the same day I…
PLAYER: Cheated on me?
Suresh blows out his cheeks and looks away to compose himself.
SURESH: You should’ve sent me the invoice.
Suresh laughs breaking the tension slightly and bringing a smile to your lips.
PLAYER: If I hadn’t kept the receipt I might have.
SURESH: At least that would’ve meant we’d have spoken again. That was the main reason I came here.
Suresh smiles at you.
SURESH: I had no idea you were gonna propose. Why didn’t you tell me this at the time?
I was too angry with you
I felt embarrassed about it
I still don’t know
PLAYER: Because you cheated on me, and I was furious with you!
SURESH: Are you still as angry with me as you were?
I’m still just as angry at you
I’m less angry now with you
PLAYER: I’m still furious with you Suresh! A few days being with you in the villa hasn’t changed that.
SURESH: Maybe a few more days will.
            OR
PLAYER: A lots changed since then and I’m less angry now.
SURESH: Glad to hear that.
OR PLAYER: I was embarrassed I’d opened myself up to be hurt. I didn’t want you to know how deep I was into you.
SURESH: We always knew that about each other.
            OR
PLAYER: I still don’t know why I didn’t tell you.
PLAYER: Everything happened so fast, didn’t it?
SURESH: It really did. I still can’t believe how quickly it went from us sharing everything together to nothing.
PLAYER: We clearly didn’t share everything with each other, did we?
SURESH: Guess not. But that was the hardest thing for me. Going from talking all the time to nothing so suddenly.
PLAYER: Well, that was on you not me.
Suresh clearly knows you’re right but seems to hate hearing this.
SURESH: If I’d admitted cheating straight away would it have turned out differently?
Yes, I could’ve forgiven you
No, I’d have still ended it
I’m not sure
PLAYER: If you’d owned up straight away, I might’ve forgiven you. But how could I trust you after you lied and hid it from me?
SURESH: I should’ve told you straight off.
PLAYER: Yes, you should have!
            OR
PLAYER: I’d have broken up with you still, but it might’ve made a bit of difference. Maybe it’d have changed how I reacted to seeing you in the villa again. But maybe it wouldn’t.
SURESH: The damage had been done by that point I guess.
            OR
PLAYER: I have no idea if it’d have made a difference. You still cheated on me and broke my trust when I was ready to commit to you.
SURESH: I know and that’s on me.
SURESH: You know I called you up planning to admit it the next day? But I bottled it. I couldn’t find the words to admit what I’d done. You deserved to hear the truth from me. Not from seeing something on social. I’m genuinely sorry about all that. And I spent a long time wishing I could take it back.
PLAYER: Well, you can’t.
SURESH: I know that.
Suresh avoids your eye contact seemingly unusually sheepish.
PLAYER: Did you date lots of other girls after we broke up?
SURESH: I couldn’t get you out of my head for a long time.
PLAYER: Really? You said there’d been other girls since me?
SURESH: There has but not straight away. I couldn’t just bounce back from losing you. What about you? Were you with anyone else after we split?
Yes, I saw other people
No, I needed time by myself
That’s nothing to do with you
PLAYER: Yeah, I hit the dating scene a bit. Saw some people had some fun.
SURESH: Guessing none of them lasted or you wouldn’t be here.
            OR
PLAYER: I spent some time focusing on being me. Getting used to being by myself again.
SURESH: Good to see you’re here ready to put yourself out there again.
            OR
PLAYER: Whatever I did after we broke up has nothing to do with you! Especially after what you did.
SURESH: I deserve that.
Suresh looks away seemingly lost in thought.
SURESH: You must’ve had marriage on your mind for a while before getting the rings. And I had no idea you were ready to make that commitment. I get it was a surprise and I’m into that. But I should’ve known where your head was at. I could’ve acted differently.
PLAYER: You shouldn’t need to know I was ready to propose to keep it in your pants.
SURESH: My point’s that we weren’t on the same page even before I cheated.
PLAYER: What does that mean?
SURESH: I didn’t know where your head was at. And you didn’t know where mine was. Maybe we were never as compatible as I thought we were.
PLAYER: Do you mean that?
SURESH: That’s what my gut’s telling me right now. Maybe it’s the shock of this revelation.
PLAYER: Welcome to my world.
SURESH: It’s starting to feel like we might be worlds apart if I’m honest Y/N.
Suresh abruptly gets up to leave avoiding your questioning eye contact.
Dig him out sarcastically
Tell him you’re not done talking
Ignore him
PLAYER: Bye then hun.
You sarcastically applaud Suresh’s departure.
PLAYER: You don’t get to just walk away like that. We’re not done talking about this.
Suresh swaggers away towards the villa.
You turn away from Suresh making out like nothing happened.
The others watch this from the garden. Kat runs over to you.
KAT: Y/N that did not look good! If all my experience on the Basildon player boy dating trail has taught me anything…
Kat trails off seeing Finn flexing as he gives Alfie a piggyback ride round the pool.
KAT: I could lick sweat off those guns for dayssssss!
PLAYER: You were saying…?
KAT: What was I saying?
PLAYER: Basildon player boy dating trail…?
KAT: Oh yeah. Two things. Number one completed it. Number two… When boys like Suresh taste their own medicine, they either suck it up… Or spit it out and crack on back to their old ways. And I reckon Suresh is the cracking on type.
PLAYER: You think he might crack on with someone else?
KAT: Yeah hun I think he might. And with things looking shaky with you and Dana you might wanna work out what you want… Before you lose them both. And with things looking shaky with you and Alfie you might wanna work out what you want… Before you lose them both.
PLAYER: Thanks Kat.
KAT: Thought I’d return some advice after your top notch advice earlier. And don’t forget Operation Finntel yeah?
PLAYER: Operation Finntel! Affirmative!
Kat breaks into a massive grin and runs off to climb onto Finn’s back.
You lay on the daybeds your mind still racing from the drama earlier.
You watch the evening sun as it starts to set over the sprawling Mallorcan countryside.
Dana plonks herself down next to you passing you a colourful smoothie.
DANA: A fruity drink for a fruity girl. Thought you might need a cheeky pick-me-up after your Suresh chat!
PLAYER: Thanks Dana.
DANA: He looked pretty wounded. Guess he doesn’t like the shoe being on the other foot.
You shrug still coming to terms with everything.
DANA: Well lucky escape is all I’m gonna say! Imagine if you’d found out later! You’d have been on the lookout for a lawyer as well as love.
Dana laughs and playfully nudges you bringing a smile to your face.
DANA: What was with Suresh’s moody walk off earlier?!
PLAYER: He questioned if we were ever properly compatible. Kat thinks he’s gonna pull away from me.
DANA: Then his loss girl! Here’s Dana’s hot take whether you want it or not. You and Suresh are too complicated, and I can’t see that changing!
PLAYER: You think he’s still the same guy he always was?
DANA: I think he does regret cheating on you. And maybe he could be a decent boyfriend to someone. But I don’t see that being you. Too much has gone on between you both to make a proper fresh start. Look at how he acted tonight!
PLAYER: The news took him off guard. He said if he’d have known where my head was then maybe he could’ve done things differently.
DANA: Should’ve could’ve would’ve… But didn’t! Sorry to go into blunt Dana mode but I reckon you need to hear this. Even if Suresh has turned over a new leaf and wouldn’t cheat again… Could you honestly ever fully trust him?
I think I could trust him
I can’t fully trust him
I don’t know right now
PLAYER: A lots happened but I think I could trust him again. We’ve been through so much together.
            OR
PLAYER: It’s gotta count for something?
            OR
PLAYER: I’m not sure I can open up and trust him again right now. Even when he says the right things. How can I be sure he means them? I have no idea whether I could trust him again. Maybe I wouldn’t know for sure unless we got together. If that ever happened.
DANA: That’s something you need to work out for yourself, but you know what I think.
Dana’s eyes are drawn to Suresh who walks into the garden. Have you got a read on Suresh?
PLAYER: What do you mean?
DANA: As in do you think he’ll walk from the villa?
You look at Suresh as you consider this.
DANA: Well…?
Yes, I think he might walk
No, he won’t leave the villa
Who knows…
PLAYER: I wouldn’t be surprised if he walked tonight.
DANA: Really?
PLAYER: He clearly came here to win me back. If he’s changed his mind, why would he stay?
PLAYER: I can’t see him walking from the villa.
DANA: Him leaving could’ve been a bluff.
PLAYER: Maybe. But even if he is hurting. He’s no quitter.
PLAYER: I could never predict what he’d do.
DANA: No, I can’t call it either.
PLAYER: How would you feel if Suresh walked? You were interested in getting to know him more.
DANA: I was. I mean… I am. I think. I thought that I might’ve been ignoring my mum’s advice on boys. Think with your head not your… y’know. But hopefully you know I’ll always tell you the truth. And honestly if he walked before I got to know him better… I feel like I’d regret it.
PLAYER: Really?
DANA: So, I need to tell you something about when I kissed him in the challenge…
Dana trails away looking into your eyes sensitively. She looks awkward saying this.
PLAYER: Go on…
DANA: I knew he wasn’t the answer.
PLAYER: So, you kissed him because you wanted to?
DANA: I felt like I had to. With the talk of him maybe leaving. I needed to see if there was still chemistry between us.
PLAYER: And was there?
Dana looks over at Suresh again.
DANA: Maybe… But I still don’t know him very well at all really. I know you the best and I’ve obviously got feelings for you! But I’ve started seeing a different side to Eddie too this evening… A more fun care-free side I wasn’t sure he had. Seems like we might have a little more in common than I thought. He pulled you for a chat earlier, right? What was that about?
Lie. It was just small talk
Truth time. He’s into me
PLAYER: He was just being friendly. Wanted to check in on me as we hadn’t chatted properly for a bit.
DANA: Ah okay that’s cool.
            OR
PLAYER: He wanted to talk to me about me sharing a bed with Suresh last night.
DANA: Why’s that anything to do with him?
PLAYER: He said it made him feel a bit jealous.
DANA: Seriously? He’s into you?
PLAYER: I think his head might be a bit all over the place right now. He said it took him by surprise.
Dana takes this in.
DANA: Wow okay! I guess I need a proper chat with him too then.
DANA: My head is scrambled.
PLAYER: What are you going to do then?
Dana shrugs and clearly has no idea.
DANA: What about you? Where’s your head at now then?
Team Alfie
Team Suresh
Team Dana
I’m keeping that to myself
PLAYER: I’m on Team Alfie right now.
DANA: Solid choice! He’s a good egg!
            OR
PLAYER: Despite everything I’m on Team Suresh. There’s still feelings there.
DANA: I get that. Sorry that I’ve complicated things even more.
            OR
PLAYER: I’m on Team Dana. There’s clearly something between us.
DANA: For sure!
Dana beams at you.
            OR
PLAYER: After everything you’ve just said I’m keeping this to myself.
DANA: Okay I get that. So sorry I’ve complicated things.
As you and Dana stare into each other’s eyes Finn bounds over to the day beds.
FINN: How are my second and third fave girls in the villa?
This breaks the moment and Dana laughs.
DANA: Who’s in second place?
FINN: Well right now it’s the Rose of Tralee here. AKA Y/N here.
DANA: And why’s that Finn?
FINN: Mainly ‘cause I need some strong girl advice from her right now.
DANA: What’s wrong with my girl advice?
FINN: You always get distracted and start asking me weird things like… Would I rather brush my teeth with a squirrel or be massaged by an owl.
DANA: Fair point. Squirrel all the way though. I’ll leave you to it then.
Dana leaves casting a glance back at you as she walks across the lawn.
FINN: So I’m already in hot water with my girl Kat and she won’t want me telling you what I’ve got to tell you.
You remember the juicy details that Kat told you earlier and her Operation Finntel.
Could this be a chance to find out what’s really going on in the villa?
You remember that Kat had something about Finn she wanted to tell you earlier.
You also remember her request for you to find out where Finn’s head’s at.
FINN: Plus, I’ve got a little ulterior motive for wanting you alone again. Follow me up to the living room away from prying eyes?
*See you there!
Just tell me here!
PLAYER: Alright will follow you there in a min.
Finn cracks a flirty grin and heads inside.
PLAYER: Just say what you’ve gotta say Finn.
FINN: Seriously this is top secret stuff. I don’t want anyone overhearing what I’ve gotta say. I’ll love you forever if you meet me in the living room.
*Sounds like I need to meet you there then!
I’ve had enough drama already!
PLAYER: Alright will follow you in a min.
Finn cracks a flirty grin and heads inside.
PLAYER: Sorry Finn I’m involved in enough drama already.
FINN: Alright will see what Alfie’s saying then.
Finn leaves you alone to ponder all the villa drama swirling around you.
You’re sat next to Finn who takes a sneaky look outside at Kat chatting in the garden.
FINN: Sweet Kat didn’t rumble us.
PLAYER: What’s with all the secrecy Finn?
FINN: Well, she’s been kinda weird with me since the challenge. My Excess Baggage wasn’t the sexiest thing in the world to find out, I guess.
PLAYER: In fairness. I didn’t see it coming either.
FINN: What can I say? Age is but a number.
Finn laughs and gives you a little wink.
PLAYER: Spill the tea then Finny boy. How old was she?
FINN: She was only early 40s and looked younger. We met on a night out and vibed. Instant chemistry. She even told me she had a daughter who had a kid. Think she wanted to get it all out pronto in case it bothered me.
PLAYER: But it didn’t?
FINN: Nah didn’t bother me at all. I follow the connection. Don’t care what anyone else thinks.
PLAYER: Seems like you care what Kat thinks?
FINN: Yeah, I do to be fair. Which kinda surprises me as it’s not like me.
PLAYER: Does this mean love in the air?
FINN: It means like is in the air. But way too early to start using the… other L word. I saw Kat pulled you for a chat after the challenge so thought I’d ask where her head is at.
PLAYER: Maybe you should ask her.
FINN: I normally would but I’m sure you’ve noticed she’s got a kinda impulsive side. Can’t quite get a proper read on her yet. Wanna know what I’m walking into before pulling her for a deep chat. She’s very different from most other girls I’ve been with.
PLAYER: Maybe she’s picking up on that and stressing she might not be your usual type?
FINN: She’s not my usual type. You are though. To an absolute T.
Right back at ya big boy
You’re not my usual type
Stop with the flirting
PLAYER: If I drew my dream man it’d look a lot like you.
Finn smiles at you sexily.
FINN: Guess that explains our cheeky kiss on our date.
PLAYER: I can’t return the compliment sadly. You’ve seen Suresh and you’re nothing like him…
FINN: Guess that explains why our date didn’t end in a cheeky kiss then.
PLAYER: You can’t help yourself but flirt, can you?
FINN: I really can’t. I’d say I’m not always like this, but I wouldn’t want to lie to you.
PLAYER: Well, you’re coupled with Kat in case you forgot.
FINN: So, what did my girl Kat say to you earlier then?
She’s not happy you’re into older women
She thinks you’ve got commitment issues
That’s between us girls
PLAYER: I don’t think she’s over the moon that you’re into older women. It might be making her feel a bit insecure.
FINN: Ah okay good to know. Guess it’s come up a couple of times now.
PLAYER: Maybe she’s worried about your head being turned by someone more mature. Your comment about marriage never working might’ve set off alarm bells.
FINN: Not my Finn-est moment, was it?
PLAYER: Neither was that pun Finny boy.
Finn laughs.
PLAYER: That’s gonna stay between me and my girl Kat.
FINN: You’re enjoying toying with me aren’t you lovely?
PLAYER: Maybe I am.
PLAYER: What was this ulterior motive for getting me alone then?
FINN: Did you tell anyone about our little date smooch?
PLAYER: No not yet. Why?
FINN: Just wondering really.
PLAYER: Do you want me to keep it to myself?
FINN: I’d never tell anyone what to do. But it might make life easier for us both.
FINN: Did you tell anyone about me trying to kiss you on our date?
PLAYER: I told the girls you were flirty. But I didn’t go into details on your ‘chemistry test’.
FINN: Ah cool. Good to know.
PLAYER: Do you want me to keep it to myself?
FINN: I’d never tell anyone what to do. But it might make life easier for us both.
FINN: Things have developed a bit between me and Kat recently.
PLAYER: Oh yeah?
A mischievous grin breaks out onto Finn’s face.
FINN: You know just getting to know each other better. You know how it is.
PLAYER: And that’s all you’re gonna say?
FINN: A gentleman never tells. And neither do I.
PLAYER: Some might call you an enigma Finn.
FINN: Well, why don’t you ask me one final question while we’re alone to chip away at my many layers of mystery?
Could I turn your head from Kat?
Have you had sex with Kat?
Do you see a future with Kat?
I know more than enough already
PLAYER: Do you think I could turn your head from Kat? Or are you a one-girl boy now?
FINN: I do like the girl a fair bit. And I’m enjoying getting to know her. But it is early days. And if my head did turn let’s just say that it would be in your direction.
PLAYER: Do you think you made the right choice coupling up with Kat?
Finn looks caught off guard temporarily but then regains his cool.
FINN: I offered one final question not two. Nice try though Beour.
PLAYER: Have you and Kat done the deed yet?
FINN: Things have been getting pretty spicy between the sheets. I don’t think we’re far off. But we haven’t even done bits yet.
PLAYER: You wouldn’t be telling porkies about that would you?
FINN: I wouldn’t tell porkies to the Rose of Tralee.
PLAYER: Do you see a future outside of the villa with Kat?
FINN: Wow! Straight in with the big guns, Y/N!
Finn looks through the doors at Kat in the garden.
FINN: It’s only been a few days. But I can imagine her having good craic with my mates. But it’d probs need to be long distance for a while at least. So, I’ve got my doubts on how that’d work.
PLAYER: After sharing a bedroom with you I think I know more than enough about you already.
FINN: That’s totally fair.
FINN: Well, this has been a blast Y/N. But I should probs get back before my girl sends out a search party. How do you think I should play it with Kat?
Reassure her
Pie her off for me
Don’t put all your eggs in her basket
PLAYER: She just needs some reassurance. Talk it through and let her know she’s got nothing to worry about.
FINN: Thanks for the advice my lovely.
PLAYER: I think me and you are a better match.
FINN: Now that’s an enticing possibility.
PLAYER: If there was a recoupling tonight who would you pick?
FINN: Honestly? Probably Kat. But you’d be a close second.
            I’m not sure what decisions make Finn say which dialogue 
FINN: Honestly? It’d be a coin toss between you both.
PLAYER: I wouldn’t put all your eggs in her basket yet. You’ve only been coupled up a couple of days.
FINN: True who knows what’s going to happen.
FINN: Well, I better have a Kat chat. And I reckon you should have a chat with a certain someone too.
PLAYER: And which someone is that?
FINN: That’s up to you to work out, isn’t it?
Finn shoots you a cheeky smile and leaves you alone in the living room.
You walk into the garden which is now illuminated by the overhead string lights.
Finn and Kat have a deep-and-meaningful on the swing seat.
Dana seems unusually serious as she chats with Eddie on the swing seat.
Alfie sits alone on the bean bags lost in thought. As you consider joining Alfie…
DANA: No blooming way!!!
Dana points behind you to the villa doorway…
Two absolutely gorgeous girls stride out arm-in-arm dressed to turn even the most faithful of heads.
SURESH: Here. We. Go.
KAT: Oh, my days…
ALFIE: Yes girls!
ARLO: How we doing squad? I’m Arlo.
Stunningly athletic and sexy Arlo strides down the steps - fearless cool confident loving all eyes on her.
MEERA: Hi everyone! I’m Meera. This is sooo exciting!
Linked in her arm is classy and cute girl-next-door Meera who beams at everyone in excitement.
FINN: You’ve just made things even more exciting girls!
KAT: Really Finn?
Finn shrugs with a mischievous grin, Kat pouts.
SURESH: Loving the big entrance ladies!
DANA: You two are absolutely gorgeous!
KAT: You certainly got all the boys’ attention.
DANA: And at least one of the girls.
ARLO: What can I say? I love being front and center.
SURESH: Looks like you know how to handle the spotlight to me!
You look at Suresh who feels your gaze and playfully ignores it.
Everyone hugs Arlo and Meera an excited electric buzz in the cool evening air.
Alfie Suresh and Dana seem especially pumped to meet the new girls.
Finn plays it a bit cooler.
SURESH: Tell us about yourself girls.
ARLO: I’m a semi pro boxer from Sheffield. People usually love me or hate me. Hoping some of you hotties love me.
KAT: Some? Got your eyes on a few pies then babe?
ARLO: You’re all looking gravy to me.
ALFIE: Finn’s a bit flaky.
FINN: Alfie’s a bit crusty.
DANA: You’ll get used to their bromance. Great to get another northerner in the villa.
ARLO: Can see us forming a cheeky Northern alliance!
PLAYER: What about you Meera?
MEERA: I’ve moved around a bit with work but I’m from Leicester.
ALFIE: You’re a northerner too then?
MEERA: You Londoners think everything north of Watford is north don’t ya?
Alfie and Meera both laugh sweetly.
EDDIE: What’s work?
MEERA: I'm modelling mainly at the minute.
EDDIE: Same! We should chat yeah?
KAT: Maybe talk shop on your own time (the script said Charles for Eddie but idk the nickname they made for Eddie, maybe Ed?).
MEERA: Everyone calls you (nickname for Eddie)?
Eddie ANGRY: Alfie called me (whatever the nickname is) the Thirst one time for bants and it’s kinda stuck.
Meera bursts out laughing at this.
MEERA: Love that Alf. Can I call you Alf?
ALFIE: As long as you’re here for my dad jokes you can call me anything you like darlin’.
KAT: Well boys Eddie ain’t the only thirsty one here. So why don’t you go make us girls some drinks?
EDDIE: Any requests ladies?
ARLO: Surprise us.
The boys run off to the kitchen excitedly bantering about the new girls.
ARLO: Now you’re gonna grill us about who we’re interested in aren’t ya?
KAT: How did you know? Fire pit!
Meera and Arlo both glance at you slightly awkwardly as if they’re about to tread on your toes.
The girls sit around the firepit a nervous tension at the new villa dynamic.
You notice the boys bantering in the kitchen Alfie and Suresh look the most excited.
KAT: So girls who ya gonna go for?
ARLO: Straight into it aren’t ya?
PLAYER: Kat’s about as subtle as a raging flash mob.
DANA: But seriously who are you into?
MEERA: I told myself I was going to play my cards close to my chest but it’s not really my style. Alfie’s all kinds of cute. I think I could have a lot of fun with him. He’s the only one not in a couple now, right?
KAT: But that don’t mean he’s exactly unattached if you get my drift.
MEERA: Oh yeah what’s the deal with you two Y/N?
We’re just friends
There’s sexual tension
That’s between me and Alfie
PLAYER: We’re close but Alfie’s in the friendzone right now.
KAT: But that don’t mean he ain’t into her though.
PLAYER: We’ve had chemistry since day one. Ask Kat.
KAT: They were as subtle as a raging flash mob.
PLAYER: I’m gonna keep my cards close to my chest. Guess you’ll have to wait and see.
MEERA: Very interesting.
PLAYER: Anyone else you might be into?
MEERA: Alfie’s the only one I had my eye on but excited to get to know the other boys too.
KAT: Who you got your eye on Arlo?
Arlo flirtily looks over at the boys in the kitchen.
ARLO: All the boys are pretty dreamy. Eddie’s gorgeous. But Suresh could not be any more my type on paper. Seems like he’s got an edge and would know how to handle a fiery gal like me. Sorry Y/N I know he’s your ex. But do you think me and Suresh might vibe?
You two could be couple goals
I think you’d clash
Suresh only has eyes for me
PLAYER: I think you two might have chemistry yeah.
KAT: But Suresh has chemistry with most girls just saying.
PLAYER: He’s got edge for sure but I think you two might wind each other up.
ARLO: Here’s hoping. Need that passion girls!
PLAYER: Suresh has been all about me since he came in here. But if you wanna try turning his head that’s up to you.
ARLO: There’s not many heads I can’t turn when I put my mind to it.
KAT: Sounds like things are about to get lively.
ARLO: I’m into girls too. And you lot are absolute beauties!
DANA: Good to know.
Dana and Arlo share a flirty smile.
DANA: I was hoping you’d say that.
KAT: Does this mean Charles the Thirst is now Charles the Second choice?
The girls laugh and Dana and Arlo share a flirty smile.
DANA: Any of us girls caught your eye then?
ARLO: You all caught my eye but I reckon Dana and Y/N could be a bit of me.
PLAYER: You’ve got great taste Arlo.
ARLO: I’ve got a good eye.
Kat pulls a sad face a little miffed not to be fancied for once.
ARLO: You’re not into girls are you Kat?
KAT: Always nice to be fancied though ain’t it?
The girls laugh.
Dana shoots you a look as though she thinks your relationship just got more complicated.
            If no interest in girls
ARLO: You all caught my eye but I reckon you could be a bit of me Dana.
DANA: Right back at ya girl.
The boys run over the lawn carrying a tray of wine glasses.
Alfie passes one to Meera and sits next to her.
Suresh passes one to Arlo and sits next to her - Kat gives you a knowing glance.
As you clink and drink a phone pings.
MEERA: I got a text!
LITEXT: Islanders tomorrow night there will be a recoupling. The boys will choose, and the girl not picked to be in a couple will be dumped from the Island. Y/NGirlGone {}HumptyDumpy
Everyone goes suddenly silent as they mull over the first dumping.
You and Dana stare at each other in concern.
NARRATOR: Alfie’s head just turned more than the most dextrous owl. He must be a Barn Alfie! And with Arlo hot on Suresh will he stop packing and start cracking…on? The producers had already booked his plane ticket. It was non-refundable! They’re already trying to change the booking to Y/N. Give her a chance she’s still got hours to charm one of the boys! Will Y/N get picked or packed? Find out in the next episode of Love Island.
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hey everyone, i wanted to get episode 13 up this morning but i had to go to the er last night and i haven’t had time to settle down and get that all together for you guys. i’ll 100% get it done either late tonight or tomorrow for everyone’s enjoyment!
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SEASON 5 EPISODE 12
here's episode 12!!! i'm about to start working on episode 13 but after that the episodes 14+ haven't been uploaded in the game yet but once they do i'll get working on them for you guys :)))
NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island. Where a whole load of baggage just spun off the carousel. It turns out that Y/N was up for the old game of marriage with Suresh. Until he played a game of cheat. But now Suresh knows that Y/N was down for the long game. How’s this going to change the fun and games in the villa I wonder? Let’s find out now.
All eyes are on you as you stand on ceremony in the challenge stage. The other Islanders wait in stunned silence.
Alfie has the sparkling engagement ring in his hand. He looks down at it anxiously and then back at you.
EDDIE: Wow a ring. You guys really were serious.
FINN: Doesn’t get much more serious than that.
KAT: Guess someone was stepping out not stepping up.
Suresh finally picks his jaw up off the floor hiding his embarrassment from the others.
SURESH: Y/N? Is this for real? Were you ever going to tell me?
Yes, I was
No why should I?
I don’t know.
PLAYER: Of course, I was going to tell you. There was just never a good time. Everything went wrong before I got a chance to ask and then I just never wanted to even think about us again.
SURESH: So, you can hide things from me, but I can’t hide things from you?
PLAYER: I don’t owe you an explanation. You were the one who broke my heart!
SURESH: So, you can hide things from me, but I can’t hide things from you?
PLAYER: I have no idea to be honest. After you cheated marrying you was the last thing I was thinking about. I never thought I would see you again until we got here.
SURESH : Well, we are here now! You’ve had plenty of opportunities to say something.
SURESH: What about all these chats about honesty you couldn’t tell me then?
PLAYER: I was upset with you sorry if I didn’t want to start chatting about rings!
SURESH: Argh whatever. It’s just another double standard with you.
PLAYER: Oh, come on telling you wouldn’t have changed anything. You still did what you did.
SURESH: You don’t know that. Maybe it would have been different if you had said something. I felt the same way you know!
KAT: I don’t see a ring in your suitcase babe.
DANA: Yeah, to be fair if you liked it then… you know.
Dana holds up her hand and points to her ring finger.
DANA: Shoulda put a ring on it.
KAT: Exactly! As melty as it is at least the girl had the balls! Who's got time for waitin’ around!
SURESH: It’s not that I didn’t have the balls! Just because I didn’t have a ring doesn’t mean I wasn’t serious about us.
ALFIE: Clearly not as serious as Y/N was... right?
Alfie looks at you.
I was all in with you
I just got carried away
I always had doubts about you
PLAYER: I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together. And I didn’t care who asked who.
Alfie winces and looks away from you.
PLAYER: But then I realised you weren’t the person I thought you were. I didn’t know who you were.
SURESH: Well, looks like I wasn’t the only one keeping secrets.
PLAYER: It was just a spur of the moment thing I was just being silly and romantic. I’m glad I didn’t ask sooner than that.
Alfie smiles to himself.
PLAYER: Should have known it was all going to go wrong. I was just young and excited. I don’t know what I was thinking.
Alfie smiles to himself.
PLAYER: I’m glad I never asked. After everything that happened.
Suresh looks flustered unable to find his words for once.
SURESH: I just… I don’t know what to say to you. It could have all been so different. I would have been a great husband to you.
Alfie Finn and Kat laugh under their breath.
SURESH: What’s so funny?
ALFIE: Just thought you’d be too busy you know in the sky to get hitched.
FINN: A wedding at  feet? Don’t know if you’d fit everyone on board.
ALFIE: I dunno a couple in the cockpit?
SURESH: Alright mate just stay out of it yeah?
Suresh turns back to you.
SURESH: If you wanted to marry me once... Feelings as strong as those don’t just go away.
As you are caught in Suresh’s gaze you spot Alfie looking uncomfortable.
ALFIE: Yeah, good luck with that Suresh. In fact, if anyone is looking for a hubby I happen to have a ring. Play nice and I might just ask ya.
He shoots you a cheeky wink and holds the engagement ring in the air.
FINN: Yes yes a thousand times yes.
Finn runs and jumps into Alfie’s arms taking the ring and slipping it on his finger.
DANA: I knew it!
The Islanders laugh as Alfie spins Finn around like newlyweds.
All except Suresh who seems distant and lost in thought.
Dana looks over to you and places a hand on your shoulder.
DANA: Well, aren’t you full of surprises! That must have been a really rough time for you. I’m here if you wanna chat later.
KAT: Careful she might ask you to marry her.
DANA: Fine by me.
SURESH: Right, you’ve all had your laughs now do us a favour and shut it!
ALFIE: Alright geez just messin about.
EDDIE: Yeah, I guess it’s all even now? No more beef.
PLAYER: What do you mean it’s all even?
EDDIE: Well, you both hid things from each other it’s all in the past. Surely that’s that? Even stevens… Surely now all is forgiven right?
PLAYER: Someone’s changed their tune.
DANA: What does that mean Y/N?
KAT: Eddie babe life ain’t that simple. The two things don’t compare, do they? Y/N’s secret was nice. Suresh if you’ve forgotten cheated! It doesn’t matter if Y/N kept it secret. Proposing is still a sweet thing to think about doing. The other thing… not so much.
FINN: Meh.
KAT: Meh?! What are you saying?
FINN: It’s just a bit old-timey isn’t it. The whole marriage thing.
KAT: EXCUSE ME?
FINN: What? It is! Vows and dresses and all that. It never really works out anyways.
KAT: You best stop right there before you hurt yourself babe.
ALFIE: Can’t say I’m not hurt too Finn.
Alfie takes the ring off Finn’s finger.
FINN: I didn’t mean you Alf. We’re forever.
ALFIE: It’s too late.
They both chuckle to themselves.
FINN: But to be fair Y/N and Suresh could be married right now. You telling me that would have been a good thing?
SURESH: I’m done talking about this with everyone now. It’s got nothing to do with any of you! It’s like a scratched record in this place! You lot need to get a life.
Suresh storms away from the challenge stage.
He turns back for a moment and approaches you leaning in close to your ear.
SURESH: My answer would have been yes. I want you to know that.
Before you can say anything, he turns and stomps off towards the villa.
KAT: Nice one Finn.
FINN: Ah come on I was only messin!
Kat walks away in a huff.
An awkward silence falls and Eddie and Dana scuttle away.
FINN: Well, that went well.
Finn turns to Alfie.
FINN: You still owe me a Honeymoon pal?
ALFIE: Well, we have the perfect venue.
Alfie gestures towards the villa.
FINN: How romantic!
Finn smiles as he heads back to the villa.
Alfie takes your hand gently and places the plastic engagement ring in your palm.
ALFIE: I guess this belongs to you. Use it wisely.
Alfie winks at you as he makes his way off the stage.
You look down at the ring in your palm and wonder who it could be destined for.
Sitting on your bed you look down at the ring once more before placing it in your bag.
KAT: What’s that?
PLAYER: Oh Kat! Why are you sneaking around?
KAT: I wasn’t sneaking I’m just very light-footed. I was just in here having some well-deserved me time.
PLAYER: Oh right.
KAT: So, what was that thing you were sneaking into your bag?
It’s the engagement ring
It’s none of your business
PLAYER: The one from the challenge Alfie gave it to me.
KAT: Wow you two move fast.
PLAYER: It’s not like that.
KAT: Well, if I were you I’d think a little longer before you go to get down on one knee again.
PLAYER: Stop sticking your nose in.
KAT: Alright! Sorry for taking an interest in you babe!
KAT: I actually wanted to talk to you about something.
PLAYER: If it’s about the ring…
KAT: No actually! Not everything is about you you know.
PLAYER: Oh okay.
KAT: It’s about Finn… Everything was going so well like I fancy the pants off him. And I love sleeping on those pecs every night and the way he can just pick me up with one arm.
PLAYER: Alright alright. So what's the problem?
KAT: Well, it’s just in the excess baggage challenge. What he said was just actually like so upsetting. What am I supposed to do with that you know? It makes me think like do we actually have a future together.
PLAYER: If it’s about that marriage stuff then I’m sure he...
KAT: What no! It ain’t just about the marriage stuff! Boys always say they don’t want marriage and it ain’t long before they are down on one knee. I’ve had two proposals already. Technically three… But one was in a kebab shop at the end of a night out, so I don’t count it.
PLAYER: Urm okay. So why are you so upset?
KAT: This is kind of silly but feels like I’m not exactly his type.
PLAYER: Because of his baggage?
KAT: He’s clearly into more mature girls. And we all know I ain’t the most mature, am I? You’d be upset if you found out you weren’t your partner’s type?
Yeah, I would be upset
No that’d be fine
I’m not sure
PLAYER : I wouldn’t like not being my partner’s type.
KAT: Too right!
PLAYER: I don’t really see what the problem is.
PLAYER: I’m not sure how I’d feel.
KAT: I just want to be Finn’s absolute everything! And I don’t think that’s too much to ask. OMG. Does that mean he thinks I look old? Nah I look great! There’s no way I look like a Granny is there?
Yeah, you do
No, you don’t
It’s hard to say
PLAYER : You do have a bit of a granny vibe.
KAT: A granny vibe?! What does that even mean?
PLAYER: You know just like you might suck on boiled sweets or something.
PLAYER: Of course, you don’t look like a granny!
KAT: You’re sure? I don’t give off granny vibes?
PLAYER: No Kat you do not give off granny vibes.
PLAYER: I mean maybe from certain angles?
Kat checks her angles in the mirror and breaks into a grin.
KAT: Nah babe. No granny vibes here!
PLAYER: What even is a granny vibe?!
KAT: Anyway. I look hot. I know it. You know it. Finn knows it…
PLAYER: Sounds like we all know it…
KAT: But I’m younger than him and clearly not his type. What if his type on paper walks in?
PLAYER: Don’t you think you might be overreacting a bit?
KAT: Maybe. But maybe he’s about to leave me for an older woman! Do you think Finn is gonna dump me?
Yeah probably
No, he won’t
Maybe
PLAYER: If an older woman enters the villa next, you’re done for.
KAT: Urgh you’re so right.
PLAYER: He’s not gonna leave you. He seems really into you don’t worry!
KAT: Okay thanks.
PLAYER: Finn keeps surprising me who knows what he will do next?
KAT: Argh not me that’s for sure.
PLAYER: Look it sounded like it was just a fling! Just a funny story you know!
KAT: Argh I dunno. I just don’t know what to think. Me and Finn have been getting really close lately. I think I might be catching feels.
PLAYER : Ah I see the feels with a side-of anxiousness head spinning and utter confusion?
KAT: OMG exactly! You get it Y/N! It’s just so much to deal with I ain’t used to it. Glad I have someone who gets it to talk to.
Kat smiles at you warmly.
KAT: Like we’ve taken things to the next level now if you get what I’m saying. I’ve actually been desperate to tell someone about it. You can keep a secret can’t you! We can go somewhere more private, and I can tell you everything?
*Yes, tell me!
I don’t want to know
PLAYER: Go on then I can’t wait to hear.
KAT: OK follow me.
You follow Kat away to somewhere more private.
PLAYER: I think I’m fine not knowing thanks.
KAT: Aw no! I can’t bottle this up anymore I have to tell someone! It’ll be just between us. Come on!
PLAYER: Seriously Kat I’m not really interested.
KAT: I’ll have to tell Dana instead if not you I don’t think I can keep it in any longer.
*Oh, go on then. I can’t resist
I’m still not interested Kat
PLAYER: Go on then I can’t wait to hear.
KAT: OK follow me.
You follow Kat away to somewhere more private.
KAT: Fine your loss. But if you aren’t going to hear me out can you do me a favour?
PLAYER: That depends on what is it?
KAT: If Finn pulls you for a chat can you see where his heads at? Like see if he thinks I’m too immature or something?
Yeah sure
I don’t think that’s a good idea
Maybe
PLAYER: I can try and see where Finn’s head is at.
KAT: Aw thank you Y/N!
PLAYER: I don’t really feel comfortable snooping on Finn.
KAT: Come on girl code! I’d do it for you.
PLAYER: I’m sorry Kat but I just can’t.
KAT: Argh fine. You’re too nice.
PLAYER: I’m not sure if I’m comfortable snooping on Finn.
KAT: Come on girl code! I’d do it for you.
PLAYER: I’ll think about it.
KAT: Not sure why you need to even think about it.
KAT: Well, I guess I’ll catch you later then I guess! Thanks for actually listening Y/N.
Kat saunters out of the room.
THIS IS BACK TO THE PREMIUM CHOICE WITH KAT 
You head out into the garden.
Kat leads you out onto the terrace and sits you down.
PLAYER: Go on then let it out before you pop.
KAT: Okay okay! : So, it was before the challenge this morning. I wanted to be looking my best for the challenge obvs, so I went to the dressing 
But on my way, I get distracted by Finn chilling in the bedroom. Topless. Hot! He was facing away from me, and I could see all the muscles rippling on his back. So I thought I’d have some fun with him. You probs don’t know because he said he has only ever told me… But Finn hates moths.
PLAYER: Sorry what?
KAT: Yeah, I know it’s so jokes. He says they’re like flying roaches or something. Anyway, so I crept in and shouted MOTH! right behind him. And he yelps and runs out into the bathroom...
PLAYER: Amazing.
KAT: I know right? And then I tell him there was no moth and he gets all embarrassed…
PLAYER: And?
KAT: And he’s super cute when he’s embarrassed. So I give him a little kiss…
PLAYER: Just a kiss?
KAT: Well, we both look at the shower and basically have the same thought. It would be saving the planet if we just showered together.
PLAYER: Uhuh... saving the planet?
KAT: It’s what David Attenborough would have wanted babe. If you’re gonna judge anyone judge him. Anyway, those showers ain’t too big so naturally we had to get real close. And he asks me to help clean his back. I said I could do with a bit of help too. Next thing you know we are covered in soap, and it is getting steamy.
PLAYER: So, you did bits?
KAT: Not just bits! All. The. Way! It was honestly so hot. He was so sweet too being all shy and asking if I was sure and everything. So, I just laid it on him. Then he picked me up with those big arms and… I went to heaven and back I’ll tell you that. I couldn’t even tell you how long we was in there but I came out looking like a prune.
PLAYER: Bet Finn was loving the extra wrinkles.
KAT: Oi! Anyway, it was amazing and everything but then as we were leaving Finn said that he wanted to keep it a secret. I don’t know why. Like what if he doesn’t want people to know because he wants to couple up with someone else?
PLAYER: Is that why you were freaking out earlier?
KAT: I mean kinda. There is something else I didn’t mention.
PLAYER: What is it?
KAT: This isn’t the first time I’ve been with a guy that likes older girls.
PLAYER: Oh? What happened?
KAT: I was with this guy in Basildon and he wasn’t like some guys. He was proper nice seemed really great. We were gonna move in together and everything but then it all fell apart and suddenly he just wasn't interested. Basically, he ghosted me. I was so confused and thought I must of done something to hurt him. Then I check his socials a couple of weeks later and there he is with some woman. And she is like twice my age! I’m just worried boys see me in a certain way like I’m not mature enough or something.
PLAYER: How can anyone think that about you Kat?
KAT: Yeah, yeah alright I get it. Like I said I know I ain’t the most grown up but still… Look can I ask you a favour? If Finn pulls you for a chat can you see if he thinks I’m too immature or something?
Yeah sure
I don’t think that’s a good idea
Maybe
PLAYER: I can try and see where Finn’s head is at.
KAT: Aw thank you Y/N!
PLAYER: I’m not comfortable snooping on Finn.
KAT: Come on girl code! I’d do it for you.
PLAYER: I’m sorry Kat but I just can’t.
KAT: Argh fine. You’re too nice.
PLAYER: I’m just not sure if I’m comfortable snooping on Finn.     .
KAT: Come on girl code! I’d do it for you.
PLAYER: I’ll think about it.
KAT: Not sure why you need to even think about it.
KAT: Well look thanks anyway. Sometimes I just need to get everything out at once otherwise I go off on one. You’re good at listening.
PLAYER: Anytime Kat.
KAT: Don’t go proposing to me though I like you but not that much!
Kat looks down into the garden.
KAT: Alfie looks lost.
PLAYER: What?
KAT: He’s down there staring at the pool. I’d guess he’s waiting for somebody to go and talk to him. Don’t think he’s waiting for me.
Kat leaves you alone on the terrace.
You look down and see Alfie lazily dangling his legs into the pool. He’s tapping his fingers anxiously on his knees.
You head down to the garden to talk to him.
You arrive at the pool. You tap Alfie on his shoulder and sit down beside him.
ALFIE: Hey Y/N.
You scooch up to Alfie. Your feet are gently hanging in the water beside his.
PLAYER: How’s it going Alfie?
ALFIE: Oh, you know. Just chilling.
PLAYER: So that was a lot to take in right?
ALFIE: I can’t believe they brought up my trumpet date. I’d almost forgotten about that one. That was a fun afternoon. Hard as I try though I can’t seem to remember the name of the girl I was serenading.
PLAYER: Is that what you’ve been doing here by the pool?
ALFIE: Yeah, thought my reflection might know her name he looks like a smart guy.
Alfie smiles at you.
PLAYER: Details are easy to forget sometimes.
ALFIE: Yeah, I suppose but I’d hope that I wouldn’t forget the name of a girl that I convinced myself I was in love with.
PLAYER: You were in love with her?
ALFIE: I thought I was. But looking back I guess I was just hoping that I was. And hoping that she whatever her name was felt the same way.
PLAYER: She’d have been lucky to have you Alfie.
ALFIE: Cheers Y/N. That was a while back now. I’ve been in love many times since ha. : And as far as all the baggage that came out in the challenge, I’d say mine was probably the best don’t you think?
Yeah, Alfie yours was my favourite baggage
I preferred Kat’s sexy twins baggage
I preferred Dana’s pretend estate agent baggage
I preferred Eddie’s party mansion baggage
I preferred Suresh’s mile high club baggage
I preferred Finn’s granny baggage
PLAYER: I’ve got to agree with you Alfie. Your baggage was so charming nobody else stood a chance.
ALFIE: Thanks Y/N. I was going for charming at the time so I’m glad it still seems that way. Means I don’t have to change my technique too much.
PLAYER: Sorry Alfie but I can’t stop thinking about the fun that Kat must have had with those hunky twins.
ALFIE: Yeah, that’s a wild one. You’d probably need two people to handle Kat.
PLAYER: Sorry Alfie but Dana’s fake estate agent story grabbed my attention most.
ALFIE: That’s so Dana. Only she would pretend to be an estate agent to get a flat.
PLAYER: She’s got some great stories.
ALFIE: The best stories! After mine of course.
Alfie smiles at you warmly.
PLAYER: Sorry Alfie but Eddie’s wild mansion nudie party had me cracking up.
ALFIE: Yeah, Eddie and his buddies obviously know how to make good use of a big old building. I’d be too worried about breaking the expensive furniture.
PLAYER: Sorry Alfie but all I could think about was Suresh and his mile high club hook-ups.
ALFIE: That didn’t impress me one bit. If he was flying the plane at the time maybe it would be cool.
PLAYER: Sorry Alfie but nothing could compete with Finn and his love of grandmas.
ALFIE: Yeah and knowing Finn I bet he’s got hundreds of even wilder stories too.
ALFIE: Of course, there was one more piece of baggage. Obviously you know what I’m talking about.
PLAYER: Yep.
ALFIE: So how do you feel about the rest of the group knowing about the proposal stuff?
It’s out there. Glad it’s off my chest
I kind of wish a different piece of baggage had been revealed
My head’s gone to be honest
PLAYER: What’s done is done. Maybe it’s better that everybody knows.
ALFIE: Yeah maybe. At least you won’t have to worry about secrets anymore. Unless of course you’ve got some more deep dark secrets hidden away.
PLAYER: You’ll have to wait and see.
PLAYER: Of all of the things from my past that could have been mentioned that was probably the one I least wanted to relive.
ALFIE: Yeah, it’s a big one.
PLAYER: There’s other secrets of mine that would have been much easier to deal with.
ALFIE: Other secrets, eh? I look forward to finding out some more of them.
PLAYER: I’m all over the place at the minute. There was enough going on in the villa already without this happening.
ALFIE: I hope I can help you find your head. It can’t have gone far.
Alfie splashes his feet around in the warm water of the pool.
ALFIE: I don’t think you’ve got anything to be embarrassed about you know.
PLAYER: What do you mean?
ALFIE: Well don’t take this the wrong way but I feel like if somebody puts their heart out there. And goes as far as to want to propose to somebody. But the marriage doesn’t happen. Well, that person might you know, might feel like they failed somehow.
PLAYER: What?
ALFIE: I don’t think that I just think others do. Not others here. Just others. Oh, my days I’m making no sense now.
Alfie closes his eyes and composes himself for a moment. He opens his eyes and looks back at you.
ALFIE: What I mean is you shouldn’t feel like you did anything wrong. You shouldn’t be made to feel anything that you don’t feel.
I only feel how I want to feel
I do feel a bit of pressure from others
It’s fine let’s talk about something else
PLAYER: It’s all good Alfie. I’m owning it. I don’t feel any pressure to be anything that I’m not.
ALFIE: Nice. That’s what I like to hear. You be you babe.
PLAYER: I do feel a little bit of judgement but I’m not going to let it get to me though.
ALFIE: Nice. That’s what I like to hear. Nobody can touch that thinking.
PLAYER: It’s cool Alfie. I’d rather just move on.
ALFIE: Ok. If that’s what you want.
Alfie kicks his feet and splashes some water onto your legs.
ALFIE: Just so you know I think that a girl doing the proposing is hot.
PLAYER: Really?
ALFIE: Yeah, you gotta break tradition sometimes. Mix it up a bit.
PLAYER: Are you saying that you’d like to be proposed to?
ALFIE: Yeah, that’d make me feel pretty special.
PLAYER: Seriously? You’d really like a girl to pop the question to you?
ALFIE: One hundred percent babe. I’d be a blubbering mess though. Also, would that make me the bride?
PLAYER: I don’t know.
ALFIE: My dad wouldn’t be too chuffed about that. The father of the bride has to pay for the wedding. He’s always been a tight one never seems to remember to bring his wallet to the pub. If you know what I mean.
PLAYER: Does that mean me, and you are getting married Alf?
ALFIE: I’d have to fall in love with you first.
PLAYER: And you’d have to remember this girl’s name.
ALFIE: Ha yeah! Sorry, who are you?
Alfie nudges his warm gentle shoulder against yours.
Alfie moves his feet around in the water again. He takes a deep breath before exhaling slowly.
ALFIE: I need to tell you something Y/N.
PLAYER: What is it?
ALFIE: I feel like if I don’t tell you it might make things more awkward.
PLAYER: Seriously Alf what is it?
ALFIE: It’s just that I feel like maybe I should back off a little bit.
PLAYER: Back off?
ALFIE: I’m getting the impression that there’s more between you and Suresh than I know about. It seems like stuff runs a lot deeper between you than maybe even you realise. And I don’t want to get in the way of that. So, what do you think should I back off and give you some space?
Maybe you should back away for a little while
I don’t want you to back away
You do whatever you think is best Alfie
PLAYER: Maybe a little bit of space between me and you would be a good idea. There probably is more between me and Suresh than I realise. It might help me understand everything.
PLAYER: I don’t want you staying away from me because of all this. No way Alfie. We’ve got something great between us and nothing’s gonna ruin that.
PLAYER: You’ve got to decide that on your own Alfie. I can’t change anything that’s happened with me and Suresh. You’ve got to do what you’ve gotta do I guess.
ALFIE: I appreciate what you’re saying. I really do. It’s just that I think you’ll be able to work things out easier if I’m not complicating things. So, I’m gonna give you the space to do that.
Alfie stands up pulling his legs out of the pool. He squats down beside you and gives you a hug.
ALFIE: Don’t dangle your legs in the water for too long you’ll get cold feet!
Alfie smiles. Sorry, too soon? See you in a bit Y/N.
Alfie walks away leaving you alone by the pool.
You sit in silence for a moment thinking about what Alfie has said when Dana appears beside you.
DANA: Hey Y/N. Come talk to me for a min will ya?
You pull your legs out of the pool stand up and follow Dana.
You follow Dana to the swing seat. You sit down beside each other.
DANA: Look on the brightside. At least Excess Baggage usually only happens once in the villa. I dread to think what else they’d reveal about me in a second round.
PLAYER: Got a few more things hidden away have you Dana?
DANA: Who hasn’t? I’ve got plenty more wild escapades to dish. Might not need a challenge to let a few of them out either. Although not sure that I’ve got anything as mind-blowing as what we just learned about you!
PLAYER: That was a big moment in the villa for sure.
DANA: So, what did you chat with Alfie about?
We talked about the proposal
We talked about all kinds of things
Well, that’s between me and Alfie
PLAYER: There’s only one thing we could have talked about really.
DANA: Yeah, fair point. Daft question really.
PLAYER: We just had a general chat about stuff.
DANA: Alfie’s baggage was so cute.
PLAYER: Yeah, it was. He was sat in the pool trying to remember the girl’s name because he felt bad!
DANA: Ha Alfie just gets cuter and cuter.
PLAYER: Me and Alfie need to have some secrets.
DANA: Ooh mysterious girl. I’ll get ‘em out of you one day.
DANA: So, what did he say about a girl proposing to a guy?
PLAYER: He said he was all for it.
DANA: Really?
PLAYER: Yeah. He’s legit into the whole idea. Started talking about love, marriage, everything. He said he likes the idea of breaking tradition.
DANA: Wow! A man after my own heart. Hard to argue with him. If I was gonna get married, I’d be well up for a girl getting down on one knee in front of me. What do you think Y/N? Want to try it again?
I’d marry you in a heartbeat Dana
I think my proposing days are over
Maybe one day
PLAYER: If I did it again Dana, you’d be the one saying I do.
DANA: What if I said I don’t?
PLAYER: Well then, you’d probably end up living with a houseful of cats dreaming of the time that you spent here with me.
DANA: Ha savage! My heart is shattered!
PLAYER: I’m not planning on getting down on one knee anytime soon.
DANA: That’s a shame. I’d quite like to see that.
PLAYER: Who knows whether I’d pop the question again? Not me.
DANA: Never say never.
Dana laughs and rocks the swing seat back and forth a little.
DANA: The mile high Lothario will probably want to chat with you at some point later today.
PLAYER: Most likely.
DANA: You guys have got a lot to get off your chests. It seems like just as you’re levelling out something else pops up.
PLAYER: Seems appropriately dramatic for where we are I suppose. And now Alfie is saying that he’s gonna give me some space to work things out.
DANA: Really? But you two are so close. Is space what you think you need?
I think a bit of space from Alfie will do me good
I don’t think the space from Alfie is needed
I would prefer space from Suresh to be honest
PLAYER: Space from Alfie might be for the best. He’s backing off a bit so that I can get my head together.
DANA: Yeah, a bit of a breather is sometimes a good thing. And of course self-care is a must.
PLAYER: I don’t want space from Alfie necessarily. But if he thinks it will help who am I to tell him anything different?
DANA: Yeah he’s gonna follow his heart no matter what.
PLAYER: It does worry me a bit that he might use this proposal thing as an excuse to move on from me to another girl.
DANA: You and Alfie will always be tight one way or another.
PLAYER: It’s hard to think when Suresh is always here. How am I supposed to get to know other people?
DANA: Yeah, that must be rough.
Dana pushes against the floor with her bare feet. The swing rocks back and forth gently.
DANA: So, does this mean that you want space from me too?
Maybe a little until I get things sorted
No of course not. I need you with me
PLAYER: I think I need a little cooldown to be fair. Just so things aren’t so full on for a bit.
DANA: I can understand that. I’m here for you anyway. Whatever you want from me you’ve got it.
PLAYER: Thanks Dana.
PLAYER: I’d never want space from you. What would I do with myself?
DANA: Exactly. You’d have to find somebody else to file your toenails for you. I hate feet too! The things I do for you girl!
You look across the garden and see that Suresh is walking towards you.
DANA: Here he comes.
PLAYER: Yep. Time to have it out.
DANA: To be fair I can’t read him. I thought he might be in some macho strop. Well, I’ll leave you two to work stuff out.
Dana leans in and gives you a hug.
DANA: Holla if you need me.
Dana leaves just as Suresh arrives. They exchange slightly awkward smiles.
Suresh stops in front of you.
SURESH: Hey.
PLAYER: Hey Suresh.
SURESH: I think we need to talk about this ring-shaped baggage of ours.
NARRATOR: Well, I haven’t seen a proposal cause that much drama since those Montagues and Capulets got into a beef! Juliet’s family definitely thought Romeo was punching. But with Alfie backing off and Suresh looking all doom and groom… Will Y/N find themselves one step closer to being dumped from this sun-drenched paradise? Find out in the next episode of Love Island.
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SEASON 5 EPISODE 11
i finally have some free time on my hands so i should be able to get the scripts up to 13 out this weekend !!
NARRATOR: Pack your bags! Nope. Sorry. I read that wrong. UN-pack your bags because it’s time for Excess Baggage. In this challenge the Islanders unpack dirty laundry about their fellow contestants. These juicy secrets are definitely not travel-size. Which is why they’ve been confiscated by airport security. But wait. Eddie has a bombshell to drop. Couldn’t you have gone earlier Eddie?
While the other Islanders buzz about the villa getting pumped for the challenge EDDIE pulls you aside.
PLAYER: The challenge is coming up. We can talk later.
EDDIE: This is too important to wait. I don’t think you’d want me to go into this in front of everyone… 
            IF KISSED SURESH
EDDIE: For now, I’ll just say it has to do with that kiss you gave Suresh last night.
PLAYER: You saw that?
EDDIE: Big time.
            IF SPOONED SURESH
EDDIE: For now, I’ll just say it has to do with you and Suresh spooning last night.
PLAYER: You saw that?
EDDIE: Big time.
            IF NEITHER 
EDDIE: For now, I’ll just say it has to do with how you were with Suresh in bed last night.
PLAYER: Okay…?
EDDIE: And I need to tell you something. In private. Now.
*Spill the tea!
Not now. I’m off to the challenge
PLAYER: Ok let's talk somewhere privately then. Let’s go to the daybeds.
You grab Eddie’s hand and drag him toward the day beds wondering what he has to tell you that’s so burning.
PLAYER: I can’t talk now. We’ve got a challenge to get to.
EDDIE: We’ve got a few secs. Everyone’s still milling about.
PLAYER: I think they’re waiting on us.
EDDIE: Believe me you’ll want to hear this. Especially before the challenge.
PLAYER: Why?
EDDIE: You deserve to know the whole picture before walking onto that challenge stage. It could affect how you decide to play the game.
*Let’s go chat ASAP then!
Can’t! We’ve got to get to the challenge
PLAYER: I want to know everything now! No way I’m walking into a challenge without all the info. If the others are waiting, they can wait another minute. Come on Eddie. Let’s go to the daybeds for a private chat now.
PLAYER: There’s no time. The challenge is about to start.
You look around the villa and see the other Islanders waiting by the kitchen for you and Eddie. Dana gives you a hurry up wave.
PLAYER: Race you to the challenge stage!
You and Eddie hurry over to the daybeds for an urgent chat.
PLAYER: OK what did you need to tell me?
EDDIE: That you’re playing with fire.
PLAYER: What?
EDDIE: You know what I’m talking about. Looked like you got pretty close with Suresh last night.
PLAYER: I turned away and went to sleep!
EDDIE: Even so sharing a bed with an ex is gonna awaken old feelings. And you should be careful.
You can’t help glancing over toward the kitchen where the other Islanders are impatiently waiting.
PLAYER: Fine but why the urgency?
EDDIE: I’m worried about you.
PLAYER: Why?
EDDIE: I hate to talk behind people’s backs, but Suresh will always be someone you can’t trust. You know better than anyone that he’s a cheat and a game player.
PLAYER: I thought you two were starting to get on?
EDDIE: We have a laugh, but I know what he’s like. He’ll probably spill the tea about what went on between the sheets with you two last night. And if he does that’s not gonna help what you’ve got developing with a certain someone.
EDDIE: Even if he doesn’t, I probably owe it to Dana to tell her the truth.
            OR
EDDIE: Even if he doesn’t, I probably owe it to Alfie to tell him the truth.
PLAYER: After everything you’ve said about avoiding drama? Why are you suddenly sticking your neck in?
EDDIE: Because I care about people in here. And I don’t want to see you or Dana get hurt. It affects me too since I’m coupled with her.
            OR
EDDIE: And I don’t want to see you or Alfie get hurt.
PLAYER: OK then don’t go blabbing about what you saw.
EDDIE: I don’t want to, but I don’t wanna hold this back either. think you should get this all out there yourself and minimise the damage.
PLAYER: You really think I should?
EDDIE: Yes.
PLAYER: And you’re not playing games with me yourself?
EDDIE: I don’t play games Y/N.
Thanks for telling me!
Keep your ‘advice’ to yourself
PLAYER: I appreciate your advice. I get that you’re in an awkward position and that you’re trying to help me out of one too.
EDDIE: Of course. I’m Eddie Chill: always trying to keep the peace. Keeping it chill while keeping it real. That’s my motto.
            OR
PLAYER: I don’t want your so-called help Eddie. Whatever your opinions on the situation you can keep them to yourself. Stay out of it. I don’t need relationship advice from you.
EDDIE: Well sorry if I overstepped then I guess.
            I THINK THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO KISS OR SPOON SURESH
EDDIE: There’s something else I need to tell you. Don’t worry; it’s not more advice.
PLAYER: Go on then.
EDDIE: I’ll admit this took me by surprise but when I saw you and Suresh in bed last night… I felt some pangs of jealousy.
PLAYER: Oh really?
EDDIE: It was the last thing I was expecting to feel. I’m not usually a guy who gets jealous. So, this is a big deal. It means something’s there.
            I THINK THIS DIALOGUE IS FOR PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T KISS OR SPOON SURESH
EDDIE: Last night when you turned away from Suresh…
PLAYER: Go on.
EDDIE: You made the right call.
PLAYER: OK.
You glance over toward the kitchen where the other Islanders are impatiently hanging about ready to go to the challenge stage.
PLAYER: You couldn’t wait ‘til after the challenge to tell me that?
EDDIE: No because there’s more. I think you doing that wasn’t just a sign for Suresh to back off. It was a sign to other people as well.
PLAYER: What do you mean?
EDDIE : By turning away from Suresh you were showing you’re turning towards other people.
You laugh.
PLAYER: That’s quite a metaphor.
Eddie shrugs with disarming confidence.
EDDIE: I took it as a sign you’re open to exploring things with people besides Suresh.
Yes, it was a sign
No, you’re seeing signs that aren’t there
PLAYER: I am open to getting to know other people. I might be in a couple with Suresh but I’m up for exploring things with other people.
EDDIE: Well, that’s good to hear.
            OR
PLAYER: I think you’re reading too much into things. I turned away from Suresh because I wanted to. Whether I want to explore things with other people or not that wasn’t a sign.
EDDIE: Sorry. I guess I read that wrong then. That’s a shame though… Because there’s something else, I need to tell you. I was really surprised at how happy I was to see that. I realised I was happy because it gave me hope.
PLAYER: Hope?
EDDIE: Hope you’re open to exploring things with other people in here... And by other people I mean me. Are there some slow-burn feelings starting to sizzle between us?
I might be feeling something
Not interested; you’re coupled with Dana
I’m not sure if there are feelings between us
PLAYER: Yeah, maybe I’m feeling the start of a few slow-burn feels too.
EDDIE : That’s sweet to hear. Pumped it wasn’t just me.
PLAYER: It’s funny how these things can sneak up on you. Thanks for bringing this up Eddie.
EDDIE: Really glad I did beautiful. It will be fun to see if this slow-burn catches fire.
PLAYER : Careful. That sounds hot.
EDDIE: Don’t worry. I like the heat.
            OR
PLAYER: I’m not interested in going there sorry.
            OR
PLAYER: Do I need to remind you that you’re coupled up with Dana?
EDDIE: Yeah, I know that. Just needed to get my feelings off my chest.
PLAYER: I’m not going to consider exploring things with you while you’re cracking on with her.
EDDIE: Well, this is awkward.
PLAYER: Maybe a little.
EDDIE: I… I don’t know what to say now.
PLAYER: Me neither.
            OR
PLAYER: Wow I’m not sure how to reply to that really. You’ve caught me off guard.
EDDIE: Yeah, I bet. Sorry about that. Just thought I’d share in case you were feeling the same.
PLAYER: I’m not sure how I’m feeling right now about you EDDIE.
EDDIE: I guess let’s just see if anything develops. Let’s keep chatting and see if we go anywhere together.
PLAYER: That could be an idea.
Eddie glances over towards Dana and seems a little awkward.
PLAYER: I’ve got to ask where’s your head at with Dana?
EDDIE: Well, she’s super-hot and hilarious. I was enjoying getting to know her…
PLAYER: Was? Past tense?
EDDIE: Well, it stung when she was so obviously jealous of you and Suresh last night. I’m not used to having girls walk out on me.
            IF DANA DIDN’T WALK OUT
EDDIE: I know you two are friends, but I sensed she was jealous of you and Suresh last night. She didn’t seem that interested in me last night.
Eddie holds your eye contact intently.
You notice Dana looking at you as she leaves for the challenge stage.
PLAYER: Are you going to tell her about your feelings for me?
EDDIE: Do you think I should tell Dana?
Yes, you should tell Dana
No keep it between us for now
Not sure your call
PLAYER : You definitely should tell Dana how you’re feeling. It could blow up if you don’t.
            OR
PLAYER: Let’s keep it between us for now. Things can change quickly in here.
            OR
PLAYER: This is your call EDDIE.
EDDIE: You don’t have an opinion?
PLAYER: You’re the one who brought this up suddenly. It’s on you.
EDDIE : Yeah I guess.
PLAYER: You don’t sound convinced.
            OR
PLAYER: Are you going to tell her or not?
EDDIE: Honestly? I don’t know what I’m going to do yet. Time will tell…
Eddie abruptly gets up and follows Dana towards the challenge stage.
Excess Baggage is about to begin. The girls and boys stand on opposite sides of the stage in front of a mock-up luggage carousel.
DANA: Sick! I love this challenge!
ALFIE: Yeah same! Always lively.
Dana’s phone pings.
LITEXT: Islanders inside each suitcase is a prop and a clue relating to one Islander. You may confer with your teammates and then kiss the Islander you think it’s about! 
A suitcase pops on the conveyor belt and stops in front of Dana.
She opens it to find thick tights ugly glasses and bingo cards.
DANA: They found your bag Kat!
Dana laughs and then reads the clue.
DANA: ‘This Islander once dated a grandma!’
Everybody laughs.
KAT: Ew.
DANA: Girls no need to confer. This has to be Eddie!
EDDIE: Does it?
She runs over and gives Eddie a PG peck on the lips.
Eddie shoots you a flirty glance as if he’s hoping you’ll be jealous.
ALFIE: Go on Dana put us out of our suspense then?
Dana pulls off a sticker on the suitcase tag revealing…
DANA: No way! It was Finn!
Everyone gasps and laughs Finn grins happily.
SURESH: Wow Finn. That’s…
KAT: Weird?
FINN : She wasn’t that old.
EDDIE: Was she hot?
FINN: Scorching! And experienced. That’s why I like older women.
KAT: I’m younger than you!
Dana giggles Finn shrugs.
DANA: Starting to regret singing Finn’s praises earlier?
FINN: Ooh what were you saying about me earlier?
Kat looks away pouting.
PLAYER: She said you were the only trustworthy boy in the villa.
ALFIE: Excuse me???
EDDIE: Cheers Kat love you too.
You and Dana laugh.
FINN: I am trustworthy. I never lied about liking older women, did I?
KAT: Yeah, you just left out just how old you like them.
FINN: I didn’t say I only like older women, did I?
KAT: Whatever.
PLAYER: I agreed with Kat earlier that you’re the most trustworthy boy.
The other boys look a little hurt.
KAT: Guess you’re still the boy I’d trust most… to date grannies.
Everyone laughs and Finn joins in.
The second suitcase descends and lands in front of Kat. She opens it to find an air hostess outfit and a model aeroplane. Kat reads the clue.
KAT: ‘This Islander had a regular hook up in the mile high club!’
The boys look impressed. They smirk at each other as you girls confer.
DANA: Who we saying girls?
KAT: Gotta be Suresh, right?
PLAYER: I know he loves to travel. He’s always jet-setting around the globe.
DANA: Oh really? Did you two have joint membership?
PLAYER: I’m not saying it was with me necessarily.
KAT: I’m sold.
Kat takes a pouty glance at Finn and then goes to snog Suresh.
            IF DIDN’T KISS SURESH
Suresh snogs her back passionately and avoids your eye contact after.
            IF KISSED SURESH
Suresh turns this into a peck on the lips and smiles at you charmingly.
ALFIE: Gotta be right, hasn’t it?
Kat peels the sticker off revealing…
KAT: Y/N your ex is a baller!
Suresh looks smug. Eddie and Finn high-five him.
You bet Suresh is a baller
Suresh is no baller
I don’t know what Suresh is
PLAYER: Suresh is a baller, and I can’t deny it. Say what you like about the boy, but you can’t say he’s not fun to travel with.
You wink at Suresh.
SURESH: Never had more fun travelling than with you beautiful.
Alfie looks jealous of this moment.
            OR
PLAYER: Since when does having sex in a tiny toilet make you a baller?
KAT: Someone might be a bit jealous.
            OR
PLAYER: These days I can’t say what Suresh is.
SURESH: Think you know deep down.
PLAYER: I’m not sure I do.
Alfie catches your eye and whispers to you with a grin.
ALFIE: Captain Toilet over here.
SURESH: What’s that Alfie?
Before Alfie can respond another suitcase lands on the carousel.
This time it stops in front of you. You open it to find elegant party masks and feather boas. You read the tag.
PLAYER: ‘This Islander once attended a naked party at an ex’s mansion!’
Kat and Dana squeal in surprise. You confer with the girls.
PLAYER: The mansion bit could sound like a bit of Eddie.
DANA: Nah he wouldn’t have the courage to do something that out there.
KAT: It’s Finn. Actually, no then you’d kiss Finn. It’s defo Eddie.
DANA: Who’s the naked party boy Y/N?
Eddie
Finn
Alfie
Suresh
You walk past the boys and rest on Eddie he smiles as you lean in for a kiss.
Passionate snog
PG peck on the lips
Kiss his cheek
You snog Eddie who kisses you back soft yet passionate gently caressing the small of your back.
DANA: Wow steady on Y/N.
Eddie softly whispers into your ear.
EDDIE: I knew there was a spark there.
            OR
You give Eddie a quick peck on the lips he looks like he hoped for more.
            OR
You kiss Eddie’s cheek who looks disappointed. Suresh playfully nudges him.
You walk past the boys and rest on Finn he smiles as you lean in for a kiss.
KAT: Not too late to change your mind babe.
Snog him
PG peck on the lip
Kiss his cheek
You go to snog Finn but he gentlemanly turns to let you kiss his cheek.
You go to give Finn a quick peck on the lips, but he turns this into a cheek kiss.
You kiss Finn’s cheek who seems totally happy with that.
FINN: Living up to this trustworthy tag now so far.
Kat smiles at him.
You walk past the boys and rest on Alfie he smiles as you lean in for a kiss.
Passionate snog
PG peck on the lip
Kiss his cheek
You snog Alfie passionately who gets into the moment kissing you with real feeling and softly running his fingers through your hair.
FINN: Now that’s a kiss. Yes Alf!
Eddie watches jealously.
            OR
You give Alfie a quick peck on the lips he’s hardly complaining but you sense he may have hoped for a little more.
            OR
You kiss Alfie’s cheek who looks disappointed. Suresh playfully nudges him.
You walk past the boys and rest on Suresh he smiles confidently as you lean in for a kiss.
Passionate snog
PG peck on the lip
Kiss his cheek
You snog Suresh passionately who gets into the moment kissing you with real feeling and softly resting his hands on your waist like he always did.
Alfie and Dana both look away uncomfortably.
Suresh whispers to you.
SURESH: That’s the type of kiss I was hoping for last night.
Eddie watches filled with jealousy.
            OR
You give Suresh a quick peck on the lips he’s hardly complaining but you sense he may have hoped for a little more.
Suresh whispers to you.
SURESH: Progression from last night darling.
            OR
You kiss Suresh’s cheek who looks disappointed. Alfie playfully nudges him.
You pull off the sticker revealing…
PLAYER: It was Eddie!
DANA: Eddie you dark horse!
EDDIE : Gotta step outside your comfort zone sometimes. Felt weird but everyone was in the same boat.
Dana looks pleasantly surprised.
KAT: Thought it was in a mansion not a boat?
EDDIE: Oh yeah you’re the only one who gets naked in boats right Kat?
KAT: Right! Get your own gimmick.
FINN: Katamarans.
People laugh but Dana looks deep in thought you lean into her.
PLAYER: What’s wrong?
DANA: Just surprised. I mean I haven’t seen that carefree side of EDDIE yet. Do you think I got him wrong…?
Before you can answer one final suitcase for the girls lands on the carousel. It stops in front of Dana.
KAT: Shame!
Dana opens it to find a picnic basket champagne bottles and a trumpet. She reads the clue.
DANA: ‘This Islander once performed a trumpet solo on a romantic picnic!’ Aww I love brass instruments!
You and Kat huddle around her.
DANA: That’s a cute one!
KAT: Is it? Something that sappy – excuse me cute – has to be Alfie. Although Suresh is always blowing his own trumpet.
DANA: Who do you think it is Y/N?
Alfie
Suresh
Eddie
Finn
PLAYER: It has to be Alfie. That sounds just like something he’d do.
            OR
PLAYER: It could be Suresh. It’s way simpler than his usual style. But maybe the girl wasn’t into glitz and glam.
            OR
PLAYER: I think it’s Eddie. He’s into being heartfelt and chill. A picnic is pretty chill.
            OR
PLAYER: I think it’s Finn. He’s a dark horse.
Dana thinks for a second and then skips to the boys and gives Suresh a snog who seems to enjoy it.
Dana pulls off the sticker revealing…
DANA: Alfie!
FINN: My man’s got the moves.
ALFIE: OK full disclosure. The picnic was in a local dog park and the food was a takeaway kebab. And ‘trumpet solo’ was mainly playing random notes and singing – badly – in between.
Everyone laughs except Suresh who rolls his eyes.
SURESH: Bit cringe bro.
ALFIE: Sorry toilet boy.
Dana sniffs the air and whispers to you.
DANA: I smell that beef sizzling with Alfie and Suresh.
Now it’s the boys turn. The first suitcase stops on Suresh. He opens it to find identical pairs of boxers.
SURESH: ‘This Islander once spent a night with twins!’
The boys huddle in a tight group to confer.
Suresh emerges from the huddle and kisses Dana. A slow double peck on the lips which lingers on longer than it had to.
Kat turns to you.
KAT: Suresh is defo trying to make you jealous.
PLAYER: I think he’s getting cocky because I told him he should stay in the villa last night. Maybe that gave him hope and now he’s full throttle trying to get me back.
OR
PLAYER: Yeah. He’s probably lashing out because I told him he should leave the villa. For such a sophisticated guy he can be so childish sometimes.
            OR
PLAYER: Like last night when he asked if he should leave the villa. I told him it’s his decision. If he’s trying to rile me up again…He needs to pursue me or not based on his feelings not based on whether I get jealous.
Suresh rips off the sticker.
SURESH: Never enjoyed being wrong before! It was Kat!
KAT: Yeah, it was!
FINN: My girl! Spill!
Kat laps up being the centre of attention.
KAT: A lady doesn’t kiss and tell. Lucky no one can accuse me of being a lady. was dating both twins at the same time. Obvs. Then they had to go and ruin it by finding out about each and getting all prickly about it. But I wanted one last hurrah. So, I suggested one final wild night – all three of us.
The Islanders look impressed with Kat’s audacity.
DANA: Bold move!
FINN: Weirdly I’m even more attracted to you now Kat.
ALFIE: And you’re not even a grandma!
KAT: Watch it.
Here comes another suitcase. This one lands in front of Finn. Inside is a front door key.
FINN: ‘This Islander once pretended to be an estate agent on a viewing.’
The boys are unsure, but Finn eventually tries to kiss Kat.
KAT: You just wanna kiss me, don’t you?
FINN: Guilty as charged.
KAT: Bring it in then big boy.
Finn and Kat snog.
Finn pulls off the sticker…
FINN: Ah it was Dana!
PLAYER: How do you get yourself in these situations?
DANA: Well, I turned up for this flat viewing. It was like an open house jobby. There were like  other people waiting to be shown round by the estate agent. The guy moving out let us all in to wait for the estate agent. And for a laugh I told him I was the estate agent.
PLAYER: And they believed you?
DANA: Yeah, didn’t think they would but I just kinda ran with it. And before I knew it, I was showing them round. It was a nice place and I wanted it, so I started making up weird stuff about the flat.
EDDIE: Like what?
DANA: I kept apologising for the smell despite there not being one. Said the drains were always on the fritz. One of the people started holding her nose throughout which was pretty funny. I told them the heating only worked on Tuesdays 10-10:26 am and no one was sure why. But they just thought I was being a bit meta and started laughing. So, I said there was a family of rats living in the kitchen and they were some rare species so they couldn’t be gotten rid of. I said the landlord demanded being paid each month in pound coins. I kept making up weird stuff till the door opened…
KAT: OMG the actual estate agent turned up?
DANA: Yep, and worse still turned out she was an old school friend of mine. Small world huh?
The Islanders all laugh.
ALFIE: Take it you didn’t get the flat?
DANA: No must’ve been something I said.
EDDIE: Dana you’re ridiculously charming when you want to be.
You shoot Eddie a really? glance which he notices and ignores.
SURESH: I think we’ve all got a low-key crush on Dana.
DANA: Why just a low-key crush?
Everyone laughs. Dana playfully whispers to you…
DANA: Does that mean you’ve got a low-key crush on me too Y/N?
It’s a full on crush!
It’s a low-key crush
It’s a friend crush
I’m not sure
PLAYER: It’s more than a low-key crush Dana! You’re dreamy.
DANA : Right back at ya gorgeous.
            OR
PLAYER: I’ve got a little crush on you yep. Let’s see if it develops.
DANA: Can’t wait.
            OR
PLAYER: It’s definitely a friend crush. Never had a friend like you before.
DANA : Right back at ya lovely. Guess that makes us two of a kind!
            OR
PLAYER: My head’s all over the place right now. Not sure what I’m thinking.
DANA: Aw don’t stress it take it as it comes. My head would be scrambled egg on toast if I was getting the attention you are.
One final suitcase descends and lands in front of Alfie. He opens it to find a small black box containing a sparkling diamond ring. Alfie reads the tag.
ALFIE: ‘This Islander split up with their ex the day after she bought an engagement ring to propose to them with!’ Wow. Ok boys. This is a juicy one. What are we thinking?
The boys confer slightly too loudly. Dana leans in to try to hear them and motions you do the same.
KAT: What self-respecting girl proposes to her man? She should have the dignity to sneak around leaving desperate hints and dropping manipulative clues until he gets the idea.
DANA: Kat!
KAT: Chill babe. I’m joking. If a girl wants to propose she should.
DANA: Shush Kat. We’re trying to hear what they’re saying…
Kat leans in too desperate not to miss any boy intel.
SURESH: Nah I know her best she wouldn’t do that.
Dana nudges you playfully.
ALFIE: Then Kat? She’s pretty impulsive.
EDDIE: Nah no way she’d buy a ring when a boy could buy it for her.
FINN: That’s a shame for me… If it goes that far.
Finn puts his head in his hands realising Kat’s overheard him. The boys lower their voices.
KAT: That boy!
Defend Finn
Dig Finn out
PLAYER: You know what Finn’s like. He doesn’t mean anything.
KAT: He should be thanking his lucky stars he’s coupled up with me at all.
DANA: Chill Kat. He’s just bantering.
            OR
PLAYER: Finn should think before he speaks.
KAT: Too right!
DANA: Chill girls. He’s just bantering.
ALFIE: Ok we’ve decided.
The boys break out of their huddle.
ALFIE: A girl proposing is unexpected but delightful. That’s Dana to a T.
Alfie and Dana share a snog.
Kat catches your eye and whispers.
KAT: How’s that make you feel Y/N?
It’s cool
I don’t like it
I’m not sure
PLAYER: I’m fine! We’re all kissing people in this challenge. It’s just a bit of fun.
PLAYER: I don’t like seeing it. I know it’s a challenge but I can’t help it.
PLAYER: It’s not nice seeing Dana kissing someone else.
PLAYER: It’s not nice seeing Alfie kiss someone else.
PLAYER: I don’t know.
PLAYER: My head’s all over the place when it comes to Dana.
PLAYER: My head’s all over the place when it comes to Alfie.
Alfie does a drum roll on the suitcase before tearing off the sticker!
ALFIE: Wow!
He pauses for a moment.
ALFIE: The answer is… Y/N!
A collective inhale of breath as the Islanders take in what this means.
PLAYER: It was a while ago.
Suresh stares at you open-mouthed.
KAT: Hold up. This was with Suresh?!
Everyone turns to Suresh in stunned silence. He looks gobsmacked.
SURESH: You wanted us to get married?
You look around at the rest of the Islanders.
Alfie looks especially taken aback shifting awkwardly on his feet.
SURESH: Well Y/N?! Say something then!
You’re not sure what to say.
More than that you wonder how Suresh Dana and Alfie will each react to your secret near-proposal.
You’re not sure what to say.
More than that you wonder how Suresh and Alfie will each react to your secret near-proposal.
NARRATOR: I remember when a girlfriend got down on one knee. She did it loads of times in fact. Always trying my shoelaces for me. I never learned; I missed that day of nursery. There! That’s my excess baggage unpacked. But how will the Islanders react to your near-proposal? Will this baggage be too heavy for some of them to carry?
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SEASON 5 EPISODE 10
sorry for the late post for this episode, i've been super busy with medical problems but near the end of this week i'll have plenty of time to work on the next few episodes
NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island where Y/N and her ex Suresh have caused a bit of a stir in the bedroom. One of the Islanders just made an awkward ex-it. But is Y/N’s night about to get ex-rated? Let’s find out.
You are sitting on the edge of your bed.
Dana has just walked out of the bedroom.
Go after Dana
Stay in bed with Suresh
PLAYER: Dana wait!
You head out of the bedroom leaving Suresh alone in bed.
            OR
SURESH: Seriously Y/N you’re wasting your time. Just leave her.
You rush out of the bedroom and search all over the villa for Dana but she is nowhere to be found.
Realising that she must be in the Beach Hut you decide to return to your bed.
PLAYER : You’re right Suresh. I’ll leave her to herself.
            OR
Alfie has just walked out of the bedroom.
Go after Alfie
Stay in bed with Suresh
PLAYER : Alfie wait!
You head out of the bedroom leaving Suresh alone in bed.
            OR
SURESH : Seriously Y/N you’re wasting your time. Just leave him.
You rush out of the bedroom and search all over the villa for Alfie but he is nowhere to be found.
Realising that he must be in the Beach Hut you decide to return to your bed.
PLAYER : You’re right Suresh. I’ll leave him to himself.
You lay down beside Suresh.
SURESH : Want to get cosy?
Kiss Suresh
Spoon Suresh
Turn away and go to sleep
You lean over to kiss Suresh.
Give him a gentle peck on the cheek
Give him a gentle kiss on the lips
Go for a full on snog
You give Suresh a gentle peck on the cheek. His cheek is soft and smooth and reminds you of past kisses that the two of you have shared.
PLAYER : Good night Suresh.
SURESH : Night babe.
            OR
You give Suresh a gentle kiss on the lips. The kiss is tender and warm and you are reminded of past kisses that the two of you have shared.
PLAYER : Good night Suresh.
SURESH : Night babe.
            OR
You go in for a full passionate kiss with Suresh. This is the first time that you’ve kissed privately since you broke up.
It’s hot and heavy with your lips coming together tenderly like they always did.
PLAYER : Good night Suresh.
SURESH : Night babe.
            OR
You snuggle up against Suresh and allow him to spoon you to sleep.
PLAYER : Goodnight Suresh.
SURESH : Goodnight babe.
            OR
You turn away from Suresh and settle into bed your bodies very far apart. Suresh looks disappointed and turns away from you too.
SURESH : Night then.
PLAYER : Goodnight Suresh.
Your eyes briefly glance around the room and for a moment you see Eddie looking at you.
He quickly turns away after noticing you looking back at him.
You close your eyes. Your mind is racing! Your ex has just got back in your bed and now he’s talking about leaving the villa!
You try to put these thoughts aside and after a little while you manage to fall asleep.
You wake. You rub your eyes and notice Suresh by your side.
Suresh is awake. He is smiling at you.
SURESH : Morning lovely. It feels nice to share a bed again don’t you think?
It really does
It really doesn’t
I’m not sure how I feel about it
PLAYER : Yeah, it actually feels really nice.
SURESH : I regret staying on the day beds now.
            OR
PLAYER : It wasn’t anything special.
SURESH : Don’t hold back Y/N.
            OR
PLAYER : I can’t say that I’m one hundred percent certain yet.
Suresh looks at you.
SURESH:  How are you feeling this morning about what I said about leaving?
I think you should stay
I think you should leave
Decide yourself
PLAYER : Like I said last night I think you should stay.
SURESH : You’ve not changed your mind. You must be certain.
            OR
PLAYER : I know I said last night that you should leave but I think it’s best if you stay.
SURESH : One night in bed was all it took to sway you. Your fresh start must mean with me.
            OR
PLAYER : I know I said you should decide on your own but I kind of hope you choose to stay.
SURESH : Nice of you to offer some advice this time.
            OR
PLAYER : I know I said last night that you should stay but after sleeping on it I think you should leave.
SURESH : That’s quite the change of opinion.
            OR
PLAYER : I still think you should leave. I’m not going to change my mind.
SURESH : At least you know what you want I suppose.
            OR
PLAYER : I know I said you should decide yourself but now I think it’s best if you leave.
SURESH : Well at least now I know how you feel.
            OR
PLAYER : I don’t think you should listen to what I said about wanting you to stay. I think you 
should decide for yourself.
SURESH : Ok. Taking back your advice? Maybe you’re just not awake yet.
            OR
PLAYER : I don’t think you should listen to what I said about wanting you to leave. I think you should decide for yourself.
SURESH : Fine.
            OR
PLAYER : Like I said last night this is all on you.
SURESH : Still not committing either way. It’s a good job I never proposed to you.
Suresh gets out of bed.
PLAYER : So, have you made a decision yet?
Suresh looks at you.
SURESH:  I said I’d sleep on it.
PLAYER : And you have.
SURESH : I think I’m still going to need more time to think about it.
Suresh gets out of bed. The rest of the Islanders have all woken up and are getting out of bed too.
SURESH : I’m glad we cleared the air a little.
You look across the room and see Dana looking at you.
The two of you exchange slightly awkward smiles. Suresh notices this.
SURESH : She obviously didn’t feel like sleeping outside.
            OR
You look across the room and see Alfie looking at you.
The two of you exchange slightly awkward smiles. Suresh notices this.
SURESH : He obviously didn’t feel like sleeping outside.
SURESH : You fancy some breakfast Y/N? Start the day off right?
Yeah, I’d love some breakfast
No, I don’t fancy any breakfast
I need more sleep
PLAYER : Aw thanks Suresh that’d be lovely.
SURESH : Cool I’ll get cracking. I know exactly how you like it in the morning.
            OR
PLAYER : No thanks Suresh. I’m not really hungry.
SURESH : OK but you’re missing out.
            OR
PLAYER : All I want right now is to curl back under the sheets and sleep for a few more hours.
FINN : Did I just hear you offer to make breakfast over there Suresh?
SURESH : You’ve got good ears ain’t you pal?
FINN : Only when it comes to certain things.
SURESH  :Is that right?
FINN : Things like hard boiled eggs bacon sausage mushrooms tomatoes fried bread. White pudding too if you please.
KAT : What’s white pudding?
FINN : The greatest non-pudding pudding you’ve ever not tasted.
KAT: You what babe?
FINN : It’s a fatty oatmeal sausage thingy. Delish. Me and my mam make our own together.
KAT : Aww cute! Knew you were a mummy’s boy.
SURESH : I’ll have some poached eggs with my white pudding. Cheers Finn. Hot sauce too. And I’ll get back to my private chat with Y/N.
ALFIE : Maybe lower your voice a bit if you want a private chat?
Eddie : There’s no doing anything in private here right Y/N?
You look over at Eddie. You realise everybody is looking towards you now.
Except for Dana who is trying not to look at you.
I just stayed in bed with Suresh
I just went out to look for Dana
PLAYER : What? Am I supposed to have done something? I just got back into bed with Suresh.
SURESH : I can vouch for that. If anybody did anything it was Dana stomping in and out.
DANA : Sorry if I was louder than the pin that dropped!
            OR
PLAYER : I just went out to see if Dana was ok. I couldn’t find her though, so I just went back to bed.
Dana gives you an understanding smile.
DANA : Thanks Y/N it’s nice to know that somebody cares.
            OR
Except for Alfie who is trying not to look at you.
I stayed in bed with Suresh
I went out to look for Alfie
PLAYER : What? Am I supposed to have done something? I got back into bed with Suresh.
SURESH : I can vouch for that. If anybody did anything it was Alfie stomping in and out.
ALFIE : I crept back in on my tiptoes and everything.
            OR
PLAYER : I just went out to see if Alfie was ok. I couldn’t find him though, so I just went back to bed.
Alfie gives you an understanding smile.
ALFIE : Thanks Y/N it’s nice to know that somebody cares.
FINN : Can we get back to talking about breakfast?
KAT : Am I not enough to focus on first thing in the morning?
FINN : Well now you mention it.
Finn and Kat laugh as they roll back up amongst their sheets.
SURESH : That looks fun. Maybe breakfast can wait.
Suresh looks down at you. He bites his lip.
Get back in bed with Suresh
I’ve got sunbathing to do
PLAYER : I suppose a bit longer in bed might be a fun way to start the day.
SURESH : It certainly might.
Suresh jumps back into bed and the two of you have a gentle cuddle.
PLAYER : Sorry Suresh I’ve got a long day of lounging by the pool ahead of me. There’s no time to waste.
SURESH : Your loss then.
Eddie : Dana you were in and out of our bed all night.
DANA  :Once. I got out once and I got back in once. It’s no big deal, Eddie. You got enough beauty sleep, didn’t you?
Eddie:  Whatever. I just feel a bit knocked is all. I don’t want to be caught in the middle of Y/N’s drama.
DANA  Grow up Eddie.
PLAYER : We should probably get out of bed.
SURESH : Do we have to?
You give Suresh one final squeeze before getting out of bed
PLAYER : Time to get ready.
The remaining Islanders all finally climb out of their beds.
PLAYER : I wonder what today will have to offer.
ALFIE : I hope we get a fun challenge.
PLAYER : Yeah, something silly to get us all laughing.
You look over and smile at Dana.
She smiles back slightly before turning away and walking out of the bedroom.
DANA : I hope we get a fun challenge.
PLAYER : Yeah, something silly to get us all laughing.
You look over and smile at Alfie.
He smiles back slightly before turning away and walking out of the bedroom.
KAT : Well, I don’t know about anybody else but I’m itching for a bit of that pool.
FINN : Slippery when wet hun. I feel you.
KAT : You know it.
Finn jokingly extends his hand for Kat.
KAT : Not yet babe! I’ve got to get ready. Meet you out there.
Finn excitedly runs out of the bedroom.
ALFIE : Wait for me mate.
Alfie chases Finn out of the room.
DANA : I need a coffee before I’ve got that kind of energy.
PLAYER : I’m with you on that.
KAT : Time to put your game face on Y/N you’ve got graft coming at you from all sides.
You head out of the bedroom and into the dressing room.
You enter the dressing room.
Dana is already applying makeup in front of a mirror.
PLAYER : You look nice.
DANA : Thanks.
PLAYER : I really did go out to look for you last night. I couldn’t find you.
DANA : It’s fine. I just needed a little space. Don’t let it worry you.
DANA : Besides it’s a new day now. Let’s look forward to it.
PLAYER : Thanks Dana.
KAT : So, girls how we feeling about things this morning? It seems like there’s plenty going on for you both.
PLAYER : I’m not sure yet.
KAT : What was it like having Suresh back in your bed? I wouldn’t be complaining.
DANA : Yeah, did anything happen between the sheets that we don’t know about?
Yeah, I couldn't resist
No, I’m really not feeling it with Suresh
I’m not the kind of girl to kiss and tell
PLAYER : There might have been a bit more happening than you heard.
KAT : Spill. Right now.
DANA : Yeah, what did you get up to?
            OR
DANA : Was there really? Like what?
PLAYER : Well, let’s just say that Suresh was eager to remind me of what I’ve been missing.
KAT : Deets deets deets come on don’t be shy now.
DANA : Yeah, don’t be teasing us like that.
PLAYER : Nothing happened with Suresh last night.
KAT : You expect us to believe that? When you’ve got that toned hot sweaty bod lying right next to you.
DANA : Yeah, it would be hard to resist. / DANA : He’s not that hot.
PLAYER:  You’ve changed your tune a little since yesterday.
PLAYER : I’d rather keep a few things private.
KAT : Aww not fair!
PLAYER : That’s all you’re getting out of me.
KAT : I’ve gotta say I’m a little disappointed. I was hoping to hear about some of Suresh’s special skills.
KAT : I bet he knows exactly what he’s doing between the sheets…
PLAYER: Kat!
KAT : No need to beat around the bush.
DANA: That’s what she said.
PLAYER : Dana honestly.
DANA : Sorry but sometimes it’s too hard to resist.
KAT : That’s what she said.
DANA : Good effort but leave it to a pro like me next time.
PLAYER : That’s what she said!
You and the girls laugh together.
KAT : Suresh sure knows how to say the right things though. He knows what a girl wants to hear.
PLAYER : You really think?
KAT:  Yeah. A player like him doesn’t just change who he is.
DANA : Do you think Suresh is playing games with you Y/N?
I think Suresh might be playing games
I don’t think Suresh is playing games
I can’t tell if Suresh is playing games
PLAYER : I think Suresh might be up to something yeah.
DANA : What makes you say that?
KAT : Yeah, did he say something to you?
PLAYER : It’s more just the way that he’s been talking. I just can’t shake the feeling that he’s hiding something.
KAT : Maybe he’s just trying to use you.
PLAYER : But why would he do that?
KAT : To try and make sure he’s in the final couple that wins. Actually, no that doesn’t make sense.
PLAYER : Why not?
KAT : Because he’d have to be coupled up with me for that to happen.
DANA : Wow Kat I guess I’ll start polishing your crowns already.
PLAYER : I don’t think Suresh would play games with me.
KAT : Why not?
PLAYER : Because I think that he’s really trying to be genuine with me.
KAT : Once a player.
DANA : Yeah, he has a history don’t forget.
PLAYER : I know that but maybe he really is changing?
KAT : Always a player.
PLAYER : You know a lot about players do you Kat?
KAT : Enough to know one when I see one.
PLAYER : I’m still not sure if Suresh is playing games or not.
DANA : Well, I wouldn’t worry about it too much.
PLAYER : Yeah, I suppose not.
DANA : Did he say anything else?
PLAYER : He said that he might leave the villa.
DANA : What??
KAT : Is he serious? Why would he do that?
PLAYER : Maybe he wants to move on? Or help me move on?
DANA : So, is he leaving? Not much point getting to know him any better if he is.
PLAYER : Well, he slept on the idea and still hasn’t made up his mind.
KAT : He’s playing with you. Why would he want to leave? When he could just move on with somebody else? You’re not the only hot girl here.
DANA : Thanks for reminding us Kat. But Kat’s got a point. Saying that he’s going to leave seems a bit dramatic.
PLAYER : Maybe.
DANA : I really don’t know what to make of that. But I support your decision and I’m here if you need me Y/N.
PLAYER : Thanks Dana.
DANA : I just hope that Suresh isn’t trying to make a fool out of you.
KAT : Anyway, enough about you and Suresh. You’re not the only couple in this villa you know?
DANA : Ok Kat I’ll take the bait. Give us some goss about Finn then.
KAT : I thought you’d never ask.
DANA : Something juicy please.
PLAYER : Yeah tell us something to heat us up for the day ahead.
KAT : Want to know what really gets Finn going?
DANA : Hell yeah.
PLAYER : Tell us already.
KAT : Nibbling.
DANA : Nibbling?
KAT : Yep.
PLAYER : Nibbling on what exactly?
DANA : How’s he nibbling on you when he’s got a mouthful of egg and white pudding!
KAT : I’m not going to tell you the specifics. I don’t need you trying to entice Finn away from me.
DANA : I quite fancy a nibble on something now. And I don’t care what.
KAT : Well how about you stick to nibbling on Eddie?
DANA : I’m not so sure about that.
PLAYER : Why not?
DANA : I still can’t pin him down.
KAT : I sure could.
DANA : I’m not sure that there’s much beneath the surface.
KAT : There doesn’t need to be when you’ve got a surface like that.
DANA : I can’t argue that the surface is delicious. But I feel like we are still missing a connection. We’ve had a fair few little chats now and don’t have much in common.
KAT : Maybe he’ll surprise you somehow?
DANA : Who knows.
KAT : It seems that Finn is the only boy that can be trusted then. It feels nice to be coupled up with the trustworthy one of the bunch.
Yeah, Finn is certainly Mr Trustworthy
No way Finn is the biggest player of all
I’d trust Alfie over the other boys
I’d trust Eddie over the others
Even with what happened I’d still trust Suresh over the others
PLAYER : Finn is great. He’s got a heart of gold.
KAT  :That heart belongs to me.
DANA : Yeah, but for how long?
PLAYER : You must be joking. Finn is the biggest player of all.
KAT : Sounds like somebody is jealous.
DANA : I get the feeling that Finn has wandering eyes.
KAT : Girls seriously green isn’t a good look on you.
PLAYER : Alife is the most trustworthy without a doubt.
DANA : And he’s the only single one. Typical.
PLAYER : I’d put my trust in Eddie.
DANA : Really? I’m not sure about that.
PLAYER  Even with his flaws I’d trust Suresh more than the rest of them.
DANA : You’ve got a great sense of humour Y/N!
KAT : Anyway, Me and Finn are built to last girls. When you know you know.
DANA : Are you proper falling Kat?
Kat is a little hesitant. Her cheeks flush red.
KAT : Well, it’s early days.
DANA : You really are, aren’t you? You big softie!
KAT : Whatever Dana.
Kat continues getting ready for the day ahead.
KAT:  Are we gonna waste all day in here?
PLAYER : I don’t know what to wear.
DANA : Yeah, decisions decisions.
KAT : You’ve got options babe. Who are you out to impress?
*Pick a fancy outfit to impress Suresh
*Pick a fancy outfit to impress Alfie
*Pick a fancy outfit to impress the girls
*I don’t need to impress anyone. I dress for myself
Stick with something less fancy
PLAYER : I think I might try to catch Suresh’s eye in this.
KAT : That’s a given in that outfit!
PLAYER : I think I might try to catch Alfie’s eye in this.
KAT : That’s a given in that outfit!
PLAYER : I think I might pick something to show you two how it’s done.
DANA : You look smoking in that new outfit babe.
PLAYER : I’m out here looking hot for nobody but me.
DANA : Yeah, and you stick to that babe.
PLAYER : I think I’ll stick with this.
KAT : Really? With everything that’s going on? You’ll want to look your absolute best with all the attention that’s on you right now?
DANA : And you could really get me going if you wear something special.
*Pick a fancy outfit
Stick with a less fancy outfit
PLAYER : Ok girls. I’m going all out.
DANA : You are looking absolutely fire babe.
PLAYER : Sorry girls I'm sticking with what I know.
KAT : I suppose sometimes dressing down is enough.
You are dressed and ready for another day in the villa.
KAT : Babe Suresh is gonna love that.
DANA : Alfie is gonna love that!
DANA : Babe I might not be able to keep my eyes off you.
DANA : I know you said you dress only for yourself but damn!
You head out of the dressing room.
You step out into the beautiful rays of Island sunshine.
Alfie is sitting on one of the bean bags.
ALFIE : Hey Y/N come chill with me.
You sit down on the bean bag beside Alife.
ALFIE : You look unbelievable.
PLAYER : Thanks Alfie.
ALFIE : Seriously you ain’t playing.
PLAYER : So what’s up?
            IF ALFIE WALKED OUT
ALFIE : I just wanted to talk about last night. I know walking out of the bedroom was silly. It’s just seeing you and Suresh like that was awkward for me. Seeing how close you are and that.
Yeah, I understand that
It wasn’t what it looked like
PLAYER: I know how you must be feeling.
ALFIE : Thanks. I hope you don’t think that I was overreacting.
PLAYER : We all have to deal with things in our way.
ALFIE : Yeah, I guess.
PLAYER : I’m coupled up with him. We have to share the bed.
ALFIE:  I know. It still upset me though.
PLAYER : I’m sorry if that’s how you feel Alfie. The last thing that I’d want to do is upset you.
            IF ON DANA WALKED OUT
PLAYER : What about it?
ALFIE  I just wanted to say that I understand why Dana walked out.
PLAYER : You do?
ALFIE  Yeah it must be hard to see somebody that you’re into getting cosy with somebody else.
PLAYER : You think that’s what’s going on?
ALFIE : I’d have probably done the same if I was her. Listen to me. I sound soppy as. Seems to be becoming a habit of mine.
PLAYER : You do you Alfie. If you want to be soppy that’s up to you.
ALFIE : The boys back home must be loving this.
PLAYER : There’s nothing wrong with getting a bit emosh.
ALFIE : You tell that to my boys. They’re really gonna rip me when I get back.
PLAYER : It’s nice to have a sensitive side.
ALFIE : My days. My nan used to say I was too sensitive.
PLAYER : Really?
ALFIE : Yeah. I could tell you some funny stories about my sensitive side. It’ll give you some more info on my love life too. You want to hear a funny story about sensitive little Alfie?
*Yeah definitely
No
PLAYER : Ok. Let me hear it.
ALFIE : Well believe it or not I took drama class at school.
PLAYER : Really? That does surprise me.
ALFIE : I didn’t really know what classes to pick. It seemed like it might be fun. And there was the bonus of it being mainly filled with girls.
PLAYER : Girls and drama. You were made for this villa Alfie!
ALFIE : Maybe I am. Although the drama here is a little different to all that old Shakespeare stuff.
PLAYER : Art thou certain?
ALFIE : Nice. You sound better than I ever did. I could barely remember any lines. And as I was one of the only lads I ended up playing the lead.
PLAYER : In what?
ALFIE : Romeo and Juliet.
PLAYER : Wow Alfie. I bet you stole the show.
ALFIE : I guess you could say that.
PLAYER : What happened?
ALFIE : It was the scene where Juliet is laying down like on a stone or something. She’s asleep or whatever. I can’t remember.
PLAYER : Right.
ALFIE : And I have to lean forward and kiss her.
Alfie puts his hands over his face.
ALFIE : Oh my days why am I telling you this?
PLAYER : You can’t end the story here Alfie.
Alfie looks back at you and smiles.
ALFIE : You’re right. Not even got to the main bit yet. So anyway. I finished whatever line it was I was messing up. Then I closed my eyes. It probably looked like I was trying to act all proper and that. I was actually just trying to hide.
PLAYER : Aww.
ALFIE : So with my eyes closed I lean in for the kiss. My head’s tilting forward my lips are slightly open. I’m moving down hoping the kiss looks ok. My lips finally touch her skin. But something feels funny.
PLAYER : What?
ALFIE : Something is boney and hard.
PLAYER : Excuse me?
ALFIE : I open my eyes and I realise that I’m kissing her nose.
PLAYER: Oh no!
ALFIE : I’m basically sucking on the end of her nose!
PLAYER: That’s awkward!
ALFIE : And her eyes are open now. We look at each other. It felt like it lasted forever! I looked at the crowd. I could hear a few giggles. Then this big lad from the year above stands up and shouts out.
PLAYER : What did he shout out?
ALFIE : Mouthy Alfie!
PLAYER : Mouthy Alfie? Sounds like it could be a compliment to me. If you get what I mean?
Alfie blushes a little.
ALFIE : I really liked Juliet as well. She ended up dating that fool who shouted out. I probably should have stood up for myself at the time.
PLAYER : Sensitivity is nothing to be ashamed of Alfie.
ALFIE : Thanks Y/N. And just so you know I don’t back down so easily these days if somebody messes with me.
PLAYER : Maybe not right now thanks.
ALFIE : Are you sure? You know I can tell a good story. And this one gives you some hints about how I’m approaching finding love in the villa. You might want to know more about that?
*Now you’ve intrigued me fill me in!
I’m still not interested
PLAYER : Save it for another time Alfie.
ALFIE : OK no probs.
Alfie scratches his head boyishly.
ALFIE : So, did Suresh make up his mind?
PLAYER : Make up his mind about what?
ALFIE : Don’t take this the wrong way Y/N. But I overheard what he said about leaving the villa. I’m gonna guess that’s also part of why Dana left the room.
PLAYER : Maybe I think it was mainly seeing me and Suresh in bed together.
ALFIE : Yeah, she probably heard you talking too though.
PLAYER : Maybe. I’ve already spoken to the girls about it anyway.
ALFIE:  Did Suresh really mean that? He’s planning on leaving?
PLAYER:  He woke up this morning and told me that he still hasn’t decided.
ALFIE:  This is all getting a bit too complicated for me. Why can’t things just be simple?
PLAYER : That’s just how relationships are sometimes.
ALFIE : They don’t have to be. But I suppose you two do have serious baggage between you.
PLAYER : Yeah, I can’t change that.
ALFIE : I don’t know how I’d manage with one of my exes running about. I’d be losing my head. And if I’m being honest, it’s already a little shaken.
PLAYER : Over what?
ALFIE : Seeing you and Suresh last night really got to me. I know it shouldn’t but after what we’ve been through. Since me and you have been getting closer. I’ve got to admit I feel a bit jealous.
Reassure Alfie
Don’t reassure Alfie
PLAYER : You don’t need to be jealous Alfie. There’s nothing for you to worry about.
ALFIE : I know. I’m just being silly.
PLAYER : Seriously Suresh is just gonna do what he’s gonna do. Even if he’s trying to win me back it doesn’t mean he will.
ALFIE : Thanks Y/N. That’s good to know.
Alfie taps you on the leg.
ALFIE : I’m really glad that you went out to look for me last night.
PLAYER : No worries.
ALFIE : It means a lot.
PLAYER : I can’t tell you how to feel Alfie. That’s up to you.
ALFIE : Sure. I mean you and Suresh have history. That’s always gonna be there. I just wish I could feel a bit more secure you know?
Alfie looks at you with a soft smile.
PLAYER : You’ve got to do that on your own Alf. That’s up to you.
ALFIE : Sure. I don’t think that I could be dealing with that kind of nonsense.
PLAYER: Maybe one of your exes will arrive later on?
ALFIE : Oh, my days. Please no. Take that back.
PLAYER: Maybe more than one.
ALFIE  I sure hope not. Can you imagine? A villa full of our exes? Maybe me and you would have to hook up just to stay safe.
Alfie laughs.
ALFIE : Who knows? I think Dana might have something to say about that though.
PLAYER : Ha definitely.
You and Alfie both stretch out on the beanbags.
There is a calm silence in the garden.
ALFIE : I wonder what fun shenanigans today has planned for us.
A beep from a phone is heard. It’s yours. You look at it.
ALFIE : Good timing!
PLAYER : I got a text!
The other Islanders gather around you at the bean bags.
KAT : What’s it say Y/N?
FINN : Yeah tell us already. I’m ready for a new challenge.
DANA : Spill! What’s happening?
You read the text out to the rest of the group.
LITEXT: Islanders prepare yourselves. It’s time for Excess Baggage! When the carousel starts to turn what juicy gossip will we learn?
FINN : Awesome. I can’t wait to hear some filth.
DANA : I’ve gotta say I’m a little nervous.
ALFIE : Yeah, this could lead to a messy departure.
KAT : I’ve got nothing to hide.
SURESH : That’s what everybody says.
Eddie pulls you to one side.
PLAYER:  What do you want Eddie?
Eddie:  Are you worried Y/N?
PLAYER : About what?
Eddie:  About things being revealed.
PLAYER : What are you talking about?
Eddie : I saw you and Suresh last night. When Dana was out of the room. OR When Alfie was out of the room.
PLAYER: What are you talking about?
Eddie  I can tell that there’s way more going on between you and Suresh than you’re letting on. And there’s something else I need to tell you. In private. I think you and I need a serious talk.
NARRATOR: Blimey. Excess baggage and late-night secrets. I hope Eddie knows what he’s doing. Because snooping on people in the dark is never a good look. Unless of course you’re a caped crimefighter. Maybe Eddie has a fetish for wearing his pants over his trousers. Could this be revealed during Excess Baggage? We can only hope. Find out next time on Love Island.
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SEASON 5 EPISODE 9 SCRIPT 
please don't read if you do want any spoilers!!! i will be working on episode 10 as soon as I can. also if i missed the name charlie that is eddie, just before they changed his name
  "NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island  where amateur chiropodist Kat is giving Suresh’s cold feet a thorough examination." Or are they up to something hotter? How will this shake up the villa vibes?  Let’s find out!  
  "You are sitting on the day beds with Dana. In the aftermath of the kissing challenge  Kat’s declaration to find out if Suresh is over you is still hanging in the air." 
DANA: I can’t believe so much has happened because of a few little kisses.  
PLAYER: There wasn’t anything little about some of those kisses babe.  
DANA: That look Kat gave you as she strutted off said a lot. I doubt she’s trying to calm the situation. They haven’t come back out of the villa yet. Do you think she’s sticking it on him?  
They might be sticking it on each other 
 They’re probably trying to calm the situation  
PLAYER: I think Kat’s probably trying to have her way with him while she’s got him alone. I wouldn’t be surprised by anything Kat’s willing to do. Like she said at day dot  she’s the one usually bringing the drama." 
            OR
PLAYER: Kat’s probably just trying to help calm things down.  
DANA: Seems more likely to me that Kat would escalate the situation.  
PLAYER: Sometimes it’s not great to think the worst of people.  
DANA: Still,  I wonder exactly what they’re talking about? Suresh could be up to something.  Does it bother you that Suresh might be spilling to Kat about your past?  
  Yes, it does   
  No, it doesn’t   
  I’m not sure   
PLAYER: To be honest  I am stressing a little about what else he might tell her. I don’t want my entire life being dished out. Especially to a girl I’ve only known for a few days.   
DANA: I get ya. I wouldn’t worry too much about that though.   
            OR
PLAYER: To be honest  with what’s been said already. I don’t know what else there could be to talk about.  
DANA: I know how you feel. What’s done is done. The past is the past and all that.  
PLAYER: Exactly. If they want to chat about me let them, what difference does it make?
            OR
PLAYER: I really don’t know what to think. I’m kind of glad to just have a minute to get my head straight.   
 DANA: Yeah, mate a moment of calm can help so much.
 PLAYER: It really can. I just hope there’s not another storm coming.   
   DANA: Let’s look on the bright side. At least we’ve got this moment to chill here without any annoying interruptions.  
 PLAYER: That’s true.  
 Dana appears a little bashful.  
            IF KISSED DANA DURING CHALLENGE
DANA: So,  while we’re on the subject  how did you feel about our kiss?
It was amazing and I can’t stop thinking about it   
It was great fun  but nothing more
I think it was overshadowed by one of my other kisses  
PLAYER: It was absolutely perfect. I can’t get it out of my head.   
DANA: Me neither. I’m not gonna lie  it gave me goosebumps.
PLAYER: Me too.  
DANA: And I got butterflies in my stomach.  
PLAYER: Really? 
DANA: Seriously babe  you got my heart proper racing.
PLAYER: That’s what my kisses normally do to people.  
DANA: I can’t wait for another one.   
            OR
 PLAYER: It was great fun. But just part of the game you know.  
 DANA: Yeah,  but not gonna lie it did give me goosebumps. You’ve got some serious skills.   
PLAYER: Thanks babe.  
            OR
PLAYER: I’m feeling like our kiss wasn’t my favourite of the challenge.  
DANA: Well,  I still enjoyed it. I can tell a great kiss from a good one. Usually because a great kiss involves me.  And you’ve definitely got skills too.   
PLAYER: Thanks babe.  
DANA: I wonder if Eddie’s gonna be weird with me  after watching us two kiss? He didn’t seem too happy about it when it was happening. Looked like he was taking it a bit too seriously.   
PLAYER: Do you think he’s gonna be off with you?  
DANA: He might  but to be honest  I’m starting to have some doubts about him anyway.
PLAYER: What kind of doubts?  
DANA: I’m not sure. There’s just something about him that ain't quite sitting right with me.  
PLAYER: It might be normal to feel that way about somebody in the villa.   
DANA: Maybe  but there’s something more specific I’m worried about.
PLAYER: What do you mean?   
DANA: Like  I’m not sure he’s always being completely truthful."   
PLAYER: Do you think he’s lying to you about something?   
DANA: It’s more like  you know  when somebody seems too good to be true. His compliments seem rehearsed. Like he’s practised his lines before he says them. What do you think? 
Eddie is not who he says he is  
I think Eddie is just trying too hard  
PLAYER: Maybe he’s studied the art of seduction from some macho blog or something.  
DANA: Exactly. I can just tell when something isn’t quite right.  
PLAYER: Your ick senses are tingling?  
DANA: Yeah,  like when a guy with a suspicious tan line on his finger tells me he isn’t married.
            OR
PLAYER: I think Eddie’s just a bit of a try-hard. 
DANA: Maybe  but how can I be certain that I can trust what he says?
PLAYER: Just give him a bit more time. Maybe he just needs to relax  and drop his front a bit.
DANA: Maybe you're right  I suppose I could give him a chance before making any decisions." 
 You and Dana look around the villa for a moment. The night is getting cool and quiet.  
DANA: You know  we can’t stay out here all night. We’re gonna have to go and see what’s going on with Kat and Suresh.
DANA: It might be a bit tense in the bedroom though.  
PLAYER: You think? 
DANA: I think there’s gonna be a bit of simmering beef between the boys.  And you need to find out where you stand with  not just Suresh  but Alfie too.
ALFIE: Hey  Y/N  I might be able to help with that. Come over and join me at the swing seat. 
   Alfie walks away. You stand up and follow him. 
ALFIE: I’m sorry  Y/N  I really am. I was vexed by the whole thing. Seriously  I’m sorry.
PLAYER: What for? 
ALFIE: For the way I acted earlier. I should have handled it better than that. My days  what a fool.
PLAYER: Everyone was a bit emosh. 
ALFIE: I know  it’s just that the stuff about Suresh really got to me. Stuff like that always does.
Alfie is pacing about. 
PLAYER: Sit down Alfie. Just chill for a minute.  
You and Alfie sit down on the swing seat. You can see that Alfie is starting to relax.  
ALFIE: It’s just that I’ve known geezers like him before  and girls  those that play about  liars and cheats. People that mess things up and don’t care who they hurt.  
PLAYER: Like the player that cheated with your ex?  
ALFIE: Yeah.  
PLAYER: You never gave the whole story on that.  
ALFIE: It’s nothing but a sob story though. What made it worse was that it was the only serious relationship I’d ever had.   
PLAYER: I hear you.  
ALFIE: I sound like a right loser.   
PLAYER: So,  what happened exactly?
ALFIE: Sorry yeah  well  it was a couple years ago. Every girl that I dated before lasted from one night to one week.   
PLAYER: Move on easily do you Alf?  
ALFIE: The complete opposite babe. The moving on part of a relationship ain’t something that I like to experience. That’s why I jump straight into the next one.  
PLAYER: A lot of people seem to do that.   
ALFIE: I’m always hoping the next one will last. The one time I thought it was going to  well...
PLAYER: Cut you deep huh? Where’d you find her?   
ALFIE: I went to see one of my favourite artists and our eyes met on the dance floor.   
PLAYER: Cute.  
ALFIE: That kind of shit makes me fall hard. Anyway  we hook up. Things go well  we get about six months deep."  
PLAYER: Starts to get serious then?  
ALFIE: Yeah,  starts to  and I’m soppy as. I’m picturing weddings  kids  barbecues. My days  this makes me sound like a right melt?"  
Yes. You’re an absolute melt   
No. You’re not a melt at all   
PLAYER: Yep. Right now,  you’re as melty as an extra cheesy five cheese melt."   
            OR
PLAYER: Nah  you’re good."   
PLAYER: So how did it all go wrong?  
ALFIE: One night I got a text from her acting all flirty and up for it. So, I’m hype and getting a little excited you know. Well,  it looked like it was heading that way. I text back saying that I can't wait to get her in bed. She fires me back a pic.   
PLAYER: A pic?  
ALFIE: Yeah,  a pic of a male  er  part. 
PLAYER: Oh.   
ALFIE: And a message saying that she couldn’t wait to… you know.  
PLAYER: Damn.  
ALFIE: But  as you may have guessed  the "part" wasn’t mine. Turns out that it belonged to this other fella she’d been seeing. She texted me thinking I was him.   
PLAYER: Oh no mate  that’s awful.
ALFIE: Then she tried to make out it was some kind of joke. I couldn’t see the funny side.   
PLAYER: Of the "part"?
You laugh  before covering your mouth. Alfie smirks.
ALFIE: So  anyway,  that pic meant no wedding  no kids  no barbeques. How’s that for a break-up story?  
I think you have to see the funny side of that story  
I feel sorry for you after telling me that story   
I don’t know what to think after hearing that story 
PLAYER: That story is nothing to be ashamed of. I think it’s hilarious.   
ALFIE: I suppose so. The more I tell it the sillier it seems.   
            OR
PLAYER: I feel sorry for you Alfie. Nobody deserves to be cheated on. Even if it does make a kind of funny story.   
ALFIE: No need to feel for me. 
            OR
PLAYER: I’m not sure what to make of that story  Alfie.
ALFIE: Well,  let’s both use it as a lesson for the future then.
ALFIE: What makes the whole thing worse is that the guy was a player with a capital P.  He cared less about her than she did about me. Neither of us ended up happy I suppose.  You pick yourself up and move forward. It stung for a bit  but I’ve healed.
PLAYER: Maybe it’s not about who you’ve been with  but who you end up with.
Alfie perks up a little. 
ALFIE: Exactly. So, let’s both get over our bad experiences. 
PLAYER: Bad Ex-periences you might say. 
ALFIE: You’re stealing my lines now! 
Alfie laughs.  
ALFIE: I think we should let all that drama out the window and get our graft on. I really do think that I’m ready to find love  you know. Like proper love. It’s been a minute  and I think it’s about due.
PLAYER: Good for you. 
ALFIE: Thanks. I think I deserve it… and I think you do too.  
Alfie looks at you  his eyes go down to your mouth.
            IF SNOGGED ALFIE IN CHALLENGE 
ALFIE: I really enjoyed that challenge kiss by the way. 
PLAYER: We really went for it didn’t we? 
ALFIE: Course we did. Can’t waste an opportunity like that.  
            IF KISSED HIM BUT NOT FULL ON MAKEOUT
PLAYER: I thought I’d just keep it friendly.  
ALFIE: I figured. Still a lot of fun though.  
PLAYER: How do you think everybody else is feeling after all that kissing?  
ALFIE: I can still feel the tension in the air to be honest. 
PLAYER: Yeah,  it’s defo there still.
ALFIE: Everyone will be ok. Just gotta let things settle down a bit. 
PLAYER: We’ve got to expect some drama while we’re here. 
ALFIE: The place wouldn’t be the same without it.  
    Alfie hesitates for a moment.  
            IF BRUSHED OFF SURESH
ALFIE: I saw that when Suresh tried to kiss you. You pretty much brushed it off. Good idea.  
            IF KISSED SURESH 
ALFIE: You looked like you enjoyed kissing Suresh. It was all part of the challenge though  so no biggie.
ALFIE: How did you feel about Suresh saying how important you were to his fam?  
I’ve got some great memories with his family   
I’d rather make memories with my next partner’s family  
PLAYER: His family are great. They’re a big part of my past. We shared a lot together  and yeah his fam got on great with me. I remember them fondly.
ALFIE: Yeah,  I’m sure there’s some great memories there. Do you keep in touch with any of them?   
PLAYER: Not really  just see them pop up on my socials now and then.   
PLAYER: That’s in the past.  
ALFIE: There must be some good memories there.  
PLAYER: Yeah,  but memories are still only memories. I’d rather make new memories with a new partner.  
ALFIE: Yeah. I’d love to do that one day too. Well,  my lot would love you. How could anyone not want you as part of their fam?"   
PLAYER: You wouldn't say that after seeing me dance at a family wedding.   
ALFIE: Wow  you just got invited to my uncle’s next barbeque.
PLAYER: Ha  thanks Alfie. 
ALFIE: Ain’t no thing babe.  
PLAYER: Anyway,  I thought we weren’t talking about exes anymore?  
ALFIE: Sorry  my fault. That was the last time. 
PLAYER: I wonder if you’d get on with my family.  
ALFIE: Of course, I would. People love me. Literally everyone loves me.   
Alfie smiles  before his eyes focus on you
ALFIE: I really do feel like me and you have got a strong connection though. Real talk.   
Alfie’s bright eyes soften.  
ALFIE: It feels special.   
Alfie bites his lip.  
Lean in for a full-on snog with Alfie  
Lean in for a gentle hug with Alfie  
PLAYER: Want to know what would make it even more special?  
ALFIE: What?   
PLAYER: This.  
You close your eyes and lean in towards Alfie  his hands gently caress your cheeks as you kiss with passion and tenderness. You feel your entire body tingle while Alfie’s lips press against yours. You forget where you are  utterly lost in the kiss. The moment comes to a natural slow stop. You open your eyes and look at Alfie smiling back at you.   
ALFIE: Wow. Now that was special.  
PLAYER: Alfie babe  you’re so sweet. 
ALFIE: Thanks. 
            OR
You lean in and wrap your arms around Alfie. He does the same and you enjoy a warm embrace.   
PLAYER: I’m so glad that I’m gonna be able to get to know you better.   
ALFIE: Yeah,  me too.
You look across the lawn and see Eddie witnessing you and Alfie together.   
EDDIE: Enjoying yourselves guys? You look very cosy. There’s a few people I know that would be interested in an explanation of what’s going on here.  
Eddie slinks away with this fresh piece of gossip.  
You’re in the dressing room with the other girls. You’re all getting ready for bed. Kat enters  a sudden tension swirling over the uncertainty of what Kat might’ve done with Suresh earlier. 
KAT: Been a long day  hasn’t it girls.
DANA: It sure has. 
KAT: I must admit  I’m excited. I can’t wait to see what Finn’s got in store for me tonight.
DANA: I’m glad we were all given ear plugs on arrival. 
KAT: Yeah  yeah.
DANA: Kat  I hear enough of you moaining throughout the day. I don’t need to hear your moaning through the night too.  
KAT: Excuse me  I’m not always moaning.  
DANA: Chill Kat  jokes mate!
PLAYER: Come on girls  let’s not create any more stress today. 
KAT: What are you talking about? I didn't cause any stress today. 
Dana smirks. 
DANA: Are you for real? 
KAT: What did I do? The boys are to blame for whatever kicked off. 
DANA: You must have a bad memory Kat. I'm pretty sure you chipped in a fair bit during that kissing challenge.  
KAT: Yeah  and?
DANA: All that gassing up of Suresh is what upset Alfie.  
KAT: I just thought Suresh was being honest with us all  he deserved his flowers.
DANA: That's why you kissed him in the challenge then? His honesty?  
KAT: You kissed him too. 
DANA: Yeah  but he instigated it.
KAT: A kiss is still a kiss. 
DANA: What do you think  Y/N? 
   Back Dana up  
   Back Kat up 
   Break them up  
PLAYER SERIOUS: Come on Kat  let’s not pretend you didn’t know what you were doing.  
DANA: Exactly. 
PLAYER: I think you should explain what you and Suresh were up to after the challenge. What were you talking about? 
KAT: I don’t need to explain myself if I don’t feel like it. 
DANA: Oh,  come on Kat. You’re dying to tell someone.
            OR
PLAYER: Come on Dana  let’s not blame each other. 
KAT: Yeah, Dana  back off.  
            OR
PLAYER: Girls, girls  chill. We don’t need any more stressing tonight. 
DANA: What were you and Suresh up to  Kat? What exactly did you talk about?  
KAT: That’s none of your business  besides  I promised to keep our little chat private. 
PLAYER ANGRY: Seriously? 
DANA: OMG. This is exhausting.  
KAT: Not too exhausting for  Y/N I hope. She might need some energy for later.   
PLAYER: What do you mean?   
KAT: Well,  you’re not gonna be sleeping alone tonight.   
PLAYER: What are you talking about?   
KAT: During my chat with Suresh. He said he was sick of the daybeds. He’s jumping back in with you.  
DANA: After everything that’s happened today?   
PLAYER: That’s unexpected.  
DANA: Maybe it’s just cold outside.  
KAT: Maybe he’s had enough of only having mozzies for company.  
Dana turns to you.  
DANA: How are you feeling about sharing a bed with your ex after all this time?   
I’m fine with Suresh sleeping in my bed   
I wish Suresh would stay outside  
I’m still more concerned with what happened with him and Kat   
PLAYER: It will probably be a good chance to chat with him and clear the air.   
DANA: Yeah  hopefully you can find out if he’s playing games with anyone. He might even dish on his chat with Kat.  
PLAYER: Maybe,  maybe not. Depends on what he wants to talk about.
            OR
PLAYER: Today’s been long. I don’t need him causing any more drama. I just want a good night’s sleep. So, I’d prefer him to stay on the day beds.   
DANA: You think it’s part of some game of his?   
PLAYER: Could be. He might be up to something.   
            OR
PLAYER: The only thing on my mind is what’s going on between him and Kat.   
KAT: Calm down babe. You just need a good night’s sleep.   
DANA: Whatever’s going on  you need to be careful babe. You know him better than anyone.
KAT: Well,  seems like a great reason to look your best."  
PLAYER: What?  
KAT: Make him drool  Y/N. Whether he’s scheming or not  you’ve got the power. For some reason you got the most kisses in the challenge  so you should probably dress like you deserved them.
DANA: You absolutely deserved every one of those kisses. Look like the queen that you are.  
*Oh yeah,  I’m dressing like royalty PREMIUM CHOICE
I don’t think there’s any need to dress up   
            IF PICKED PREMIUM CHOICE ON FIRST OPTION
You look stunning in possibly the sexiest nightwear you’ve ever seen.  
KAT: Now that’s what a queen looks like.   
DANA: Damn girl. Never mind Suresh  I might have to jump in bed with you.   
KAT: Seriously  all eyes are gonna be on your bed tonight.   
DANA: Sounds kinky.  
KAT: Suresh ain’t the only one that’s gonna enjoy how you look.  
DANA: I fully agree with that.  
IF PICKED PREMIUM CHOICE ON SECOND OPTION 
*All those eyes are gonna get a load of this   
You look stunning in possibly the sexiest nightwear you’ve ever seen.   
KAT: Now that’s what a queen looks like.   
DANA: Woop woop. Never mind Suresh  I might have to jump in bed with you.   
            IF DIDN’T PICK PREMIUM CHOICE
You stick with the same old nightwear.   
KAT: Ok  it’s your choice. Seems like a wasted opportunity to me though. 
DANA: I’d still get in bed with you  only to top and tail mind 
You and Dana finish getting ready for bed.   
Kat continues her elaborate nightly routine with the concentration and skill of a surgeon.   
PLAYER: Time to hit the bedroom.   
DANA: You really do look amazing.   
PLAYER: I know. All hail the queen!   
You check yourself out in the mirror.  
DANA: Can I just have a quick word with you  Y/N?  
Dana looks over at Kat. Kat is deeply engaged with her own reflection.  
PLAYER: Sure. What is it?   
Dana speaks at a low volume out of Kat’s earshot.   
DANA: I’m just gonna say it. If I don’t I’ll regret it.   
PLAYER: Say what?  
DANA: I’m a little jealous of Suresh getting to sleep beside you.   
PLAYER: You don’t need to be jealous.   
DANA: I can’t help it.  
Give Dana a comforting kiss 
Give Dana a comforting hug  
You lean in and give Dana a short but sexy kiss.   
PLAYER: He should be the one that’s jealous.   
            OR
You lean in and give Dana a friendly hug.   
PLAYER: You don’t need to be jealous babe.   
DANA: I hope he appreciates you allowing him in.  
PLAYER: Don’t worry. I know what I’m doing.  
Kat takes one final look in the mirror before popping her head up. She smiles devilishly at you and Dana. 
KAT: Right girls  I’ve got better things to be doing. I’m pretty sure you two have too.  
Kat gives you each a cheeky grin.   
KAT: If you’re both done bickering about the past that is.   
Kat struts out of the dressing room as if she’s stepping out onto a stage.   
DANA: She might be right  you know.
PLAYER: About what?   
DANA: The past.   
PLAYER: Well  Suresh is gonna be in my bed tonight. No way around it.   
            IF FLIRTING WITH ALFIE
DANA: How do you think it’s gonna look to Alfie?   
PLAYER: I hope he’ll understand. Suresh has every right to the bed. We are supposed to be coupled up after all.    
DANA: This could make things really awkward between the three of you.    
PLAYER: Tell me about it.   ��
            IF FLIRTING WITH DANA
DANA: I’m really not sure how I feel about all of this.    
PLAYER: It’s nothing babe.    
DANA: Maybe not to you. But to him this could be a big moment.   
PLAYER: Don’t worry. I can handle this.   
You and Dana head into the bedroom.   
The lights are still on, and you realise that everybody else is already in their beds.   
Finn and Kat are snuggled up under the sheets giggling already.   
Dana has climbed into bed beside Eddie  who is applying lotion to his tanned chest. 
Alfie is curled up alone in his bed. He’s staring up at the ceiling deep in thought.   
Suresh is sitting up in your bed. He’s brushing his hands through his hair.    
You walk through the room towards your bed.    
DANA: Night  Y/N.    
Dana holds out her arms to you.    
Lean in for a hug and a kiss on the cheek   
Lean in for just a hug  
You lean in and hug Dana  planting a fun and flirty kiss on her cheek."   
You notice Suresh peeking over at you.   
PLAYER: Night babe.  
DANA: Night night.   
EDDIE: Do I get one of those?    
DANA: Maybe later  when you’re not all greased up like my nan’s oven.
You lean in and give Dana a big friendly hug.   
PLAYER: Night babe.  
DANA: Night night.   
EDDIE: Do I get one of those?    
DANA: Maybe later  when you’re not all greased up like my nan’s oven."    
Alfie notices you as you walk past his bed.   
ALFIE: Night  Y/N.   
PLAYER: Laters Alfie.    
Lean in for a hug and a kiss on the cheek with Alfie    
Lean in for just a hug with Alfie   
You lean in and hug Alfie  planting a fun and flirty kiss on his cheek."    
You notice Suresh still peeking over at you.    
ALFIE: Night darling. 
PLAYER: See you tomorrow babe.  
ALFIE: No doubt. 
You lean in and give Alfie a big friendly hug.   
PLAYER: Night babe.  
ALFIE: Night darling.   
PLAYER: See you tomorrow.   
ALFIE: No doubt. 
You arrive at your own bed. Suresh looks at you.  
He’s sitting up  half covered by the duvet  his upper body toned and firm."  
Suresh smiles as you approach the bed.   
SURESH: Hey beautiful.   
PLAYER: Hello Suresh.   
You walk around to your side of the bed. Suresh’s eyes follow you as you move. He has a charming smile on his lips.   
SURESH: Before you say anything else  are you ok with me being here?"  
Yes, it’s fine. After a day like today  you deserve a proper bed  
It’s not ideal  but the bed is as much yours as it is mine   
PLAYER: Yeah, it’s fine. You can’t keep staying out there on the daybeds.  
SURESH: Thanks. 
PLAYER: And this double bed is made for two after all.   
SURESH: It sure is.  
            OR
PLAYER: It’s not my dream scenario  but you can’t keep sleeping outside I suppose.   
SURESH: Thanks,  I guess.  
PLAYER: Just stay on your side.   
You climb into bed beside Suresh.  
The two of you lay there side by side. There is a moment of silence.  
SURESH: I’m sorry about earlier. I didn’t see it all kicking off like that.  
PLAYER: Everything got a little out of hand.   
SURESH: I’m amazed that Kat was the one to calm it all. She’s got a sensitive side that one.  
PLAYER: Really? Is that what she was showing you when she took you aside?   
SURESH: We were just chatting  Y/N. Nothing more. She just explained that kicking off is never a good idea.   
PLAYER: I thought she loved any drama like that?   
SURESH: Maybe she thought things had gone too far?   
PLAYER: Hard to believe.   
SURESH: Well  anyway I calmed down.  
Suresh rolls onto his side and faces you. He lowers his voice.   
SURESH: And it dawned on me how much I lost when we split. How losing you has left a way bigger mark on me than I thought.   
PLAYER: It took you this long to realise?    
SURESH: Nah  I always knew  babe. But seeing you again  has brought it all to the surface. It’s like I’ve tried to bury it  you know. Tried to not care. But I realised today that I care about you more than ever."    
Things between us maybe aren’t lost forever    
It’s not felt like that for me. I’ve moved on    
PLAYER: I know exactly what you mean. Seeing you again has brought like a tidal wave of stuff to deal with.   
SURESH: Yeah,  it really has.   
PLAYER: And  in time  maybe we will rekindle what we lost.   
PLAYER: I appreciate you saying that,  but I don’t feel the same way. I’ve spent so much time moving on that I think most of that stuff has gone.    
SURESH: Ok  I understand that. I guess it takes time for some of us to reconcile with things that have happened in the past."    
SURESH: But I know you  and I know that one day you’ll find the good in it.    
Suresh bites his lip and smiles at you.   
SURESH: The challenge earlier got me thinking about our first kiss.   
PLAYER: Oh,  you’re not gonna get all sentimental  are you?"   
Suresh laughs.   
SURESH: Not too much. I just couldn’t help but think of it.    
You hear Kat giggling from across the room. Finn lets out a loud moan.    
Alfie laughs.    
His infectious laugh causes the rest of the islanders to join in the laughter.    
They try their best to hide it but fail.    
ALFIE: Sorry mate  but you sound like an elephant."   
FINN: You should see my trunk mate.   
KAT: Do you want me and Alfie to swap places?   
FINN: Sorry babe.  
Dana lets out an exaggerated cough.   
DANA: Keep it down  some people want to go to sleep."   
EDDIE: I don’t.   
DANA: Too bad.   
The room falls quiet again.    
Suresh smiles and continues to whisper.    
SURESH: I think we’re gonna make some great friends here.    
PLAYER: Just friends?  
Suresh flashes you a cheeky grin.   
SURESH: Where were we?  
PLAYER: Our first kiss.  
SURESH: Oh yeah. The restaurant.    
PLAYER: The very fancy restaurant.    
SURESH: Yeah,  I went all out to impress you  didn’t I?"    
PLAYER: How could you not?   
SURESH: That place was stunningly beautiful. Only appropriate for a girl like you. Do you remember how shocked the couple at the next table were? That night was wild.Do you want to reminisce about our first date? Talking about what we got up to will remind you of how hot we were.   
*Yeah,  let’s chat about that sexy first date 
I don’t really want to talk about this right now   
SURESH: The customers in that restaurant had no idea what they were in for. They did not expect to see what they did.    
PLAYER: I still think that they secretly loved it. Probably got their pulses racing.    
SURESH: I bet they jumped straight into bed when they got home.    
PLAYER: It was your fault for looking so delicious.    
PLAYER: I wanted to jump you from the moment we sat down. It was a shame that there was food on the table. We could have made better use of it.  
SURESH: We’d have definitely got thrown out for that.  
PLAYER: Ha  yeah. That waiter was already giving us evils."  
SURESH: I left him a hefty tip  he was fine."   
PLAYER: Probably didn’t cover the cost of the broken champagne flutes.   
SURESH: Hey  that was all down to you."   
PLAYER: What?  
SURESH: It was your intense sexual advances that knocked the glasses off the table.   
PLAYER: I may have gotten a little carried away.   
SURESH: A little? The entire restaurant heard the smash and turned to see us necking over the table.  
SURESH: It probably would have been ok if we stopped.  
PLAYER: I couldn’t. 
SURESH: To be honest  I didn’t want you to. That whole place got an eyeful.   
PLAYER: Especially when leaning over the table hitched my skirt up.   
SURESH: Yeah,  it was short."   
PLAYER: You loved it.   
SURESH: I did.  
PLAYER: I swear the waiter was blushing when he came over.   
SURESH: He was yeah. 
PLAYER: And what was it that he said exactly?  
Suresh speaks in a comical mocking tone. He wags his finger at you.  
SURESH: I know it was an accident  but please  don’t cause any more trouble. 
PLAYER: Ha  yeah.  
SURESH: It was that moment that I fell in love with you.   
            OR
PLAYER: Suresh  I’m not in the mood for going over our past."   
Suresh smiles.   
SURESH: It’s making me blush already. It’s also the night I really fell for you. How could I not?  You sure you don’t want to reminisce  for old times sake?"  
*Go on then  It’ll make a nice sexy bedtime story   
Seriously  I’m not in the mood    
PLAYER: Suresh  I really don’t want to talk about it."  
SURESH: Ok.   
You and Suresh lay in silence. Your past colliding with your present.    
A giggle from Kat pierces the moment.    
SURESH: Do you ever think about how different our lives would be if I hadn’t messed up?    Yeah,  I often think about how things might have been    
No  not really. You should move on    
PLAYER: Of course,  it’s hard not to.   
SURESH: Sometimes our lives just end up off track. And sometimes they eventually find their way back to where they are supposed to be.   
PLAYER: Relationships are never straight forward. I can’t say that it’s something I think much about.    
SURESH: I’ve probably spent more time thinking about it than I should have.    
            OR
PLAYER: You need to find something else to think about. Maybe somebody else.    
Suresh moves a little closer to you. He speaks even quieter now.    
SURESH: Eddie came over to talk to me earlier.   
PLAYER: To talk about what?   
SURESH: About you and Alfie.   
PLAYER: What about us?   
SURESH: Eddie said that you were getting cosy.    
PLAYER: We might have kissed  so what? What’s it got to do with Eddie?   
SURESH: He said it looked pretty full-on.    
            OR
PLAYER: We hugged  so what? What’s it got to do with Eddie?    
SURESH: He said you looked pretty close.  
I don’t care what Eddie has to say   
I hope that hasn’t upset you   
PLAYER: I don’t care what Charlie said. That’s private between me and Alfie. It’s got nothing to do with Charlie. And it’s nothing to do with you either  Suresh."   
SURESH: I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to annoy you. Charlie was probably just looking out for his mates  that's all."   
PLAYER: Charlie is right  me and Alfie are close. But he doesn’t need to go sneaking around. 
SURESH: He was probably just looking out for his mates  that's all."  
PLAYER: I hope this hasn’t upset you Suresh. I don’t want you to think that I’m scheming.  
There is a slightly awkward pause between the two of you.   
SURESH: Do you think I should leave?   
PLAYER: This is your bed too.   
SURESH: I meant leave the villa.   
PLAYER: Oh.   
SURESH: Maybe it would be for the best. Depends on what you think though  doesn't it?
I think you should stay 
Maybe if you left, I could start fresh   
That decision is all yours 
PLAYER: I don’t think that’s necessary. You came here for the same reason as I did. If we can’t find love here,  where can we?   
SURESH: Yeah,  that’s true.   
            OR
PLAYER: If you left  it might help me move forward. A full fresh start.  
SURESH: Do you really think that?  
PLAYER: Yeah,  maybe  it would be for the best.  
SURESH: Yeah,  I suppose. Maybe you’re right.  
            OR
PLAYER: I can’t make that decision for you Suresh. That’s all on you.   
SURESH: Yeah,  I suppose. Maybe I’ll sleep on it?  
PLAYER: You do whatever you want to do.   
Suresh holds open his arms for a hug.   
SURESH: Good night  lovely.   
Suresh gives you a delicate hug.   
SURESH: I’ve missed this.   
As you hug Suresh  you look over his shoulder and see Dana looking at you.   
Dana gets out of bed and heads to the door.    
PLAYER: Dana?   
Dana walks out of the bedroom.    
Kat and Finn emerge from their sheets.    
KAT: What the hell’s going on?   
EDDIE: Beats me. One minute we’re spooning  the next we’re not."   
Alfie sits up.   
ALFIE: You need to go after her  Y/N.   
SURESH: You don’t need to go anywhere. She probably just needs some fresh air. Come back to bed.   
As you hug Suresh  you look over his shoulder and see Alfie looking at you.   
Alfie gets out of bed and heads to the door.    
PLAYER: Alfie?   
Alfie walks out of the bedroom.    
Kat and Finn emerge from their sheets.   
KAT: What the hell’s going on?   
FINN: Yeah  where’s Alf off to?  
Dana sits up.   
DANA: You need to go after him  Y/N.   
SURESH: You don’t need to go anywhere. He probably just needs some fresh air. Come back to bed.   
You are frozen for a moment  caught in the decision."    
NARRATOR: Blimey   Y/N has a tough decision ahead. Do they get back into bed with Suresh?    Or chase after Dana?  / Or chase after Alfie? I’m glad I don’t have to make these decisions. I’ve always been indecisive. Some days I can’t decide on which underwear to wear. And I’ve only got one pair! One thing I’m sure about is that you won’t want to miss what’s coming up. See you next time.    
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fuseboxspoilers · 2 years ago
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hi everyone, sorry i disappeared but i’m working on editing the scripts 9-13 rn! 9 should be up tomorrow:)
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fuseboxspoilers · 3 years ago
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ep. 43 
some of the dialogue was scrambled so I couldn't figure out exactly where everything went but most of it the same conversations happen no matter what so the main points are there :)
NARRATOR: Welcome back to Love Island!
Today our couples get tested in a way  out of  relationship experts recommend.
Answering questions about each other while dangling over large quantities of water.
That's how my nan and grandad spent their anniversary.
Granted they were dodging seagulls at the seaside in Blackpool. Not sitting by a dunk tank.
Time to find out who's been paying attention to their other half and whose just here for the pool.
Everyone is gathered on the challenge platform.
There are two dunk tanks with small whiteboards and big marker pens on the seats.
BRUNO: Now this looks like my sort of challenge.
Bruno nudges James.
BRUNO: You know what it reminds me of?
JAMES: Your time in the circus?
The other islanders laugh.
BRUNO: What? No! I've never been in the circus. Though that's not a bad shout. I do love a good clown. Anyway, as I was saying... it reminds me of those game shows you'd watch as a kid.
ANGIE: Those ones that were always on in the middle of the day, so you'd only ever catch them when you were off sick?
BRUNO: Yeah! I used to pretend to be ill all the time so I could watch them. Now I'm getting to actually live out that reality. I've come full circle.
TOM: You skived off school to watch TV?!
            If Valentina left
YOUCEF: Oh, I loved those shows. Always wanted to go on them.
PLAYER THINKING: Bruno used to skive off school to watch TV shows.
Why am I not surprised?
Can we get on with the challenge now?
You're so cute Bruno
Choice: Why am I not surprised?
PLAYER: That's very on brand Bruno.
JAMES: Yeah, you're right. I don't think I've heard such a Bruno story.
BRUNO: Ha! You know you could say... Bruno's Banging Brand!
Angie pats him on the back.
ANGIE: Let's not make that a thing babe.
Choice: Can we get on with the challenge now?
NAJUMA: Yeah! I want to make some waves.
Choice: You’re so cute Bruno
            If coupled with Bruno
Bruno wraps his arms around you beaming.
He quietly whispers into your ear.
BRUNO: Thank you. I try. I try really hard.
            If not
Bruno smiles.
Cora clears her throat.
CORA: Ehem flirt ehem.
PLAYER: Hey back off! A girl can call a guy cute.
CORA: Bit late in the game for that isn't it?
[?]: Anyway...
The ping of a text interrupts the chatter.
WILL: I've got a text!
Islanders you will answer a series of questions as a couple to test how well you know each other. Whoever gets the most right will win a date in the hot tub. Losers will be dunked in the tank. 
WILL: Damn. I am so going to suck at this. No offence babe.
            If not coupled with Will
TIFFANY: Oh no those were my thoughts exactly. But we'll suck together.
            If coupled with Will
PLAYER: None taken... I think?
TOM: Don't worry. I also believe I am in Camp Will-Suck-At-This.
TIFFANY: Hey! We might surprise ourselves.
Tom raises his eyebrows.
TOM: Really?
TIFFANY: Yeah, ok we're going to suck. But at least we'll suck together.
[Thabi’s partner]: Well, I reckon we're going to ace this.
He squeezes Thabi's hand.
She smiles back at him.
THABI: Yeah, this will be a piece of cake. That hot tub has our name on it. Or... floating around it in some way.
[?] laughs and wraps his arm around her.
PLAYER THINKING: The prize is one last date in the hot tub...
PLAYER THINKING FLIRTY: I could embrace my chaotic side and sabotage the others in order to win the prize.
PLAYER THINKING: Should I distract other couples so I can win?
Premium choice: *Let the games begin...
That wouldn't be fair...
PLAYER THINKING: True but... it is the final hot tub trip!
*Time to sabotage!
No, I can win fair and square!
            Premium choice:  let the games begin
You rub your hands together and smile manically.
[?] looks at you.
[?]: Um are you alright?
You cackle under your breath.
PLAYER: Mwhahahaha...
[?]: Ok... I get the feeling the less I know about this the better.
PLAYER: Well, observed. You just keep being your brilliant self and leave this all up to me.
[?]: Right...
            If Najuma and Oliver are coupled (I think this only happens if you pick Angie)
Najuma and Oliver please take your places by the dunk tanks.
Oliver and Najuma climb up and sit on the seats.
They both take hold of a whiteboard.
NAJUMA: I've got hope in my heart but very little in my head.
OLIVER: We can try our best.
Oliver smiles at Najuma as he tries to kick the water with his feet.
OLIVER: As it is pretty cold.
NAJUMA: Oh obviously. I don't want to get wet.
A phone pings.
Question  - Najuma and Oliver... When was your first kiss together?
Najuma raises an eyebrow.
NAJUMA: I can't remember...
You impulsively stick up your hand.
PLAYER: I know! I know! Pick me!
[?] whispers to you.
[?]: Why are you helping them?
You wink subtly.
PLAYER: Just play along babe.
NAJUMA: Go on Y/N. Help your girl out!
PLAYER THINKING: Your first ever kiss was...
On the daybeds
In the toilet
In the pool
OLIVER: What?! No, it said 'when'.
Najuma writes something down on her board.
OLIVER: Well, I said our first kiss was on the beach.
NAJUMA: Oh yes! That's right. It was so romantic. But this bird kept watching us which totally knocked me off my game. So, I don't know if I was any good... If you're out there watching me now, I'm sorry for all the tongue.
THABI: Stop stalling and show us your answer babe.
NAJUMA: Ugh fine...
Najuma turns her whiteboard around.
Within seconds Oliver and Najuma are dunked into the tank.
NAJUMA: Argh!
Najuma splashes you with water.
OLIVER: Y/N did that deliberately.
PLAYER: Innocent little me?! I wouldn't dream of it.
[?] grins at you.
[?]: That's my girl.
NAJUMA: I said on the beach...
OLIVER: Phew.
Oliver gets another text.
OLIVER: Ah crap. I really don't know this one.
NAJUMA: What does it say?
OLIVER: Who has slept with more people?
BRUNO: Spicy.
NAJUMA: We haven't had the body count talk yet. We'll have to guess.
Oliver writes an equal sign on his board.
Najuma writes her own name.
They are both dunked into the tank.
NAJUMA: No!
OLIVER: Bad luck...
They both get out and dry off by the side.
Angie and [?] please take your places by the dunk tanks. 
ANGIE: Here goes...
[?]: Confident?
[?] helps her up to her seat before climbing onto his.
They both take hold of a white board.
ANGIE: Absolutely not. But we'll give it our best shot.
Question  - Where did the other have their first pre-villa kiss? 
Angie snorts with laughter.
ANGIE: I've got this one.
She starts to write something down on the whiteboard.
[?]: Um... how come you're so confident?!
ANGIE: Are you kidding? We spoke about this the other day! How come you don't remember?
[?]: I... I...
PLAYER: Psst I know the answer.
You whisper loudly.
ANGIE: Hey! No cheating.
[?]: Hey don't you want to win? I'm taking all the help I can get. What's the answer Y/N?
PLAYER THINKING: Angie's first kiss was...
On a roof
In a car
Behind a bush
ANGIE: What! No that's not... Don't listen to her.
[?]: Shh! I don't care if it's cheating. I want that hot tub.
He writes down your answer on the whiteboard.
Angie shakes her head.
ANGIE: Well, played Y/N. Well played. Unlike some people I put the right answer.
She shows her whiteboard.
It reads 'foods'.
[?]: Foods? My first kiss was not in the food aisle or whatever you mean by that babe. It was in the woods.
Angie stares in disbelief at her whiteboard.
ANGIE: I was meant to write that! Y/N��distracted me while she was giving you the wrong answer!
They're both plunged down into the water.
PLAYER: My work here is done.
The pair drag themselves out of the dunk tank.
ANGIE: Thanks babe.
She shoots you a glare.
PLAYER: Anytime!
            If you didn’t distract them 
[?]: Oh! I think I got it.
He scrawls something down on the whiteboard.
Angie turns round her whiteboard.
ANGIE: I put 'in the woods'.
[?]: That's right! We were taking her dog Sparkles for a walk one summer's evening. The sun was shining. There was a really pretty lake. The moment was just right.
ANGIE: Nice story bro. Now what did you put?
[?]: Um...
CORA: Come on man! Show us your answer.
[?]: Ok ok but it's a total guess...
He shows his whiteboard.
It says 'in A&E'.
[?]: Seemed on brand.
BRUNO: Banging brands...
PLAYER THINKING: [?] said that Angie's first kiss was in A&E...
Ew that's gross
Aw how oddly romantic
That's too obvious
ANGIE: It's actually right!
[?]: Really?! Awesome. I mean that's weird that you had your first kiss there. But awesome that I remembered in the end.
            If Youcef left
VALENTINA: Yeah, I think we're going to need to hear that story.
CORA: Care to elaborate?
ANGIE: I went to A&E with a friend and got chatting with a guy there. Whilst my friend was seeing the doctor, we snuck into one of the on call rooms.
TIFFANY: You're joking. This sounds like the start of a joke.
YOUCEF: Oh, my word. (at this point I’m guessing Valentina and Youcef will have the same dialogue unless you’re partnered with Youcef) 
ANGIE: Nope. Totally real.
Angie's phone bleeps.
ANGIE: Oh! Next question... Huh.
[?]: What? What does it say?
ANGIE: Name your partner's mum.
[?]: Ah crap. Sorry Angie's mum...
ANGIE: Yeah, I have no idea either.
They both write on their whiteboards.
ANGIE: Right here goes nothing...
Angie and [?] turn round their whiteboards.
Angie's reads 'Sheila' and [?] reads 'Angela'.
ANGIE: Angela? Wow. So imaginative.
The chairs jolt forward and plunge the couple into the water.
[?]: Argh!
They drag themselves out of the dunk tank and stand by the rest of you.
[?]: My mum would so suit Sheila to be fair.
Thabi and [?] please take your places by the dunk tanks. 
[?]: Right guess it's us next.
[?] helps Thabi up to the dunk tank and then sits up on his.
They answer the first two questions correctly.
[?]: What did I tell you? We're totally going to win this thing!
PLAYER THINKING: I better get my sabotage on.
You start doing a distracting dance.
PLAYER: I said a hey aha a hey.
Everyone looks at you confused.
[partner]: Is this all part of the plan?
PLAYER: Yep.
THABI: Stop it! I'm going to lose my focus.
You continue to wave your hands about.
Thabi's phone rings out.
Question  What your biggest sexy fantasy to do together as a couple?
[?]: Ah damn... that's a tough one.
THABI: Yeah, so many possibilities.
PLAYER: Train! Taxicab! Pirate ship!
[?]: Stop! I'm trying to think...
CORA: Ha! Looks like the winners are about to become the weiners.
Everyone looks at Cora.
CORA: What? Least I'm not playing dirty like Y/N.
PLAYER: Oi!
CORA: I want a chance at going on this hot tube date, ok?
Thabi and [?] show their boards.
Within seconds they are thrown into the dunk tank.
TIFFANY: I didn't even get a chance to see what it said!
They make their way out of the dunk tank.
PLAYER: We didn't get to see your boards! What did you put?
THABI: Don't act all innocent. I know you were trying to knock us off our game.
You shrug.
PLAYER: I was only trying to help.
[?]: Sure, you were.
THABI: I just put my own fantasy and hoped for the best. I don't think we've properly spoken about that yet.
PLAYER: What was your fantasy?
THABI: Do bits in a museum at night when everyone's gone home. Preferably in the planetarium. Less wax models watching you there.
[?] laughs.
[?]: Cool. I'll take note of that.
THABI: What did you put [?]? Since we're taking notes.
[?]: Laundrettes.
BRUNO: You what?
PLAYER THINKING: A museum fantasy and a laundrette fantasy...
I'd get on board with either of them
That sounds like my worst nightmare
Personally, would prefer the classic french maid
[?]: I'm with you Y/N.
[?]: Yeah, I know it is sort of weird. But I always thought it would be cool in one of those washed-out retro ones. Kind of romantic you know?
THABI: There is something sexy about those places.
ANGIE: Also washing machines can be very... What's the word?
CORA: Good assistance?
ANGIE: Yeah, that's it.
THABI: You're not wrong.
[?]: I've got to say... I have no idea what you're talking about.
ANGIE: You've never tried out a washing machine, eh?
Tiffany's phone bleeps.
[?]: Guess we're up next!
Their first question is about who has had the most one-night stand.
You start to launch into a comedy sketch about bedside tables.
PLAYER: I posted online 'one night stand for sale' and I got the strangest replies.
TIFFANY: Zip it! Though I'm pretty sure I've used that joke in my standup.
Tiffany and [?] score only one point.
[?]: It was just a guess!
They both dejectedly come back to the group.
Your phone pings suddenly.
PLAYER: I've got a text!
Y/N and [?] please take your places by the dunk tanks. 
[?]: Right. We've got three to beat. Let's do this.
You both make your way up onto the dunking tanks.
Question  - Who is the loudest in bed?
[?]: Ah I totally know this one.
PLAYER THINKING: Who is the loudest in bed?
Totally me
It's [?].
            I think either one of these you get the point 
You write down your name.
You write [?] on the whiteboard.
[?]: Reveal your answer in three two one...
You both show your boards to the group.
WILL: As it is written so it shall be done.
[?]: Huh? What does that mean?
WILL: Um you know I'm actually not sure. But you both got the same answers anyway. (if not coupled with Will)
[?]: Score!
YOUCEF: You both scored correctly! Bravo. (if coupled with Will)
CORA: Think we all could have got that one right.
PLAYER: Ha ha. Very funny.
Question  - Who is tidiest?
PLAYER: Hmm...
[?]: Easy!
PLAYER THINKING: Who is tidier?
Me! I am queen of clean
One hundred percent [?]
We're both pretty messy to be honest
PLAYER: No mess gets past me.
PLAYER THINKING: I don't know what I'd do without that clean streak.
You think back to the unmade bed and the clothes lying everywhere.
PLAYER THINKING: I'll put neither...
You write down your answer.
[?] does the same.
[?]: Right, what did you say?
You both turn over your boards.
All the other Islanders groan upon seeing your answers.
PLAYER THINKING: We both got it right!
We're so going to win this
It was an easy question
I just guessed
TIFFANY: It's rigged!
CORA: Yeah boo. Stop knowing each other so well.
PLAYER: Hey! No heckling while we're gloating.
ANGIE: That's very rich coming from you hun.
PLAYER: Speak to the hand.
PLAYER THINKING: Hmm... what is my dream date?
Camping by the stars
Day out at the fair
Just bits bits bits
PLAYER THINKING: And what is [?]'s dream date?
A night in with some movies
A hike up a mountain
Just bits bits bits
You both reveal your whiteboards.
[?]: Yay! We got it right!
PLAYER: We've won!
[?]: Ooh I wonder what the next question will...
Your phone bleeps.
[?]: Be!
TIFFANY: Bees?
TIFFANY: I hate bees!
[?] laughs before reading the text.
Question  - Would you like to have children?
[?] stops laughing and starts writing on the board.
[?]: That's a very serious question... Which deserves a very serious answer...
PLAYER: Hmm...
PLAYER THINKING: Will me and [?] have kids?
Yes
No
You write your answer on the board.
[?]: On the count of three... one two three!
You both reveal your boards.
You see [?]'s says 'I don't know.’
[?]: Oops.
You are thrown into the dunk tank.
The rest of the couples play but no one else reaches your score.
Congratulations Y/N and [?] - you are the winners! You get to go to the hot tub. 
[?]: Amazing.
CORA: Are we going to address the fact you totally cheated?
THABI: Nah let them have it.
TIFFANY: Yeah Y/N clearly wants to get in that hot tub very badly... Which makes me quite concerned as to what she'll get up to in said hot tub.
PLAYER: I have plans. Many, many plans.
TIFFANY: And that is exactly the reason I am quite afraid of ever stepping foot in that hot tub again.
THABI: True. I wouldn't want to get any of your's or [?]'s plans on me thank you.
CORA: Ew.
[?]: Yeah, what she said.
PLAYER: What can I say? I do love a good hot tub.
PLAYER THINKING: Though we might need to talk about the kids question later...
I do not know which question this pertains to and what answer is the right or wrong one? But here’s the dialogue if you lose
[?]: Ah damn it.
[?] guessed the wrong answer.
You both sink to the bottom of your dunk tanks.
PLAYER: Noo!
THABI: Too bad too bad.
Congratulations Thabi and [?]. You get to go into the hot tub!
THABI: Aw I'm so glad!
She kisses [?] on the cheek.
He smiles delighted.
[?]: Come on let's go and get ready.
CORA: Anyone fancy a pool party?
TIFFANY: I am so game for that.
[?]: Same!
You all head off the challenge platform to get ready for the evening.
All the Islanders start getting ready for the pool.
BRUNO: Feels so weird getting changed into swimming stuff at night.
YOUCEF: Yeah, it's like... eating breakfast for dinner!
OLIVER: What a concept.
PLAYER THINKING: Breakfast for dinner...
That's the best invention
I'm more of a pudding fan
No eating before swimming!
Choice: That’s the best invention
YOUCEF: Right? My dad used to always make us breakfast for dinner. But then one time we ran out of milk for the omelettes... And he never came back.
Everyone turns to look at Youcef shocked.
YOUCEF: Kidding kidding. Sorry!
CORA: You can't joke about that kind of stuff!
YOUCEF: Hun my dad did actually leave therefore I can joke about it.
TIFFANY: This is true.
BRUNO: Yeah, it's the comedian's unwritten rule
Choice: I’m more of a pudding fan
BRUNO: Wow... my breakfast chat took a turn.
TIFFANY: I mean I don't think pudding is comparable to breakfast.
ANGIE: Heck most of the time breakfast is a giant pudding.
[?]: Giant pudding, eh?
BRUNO: I'll eat your giant pudding for breakfast any day [?].
Choice: No eating before swimming! 
BRUNO: Oh yeah. I forgot. That's how the sharks get you.
THABI: Come again?
CORA: Pretty sure that's not when the sharks get you Bruno.
BRUNO: Oh no! My whole life is a lie.
Angie laughs and chucks a makeup sponge at Bruno.
ANGIE: I've really grown to like this room. I'll miss getting ready with you lot.
TIFFANY: Pool?
BRUNO: Pub?
OLIVER: Pool!
CORA: Pool!
            If won, the challenge 
[?]: Hot tub?
PLAYER: Hot tub!
You head off to the hot tub together.
NARRATOR: Bubble bubble toil and trouble.
Fire burn and caldron bubble.
Fillet of a [?]'s snake.
In the caldron boil and bake...
Oh so sorry!
You caught me.
No don't worry. I'm not planning to cook our Islanders.
I'm working out how to turn Love Island into a theatre production.
It's either going to be a full-blown musical or a dramatic one person monologue.
But I can't quite decide.
Anyway, let's let [?] and [?] enjoy this nice bubbly caldron.
I mean hot tub!
You and [?] step into the hot tub.
[?] suddenly starts breathing rapidly.
[?]: Oh! Yikes. It's hot! Think I may have burnt my toe.
PLAYER: Oh no!
PLAYER THINKING: [?] may have a burn!
Kiss the toe better
It's because I'm so hot
Burn baby burn
Choice: kiss the tow better
You dive your head underwater and kiss the toe.
[?]: Oh!
You come back up from the surface.
PLAYER: Better?
[?]: Um yeah. Much better! Is it weird that I liked that?
PLAYER THINKING: Is it weird [?] liked my toe kiss?
Yes
No
[?]: Aw. (IF SAID YES)
[?]: Good. (IF SAID NO)
Choice: It’s because I’m so hot 
[?]: Can't argue with that.
Choice: burn baby burn 
[?]: Yeah, I'd like to opt out of burning today thank you!
PLAYER: Your call.
[?] smiles at you.
PLAYER:  What you grinning at smiley?
[?]: It's just so nice to just get away from them all for a little while, isn't it?
PLAYER THINKING: Is it nice to get away from the others?
Yeah, I love our alone time
No, I wish they were in here with us
Splash [?]
Choice: Yeah, I love our alone time 
[?]: It's special, isn't it? Like I used on always fret about being on my own with people. Was always worried I wouldn't know what to say or there would be an awkward silence. But with you? There's nothing awkward about it. Even the silence. It's relaxing.
Choice: No, I wish they were in here with us
[?]: Ha! I'm not sure they'd all fit.
PLAYER: Sure, they would!
Choice: Splash
You flick some water at [?].
[?]: Ha! I'll take any amount of splashing to spend time with you.
The water bubbles around you.
If didn’t win 
[?]: Pool?
You take [?]'s hand.
PLAYER: Pool!
You both head over with the others.
Everyone dangles their feet in the pool.
The water is cool against your skin.
[?] smiles at you.
PLAYER:  What you grinning at smiley?
CORA: Yeah you've got a grin big enough to knock me out with.
[?]: I just can't wait to do like normal things with you.
PLAYER: Like what?
[?]: I don't know... Like go shopping at the big supermarket and pick out random snacky bits to have for a series binge. Or I can't wait to go out to a drive thru together.
PLAYER: A drive thru?
TIFFANY: How romantic...
PLAYER THINKING: A drive thru date sounds...
... right up my street
... not my cup of tea
... like our next date
Choice: not my cup of tea
[?]: Hey you haven't been on a drive thru date with me before.
Choice:  right up my street/like our next date 
[?]: That can totally be arranged! I'll bring a lap tray. Some cutlery. We'll drive to this spot I know. It's up on this hill. You have to be a local to know how to find it. Eating a big bag of chips with that view is pretty romantic. But it sure would be prettier with you.
PLAYER: You're so damn cheesy.
PLAYER: Hmm...
PLAYER THINKING: Am I convinced?
Yeah, this drive thru date passes the test
Nah sorry I want to be wined and dined
As long as there are bits, I'm happy
Choice: yeah, this drive thru date passes the test 
PLAYER: Ok you've won me over. I'm here for it.
[?]: Good. I promise you; you won't forget or regret it.
Choice: nah sorry I want to be wined and dined
PLAYER: Get me a flickering candle a three-course meal and a nice glass of shiraz or I'm out of there.
[?]: Don't worry! I promise can do that as well.
Choice: As long as there are bits, I’m happy 
[?]: You really are the filthiest, aren't you?
PLAYER: It's true I can't help where my mind ends up.
[?] smiles.
[?]: That can totally be arranged!
I literally cannot tell if you have this conversation if you win the challenge or not, I’m thinking you do????
[?] swirls the water.
[?]: One of my favourite regular things to do for someone is to run them a bath.
PLAYER: Oh yeah?
[?]: Yeah! It's like you're making a big potion... but it's for adults. I used to love making potions as a kid. I love throwing all sorts of bubbles bath bombs and oils in there. I've even got one of those bath trays.
PLAYER: You and your trays!
[?]: It's true! It can fit a book a drink... I'll leave a little face mask on it for you. Maybe a nice drink. Sorry. I'm rambling. Long story short is that I would love to get to the point where I'm running you a bath at night. Or maybe even running our kids a bath one day.
PLAYER: But I thought you said you didn't know if you wanted kids?
[?]: No, I do! I just didn't want to be the kind of person who made you feel like you had to for obvious reasons. I basically wanted to hear your opinion first. But now I know you do want kids... Colour me in the shade 'I'm-all-here-for-it'! School runs freezer dinners bath time. I'll be there.
PLAYER THINKING: [?] wants kids too!
I already have names!
I literally can't wait
I was joking...
            Choice: I already have names 
[?]: What? For our kids!?
PLAYER: Yeah. Have had them picked out for ages.
[?]: Tell me them!
(input name)
[?]: Woah.
PLAYER: What?
[?]: That is so weird.
PLAYER: What do you mean!?
[?]: [?] is my favourite name!
PLAYER: You're kidding?
[?] shakes their head.
PLAYER: Wow. That's some kind of luck isn't it?
[?]: Yeah. And I am so lucky to end up with you.
Choice:  I literally cannot wait
[?]: Me neither! But I hate to break it to you...
PLAYER: What!?
[?]: We're not going to be making any babies in this hot tub.
PLAYER THINKING: [?] says we can't make babies in the hot tub...
I know that's not what I meant!
Aw that's a shame... Why not?
Agreed but we could have a quick kiss
PLAYER: I just meant I'm excited about it. I didn't mean it needed to happen right here right now!
[?]: I know I know. I'm just teasing.
If you asked why not 
            If coupled with Najuma or Angie
[?]: Um babe.
She gestures underwater.
[?]: We don't have all the equipment we need. But one day we will.
She takes your hand and kisses it firmly.
[?]: I just know it.
            If coupled with Youcef, Tom, Bruno, James or Will
[?]: Well firstly I'm not sure our kid would appreciate their conception being on TV.
PLAYER: A fair point.
[?]: Also it's incredibly unhygienic!
PLAYER: Another good point. Ok you win. No babies today.
Choice: I was joking….
[?]: You what?
PLAYER: What?
[?]: What?
PLAYER: What? I was only joking about kids.
[?]: Oh, um well...
[?] looks awkwardly out of the hot tub.
[?]: Ok nevermind.
[?] smiles at you sheepishly.
[?] smiles at you.
[?]: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
PLAYER THINKING: What are we both thinking?
That we should kiss
That I'm getting pruney
That we both miss the other Islanders
[?]: Oh really? You're incredible.
PLAYER: You're not so bad yourself.
[?]:Oh no! That's one of the worst feelings.
[?]: I didn't want to admit it but yeah. I do. I wonder what the other's are up to.
[?] stands up steam rises from [?] body.
[?]: Should we invite the mob over?
PLAYER: What? Into the pool?
[?]: Yeah.
[?]: Shall we go crash the hot tub date?
CORA: I'm game.
TIFFANY: Same here.
Everyone gets up to go to the hot tub.
[?]: You coming babe?
PLAYER THINKING: Do I want to invite the Islanders into the hot tub?
(I think this is a premium choice) Yes, let's all bundle
No please keep them at bay
PLAYER THINKING: But it could be fun...
I do love some bubble trouble...
No, I'd rather not
[?]: Aw are you sure?
[?]: Say no more!
[?] stands up in the hot tub.
[?]: Hey you lot! Come join us!
THABI: You don't have to ask me twice.
Thabi launches herself into the hot tub splashing you and [?].
[?]: Let’s go!
[?] launches himself in.
ANGIE: Watch the hair! Watch the hair!
Angie splashes [?].
CORA: Watch out I'm coming in.
Everyone clambers in and splashes about together under the blanket of stars.
OLIVER: I have no idea how we all fit in here.
PLAYER: I sure am going to miss this.
[?]: Me too.
BRUNO: Wet group hug?
[?]: Hell yes!
You all wrap your arms around one another and squeeze before sitting down in the hot tub
For a moment you let the silence last just enjoying the moment together.
BRUNO: It'll be weird when this is all over.
TIFFANY: Silenzio Bruno! I don't want to think about it.
WILL: Yeah. Me neither.
THABI: Agreed. I'm dreading it.
WILL: No more nights under the fish.
            Will inspired Luca
TIFFANY: Fish?
WILL: Oh yeah. I used to always think the stars were fish. It always just stuck.
PLAYER THINKING: Will thought the stars were fish as a kid...
That's so poetic
Maybe they are fish
I'm going to miss your weirdness
            If decided to not invite everyone to the hot tub 
PLAYER THINKING: Am I sure I don't want to invite the group over?
Yeah, I'd rather not
Actually, that does sound like fun!
[?]: I was never a believer in the more the merrier anyway. What's the point of seeing a bunch of people when the main person I want to talk to is right here.
[?] touches your nose with [?] index finger.
PLAYER: Hey! No booping.
[?]: But that's my favourite part of...
The ping of a text rings out.
Will smiles and splashes you playfully.
THABI: Hey was that a text I heard?
BRUNO: Yeah. Someone's phone just went off.
[?] leans over and picks up [?] phone.
[?]: I got a text.
PLAYER THINKING: Do I want to crash the date?
Yeah, help me up
Nah I'm not bothered
[?]: Aw come on. I don't want to go without you
PLAYER THINKING: Should I go along to the hot tub?
Yeah, alright I'll come
No thanks
            If didn’t win challenge and crash the date 
[?] smiles and extends a hand down to help you up off the ground.
You all run over to the hot tub
            if didn’t win challenge and didn’t crash the date
PLAYER: Not keen on the idea sorry.
CORA: Suit yourself!
The others run off to the hot tub.
[?] waits with you.
[?]: I was never a believer in the more the merrier anyway. What's the point of seeing a bunch of people when the main person I want to talk to is right here.
[?] touches your nose with [?] index finger.
PLAYER: Hey! No booping.
[?]: But that's my favourite part of...
The ping of a text rings out.
“Islanders, please make your way to the fire pit for the final dumping.”
PLAYER: Oh.
[?]: Yeah... I guess it's happening then.
CORA: The final dumping...
PLAYER: Yep.
[?] takes your hand.
[?]: Let's go through it together.
[?] takes hold of Thabi's hand.
Thabi holds [?]'s who takes hold of Cora's.
Everyone is holding hands gripping tightly.
THABI: Together.
PLAYER: I wouldn't have it any other way.
NARRATOR: Sniff...
I'm getting totes emosh about this.
And you know what?
It's only going to get worse.
Because the next episode...
Is a dumping!
I'll see you there...
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ep. 42 
there were some parts that it was hard to decipher but i'm pretty sure i got it somewhat organized :)
NARRATOR: Previously on Love Island...
The one-man wrecking ball known as Dylan came hurtling through the Villa.
Relationships were tested and foundations were shaken...
PLAYER: You've done everything you could to break [?] and me up!
And though Dylan tried his hardest to rock the boat Y/N and [?] managed to weather his storm. And though Y/N and [?] were able to get past their differences it couldn't last...
And in the end one couple couldn't take the pressure.
            If didn’t break up at first but didn’t recouple
PLAYER: I want to couple up with [?].
We also said goodbye to two unlucky Islanders.
            If Youcef left
YOUCEF: Smell ya later.
            If Valentina left 
VALENTINA: Bye.
Tonight...
The remaining Islanders settle in for the final...
[?]: It's good to have a day like this... no stress just... good vibes.
And our Islanders get some much-needed RnR.
But with the final fast approaching not everyone can stick around forever...
            If coupled with Oliver
Oliver does laps in the pool as you sit on its edge watching him
As he does his strokes his muscles bulge from the effort.
When he surfaces next to you to catch his breath there's a smirk on his face.
OLIVER: Enjoying the show?
PLAYER: There's a show? I was just enjoying the lovely sunshine.
He chuckles at that wiping stray wet hairs from his face to look at you properly.
OLIVER: I love the water. The pool is not like the ocean back home but it's something. If you want to I'd love to take you surfing when we're out of here.
PLAYER THINKING: Oliver wants to take me surfing...
I'd love that
I don't know if I can
You're so attractive when you swim...
Choice: I’d love that 
OLIVER: Sounds like a date then. Don't worry we'll take it slow. I'll show you the ropes.
Choice: I don’t know if I can
OLIVER: Don't worry we'll take it slow. I'll show you the ropes.
Choice: You're so attractive when you swim...
PLAYER: Sorry just thinking aloud.
He laughs loudly splashing the water around him slightly.
OLIVER: Well thank you for the compliment. I do love how bubbly and fun you are sometimes.
OLIVER: But like I was saying... If you're interested it's a lot of fun. My last girlfriend wasn't that into it and I missed this year's surfing season because of coming in here. There's a surfing-shaped hole in my heart at the moment is what I'm saying.
PLAYER: Isn't the water like freezing down there though?
OLIVER: Not if you go at the right time. And you get used to it after a while anyway. Don't get me wrong this pool is a luxury in comparison. It's always warm and calm. And yet... no waves no salt. It's just not the same.
He gestures to the still water around him.
PLAYER: I take it you miss home then?
OLIVER: Just sometimes. But I'm also happy to be here... with you.
PLAYER THINKING: Oliver's happy to be here with me...
You're not the only one
I can't wait to be somewhere else with you
It's not too bad
Choice: You’re not the only one 
Choice: I can’t wait to be somewhere else with you 
Choice: It's not too bad
Oliver brushes his wet hair away from his eyes.
He regards you with a knowing smile.
OLIVER: I've probably done enough for today anyway.
Slowly but deliberately, he climbs out of the pool to sit beside you.
Dripping with water his thick shoulder muscles shine brightly in the midday sun as you watch.
OLIVER: I know it's not been very long. But I like to think that I know when something is right for me.
PLAYER THINKING: Oliver knows when something's right for him...
Me too
I'm clueless
Am I right for you?
Choice: Me too
OLIVER: I'm very glad to hear it.
He smiles warmly.
Choice:
OLIVER: There's nothing wrong with that. Sometimes it takes a while to figure things out.
He looks you straight in the eyes.
Choice:
OLIVER: I think so yes. t's not been long but I think we might have something. Falling fast is tricky. I've been hurt by it before. But I don't think it will be a problem this time.
OLIVER: Coming in late I knew I'd have to find someone that clicked with me right away or I'd be out the door. I'm just glad it actually happened.
He laces his fingers delicately between yours.
PLAYER: When did you know that you had feelings for me?
OLIVER: On the date for sure. Not that I didn't love meeting you in that little box of course. But that was just a bit of fun.
            OR
OLIVER: I think when I got to really talk to you up in the trees... that's when I realised you were special.
OLIVER: What about you? If you don't mind me asking of course.
PLAYER THINKING: When did I start feeling things for Oliver?
It was love at first sight
On the date
After Dylan happened
Actually I'd rather not say
Choice: It was love at first sight 
            If snuck into his box
PLAYER: From the moment I found you inside that box I know you were the one for me.
            If not 
PLAYER: From the moment I saw you step out of that silly box I knew you were the one for me.
He laughs heartily.
OLIVER: That quick then? Not that I can complain.
Choice: On the date 
PLAYER: I really enjoyed that date. That's when I felt the spark.
OLIVER: Good to know we're on the same page.
Choice: after Dylan happened 
PLAYER: I really appreciated the support you gave me when I really needed it.
OLIVER: I'm sorry all of that happened. He didn't respect you at all. I want you to know I won't ever treat you like that.
Choice: I’d rather not say
OLIVER: That's fine. I'm just happy we're here now.
            If coupled with Will 
You and Will are enjoying a lazy afternoon in the sun.
He sits with his hat over his face his arms drooping from the lounger.
WILL: It's so hot...
PLAYER: You're telling me.
WILL: This is the kind of weather that makes me want to just melt out of existence.
PLAYER: Huh?
WILL: It's too hot to do anything. I just want to float away. I want nature to absorb me. Becoming a tree would be nice.
PLAYER: Do you want to like move into the shade?
He waves a lazy hand at you.
WILL: Can't be bothered. I'd rather not move.
PLAYER: If you're sure.
A moment later he perks up removing the sunhat from his face.
WILL: Er actually... Do you need anything? Water refill snack or something? I'm trying to be like more attentive and everything.
PLAYER THINKING: Will's asking if I need anything...
Water me please
Snacks!
I'm good
Choice: Water me please 
Choice: Snacks!
He gives you a sincere smile before lifting himself slowly up from the sun lounger.
WILL: Sure thing.
He disappears into the Villa then returns a few minutes later.
WILL: Here.
PLAYER: Wow I'm impressed. You didn't get distracted by anything.
WILL: Well, I did have a sudden thought that I'd like to paint a mural on one of these Villa walls but other than that...
Choice: I’m good
WILL: No worries then.
PLAYER: But thanks for asking.
He gives you a small but noticeable smile.
WILL: Let me know if you change your mind.
A few more minutes of silence pass before Will speaks abruptly.
WILL: You know I've been thinking about how fun it would be to paint a mural on one of the Villa's walls.
PLAYER: A mural?
WILL: Mhm...
PLAYER: What would you put on it?
WILL: I'm not sure. Something abstract to represent my time here. It's certainly been a rollercoaster all in all. Maybe I should just paint a rollercoaster.
PLAYER: It's definitely not been the smoothest of journeys...
WILL: How long has it been now since we met anyway? Because it feels like years honestly. Remember that big dinner we had? We were so different back then.
PLAYER: I remember a certain someone burning his fishcakes.
WILL: Yes! Kobi! The poor guy. I haven't thought about him in a while either. Hope he's doing alright out there.
PLAYER THINKING: Kobi left the Villa a while ago...
I hope he's doing well too
He didn't have the best luck
I wish I could've coupled with him
Choice: I hope he's doing well too
WILL: Absolutely. It'll be good to meet up with him eventually if we get the chance.
Choice: He didn't have the best luck
WILL: He really didn't. First Lexi then getting dumped.
PLAYER: It was a rough time. I hope he has better luck dating in the real world now he's semi-famous.
WILL: True! Maybe that'll help.
Choice: I wish I could've coupled with him
WILL gives you a sideways glance.
PLAYER: I mean back then. It's old history now of course.
WILL: Yeah, I get it.
A silence lingers over you both as you ponder old friends and days gone by.
WILL: For what it's worth I'm glad we made it this far. It feels like we've got real history in here. That's got to count for something right?
PLAYER: For sure.
WILL: I will say... It might have taken us a long time to find each other but I'm glad we did.
PLAYER: Better late than never eh?
WILL: Exactly. I feel like a fool for not coupling up with you sooner. But we're here now.
PLAYER: And that's what matters.
            If you didn’t coupled up with Will before Dylan
WILL: It's weird... I didn't think I'd end up with you. For a while I thought you and [?] were going to go the distance. But now we're here I'm pretty happy about it.
PLAYER: And that's what matters.
If coupled with Youcef
You and Youcef are in the dressing room putting the finishing touches on your make-up after a long lie in.
YOUCEF: Ah one moment chérie... And... voilà!
PLAYER: How do I look?
YOUCEF: Absolutely... super
He does a chef's kiss.
His guttural R-sound makes you shiver.
YOUCEF: Have I ever told you what a fabulous model you would make?
PLAYER: I don't think so...
YOUCEF: Ah darling with you by my side... The two of us could light up the world.
PLAYER THINKING: Youcef says we could light up the world...
Let's do it
That's dramatic
You're not going to be tempted by other girls?
Choice: Let's do it
Choice: That's dramatic
He shrugs.
YOUCEF: I have a flair for the dramatic. You should know this by now.
Choice: You’re not going to be tempted by other girls?
He shakes his head.
YOUCEF: No. It may take me a while to find what I am looking for. I'm terribly picky. But when I find it...
He serves you a wicked smile.
YOUCEF: But first we must win eh?
PLAYER: You sound sure of yourself.
YOUCEF: When am I not? I'm not a man of half-measures am I?
PLAYER THINKING: Youcef's confident about our chances...
I'm confident too
It's in the public's hands now
Don't be too cocky
Choice: I'm confident too
YOUCEF: As you should be. You're a stunning individual Y/N. I wouldn't be with you otherwise.
Choice: It's in the public's hands now
YOUCEF: Absolutely. And I'm certain they'll see us for the winning couple we are.
Choice: It's in the public's hands now
PLAYER: Pride cometh before the fall and all that.
YOUCEF: Ah there's no sense being so careful in my opinion. It will just make it harder for the public to believe in us. It's been a long and sometimes difficult journey for us to get this point don't you think? I think the people will admire us for that.
PLAYER: I hope so.
YOUCEF: How long has it been now since we met anyway? Because it feels like years honestly. Remember that big dinner we had? We were so different back then.
PLAYER: I remember a certain someone burning his fishcakes.
YOUCEF: Yes! Kobi! The poor guy. I haven't thought about him in a while either. Hope he's doing alright out there.
PLAYER THINKING: Kobi left the Villa a while ago...
I hope he's doing well too
He didn't have the best luck
I wish I could've coupled with him
                        Same dialogue as this conversation with Will
YOUCEF: For what it's worth I'm glad we made it this far. It feels like we've got real history in here. That's got to count for something right?
PLAYER: For sure.
YOUCEF: I will say... It might have taken us a long time to find each other but I'm glad we did.
PLAYER: Better late than never eh?
YOUCEF: Exactly. I feel like a fool for not coupling up with you sooner. But we're here now.
PLAYER: And that's what matters.
YOUCEF: It's weird... I didn't think I'd end up with you. For a while I thought you and [?] were going to go the distance. But now we're here I'm pretty happy about it.
PLAYER: And that's what matters.
            If coupled with Angie
You and Angie are up on the roof terrace enjoying the gentle breeze.
ANGIE: I love how quiet it is up here. It's nice to just hang out without worrying about someone walking over every few seconds. One of the only places round here where you can get some privacy.
PLAYER: Not to mention this was where we... you know.
Angie's skin flushes.
ANGIE: I remember. How could I forget?
PLAYER THINKING: Our first kiss was on the roof terrace...
I wish it'd happened sooner
You're so cute when you're embarrassed
Was that your first kiss with a girl?
Choice: I wish it'd happened sooner
ANGIE: Yeah... me too. If I'd've realised earlier what I was feeling and I'd been more confident...
PLAYER: But the important thing is that we got here right?
ANGIE: One hundred percent.
Choice: You’re so cute when you’re embarrassed 
She narrows her eyes.
ANGIE (angry): Remember what I said before. I will fight you with this pillow.
PLAYER: Don't threaten me with a good time babe.
Choice: Was that your first kiss with a girl?
She pauses.
ANGIE: Oh yeah. I thought that was obvious to be honest. I'd never even thought about it before. Not for long anyway.
She sighs wistfully.
ANGIE: You know this already but... You just make me feel things that I didn't know I could feel. I don't think I've ever had a crush like you since I was a kid. It's so strange. I'm not used to it.
PLAYER: Maybe you never felt much attachment before because you were... barking up the wrong tree so to speak?
ANGIE: Ugh what a thing to grapple with. But it's totally possible. And now... what? Does this mean I'm gay? Bi? Something else?
PLAYER THINKING: Angie's thinking about her identity...
You're whatever you want to be
One step at a time
You don't need to know
Choice: You’re whatever you want to be
Choice: One step at a time 
Choice: You don’t need to know
She gives you a shy smile.
ANGIE: Yeah, you're right.
PLAYER: You've definitely had a long journey in here. Something like that can change you a lot.
ANGIE: It's really been a wild time huh?
PLAYER: You could say that.
ANGIE: How long has it been now since we met anyway? Because it feels like years honestly. Remember that big dinner we had? We were so different back then.
PLAYER: I remember a certain someone burning his fishcakes.
ANGIE: Yes! Kobi! The poor guy. I haven't thought about him in a while either. Hope he's doing alright out there.
PLAYER THINKING: Kobi left the Villa a while ago...
I hope he's doing well too
He didn't have the best luck
I wish I could've coupled with him
            Same dialogue
ANGIE: For what it's worth I'm glad we made it this far. It feels like we've got real history in here. That's got to count for something right?
PLAYER: For sure.
ANGIE: I will say... It might have taken us a long time to find each other but I'm glad we did.
PLAYER: Better late than never eh?
ANGIE: Exactly. I feel like a fool for not coupling up with you sooner. But we're here now.
PLAYER: And that's what matters.
ANGIE: It's weird... I didn't think I'd end up with you. For a while I thought you and [?] were going to go the distance. But now we're here I'm pretty happy about it.
PLAYER: And that's what matters.
            If coupled with Bruno 
You and Bruno are idling in the gym.
He's lifting weights while you watch from a beanbag.
BRUNO: How many am I on now?
You look up at him suddenly realising you hadn't been paying attention.
PLAYER: Um four?
BRUNO: ... Hundred?
PLAYER: I highly doubt that.
He tuts.
BRUNO: Don't underestimate my power.
PLAYER: Was that... Clash of the Cosmos? Since when were you into that?
BRUNO: Many secrets I have. Share them with you I will not.
You roll your eyes.
PLAYER: You're such a clown.
He cackles still doing a jaunty exercise as he talks.
BRUNO: And don't you love it?
PLAYER THINKING: Bruno's antics...
Never change you utter banana
I hope it doesn't get old
I can't wait to come to your packed gigs
Choice: Never change you utter banana
BRUNO: You can talk little Miss Banana!
            If wore banana suit 
BRUNO: I should've known from the moment you walked on your first day wearing that thing that we'd be together at the end.
PLAYER: And now you're stuck with me.
BRUNO: I can think of worse fates.
PLAYER: Like having to sit through one of your gigs?
BRUNO: Oi you!
Choice: I hope it doesn’t get old
BRUNO: Don't worry I won't. I'll just update the jokes as time goes on. Gotta keep my material fresh if I'm gonna make it one day.
PLAYER: I don't want to ever get tired of your silliness. It'll be like losing our mojo.
BRUNO: Then I'll make sure never to get stale won't I?
Choice: I can’t wait to come to your packed gigs
He beams at you.
BRUNO: I can't wait for you to come. I'll look for you in the crowd so I can feel better. You'll be like my support animal.
PLAYER: Animal?
BRUNO: You know what I mean!
He gives you one more sly smile before going back to his exercise for a bit.
BRUNO: Hey... you know I figure I should ask...
PLAYER: What is it?
BRUNO: How would you feel if I mentioned you in my material? You're a big inspiration for me no lie. And I figure it's something lots of comedians do. But I know not everyone would be comfortable with that necessarily.
PLAYER THINKING: Would I be comfortable if Bruno wrote comedy about me?
I'd love that!
Not on your life
As long as it's flattering
Choice: I'd love that!
His face lights up.
BRUNO: Nice! I've been thinking about it already I have to say.
PLAYER: Oh really? You come up with anything good?
BRUNO: Nothing I want to share just yet...
Choice: Not on your life
PLAYER: Sorry but that's not something I want to be a part of.
BRUNO: Nah it's OK. I totally understand. And anyway relationship jokes are so last decade. It's all about existential comedy these days.
Choice: As long as it's flattering
PLAYER: None of that denigrating stuff about the ball and chain' or anything.
BRUNO: I wouldn't dare don't worry. Any jokes involving you will be about how ironic it is that a guy as silly as me ended up with someone as amazing as you.
You roll your eyes but you can tell he's earnest.
A small smile forms on your lips.
He suddenly turns back to his dumbbells a look of confusion on his face.
BRUNO: Um... I think I've lost count again.
PLAYER: Of course you did. Start again?
BRUNO: Probably time for a break to be honest.
He sets the dumbbells down and dabs himself with a towel.
The sweat glistens on his skin.
BRUNO: It's really been a wild time huh?
PLAYER: You could say that.
BRUNO: How long has it been now since we met anyway? Because it feels like years honestly. Remember that big dinner we had? We were so different back then.
PLAYER: I remember a certain someone burning his fishcakes.
BRUNO: Yes! Kobi! The poor guy. I haven't thought about him in a while either. Hope he's doing alright out there.
PLAYER THINKING: Kobi left the Villa a while ago...
I hope he's doing well too
He didn't have the best luck
I wish I could've coupled with him
            Same dialogue 
BRUNO: For what it's worth I'm glad we made it this far. It feels like we've got real history in here. That's got to count for something right?
PLAYER: For sure.
BRUNO: I will say... It might have taken us a long time to find each other but I'm glad we did.
PLAYER: Better late than never eh?
BRUNO: Exactly. I feel like a fool for not coupling up with you sooner. But we're here now.
PLAYER: And that's what matters.
BRUNO: It's weird... I didn't think I'd end up with you. For a while I thought you and [?] were going to go the distance. But now we're here I'm pretty happy about it.
PLAYER: And that's what matters.
            If coupled with James 
You and James are lying side by side on the daybed.
He has a notepad which he's using to scribble notes in from time to time.
When he's thinking you notice him squinting and furrowing his brow.
PLAYER: Have I ever told you how cute you are when you do that?
JAMES: Huh? Do what?
PLAYER: That thinking face you have! It's adorable!
JAMES: I have one of those? Why didn't you tell me before? Now I'm gonna be all self-conscious about it.
Despite his words he laughs and seems at ease.
PLAYER: Don't worry I promise you it's cute.
JAMES: I'll take your word for it.
PLAYER: What are you working on anyway?
JAMES: Ah just some notes for this novel. I'm struggling a bit not gonna lie.
PLAYER: Want me to take a look?
JAMES: Sure, it can't hurt!
He hands you some ruffled notes.
Jacob falls for her because of her good nature needs some kind of impetus figure out what happened to tilly regency ball? sexy spy subplot??? Y/N comes in during finale only
PLAYER THINKING: James's notes...
I don't understand any of this
I like the sexy spy subplot idea
Did you name a character after me?
Choice: I don't understand any of this
He chuckles taking back the paper.
JAMES: Yeah it's sort of written in a way only I really know what I'm talking about. It's fine I'll figure it out.
Choice: I like the sexy spy subplot idea
He chuckles taking the paper back from you.
JAMES: I thought you might. It's just a silly idea at the moment but who knows? I might be able to make it work. I've had spies on the brain ever since we did that game Bruno came up with. Anyway don't worry about it too much I'll figure out the rest some other time.
Choice: Did you name a character after me?
JAMES: Oh uh...
He takes the paper back from you.
JAMES: Yeah, I hope that's OK? It's just a minor character not a love interest or anything. I'm just bad at coming up with names you know.
PLAYER: It's fine. If anything, it's flattering.
JAMES: Anyway, don't worry about it too much I'll figure out the rest some other time.
PLAYER: I remember when I first came in. Even back then you were working on this.
JAMES: Yeah! This is the same project. That feels like so long ago. It's really been a wild time huh?
PLAYER: You could say that.
            This part of the dialogue is the same as the others, just didn’t feel like editing it :)
            If coupled Najuma 
You and Najuma sit opposite each other on the beanbags hiding from the scorching sun in the shade of a tree.
NAJUMA: Y/N babe... I think I'm going to bake.
PLAYER: It's so hot...
NAJUMA: You're telling me. There are times when I'm thankful for being a bigger girl. But this is not one of them.
She takes a long swig of her water bottle.
PLAYER: Don't bake babe I need you! I'm not gonna be able to win otherwise.
Najuma laughs loudly.
NAJUMA: I'll try not to. Hey! I've got an idea. Wanna go jump in the pool? That'll help!
PLAYER THINKING: Najuma wants to jump in the pool...
Let's do it!
I think I saw Oliver doing laps earlier
It's too hot to move...
Choice: Let’s do it 
NAJUMA: Yes! Come on!
Before you know it she's up on her feet tugging you gently by the fingers.
Choice: I think I saw Oliver doing laps earlier 
NAJUMA: Not to worry! I'm sure he won't mind us crashing his party.
Before you know it she's up on her feet tugging you gently by the fingers.
NAJUMA: Come on baaabe! It'll be fun.
Choice: It’s too hot to move 
NAJUMA: But this will cool us off!
Before you know it she's up on her feet tugging you gently by the fingers.
NAJUMA: Come on baaabe! It'll be fun.
PLAYER: OK OK I'm coming!
The two of you head over to the pool where Oliver is swimming slowly back and forth.
No one else is around.
Without warning Najuma starts sprinting for the pool.
PLAYER THINKING: She's really gunning for it...
Chase after her
Cannonball!
Take your time
You run after Najuma hot on her heels.
PLAYER: I'm gonna catch you!
She giggles scrambling towards the pool then jumps straight in.
You follow right after her.
The two of you cry out in unison as you catapult yourselves into the water.
You amble slowly behind her content to go at your own pace.
Without warning Najuma catapults herself into the water causing a huge splash.
NAJUMA: Cannonball!
A great wave is thrown up showering the lawn and Oliver.
Najuma emerges from the water laughing maniacally.
NAJUMA: That's more like it!
NAJUMA: My days I feel like I just woke up from a nightmare.
She notices Oliver and then suddenly looks embarrassed.
NAJUMA: Ah sorry Oliver. We just needed to cool off.
OLIVER: It's no problem. I'll give you girls the pool. I think I was going to head off for a snack anyway.
Once he's gone you and Najuma are left paddling in the pool alone.
No one else is in sight.
PLAYER: I love your chaotic energy babe. It's infectious.
She grins widely.
NAJUMA: I'm pretty proud of it no lie. I mean where would we be if I hadn't come down on that first night and asked you for that dance? When I want something I go for it. That's me to a T.
PLAYER: Oh my gosh the heartrate challenge! I'd almost forgotten.
NAJUMA: Feels like years ago. It's really been a wild time huh?
PLAYER: You could say that.
            Back to this dialogue again </3
            If coupled with Tom 
You and Tom are busy in the kitchen cooking up a late breakfast.
The smell of frying vegetables fills the air.
TOM: I love this! Me and you cooking together like a real couple. I should have learnt how to do this a long time ago.
He deftly cuts his onions while keeping a second eye on the frying pan.
PLAYER: Did Youcef teach you this?
TOM: Yeah. Plus a few other people. It's been a lot!
PLAYER: You're such a different person from when you came in you know. I'm happy for you.
He grins widely.
TOM: Thanks Y/N! You were part of that too.
PLAYER THINKING: Tom says I helped him come into himself...
I'm proud of you
I'm happy I could help
Your parents will be shocked when they see you!
Choice: I’m proud of you 
Choice: I’m happy I could help 
TOM: Thanks so much! It's been quite a wild ride really. But I'm happy with my choices and the journey I've been on.
Choice: your parents will be shocked when they see you!
TOM: Ha yeah... I'm not really sure if they'll approve of some of the stuff I've done honestly. But I'm happy with my journey so far.
PLAYER: It feels like forever since you came in with Cora for those dates.
TOM: It really does. I remember being drawn to you straight away. I'm glad I got to pick you that time as well. We might not be here together otherwise. I was kicking myself for days for not picking you the first time I had the chance. Thanks for giving a guy like me a chance though. I know I can't have been that easy to be around at first.
PLAYER THINKING: Tom's worried about how he came across...
Honestly, it's fine
What matters is you're different now.
You were a bit aloof yeah
Choice: Honestly, it’s fine 
TOM: Yeah, that's true. But I'm still sorry if I made it difficult before.
PLAYER: It's fine.
Choice: What matter is you’re different now 
PLAYER: No need to apologise or anything.
Choice: You were a bit aloof yeah 
Tom winces for a moment.
TOM: Like I said I'm sorry.
PLAYER: It's fine.
He smiles then suddenly realises that the toast is done and hurries over to get it out of the toaster.
TOM: Hey maybe I could be a cook one day. I'm really into this being in the kitchen.
PLAYER: It's worth a shot!
After a few more frantic movements and finishing touches, Tom serves up a very passable breakfast.
TOM: As Youcef would say... voilà!
His fake French accent is surprisingly good.
TOM: Want to go sit and eat somewhere nice? Like the pool?
PLAYER: Sounds like a great idea!
The two of you take your breakfast plates and find a nice spot by the side of the water to eat.
TOM: So anyway... what was I talking about?
You chat back and forth in between bites of Tom's meal.
PLAYER: Your time in the Villa?
TOM: Right! Not going to lie I sometimes forget that I wasn't here at the start. Bunches of other people have come in since then and others have gone too. I feel pretty lucky to be here all in all.
PLAYER THINKING: Tom feels lucky to be here...
And I'm lucky to have you
I'm glad you're here
Don't get too relaxed
Choice: And I’m lucky to have you 
Choice: I’m glad you’re here
TOM: You're so good at making me feel... good. I'm so glad I met you Y/N.
He pulls you in for a tight hug.
Choice: Don’t get too relaxed 
PLAYER: You never know what'll be around the next corner.
TOM: Yeah... you're definitely right about that. Still I'm happy for what we've got here and now.
He pulls you in for a tight hug.
You snuggle into him catching a whiff of his expensive cologne.
PLAYER: This is lovely but... It's so hot today.
TOM: You're right. Not good hugging weather, is it?
You both eat for a while longer before finishing up your meals and setting the plates down by your sides.
TOM: You know who was a great hugger...? Kobi. Didn't know him for very long but good gosh I miss that man's hugs. Hope he's doing alright out there.
PLAYER THINKING: Kobi left the Villa a while ago...
I hope he's doing well too
He didn't have the best luck
I wish I could've coupled with him
                        SAME DIALOGUE </3 
            Starting here it picks up for all the possible couples after the Kobi convo
[partner] glances at you a pensive smile on their lips.
PLAYER THINKING: This feels like we're having a moment...
PLAYER THINKING: Shall I go for the kiss?
Seize the moment
Kiss them on the cheek instead
Smile back
Choice: seize the moment
You share a longing gaze and then part.
Choice: kiss them on the cheek instead 
You lean over and plant a quick kiss on [partner]'s cheek.
[partner] rewards you with a happy laugh and a kiss on your own cheek.
Choice: smile back 
You return the smile to [partner].
            If coupled with Youcef
YOUCEF: Anyway we've messed around in here long enough. Do you want to head out?
PLAYER: Sure.
He picks up a bottle of your foundation and inspects it closely.
YOUCEF:  What do you reckon shall I pop some on?
He starts rifling through your make-up bag.
PLAYER THINKING: Youcef wants to put some of my make-up on...
Go for it!
Maybe later
Hands out of the bag!
Choice: Go for it!
Youcef takes a few minutes to apply some very subtle make-up.
It's clear he's done this before.
PLAYER: You seem pretty good at that.
YOUCEF: Well, I am a model my sweet.
PLAYER: And I do like a man who knows his make-up.
YOUCEF: Perhaps we could teach each other some things hmm?
PLAYER: That sounds like fun.
Once he's done you can hardly notice the difference until you look closely.
PLAYER: It's nice. Very subtle.
YOUCEF: I can be subtle when I want to be.
Choice: Maybe later
PLAYER: Right now, I'm itching to get out of this dressing room. Feel like I'm getting baked in here.
YOUCEF: Ah no problem my sweet.
Choice: Hands out of the bag!
Youcef holds his hands up suddenly.
YOUCEF: Sorry. I should have asked first, shouldn't I? It's been a long time since I played with make-up you know. I was just curious.
PLAYER: That's OK. Just ask next time.
He nods.
YOUCEF: Shall we head to the pool? It might be a nice way to cool off if the heat gets too much.
PLAYER: Sounds like a plan.
The two of you head over to the pool which seems deserted.
YOUCEF: Guess everyone's taking the day off. I can't blame them.
            If coupled with Najuma
NAJUMA: Anyway... we should probably be getting out of here now for a bit. Don't want to get all pruney, do we?
She clambers out of the pool beckoning for you to come sit with her by the edge.
Some time passes you in silence.
The only sounds you hear are the birds in distant trees.
            If coupled with Angie (I am like 75% sure that this is Angie’s dialogue sorry if I’m wrong) 
ANGIE: Anyway... I don't know about you but I kinda fancy a little dip in the pool. This heat is absolutely destroying me.
PLAYER: Maybe we could go sit by it and dip our legs in? It feels like a lot to be doing exercise today.
ANGIE: You're right... Fine let's do that then.
The two of you head over to the pool which seems deserted.
ANGIE: Guess everyone's taking the day off. I can't blame them.
You take your seats by the water letting it lap gently against your thighs.
ANGIE: So...
PLAYER: So.
ANGIE: I figure we should address the elephant in the room.
PLAYER: And... which elephant is that?
ANGIE: A certain... Dylan-shaped one. Like I know you were going through a lot and most of it was his fault. I understand what it means to cheat even just for a moment. I've been there myself. And we weren't together, so I don't need an apology or anything. I understand the situation you were in it must have been horrible. I know we weren't together then and Dylan was the real bad guy in all this... But I guess I'm just anxious. I don't want that to happen again.
PLAYER THINKING: Angie's worried about me cheating again...
It won't happen again
I can't guarantee anything
We already talked about this...
You can't really talk
Choice: It won’t happen again 
I wasn't into [previous partner] like I am with you
PLAYER: It was a stupid stupid mistake. I know not to do that again. Honestly, I don't know what came over me.
Angie puts her arm around you and squeezes tightly.
ANGIE: I understand. It's OK.
Choice: I can’t guarantee anything 
PLAYER: Like I have no idea what's going to happen in the future. I don't like making promises at this stage. Something might go wrong.
Angie smiles sympathetically but her brow is furrowed.
ANGIE: Thanks for being honest. It's good to just be on the same page at least.
Choice: We already talked about this 
ANGIE: I know. But that was before... before we got together for real. I'm not having a go I swear. I just want to be sure this is for real. 
Choice: You can’t really talk 
ANGIE: I know. And we've both owned our mistakes. I just want to be sure this time.
ANGIE smiles softly.
Then she casts her eyes back over the pool.
ANGIE: Alright. That'll do for now then. Sorry I didn't mean to put you on the spot or anything. It's just on my mind, you know?
ANGIE: We're quite close to the end now.
PLAYER: Tell me about it.
There's a pause.
Someone somewhere else in the Villa screams and laughs suddenly.
PLAYER: Someone's having a good time.
Angie laughs.
Another silence follows until...
[?]: What do you wanna do when you get out of here?
            If with Angie 
ANGIE: First thing I'm doing is meeting up with sisters and giving them all a good what for.
PLAYER: Why?
ANGIE: Not sure yet. But I'll find something.
She chuckles.
            If with Bruno
BRUNO: I'm gonna go straight back to my local pub and see if they'll book me for a stand-up night.
PLAYER: Now that you've been on Love Island I doubt they'll say no. You're famous!
BRUNO: I know! Weird to think about...
            If with James
JAMES: Think I'm going to take some time to finally finish this novel. Being in here has really given me some perspective... and some ideas!
            If with Najuma
NAJUMA : I think I'm going to just spend time with my dad for a bit. It'll be nice to see him again.
            If with Oliver
OLIVER: Obviously I haven't been here that long so it won't be that strange, but you've been here almost since the start right?
            If with Tom 
TOM: Not going to lie I'm a little apprehensive about seeing my mother and father again after going on here. But I'm sure they'll understand my choices if I explain myself properly.
            If with Will
WILL: I've really missed having my kit and my tools with me. First thing I'm gonna do is go out there and find something to paint on... get all this pent-up creativity out of me.
            If with Youcef 
YOUCEF: I think I'm going to book a trip to Paris as soon as I can. I want to see my mum again. It's been too long.
PLAYER THINKING: What will I do when I get out of the Villa?
Go visit family
Look for a flat with you...
Become a potato
Choice: Go visit family
PLAYER: It hasn't been that long, but it feels like forever. Especially being isolated in here.
[?]: Absolutely. I get that.
Choice: Look for a flat with you...
[?]: Really? I mean not that I'm opposed to it!
            OR
[?]: I mean not that I'm not crazy for you but that's moving pretty quick.
PLAYER: Well, we've already been living together in here right? I don't think it will be so different.
[?]: It'll be a lot quieter at least.
Choice: Become a potato
PLAYER: I think this whole thing has been enough interaction for me for a while. I'm gonna go hibernate for a while... close all the curtains and not speak to anybody.
[?]: Hey I get it. Public life can be stressful.
The pool shimmers in the midday sun causing you to shield your eyes.
            If with Najuma 
NAJUMA: I'm boiling. Want to mess around in the pool for a while? 
PLAYER: Again?
NAJUMA: Look I get hot quickly alright? Besides we hardly did anything earlier... just paddled for long enough for Oliver to get up and go.
PLAYER THINKING: Do I want to mess around in the pool for a bit with Najuma?
            Premium choice: *Sounds like fun!
Not right now
            Choice: not right now 
Without warning she slips off the edge of the poolside making a big splash.
NAJUMA: Ah it's so nice! Come on!
She tugs at your hand.
PLAYER THINKING: Do I want to mess around in the pool for a bit with Najuma?
Premium choice: *Go on then
Nah I'd rather just chill
Choice: nah I’d rather just chill 
Her smile fades slightly but she nods.
NAJUMA: That's fair. It's not exactly an exercise day, is it?
She clambers slowly out of the pool dripping wet and comes back to sit beside you.
Premium Choice: Sounds like fun!
NAJUMA: Woo! Jump in!
PLAYER THINKING: Najuma wants me to jump into the pool...
Cannonball... again!
Cannonball!
Slip in carefully
Faceplant the water
Choice: cannonball (again, if cannonballed earlier but same dialogue for both cannonball options) 
You get up to take a running jump into the pool.
Najuma sees you coming at the last moment diving out of your way in a panic.
The water envelops you.
When you surface Najuma is laughing.
NAJUMA: Nice entrance!
Choice: slip carefully 
You gently slip into the water from where you're sitting trying not to cause too much of a splash.
Choice: faceplant the water 
You stand up and outstretch your arms then let yourself fall face first into the water.
The water envelops you.
When you surface Najuma is laughing.
NAJUMA: Nice entrance!
            I think from here until the conversation with you bestie is the same for every variation of who you can be coupled with,, unless I’m missing something but I apologize if it gets messed up 
Without warning [partner] sends a big splash at you forcing you to cover your face.
PLAYER: Hey!
[?]: What? You're already wet!
PLAYER THINKING: [?] just splashed me!
Splash [?] back
Push [?]
Wrestle [?]
Choice: splash back
PLAYER: Two can play at that game.
You put both hands in the water and throw a big wave towards [?] who shrieks in surprise.
Choice: push
PLAYER: Oh, you're on!
You wade through the water and push [?] hard enough to knock [?] onto [?] back but  quickly rights theirself.
You chase after [?] as [?] paddles away grabbing an ankle and pulling.
Choice: wrestle
PLAYER: Come here you!
You wade through the water and grab [?] as [?] tries to paddle away pulling [?] into a headlock.
PLAYER: Apologise! No one gets water in my eyes before I'm ready!
[?]: OK I yield I yield!
You both disentangle from one another laughing at the absurdity of it.
[?]: Next time I won't let up so easy.
PLAYER: Sure sure.
Without another word [?] disappears beneath the water.
Before you realise what's happening [?]'s underneath you, lifting you up and out of the pool until you're on [?] shoulders.
PLAYER: Woah!
PLAYER THINKING: I'm on [?]'s shoulders!
Ride [?] like a pro
Panic!
Pretend to be a cowgirl
Choice: ride like a pro
PLAYER: Woo! Let's gooo!
Choice: panic
You grip [?]'s shoulders tightly and let out a high-pitched squeaky scream.
PLAYER: Don't drop me!
[?]: You're fine!
Choice: pretend to be a cowgirl
PLAYER: Woo nelly! I'm a rootin' tootin' cowgirl!
[?]: Wait are you saying I'm a horse?
PLAYER: Quiet noble steed!
You buck wildly as [?] stands to [?] full height
PLAYER: Wuh-oh!
You flail your arms to keep your balance.
For a few short moments you're high enough to glance over to the kitchen.
You lock eyes with Tiffany who laughs and shakes her head.
            Says something about a portrait so I can’t really tell you what that means, take that with what you will I guess. 
show tiffany and player in portrait
PLAYER: I'm the queen of the pool!
end portrait
[?]: Let's try swimming!
PLAYER: Are you sure?
[?] leans forward to try and swim with you on [?] shoulders but it's too much too quickly.
Your centre of gravity moves too quickly for you to compensate, and you tumble off of [?] back into the pool.
You float underwater for a few seconds looking around you.
[?] dives in after you a grin on [?] face.
She pulls you in for an underwater hug.
PLAYER THINKING: This is new!
A moment later you surface still wrapped in each other's arms and laughing wildly.
PLAYER THINKING: We're underwater!
Underwater kiss!
Underwater hug?
Head back up for air!
Choice: underwater kiss
You gesture to your lips then to [?]'s. 
[?] smiles slyly at you.
Your lips meet but it's nothing like a normal kiss. There's no movement no taste...
PLAYER THINKING: Trying to kiss without opening your mouth is hard... Who knew?
After a few seconds of slightly awkward kissing you both swim up for air.
A moment later you surface still wrapped in each other's arms and laughing wildly.
Choice: underwater hug 
You swim towards [?] pulling [?] into an awkward hug.
PLAYER THINKING: This is new!
A moment later you surface still wrapped in each other's arms and laughing wildly.
Choice: head back up for air 
You wave your arms about gesturing to the waterline.
[?] follows you up.
A moment later you surface laughing in unison.
[?]: Absolute scenes. Thanks for joining me.
PLAYER: Any time.
You and [?] glide lazily around the pool for a while longer until you eventually clamber out and find a towel.
After drying off you sit back by the edge of the pool and admire the scenery letting the silence of the countryside roll over you.
            Okay, this is where I think it differs on if you’re partnered up with Angie or not, but I cannot promise I’m right </3
Just then you hear the patter of feet on the grass behind you.
BFF: Hey lovebirds! Where is everyone today? It's deserted.
PARTNER: Probably sitting around indoors.
BFF: Fair it's really hot out here. I'm not interrupting anything am I?
She looks between you but [partner] answers first.
PARTNER: Not at all. I was actually thinking of taking a lie down for a bit.
BFF: Perf then I can get me some quality Y/N time.
[partner] bends down and kisses you on the cheek.
PARTNER: I'll see you later yeah? Have fun.
PLAYER: Have a good nap.
As [partner] saunters off in the direction of the Villa [BFF] plops down beside you.
BFF: It's good to have a day like this... no stress just... good vibes.
PLAYER: Since when did you say good vibes'?
BFF: Since just now clearly. But I'm for real! That last recoupling...
PLAYER THINKING: The last recoupling...
It was fine
It was terrible
It's over now at least
Choice: It was fine
BFF: I guess we both came out of it alright which is something. But not everyone did.
Choice: It was terrible
She laughs.
BFF: Right?
Choice: It’s over now at least
BFF: Exactly. And I'm happy about that.
            if Valentina left instead of Youcef
BFF: I hope Valentina's doing alright. That whole refusing to couple up with Dylan' thing took real guts. I respect her for that.
            If partnered with Angie 
ANGIE: So I've gotta ask... I know we're a new couple and probably not the one anyone expected... But do you think we'll make it to the end now?
            If NOT with Angie
BFF: What about you and [partner]? Holding up alright?
PLAYER THINKING: [partner] and I...
We're solid
We'll see how it goes
We're shaky
Choice: We’re solid
BFF: Nice! I thought you two would work it out.
            OR
BFF: Nice! I'm glad you found the right person in the end.
BFF:I guess we'll see each other in the final then?
PLAYER: Is that a challenge?
She giggles playfully.
BFF: Maybe... Do you think we'll both be here at the end?
Choice: We’ll see how it goes 
PLAYER: I think there's some things we need to figure out, but we'll get there. ... I hope.
BFF: I'm sure you will mate. I think you'll see it through the to the end. Hopefully we'll both be there.
She pulls you into a tight embrace.
Choice: We’re shaky 
BFF : Agh girl... I'm sorry. Nothing I can help with is it?
PLAYER: I don't think so.
BFF: Well, I'll be here if you need me to be. Right up until the end.
PLAYER: You think we'll both be in it that long?
BFF: Sure, don't you?
PLAYER THINKING: Will BFF and I make it to the end together?
Absolutely!
If we're lucky
I wouldn't count on it
Choice: Absolutely  
PLAYER: The public would be silly not to vote for us.
BFF: Right? Although they can't vote us both at the end.
She gives you a small wink.
Choice: If we’re lucky
BFF: We don't need luck babe. I'm sure the public love us!
Choice: I wouldn’t count on it  
BFF: What? Babe! Don't be like that. I'm sure the public love us!
PLAYER: We'll see one way or another soon enough.
BFF: For sure.
She trails her feet lazily in the water.
The sun is hanging lower in the sky by now and the air has cooled.
BFF: Say, you wanna hang out in the water for a while? Have a bit of a mess around? Blow off some steam?
PLAYER THINKING: Do I want to hang out in the pool with BFF?
Premium choice: *Sounds great!
I'm not sure
She slips into the water without warning giggling.
BFF: Come on! It'll be a laugh!
            (Not sure what dialogue is for the premium choice?)
You enjoy the sun for a while longer as it slowly descends behind the Villa painting the landscape in beautiful orange.
Later than evening the Villa is enjoying a meal together.
TIFFANY: Anyway, that's when he told me he only heckled me because he fancied me. I told him he should have come up with a better heckle at least then I would've thought he was funny!
The other Islanders laugh airily.
The cool summer evening has calmed everyone's nerves.
YOUCEF: That's a good one Tiffany.
BRUNO: Damn I'll have to remember that one!
TIFFANY: I dunno, part of me wishes I'd just told him to eff off but you know.
As the others pick at their plates and chat happily away [?] leans over to you whispering.
PARTNER: Want to get away for a while? Go someplace... private? If you know what I mean?
PLAYER THINKING: Do I want to sneak off for bits with [?]?
I'm good
That would be so nice
I hope you mean bits
Choice: I’m good 
PARTNER: No worries. Probably a good idea to digest this food first anyways.
You sit back and enjoy the passage of the evening.
The air is filled with laughter and good memories.
Choice: That would be so nice 
PARTNER: Right? Let's go!
The two of you discreetly excuse yourselves before heading to the Lovers' Nook...
What's this? Y/N and [?] have found themselves alone after a hard day of... being alone together?
Well, I won't tell if you won't.
You cuddle up to [?] on the bench.
The breeze tickles you gently.
Then you catch each other's gaze...
You stay out late enjoying the sounds of the birds and the trees until it gets cold enough to force you back inside.
PLAYER THINKING: Worth it...
[?] gives you a wicked grin.
[?] smiles shyly.
Choice: I hope you mean bits  
PARTNER: Maybe...
The two of you discreetly excuse yourselves before heading to the Lovers' Nook...
What's this? Y/N and [?] have found themselves alone after a hard day of... being alone together?
Well, I won't tell if you won't.
You cuddle up to [?] on the bench.
The breeze tickles you gently.
Then you catch each other's gaze...
You stay out late enjoying the sounds of the birds and the trees until it gets cold enough to force you back inside.
PLAYER THINKING: Worth it...
Before you head to bed that night you rifle through your sleepwear one last time.
PLAYER THINKING: Is there anything here I haven't worn yet?
You head over to your bed where [?] is waiting for you.
As you slip under the duvet [?] hands gently roam your body.
You turn over to face [?].
PARTNER: You're look stunning... Can I kiss you?
PLAYER THINKING: Do I want a kiss before bed?
Hell yeah
Only because you asked nicely
Not tonight
Choice: hell yeah / asked nicely 
[?] smiles.
[?] gives you a quick peck on the forehead.
            OR 
As you slip under the duvet [?] scooches up to you planting a kiss on your forehead.
 Choice:  not tonight 
[?]: Fair enough
[?]: Goodnight, Y/N
PLAYER: Night [?].
Narrator: Oh, what a lovely day!
Surely nothing could possibly disturb this beautiful paradise now.
NAJUMA: You did what?!
Oops spoke too soon!
See you soon on Love Island!
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ep. 41!
NARRATOR: Last time on Love Island… Decisions were made, and consequences were had.
[PARTNER]: I don't think I could ever trust you again.
YOUCEF: Please, Dylan, stop. This is embarrassing.
NARRATOR: If our Islanders thought they were in for a relaxing holiday… They bloody well had the wrong program, didn't they? This is Love Island, and as the poet said, love hurts. And so do recouplings, especially when they too come with consequences. Anyone left single will be dumped from the Villa. Oof. Is it time for payback, or will intrigues pay off? Whichever it is, you heard it from me first: there will be drama.
As you walk past the loungers, someone taps your shoulder.
PLAYER (thinking): Someone just tapped my shoulder…
CHOICE: Scream in surprise
PLAYER: Waah!
The hand drops from your shoulder, and you hear the person take a step back.
YOUCEF: Aïe. That was... very loud.
PLAYER: Youcef! You scared me.
YOUCEF: Sorry, Y/N. I didn't mean to do that.
Youcef's voice is uncharacteristically soft. When you turn around, you find him standing there, biting his thumbnail, his eyes cast down.
CHOICE: Turn around
You turn around and find Youcef standing there, biting his thumbnail, his eyes cast down.
CHOICE: Judo-throw them
You catch the offender by the forearm and firmly squat to try and throw them.
PLAYER: Yaaah! Youcef! You scared me.
YOUCEF: Sorry, Y/N. I didn't mean to do that.
Youcef's voice is uncharacteristically soft. When you turn around, you find him standing there, biting his thumbnail, his eyes cast down.
PLAYER: What's up?
Youcef's eyes flicker up to look at you then turn back down.
YOUCEF: I wanted to have a chat about something. Would it be OK if we sat down here for five minutes?
PLAYER (thinking): Youcef wants to have a chat sitting down… 
CHOICE: Of course!
Youcef meets your eyes and gives you a smile.
CHOICE: Sounds serious
YOUCEF: No, don't worry. I mean, yes, it's a bit serious, but it's nothing bad. I hope
PLAYER: OK… 
CHOICE: Let's make it quick
He frowns but nods.
YOUCEF: Fair enough.
You sit down on two neighbouring loungers, facing each other. Youcef takes a deep breath before looking you in the eye.
YOUCEF: So, this has been a heavy couple of days... with the new guys and everything. Especially Dylan.
He looks as if he just smelled something unpleasant.
YOUCEF: He's been acting horribly, and I know it's all been tough on you.
PLAYER (thinking): Youcef says the past few days have been tough on me…
CHOICE: I'll be OK in the end
if PLAYER and YOUR PARTNER broke up
PLAYER: When a door closes, a window opens somewhere else, isn't that how the saying goes?
YOUCEF: Precisely!
Suddenly he's beaming at you.
YOUCEF: I wasn't sure if I should speak up now.
else
PLAYER: We worked it out with [PARTNER], so it's all good.
YOUCEF: Yeah… 
He looks at his hands.
YOUCEF: That's why I wasn't sure if I should speak up now.
CHOICE: You can say that again
PLAYER: I've had better days, that's for sure.
Youcef nods decisively.
YOUCEF: I know. That's why I wasn't sure if I should speak up now.
He looks at you for a second in silence.
CHOICE: Thanks for being on my side
YOUCEF: Always. I'm always on your side, Y/N.
Something electric passes in the air between you, but Youcef narrows his eyes, as if to refocus on what he's trying to say.
YOUCEF: I wasn't sure if I should speak up now.
YOUCEF: I don't want to add more drama to your life. But in the end, I can't help myself. Maybe I'm just being selfish, maybe I'm being a fool. But you've become so important to me that I can't imagine just bottling it all up.
PLAYER (thinking): What on earth is going on?
Youcef's eyes focus on yours. His gaze is intense, and you can't look away. His fingertips brush yours for an instant, a touch so light you can barely feel it, and yet so hot it spreads all the way to your toes.
YOUCEF: Je suis en train de tomber amoureux de toi. I've completely fallen for you.
PLAYER (thinking, surprised): Wow. Youcef says he's fallen for me… 
CHOICE: Interrupt him
PLAYER: Youcef… 
YOUCEF: Wait. Please let me finish.
CHOICE: Ask him how
PLAYER: How…
YOUCEF: Wait. Please let me finish.
CHOICE: Let him speak
The night is silent around you. You can almost hear Youcef's long lashes brush against each other when he blinks. He frowns a little and gazes into the distance, searching for the right words.
YOUCEF: I know we've been in here a while, both of us. I'm sorry it took me so long to know my own mind. I could say I've been burned before, or that it takes me a while to trust people. It also takes me a while to trust myself, and I don't want to make promises I can't keep. But in the end, I think what I really needed was to get out of my own head, and just... see you.
His eyes meet yours again. They're sparkling.
YOUCEF: You're amazing, Y/N. You're bold, you're brave, you're strong. You speak your mind, but you're fair and considerate. You shine so bright I have to squint when I look at you.
He gives you a tender smile.
if PLAYER broke up with [PREVIOUS PARTNER]
YOUCEF: I know there might already be someone else you want to couple up with. If that's the case, obviously I'll respect that. You can always count on me as your friend.
else
YOUCEF: I know you're with [PARTNER], and if you're good together, obviously I'll respect that. You can always count on me as your friend.
YOUCEF: But if you think there's something here, between us… 
He pauses. When he swallows, his Adam's apple glides smoothly along his elegant neck.
YOUCEF: If you like me even a little, let's give it a shot. I won't ever give you a reason to regret it.
He falls silent and looks at you with a small worried smile.
PLAYER (thinking): Youcef just confessed to me…
CHOICE: You're the amazing one
YOUCEF: Yeah?
His smile widens, and he lifts a hand to lightly cup your cheek. His thumb caresses it for a beat.
PLAYER: This was still a lot, though.
YOUCEF: I know. Sorry.
He gently withdraws his hand.
YOUCEF: I don't need an answer right now. Take your time to consider it while you're getting ready.
CHOICE: That was very dramatic
His smile widens and looks a little apologetic.
YOUCEF: I know, I can be a handful. Sorry. But I did mean every word of it.
He lifts his hand as if to touch your cheek but lets it fall back to his side.
YOUCEF: I don't need an answer right now. Take your time to consider it while you're getting ready.
CHOICE: I don't know what to say
His expression tenses up.
YOUCEF: Yeah, I know it's not very fair to spring this on you at the last moment. But you don't have to answer right now. Take your time to consider it.
YOUCEF: As I said, whatever you decide, I'll still be rooting for you. I would just really, really like to root for you by your side.
He gets up and gives you a smile.
YOUCEF: I'll let you think about it, then.
He turns around and strides off into the night. The dressing room is abuzz when you walk in. The girls are chatting in ten conversations at a time, waving their curling tongs and their mascara wands.
VALENTINA: Y/N! You OK? How do you feel about the recoupling?
PLAYER (thinking): Valentina's asking if I'm OK…
CHOICE: I'm confident!
PLAYER: I'm sure it'll work out the way I want.
VALENTINA: I envy you. I'm not sure of anything right now.
CHOICE: I'm worried
PLAYER: What if it doesn't work out like I want it to?
VALENTINA: Yeah, I feel the same… 
CHOICE: I'm confused
PLAYER: I'm not sure I even know what I want to happen tonight… 
VALENTINA: Well I know what I don't want to happen tonight.
CORA: It starts with a D, it walks like a D, and it talks like a D?
VALENTINA: Eurgh.
TIFFANY: Don't put pressure on yourself. This is all just a bit of fun, at the end of the day.
THABI: It's our last recoupling, though. So the result will make a huge difference… 
A short silence greets her words.
PLAYER (thinking): I should probably get ready. And since it's our last recoupling, I should definitely dress to impress!
[?]: Wow. I have no words. You just take my breath away.
[?]: Still fabulous!
if wearing banana suit
[?]: This outfit is bananas! Sorry, the recoupling stress is getting to me.
[?]: You cutie!
You check yourself in the mirror.
PLAYER (thinking): Looking fine and ready for a new start!
Soon you all file out of the dressing room, towards the firepit.
if coupled with NAJUMA
Najuma crosses the room to come talk to you.
NAJUMA: You look gorgeous, as usual.
PLAYER: Thank you! You're not too bad either.
Najuma gives you a smile.
NAJUMA: You OK to chat just for a couple of minutes?
When you nod, she takes you to a quieter corner of the dressing room.
else
[PARTNER]'s head pops through the dressing room's door
[PARTNER]: Sorry to bother you, ladies. If you're done, I thought I could borrow Y/N for a minute?
TIFFANY: Borrow away!
PLAYER: Sure.
While everyone files out of the door, [PARTNER] leads you to a quieter corner of the dressing room.
[PARTNER]: I guess you know why I wanted to talk to you. I still want to be together, as much as ever. But I wanted to check where your head's at.
PLAYER (thinking): [PARTNER] wants to know where my head's at…
CHOICE: With you, of course
PLAYER: We belong together now. You won't get rid of me so easily!
PARTNER beams at you.
[PARTNER]: That's exactly what I wanted to hear.
PARTNER gives you a little peck on the cheek and playfully whispers in your ear
[PARTNER]: More later… 
You hold hands as you walk out together to the firepit.
CHOICE: I honestly don't know
PLAYER: My head's all over the place... I'm sorry. I can't tell you what I want right now.
[PARTNER] gives you a small smile.
[PARTNER]: I can't answer that for you. All I can say is that I care about you, and I want to be with you. What you make of that is your decision.
PLAYER: I understand.
You walk out to the firepit, side by side but an arm's length apart.
CHOICE: With someone else
PLAYER: I know that's not what you wanted to hear, but I've fallen for another Islander.
[PARTNER] looks at you with surprise.
[PARTNER]: Wow, that's... I didn't expect that. I thought we were pretty solid.
OR
[PARTNER] looks down.
[PARTNER]: I guess I should have seen it coming… 
Can I ask who you've fallen for?
PLAYER (thinking): [PARTNER]'s asking who I've fallen for…
CHOICE: Oliver
PLAYER: I'm sorry… 
[PARTNER]: The new guy… I guess I can't compete. He's pretty amazing.
PLAYER: We really hit it off.
PLAYER: But I don't know if that means more to me than what we have.
OR
PLAYER: I know it's fast, but… 
CHOICE: Youcef
PLAYER: He confessed to me earlier, and it threw me. I'm really confused now.
OR
PLAYER: He confessed to me earlier, and it made me realise I really want to be with him.
PLAYER: I'm sorry, I know it's sudden… 
CHOICE: Angie
PLAYER: We've been getting really close in our time here, as you know. Then it turned out that it was more than just friendship for her… 
PLAYER: But I don't know if that means more to me than what we have.
OR
PLAYER: And I feel the same way about her.
PLAYER: I'm sorry, I know it's sudden… 
CHOICE: Someone who's been here a while
CHOICE: I'd rather not say
[PARTNER]: I see... I guess I'll find out at the recoupling.
[PARTNER] shakes their head and gives you a sad smile.
[PARTNER]: It is what it is. Hate the game, not the player, or something… If you don't mind, I need to be alone for a little while now.
You nod and walk out to the firepit by yourself.
PLAYER: But yeah, I've been doubting myself… 
[PARTNER]: Can I ask what made you doubt, if that's OK?
PLAYER (thinking): [PARTNER]’s asking what made me doubt…
CHOICE: There's someone else I like
CHOICE: There's someone else I like
[PARTNER]: Oh… 
[PARTNER] looks at you, their brow furrowed.
[PARTNER]: Can I ask who?
skip back to: “who have you fallen for?” 
CHOICE: I think I'm getting cold feet
[PARTNER]: I see… I know it's not easy in here. There are so many distractions, and so much pressure…
PLAYER: Yeah, it really makes me wonder about things.
CHOICE: I can't answer that right now
[PARTNER]: I see. Well, all I can say is that I care about you, and I want to be with you. What you make of that is your decision.
PLAYER: I understand.
You walk out to the firepit, side by side but an arm's length apart.
All the Islanders are gathered around the firepit, and everyone's tense. Dylan sits at the very end of the bench, a little way from everyone else, his usual smug smile on his face, but it doesn't have the same confidence.
if PLAYER and [PARTNER] broke up: [PARTNER]'s chatting with Tiffany and doesn't spare you a glance.
if PLAYER said they want to be with [PARTNER]: [PARTNER] holds you close, an arm around your waist.
OR
[PARTNER]’s right next to you, their face preoccupied.
OR
[PARTNER]'s a little distance from you, their head bent low, lost in thought.
Youcef throws you a quick, intense look, then focuses on the flames. Angie's biting her fingernails.
PLAYER (thinking): This is the ultimate moment of truth…
Your phone buzzes.
"Islanders, a few days ago, the public voted for their villa favourites. Today, the most popular girl will get to pick first at the re-coupling! {0} {1}"
A whisper of anxiety goes around the Islanders.
"Y/N, make your decision."
[PARTNER]: A few days ago, huh…
if PLAYER and [PARTNER] broke up
[PARTNER]'s face is deeply sad.
PLAYER (thinking): This isn't the time to think about all that. I need to make a decision.
else
PLAYER (thinking, excited): Most popular girl? Nice!
PLAYER (thinking): Alright then. Time to make a decision. Who do I want to couple up with?
CHOICE: [PARTNER]
PLAYER: We've gone through a lot together, and you could say we've had our trials. But at the end of the day, it only made us stronger.
[PARTNER] beams at you.
OR
[PARTNER] looks surprised for a beat, then they beam in pure joy.
CHOICE: Oliver
PLAYER: I met this boy very recently, but we really hit it off. I don't know where it will lead yet, but I know we had an instant connection.
Oliver looks at you, a hopeful expression on his face.
PLAYER: That's pretty rare, and I feel like we owe it to ourselves to explore it.
CHOICE: Youcef
PLAYER: This boy and I have known each other for a while. He's amazing, and I never in a million years would have thought he's into me! But recently, some things happened that made me realise we have a shot.
Youcef looks at you, and you meet his eyes. They light up.
CHOICE: Angie
PLAYER: This girl and I have known each other for a while. She's amazing, and I never in a million years would have thought she's into me! But recently, some things happened that made me realise we have a shot.
Angie looks at you, and you meet her eyes. They light up.
CHOICE: Najuma (if never been coupled with her)
PLAYER: This girl and I have some history in the Villa. We've shared lots of great moments, and we've built amazing memories. Now that we're nearing the end of the adventure, I really feel like we should give things a proper go.
You look Najuma right in the eye. Her brows shoot up, but a second later, a warm smile spreads on her face. You ignore the surprised gasp coming from [?]'s side.
PLAYER (thinking): I'm just playing the game. Someone was always going to stay single… 
CHOICE: Bruno
CHOICE: James
CHOICE: Tom
PLAYER: This boy and I have some history in the Villa. We've shared lots of great moments, and we've built amazing memories. Now that we're nearing the end of the adventure, I really feel like we should give things a proper go.
You look [?] right in the eye. [?]  brows shoot up, but a second later, a warm smile spreads on [?] face. You ignore the surprised gasp coming from [?]'s side.
PLAYER (thinking): I'm just playing the game. Someone was always going to stay single… 
PLAYER: The person I'm picking…
CHOICE: ... has the kindest heart
PLAYER: Just being around them makes me feel warm and happy!
CHOICE: ... is absolutely gorgeous
PLAYER: I can't get enough of looking at them.
CHOICE: ... is so smart and fun
PLAYER: Every conversation with them is a joy!
PLAYER: And that's why tonight I want to couple up with [?].
As you finish speaking, [?] jumps up from the bench and lifts you up in the air. [?] gives you a short twirl before putting you back down.
[?] shoots you a smile so bright it makes the firepit look dim in comparison.
[?] stands up, gently takes your hand, and whispers into your ear.
if PLAYER was confused but ended up picking [PREV. PARTNER]
[PARTNER]: I'm so happy! You really scared me earlier, but I'm so glad you picked me in the end.
PLAYER: You just mean too much to me. I couldn't let you go.
if coupled with YOUCEF
YOUCEF: I can't believe you took a shot on me. Ma chérie. I'm going to make you so happy.
PLAYER (flirty): Confident much?
YOUCEF: I keep my promises, that's all!
if coupled with ANGIE
ANGIE: I never actually thought you would… 
Her voice breaks a little.
ANGIE: Thank you, Y/N. Nothing's ever felt this right before.
if coupled with OLIVER
OLIVER: I'm so glad it wasn't just me. I've never connected to anyone that fast, it was almost scary… 
PLAYER: We have all the time in the world now.
OLIVER: We do, and I can't wait.
You beam at each other as you sit back down together.
if you chose someone different + didn’t tell [PREVIOUS PARTNER]
[OLD PARTNER]: I don't get it... You could have told me earlier.
[OLD PARTNER] gives you a wounded look then firmly looks away.
OR
[OLD PARTNER] gives you one last sad look then firmly looks away.
[NEW PARTNER] snakes an arm around your waist and holds you close.
PLAYER (thinking): [NEW PARTNER]'s hugging me…
CHOICE: Put your head on [?] shoulder
You lean into the hug and nuzzle into [?]'s neck.
[?]: You're so cute… 
PLAYER: No, you are.
You hear them chuckle into your hair.
CHOICE: Keep a bit of distance
You sit upright and don't lean into the hug. [?] gets the message and relaxes their embrace.
CHOICE: Give them a peck on the lips
You turn to face [?] and press your lips to theirs for a second. As you pull away, [?] gives you a surprised and happy look.
[?]: You're so cheeky! I love it.
PLAYER (flirty): Just a teaser for later.
Thabi's phone buzzes.
THABI: Oh! I'm up next!
ANGIE: My girl Thabi right up there with the popular crowd!
Thabi blushes but flashes Angie a happy smile.
if PLAYER chose JAMES after breaking up w/ [PREV. PARTNER]
THABI: I'll admit that I'm not too sure who to pick right now. I thought I had my heart set on someone, but it didn't work out that way.
She carefully avoids looking at you and James.
THABI: But there's someone else in the Villa that I've been getting along with. At first, I wasn't too sure we had things in common, to be honest. But the more time I spend with him, the more I realise how kind, genuine, and interesting he is. That's why tonight I'm going to recouple with [TOM].
Tom's eyes go wide, like he can't believe his luck. Tom scooches over so Thabi can sit next to him. They smile at each other.
if PLAYER broke up with JAMES
THABI: Right, so... to be honest, I didn't think I'd get a chance to couple up with this guy. We have so much in common, and he's just an amazing person all around. But I thought he was set in a different couple.
She throws you a quick look.
THABI: But now that he's available, I feel like I'd be a fool not to give it a shot with him. That's why tonight I'm picking [JAMES].
James' eyes go wide, but then a genuine smile appears on his face.
JAMES: Bring it in!
[?] and Thabi hug then sit back down together.
else
THABI: We've been together with this guy for a little while now. He's bright, he's kind, and I feel like we're helping each other grow and become better people. Every moment with him is a joy, and I want to experience many more!
[?] sends Thabi a bright smile and a little air kiss.
OR
[?] beams at Thabi.
Their eyes meet, and the look they exchange is warm and full of affection.
THABI: That's why tonight I'm choosing to couple up with [?]!
She sits back down next to [?], and their hands entwine.
PLAYER (thinking): Thabi picked [?]...
CHOICE: I'm going to miss him
if PLAYER did bits with DYLAN
PLAYER (thinking, sad): Guess I should have thought about that before I slept with Dylan… 
PLAYER (thinking): But I've made my choice.
You press closer to [NEW PARTNER].
CHOICE: No surprise here
CHOICE: They make a great couple
PLAYER (thinking): They're amazing together. Serious contenders for the win, as well… 
CHOICE: [PARTNER]  and I are better
PLAYER (thinking): We're definitely the best match in here.
You press closer to [PARTNER].
if PLAYER didn’t couple up with NAJUMA
Najuma's phone goes off next.
NAJUMA: Woohoo, public bronze medal in da house!
Najuma does a small dance step as she stands up. 
if PLAYER didn’t choose YOUCEF
Youcef wolf-whistles her, and she beams at him.
NAJUMA: You could say this guy and I have had a... fiery relationship. We've made love and we've made war, and it's all been intense, and for a while there, I thought it wouldn't work out. But life's too short to get hung up on details! I wanna see where it all goes. I'm picking Youcef!
YOUCEF: You know it, bébé!
There's a shadow of wistfulness in Youcef's eyes as they quickly run over you, but it's gone when he hugs Najuma to him. They trade a short but intense kiss.
if coupled with YOUCEF
NAJUMA: I've had my share of connections in the Villa, but none of them has really stuck. I guess you don't find love, love finds you. Clearly, I need to update the address it's got on file for me!
That draws a few laughs out of the Islanders.
NAJUMA: Be that as it may, you're all fab people, so I'll be having a great time, whoever I end up with!
if coupled with YOUCEF
NAJUMA: But it's hard to beat the appeal of a new guy! Especially when he's that lovely.
Oliver blinks, then a delighted expression spreads on his face.
NAJUMA: So I'm gonna pick Oliver.
They both beam as they settle next to each other.
if THABI is with JAMES
NAJUMA: I'm just gonna go with my gut and pick Tom.
TOM: Wow!
Tom looks like he can't believe his luck as they hug it out.
if THABI is with TOM
NAJUMA: I'm just gonna go with my gut and pick James.
JAMES: Alright, buddy! Bring it in!
They laugh and hug it out.
PLAYER (thinking): Najuma and [?]...
CHOICE: ... are great together
PLAYER (thinking): They make a lovely couple. I'm rooting for them!
if NAJUMA + YOUCEF are coupled
PLAYER (thinking): These two together go boom!
You chuckle to yourself.
PLAYER (thinking): I'm kind of jealous of what they have... So intense!
You shake it off as you press closer to [NEW PARTNER].
CHOICE: ... make me a little sad
PLAYER (thinking): I guess I'm going to miss him… 
You shake it off as you press closer to [NEW PARTNER].
PLAYER (thinking): Maybe I should have picked Youcef after all…
CHOICE: ... are just friends
CHOICE: ... won't last
PLAYER (thinking): This isn't a love relationship, that's for sure.
if on YOUCEF’s route but didn’t pick him
PLAYER (thinking): Especially after Youcef confessed to me.
if PLAYER didn’t couple up with ANGIE
The next moment, Angie stands up.
ANGIE: I can't believe I'm not last, for once! I can finally go to town and have my pick. Brace yourself, boys!
She gives you a lopsided smile.
ANGIE: There's someone else here I might have gone for, but that wasn't meant to be, so… Let me look you all in the eye and see what gives.
She looks at all the available boys in turn, except Dylan.
if PLAYER/NAJUMA coupled with OLIVER
Finally, she stops on [TOM]. They trade a wide grin.
ANGIE: You know what? I could do worse. You're not a bad guy, [TOM]. Let's see how much fun we can have. I'm picking [TOM], in case that wasn't clear.
[TOM] stands up and gives Angie a warm hug.
else
Oliver is the last one whose eye she meets. The moment between them lingers. And lingers.
BRUNO: Hey, get a room, you two!
ANGIE: Erm. Right. I'm picking Oliver!
Oliver gives her a wide, slightly shy smile, and pats the bench next to him. She happily joins him.
PLAYER (thinking): So, Angie and [?], huh?
CHOICE: Good for her!
PLAYER (thinking): Hopefully, she finally found someone she can be happy with… 
Right then, the next phone buzzes.
CHOICE: Anything to not be single
PLAYER (thinking): I get it, rather be in a friendship couple than on your own.
Right then, the next phone buzzes.
if ANGIE chose [PREVIOUS PARTNER]
CHOICE: I'll miss [?]
CHOICE: I should have picked Angie
CHOICE: I should have picked [?]
But already the next phone buzzes.
Cora stands up and enthusiastically waves her phone in the air.
CORA: My turn!
if BRUNO is single + was PLAYER’s previous partner
CORA: I didn't expect that this guy would be single, come the recoupling. But he is, and I've liked him for a while now, not gonna lie.
She looks at Bruno. He gives Cora a tight little smile back.
PLAYER (thinking): Bruno looks sad… 
But he's carefully avoiding looking at you while Cora carries on.
CORA: He's warm, he's funny, and being around him makes me feel amazing. I can't wait to spend more time with him!
Bruno makes room for Cora on the bench but doesn't move to hug her.
if PLAYER chose BRUNO
CORA: This hasn't turned out how I expected, to be honest. I thought I was set, but I should have known better. This is the Villa, after all! And at the end of the day, it's OK. This also gives me a chance to get to know someone else.
if
She smiles as she looks at [?].
CORA: Honestly, I'm starting to like this guy. I can't say I would have bet on that happening, but he's grown on me/ He's much sweeter than I thought, and I swear with some good guidance, I can make a progressive out of him yet!
if 
She gives [?] an appraising look.
CORA: This guy is as sweet and bright as they make them, and if nothing else, I know we'll have a great time.
CORA: I'm picking [?]!
[?] gives her an awkward but sweet smile as they sit next to each other.
if not previously coupled with BRUNO
CORA: There'll be no surprise from me! You all know I get along with this guy. He's warm, he's funny, and being around him makes me feel amazing. I can't wait to spend more time with him!
Bruno enthusiastically hugs Cora as she plops down on his knees.
PLAYER (thinking): Cora and [?] are…
CHOICE: .... a good couple
PLAYER (thinking): I wish them all the best.
CHOICE: ... a weird fit
CHOICE: ... all wrong
PLAYER (thinking): They're not well matched. I don't think they'll last long.
if previously coupled with CORA’s partner
PLAYER (thinking): I was a much better match for Bruno... 
A short silence settles over the firepit. Of the girls, only Valentina and Tiffany are left, and they're looking nervously at each other.
TIFFANY: Let's stand together, OK?
VALENTINA: Yeah, let's do it.
They stand next to each other, arms around each other's waist. The next moment, Tiffany's phone goes off. Valentina blanches. 
if PLAYER didn’t couple up with a girl
There are two boys left, and Dylan's one of them.
TIFFANY: Sorry, Valentina. You know I don't have a choice here.
VALENTINA: Don't worry about it.
She bites on her bottom lip, then her gaze hardens.
TIFFANY: Well. The crowd has thinned somewhat. 
if WILL was chosen
TIFFANY: Only two boys left, in fact, and one of them's a snake.
Dylan chuckles, but Tiffany ignores him.
TIFFANY: While the other one's a decent guy with a kind heart. So I guess my work's cut out here. Come give me a hug, [?].
[?] looks a little confused but grateful. [?] gets up and gives her a warm hug. Tiffany kisses Valentina's cheek.
TIFFANY: Good luck, girl.
She goes to sit down, [?] in tow.
else
TIFFANY: But I'm lucky, because the guy I wanted to couple up with all along is still available! He's creative, he's interesting, and he's hot like a thousand suns. Whether it lasts or doesn't... I know I'm in for a fun ride. I'm going to pick Will!
[?] happily mimes tipping his hat to her.
Tiffany gives Valentina a wink before joining [?].
Tiffany kisses Valentina's cheek.
TIFFANY: Good luck, girl.
She walks away to sit down next to [?].
PLAYER (thinking): Tiffany's coupled up with [?]...
CHOICE: That's a good match
PLAYER (thinking): They look kinda cute together… 
CHOICE: It should have been me
PLAYER (thinking): I really should have thought twice before sleeping with Dylan… 
PLAYER (thinking): What a mess… 
CHOICE: She didn't have much choice
PLAYER (thinking): There weren't that many boys left… 
CHOICE: Dylan's getting dumped
PLAYER (thinking): There's no way Valentina's picking him… 
if two boys were left
CHOICE: Poor Valentina
PLAYER (thinking): She's got to pick Dylan now… 
Valentina's standing all alone next to the firepit.
skip to diff scenarios: if only DYLAN is left
else
if three boys are left
Youcef, Dylan, and [?] are the three boys left. They're all looking at her hopefully, except Dylan, who's sending tense smiles to the trees.
VALENTINA: Well. To be honest, before the recoupling, I got really worried about how things might work out. But in the end, it could have gone much worse.
She takes a deep breath and looks at Youcef.
VALENTINA: Youcef, you're a good guy. Honestly, you have a lot going for you.
She hesitates, and Youcef gives her an encouraging smile.
YOUCEF: But we don't really have chemistry.
VALENTINA: Yeah, that's right.
[?] releases the breath he's been holding.
VALENTINA: Plus I know you a little now, and I'm not worried. The second you walk out of the Villa, you'll bask in your increased fame.
YOUCEF: That's not wrong. I'm looking forward to it, actually!
VALENTINA: Yeah, I guessed as much. For all those reasons, I'm sorry but I won't pick you tonight.
Youcef nods with a smile.
VALENTINA: So really, there's only one choice for me. [?], we're a couple!
[?]: Nice! Thank you, Valentina!
They high-five as Valentina sits down next to him.
PLAYER (thinking): Youcef and Dylan are getting dumped from the Villa…
CHOICE: I'll miss Youcef a lot
PLAYER (thinking): He was an important part of the Villa… 
CHOICE: I don't really care
PLAYER (thinking): I've got everything I want right where I want it.
CHOICE: I should have picked Youcef
You catch Youcef's eye. His smile is sad, but when he sees you're looking at him, he gives you a wink.
PLAYER (thinking): Right. No use having regrets right now… 
CHOICE: I wish Youcef and I had cracked on
You try to catch Youcef's eye, but he doesn't look your way.
Bruno stands up and walks to Youcef.
BRUNO: I'm gonna miss you, mate. It's gonna be so weird in here without you.
They trade a warm hug.
YOUCEF: You're a good man, Bruno. And you're my friend now. As are all of you, by the way. When this is over, we'll get an AirHostel in Paris together, and I'll show you around my city!
THABI: Oh yay! I'd love to have someone guide me, for once.
YOUCEF: Anytime!
Everyone stands up and crowds around Youcef. Everyone, except Dylan.
BRUNO: Where's Dylan, by the way?
CORA: Who cares?
You look towards the Villa, just in time to see a silhouette disappear through its door.
YOUCEF: Alright, I guess I should go and pack up.
OLIVER: We'll come with you.
NAJUMA: Definitely coming with you!
YOUCEF: Thank you, guys.
He looks sincerely moved as you make your way to the bedroom all together.
if PLAYER didn’t couple up with a girl = one boy left
Dylan looks at her, a triumphant grin on his face.
DYLAN: Well, Princess, get ready to hop onto the Dylan ride!
VALENTINA (angry): In your dreams.
She takes a deep breath.
VALENTINA: The text said that whoever's single gets dumped from the Villa, right?
DYLAN (surprised): No one's single. We're all coupled up.
VALENTINA: No, you're not. I'm not picking you.
There's a silence while Valentina's announcement sinks in. Dylan stares at her, mouth gaping, before recovering.
DYLAN: What do you mean, you're not picking me? There's no one else left to pick!
VALENTINA: I know. And that's why I've decided to walk.
YOUCEF: Wow.
VALENTINA: I'm staying single, which means I'll be leaving the Villa tonight. And so will you.
She looks Dylan right in the eye, and something resembling genuine joy twinkles on her face.
PLAYER (thinking): Valentina's just decided to walk!
CHOICE: You're so brave, Valentina
PLAYER: I really admire you.
You stand up and give her a hug.
CHOICE: Good riddance, Dylan
PLAYER: You won't be missed.
Dylan sends you a cold glance.
CHOICE: I'm glad I have you, [PARTNER]
[PARTNER]: Right back at you.
You trade a tender glance.
Meanwhile, Dylan stands up, huffing and puffing.
DYLAN: You think you're all so high and mighty, but you don't even deserve to breathe the same air as me! Good riddance to all of you.
He stomps away from the firepit and disappears into the Villa.
THABI: Oh, girl!
Thabi jumps up and runs to Valentina, wiping away her tears. Soon everyone's standing next to the firepit in a big heap of a hug. Valentina sniffles.
VALENTINA: Right, I need to go to pack up. Who's with me?
NAJUMA: Me!
TOM: And me!
THABI: And all of us! Let's go!
Everyone makes a beeline for the bedroom. All the Islanders pile up on the two beds neighbouring [?]'s. [?] neatly packs [?] clothes into [?].
THABI: It's going to be so weird in here without you… 
JAMES: Yeah. It kinda feels like you've been here from the start, even if you came in a little later.
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: Thanks, guys. I really appreciate it.
PLAYER (thinking): [?] is about to exit the Villa…
CHOICE: I wish you didn't have to go
YOUCEF/VALENTNA: Yeah... You and me both. But it's alright! Every good thing comes to an end.
PLAYER: I guess… 
CHOICE: I'm glad I'm staying a bit longer
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: You should! And you really should enjoy it. You're the public's darling, too, so you've got a chance to go all the way.
PLAYER: I'll hang in here!
if VALENTINA is leaving
CHOICE: I really admire the choice you made
VALENTINA: Thank you. The way I see it, I don't think I had a proper choice. But that makes it easier to go. At least I'm going on my terms.
PLAYER: That makes sense.
if YOUCEF is leaving
CHOICE: How will we go on without the French touch?
YOUCEF: Ah, il va bien falloir survivre ! (Aw, you’ll have to survive!)
YOUCEF: Mais toi aussi, tu vas me manquer. (But I will miss you too)
PLAYER: T'es adorable. Oui, oui, bon Paris! (you are adorable, yes, yes good Paris)
YOUCEF laughs out loud.
THABI: We're gonna miss you too, [?]!
Islanders trade sad glances.
NAJUMA: Maybe we can help you pack or something?
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: Thank you, Naj! I guess I'm pretty much done.
 Only need to pick up stuff from the dressing room.
if VALENTINA is leaving: PLAYER (thinking): I could go in the dressing room with her and help her finish packing…  I'm sure she'd like the company. And I could say proper goodbyes… 
if YOUCEF is leaving: PLAYER (thinking): he's going to pick up his stuff from the dressing room… 
PREMIUM CHOICE: I'll go with you!
CHOICE:  Good luck
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: Thank you… This really feels like the end of an era.
[?] makes for the dressing room but then hesitates.
PLAYER (thinking): [?] looks kinda sad and lonely… 
OR
PLAYER (thinking): [?] might use some support to finish packing…
PREMIUM CHOICE: I'll give you a hand
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: Thank you, Y/N! That's really nice of you.
You walk into the silent dressing room.
if YOUCEF is leaving
PLAYER: It's fun to be in the boys' dressing room, for once!
YOUCEF: As you can see, it's fairly similar to the girls' one. Just as big of a mess.
else
It still bears the traces of the earlier prep session. Accessories and make-up tools lay discarded everywhere.
VALENTINA: I'm going to miss this whole mess.
she winks at you. She walks up to her shelf and throws moisturisers into a make-up bag.
PLAYER (thinking): This brings back so many prepping memories…
PLAYER: Do you remember…
CHOICE: ... when you first came in?
YOUCEF: When we all met in the hot tub? How could I ever forget!
OR
VALENTINA: Oh my goodness, everyone just thought I was here to steal their man. And I guess in a way I was… 
CHOICE: ... when Tom had his makeover?
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: Of course I do... Talk about character growth. He really is a great guy. He just needed a little push to start finding himself.
PLAYER: Truth.
CHOICE: ... the monarch party?
if PLAYER was the monarch
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: How could I forget? Y/N the Terrible.
PLAYER: Hey, I wasn't that bad!
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: Of course you'd say that. You weren't the one being ruled over!
if VALENTINA is leaving + if WILL/VALENTINA were the monarchs
VALENTINA: Oh my goodness! I behaved like a proper little tyrant, didn't I?
PLAYER: You said it, not I!
if YOUCEF is leaving + if WILL/VALENTINA were the monarchs
YOUCEF: How could I forget? I thought Valentina might have our heads!
PLAYER: She really got into it, didn't she?"
You share a chuckle, but [?]'s is a little hoarse.
PLAYER: You OK?
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: It's... This is all very nostalgic. I'm trying not to feel choked up, but honestly, I'm failing a little.
PLAYER: Yeah… 
if YOUCEF is leaving
YOUCEF: Do you think you'll miss me, Y/N?
PLAYER (thinking): Am I going to miss Youcef?
CHOICE: Don't flatter yourself
YOUCEF: Aw. And I thought we were friends.
PLAYER: I didn't mean…
Youcef cuts you off with a chuckle.
YOUCEF: I'm... How do you people say? Je plaisante. I'm just pulling your leg.
He gently pokes your shoulder.
CHOICE: Of course I'll miss you
PLAYER: We're friends now, right?
YOUCEF (happy): We absolutely are. It's an honour to be your friend, Y/N.
CHOICE: Will you miss me?
YOUCEF: Of course I'll miss you. We're friends now, and I care about my friends.
He gently pokes your shoulder.
YOUCEF: Don't be a stranger when this whole adventure is over.
PLAYER: It's a promise.
You smile at each other, but then laughter comes from the bedroom, and {0} looks away.
YOUCEF: Right. I just need to find my hairbrush… 
Soon the hairbrush is packed and you both walk out of the dressing room to meet the other Islanders.
if YOUCEF is leaving + on his route
He gives you a smile, and there's something sultry in there that makes your heart skip a beat.
YOUCEF: Y/N... I have a question.
PLAYER: Go on?
YOUCEF: Do you maybe... wish you'd picked me, after all?
PLAYER (thinking): Do I regret not picking Youcef?
CHOICE: I should have picked you
PLAYER: It was just so sudden, and... I don't even know what happened. I didn't have time to think.
YOUCEF: Y/N... It's my fault. I spoke up way too late.
Youcef gently takes your hand and brings it to his lips.
YOUCEF: But our connection doesn't have to end here. Now that I know I like you, I'm not going to just change my mind, OK?
Youcef's smile is warm as his eyes lock on yours. Time slows down. Then you hear laughter come from the bedroom, and the moment breaks.
CHOICE: It wasn't the right time
PLAYER: Maybe if you'd spoken up earlier…
YOUCEF: You're right. It was pretty bad timing on my part.
Youcef gently takes your hand.
YOUCEF: But our connection doesn't have to end here. Now that I know I like you, I'm not going to just change my mind, OK?
Youcef's smile is warm as his eyes lock on yours. Time slows down. Then you hear laughter come from the bedroom, and the moment breaks.
CHOICE: For me, we're just friends
He smiles and nods.
YOUCEF: I understand. It's an honour to be your friend, Y/N. Don't be a stranger when this is whole adventure is over.
PLAYER: It's a promise.
You smile at each other, but then laughter comes from the bedroom, and he looks away.
YOUCEF: Right. I just need to find my hairbrush… 
Soon the hairbrush is packed, and you both walk out of the dressing room to meet the other Islanders.
if VALENTINA is leaving
Valentina gives you a mischievous glance.
VALENTINA: Going to miss me when I'm gone?
PLAYER (thinking): Valentina is asking if I'm going to miss her...
CHOICE: Maybe, I'm not really sure
VALENTINA: I see… Well, I like you, Y/N. Hopefully, when we walk out of here, we can spend some time together in less stressful circumstances. I hope you'll warm up to me then.
Valentina gives you a bright smile. Before you can answer, laughter comes from the bedroom, and she looks away.
CHOICE: You've become a friend now
Valentina gives you a broad grin.
VALENTINA: I'm really pleased to hear that. It's an honour to be your friend, Y/N. Don't be a stranger when this whole adventure is over.
PLAYER: It's a promise.
You smile at each other, but then laughter comes from the bedroom, and {0} looks away.
CHOICE: I wish we'd been more than friends
That makes Valentina pause.
VALENTINA: You do? You never brought it up before…
PLAYER: There never really was a chance.
VALENTINA: Well that's a pity.
Valentina draws a little closer to you.
VALENTINA: You're a really attractive girl.
Valentina's smile is warm as her eyes lock on yours. Time slows down. Then you hear laughter come from the bedroom, and the moment breaks.
VALENTINA: Right. I just need to find my hairbrush… 
Soon the hairbrush is packed and you both walk out of the dressing room to meet the other Islanders.
CHOICE: We'll wait for you here
YOUCEF/VALENTINA disappears into the dressing room.
[?]: This is so weird. I know I wasn't really at risk of being dumped, but it felt really close this time… 
CORA: Yeah, it's getting close for all of us, I think. I'm still not used to other people leaving, and pretty soon it's gonna be my turn.
JAMES: I don't think you ever get used to that stuff.
Tiffany hugs one knee to her chest.
TIFFANY: You know what, even for me, this is... something. I didn't expect I'd get attached to people so quickly. But life passes at ten times the usual speed in here.
OLIVER: It really does. I feel like I've been here a month.
BRUNO: That's because you're so disgustingly handsome, you even give time a hard-on.
He's met with blank stares.
BRUNO: So it grows longer. Get it?
Thabi elbows him in the arm.
THABI: You goof.
The other Islanders all share a chuckle. Soon Youcef/Valentina comes back from the dressing room and everyone follows them outside.
if on ANGIE’s route + didn’t choose her
When you walk out of the Villa, Angie falls in step with you and pulls you aside. She fidgets with her bracelets as she speaks up.
ANGIE: I just wanted to say... I don't want things to be awkward between us. I'm really sorry I laid my feelings on you at the last minute.
PLAYER (thinking): Angie's apologising for confessing a couple of days ago…
CHOICE: You were just being honest
PLAYER: There's nothing wrong with that. I would never hold it against you.
ANGIE: Thank you, Y/N. That means a lot. It's just… 
CHOICE: I'm sorry I didn't pick you
PLAYER: I've just been under a lot of pressure... I should have been more straightforward about everything.
ANGIE: No, that's fine, I totally get that. It's just… 
CHOICE: Our friendship matters most
She visibly brightens.
ANGIE: Right? I think so too! 
ANGIE: The last thing I want is to lose you as a friend.
PLAYER: That's never gonna happen, Anj. You're my bestie, remember?
ANGIE: And you're mine.
She gives you a wide, reassured grin.
Everyone files out of the Villa and makes a circle to watch as [?] walks out.
OLIVER: Dylan's definitely gone, it seems.
ANGIE: He's probably sulking in the car. He knew he wouldn't get a teary goodbye.
[?]: Understatement of the month.
[?]  rolls their suitcase out of the door and stops to look at everyone.
YOUCEF/VALENTINA: Well, I guess that's that!
if YOUCEF is leaving
Youcef gives Oliver a wide grin.
YOUCEF: This is my fault for letting such a handsome guy into the Villa.
NAJUMA: Foiled by your big heart, again.
YOUCEF (happy): What can I say, you got me pegged.
YOUCEF: This was a bit shorter than I'd have liked, but I regret nothing! I stayed true to myself in the end, and I'm glad for that.
The Islanders give each other a quick look, and that's all it takes.
if YOUCEF is leaving JAMES: Give it up for our man Youcef! Hip hip...!
if VALENTINA is leaving JAMES: Give it up for our gal Valentina! Hip hip...!
OLIVER: Hooray!
BRUNO: Hip hip...!
PLAYER (thinking): What comes after hip hip...?
CHOICE: Hooray!
CHOICE: Woohoo!
CHOICE: [NAME]!
All voices blend together, and as [VALENTINA/YOUCEF] lifts their hand to wave goodbye, they chases something off their cheek.
[VALENTINA/YOUCEF]: I love you, you nerds. Take care of yourselves!
ANGIE: You take care of yourself.
With a last laugh, [VALENTINA/YOUCEF] disappears between the trees. [PARTNER]'s arms softly sneak around your waist, their touch light.
[PARTNER]: I'm glad you were next to me for this. It gives me some joy, despite the sadness of it all.
You lean back against [PARTNER] as you both watch the raising moon.
NARRATOR: Tonight, [?] and Dylan left the Villa. Well, [?] did. We saw them go. But now that I think about it, for Dylan, we have no proof. Doesn't that seem odd to you? It definitely seems odd to me. If I were the Islanders, I would check behind the couch. And under the loungers. And on the roof terrace. Who knows where Dylan is? Who knows what plot he's plotting? Who knows when he'll come back? ... No, I'm joking. Or am I? Find out in the next episode of Love Island!
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ep. 40 
NARRATOR: When I was little, I wanted to be a meteorologist. I trained in front of the mirror and everything. And today, finally, the training's paying off. I can confidently announce that there are some dark, rainy clouds forming in the Villa.
[BFF]: Oh god! What happened?
NARRATOR: In fact, it seems the Island is in the eye of the storm… 
[partner]: Dylan's been saying some stuff about your date… 
DYLAN: All I'm saying is, I know what I'm doing.
NARRATOR: And it's left Y/N stranded all alone on her daybed. Will she manage to make the sun shine on her couple?
You blink in the bleak morning light. Your eyelashes are caked with leftover make-up from the night before, and your whole face feels heavy. Next to you, the other half of the bed is cold.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] 
The events of the previous evening come back to you in a rush.
if PLAYER did bits with DYLAN: PLAYER: What have I done… 
else: PLAYER (thinking): I hope [partner] and I can work it out.
[BFF]: Y/N Here you are.
Y/N: [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]!
[BFF] sits next to you and hugs you close, without a word.
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s come to check on me…
CHOICE: Aren't you a sight for sore eyes
You feel a prickling at the back of your eyelids, and [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s hug tightens.
[PLAYER’s BFF]: I'm here... It's gonna be OK.
CHOICE: Where's [partner]?
[BFF]: Getting ready, I think.
OR
[BFF]: I honestly don't know.
CHOICE: I did something foolish!
[BFF]: ... I know.
PLAYER: What do you mean, you know?
[BFF]: We heard you in the kitchen, last night.
PLAYER: What?! Oh no. Oh no no no. This is a nightmare.
[BFF]: Plus Dylan's been bragging about it.
PLAYER: He's been doing what now?
if PLAYER and DYLAN had sex
[BFF]: He's been telling everyone he... you know. He's saying you had a really good time, too.
if PLAYER went to the kitchen with DYLAN but did not have sex
[BFF]: Well, he's not giving too many details. And it didn't last long, so we kinda figured he tried to crack on with you, and it didn't work out.
CHOICE: I'm just worried is all.
[PLAYER’s BFF]: I can imagine.
[BFF]: [partner] mentioned they wanted to have a chat with you as soon as possible.
PLAYER: That's a good idea.
[BFF]: I think so too.
if you went to the kitchen + didn’t tell BFF
[BFF]: And I think I should tell you… We heard you in the kitchen, last night.
PLAYER: What?! Oh no. Oh no no no. This is a nightmare.
[BFF]: Plus Dylan's been bragging about it.
PLAYER: He's been doing what now?
if PLAYER and DYLAN had sex
[BFF]: He's been telling everyone he... you know. He's saying you had a really good time, too.
if PLAYER went to the kitchen with DYLAN but did not have sex
[BFF]: Well, he's not giving too many details. And it didn't last long, so we kinda figured he tried to crack on with you, and it didn't work out.
[BFF]: ... I'm sorry. How do you feel about all that?
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s asking me how I feel…
CHOICE: I can't believe Dylan!
[BFF]: Yeah, he's terrible.
CHOICE: What's the absolute opposite of OK?
[BFF]: I'm so, so sorry… 
CHOICE: I need to talk to [partner]
[BFF]: You do, yeah.
if PLAYER didn’t do anything / only cracked on
[BFF]: Dylan's been sulking, though. Like, I think he's figuring out that his little game isn't paying off.
PLAYER: His little game… 
[BFF]: It's pretty clear at this stage he wanted to stir drama all along.
PLAYER: He kinda succeeded.
[BFF]: Yeah, but it's nothing that can't be mended. What happened between you and him, anyway?
if PLAYER did bits with DYLAN
[BFF]: And again, I'm sorry you found yourself in this mess. I'm not saying what you did last night was OK. But I've got a hunch Dylan knew exactly what buttons to push to get you there. Do you want to tell me what happened between you two? Maybe I can help somehow… 
PLAYER (thinking): Tell [ANGIE/CORA/THABI] about…
CHOICE: ... your date
PLAYER: When we went on the date, he was acting super protective. Like, over the top protective.
[BFF]: How did that make you feel?
PLAYER (thinking): How did Dylan's overprotectiveness make me feel?
CHOICE: Like I was weak somehow
CHOICE: Like he wasn't being genuine
CHOICE: Honestly, pretty comfy
[BFF]: I see. And then, what happened?
PLAYER: Then he complimented me a lot, but there was always something a bit off, a bit backhanded. We talked about my job and he made it sound like I needed rescuing from it… 
[BFF]: Basically, he was negging you.
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI] says Dylan was negging me…
CHOICE: Yeah, and he wasn't subtle
[BFF]: It's a good thing you noticed. Sometimes they're smart about it, and they can really knock someone's confidence down.
CHOICE: I can see that now
[BFF]: It's good that you see it for what it is. Sometimes they're smart about it, and they can really knock someone's confidence down.
CHOICE: What's negging?
[BFF]: It's a 'pick-up artist' thing. Men who think they found an easy way to crack the flirting code. Some of them give common sense advice, but others take it really far into manipulation territory. Instead of, you know, trying to interact with people as people, honestly getting to know them, and so on. So they basically use psychology tricks to sleep with someone, and negging is one of those. They try to knock people's confidence to make themselves look more attractive. Sadly, it works sometimes, and it can be really damaging… 
PLAYER: That's awful.
[BFF]: Yeah, and more importantly, it's not your fault. I hope you understand that.
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] hugs you close and gives you a gentle peck on your forehead.
PLAYER: And then he told me all that stuff about Valentina.
[BFF]: He was trying to get into your head. He really is a manipulative jerk.
if PLAYER kissed DYLAN
PLAYER: Plus there was the kiss, of course…
[BFF]: Yeah... He was giving himself more ammunition to make drama.
[BFF]: But it's gonna be OK. Now we all know what's what.
CHOICE: ... last night
PLAYER: Last night, Dylan came up to me in the middle of the night. He was acting all supportive.
[BFF]: Right?
if PLAYER went to sleep
PLAYER: Maybe that's what he wanted, but I mostly ignored him.
[PLAYER’s BFF]: That's the right thing to do with this kind of people. Don't give them anything.
if PLAYER went to the kitchen
PLAYER: Well... we went to the kitchen for a glass of water. And then he made a move on me, out of nowhere! 
did bits: And it went from there. 
else: Nothing serious but it still doesn't feel right.
[BFF]: Urgh no Dylan, not the right time!
CHOICE: ... nothing, move on
if PLAYER kissed HAZEEM
[BFF]: Do you know Dylan's the one who spread the Hazeem kiss rumour, after all?
[BFF]: He told Tiffany about it 'in confidence'... just when Bruno was within earshot. And then Bruno went and blurted it out at [partner]. He didn't think it'd be a big deal.
OR
[PLAYER’s BFF]: He told Tiffany about it 'in confidence'... just when Will was within earshot. And then Will went and blurted it out at [partner]. He didn't think it'd be a big deal.
PLAYER: Eurgh… 
[BFF]: Well, there is only one thing to do really.
PLAYER: I feel like I need to talk about my next move.
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] nods.
[BFF]: War council it is. I think the next stage is for you to clear the air with [partner].
if PLAYER and DYLAN did bits
[BFF]: I don't know if you can salvage your relationship after what happened, but you both deserve an honest chat about it.
PLAYER: Yeah… 
else
[BFF]: Sounds like you didn't do anything final. And Dylan should have known better. But it's best to be open and honest with [pzrtner].
PLAYER: You're right, thank you [ANGIE/CORA/THABI].
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] looks over your shoulder. When you turn around, you find [partner] standing there.
[partner]: I think we should talk…
PLAYER: We should.
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] squeezes your hand before letting go.
You stand up and, accompanied by [partner], make your way to the Lovers' Nook. You gingerly sit on opposite ends of the couch. [partner] glances at you out of the corner of their eye, opens their mouth to speak, then stops.
if PLAYER didn’t do anything with DYLAN
PLAYER (thinking): [partner]'s struggling to say something…
CHOICE: Dylan's awful
[partner]: He really is… I feel like a fool for letting him get into my head.
CHOICE: Are you OK?
[partner]: I let Dylan get into my head, like a fool.
CHOICE: What are you thinking?
[partner]: That I let Dylan get into my head, like a fool…
[partner]: I guess I crumbled under the pressure of... everything. But still, I hate fighting, and I hate that we fought yesterday.
[partner] takes a deep breath and looks straight at you, their eyes pleading.
[partner]: I'm truly sorry. I want to make it very clear that I trust you. I know you'd never do anything to hurt me. And I really apologise for walking out on you last night.
if PLAYER cracked on with DYLAN
PLAYER (thinking): {0}'s struggling to say something…
CHOICE: I wish I could take it all back
PLAYER: The whole thing has gotten out of hand, and I never meant it to…
[partner]: Yeah, me neither. Dylan got into both our heads… 
CHOICE: We need to stick together
PLAYER: Dylan's been trying to get into our heads all along, I see that now.
[partner]: Yeah, I know… 
CHOICE: How can we move past this?
PLAYER: I really want to find a way to put it all behind us.
[partner]: Yeah, I'd like that too… 
[partner]: But now I’m really confused. I hate fighting. The way it went yesterday, it’s really not for me.
If PLAYER cracked on with DYLAN
[partner]: And what happened last night… 
PLAYER: It didn't go all the way.
[partner]: I know, but it's still not great.
[partner]: I think we should really talk about what happened. Have a proper heart-to-heart.
PLAYER: Yeah…
[partner]: I'll start. I completely fell for Dylan's tricks and I'm not proud of that.
if PLAYER cracked on: And it's painful for me to think about what happened last night, between you and him.
PLAYER: I… 
[partner]: I'll listen afterwards, promise, but I need to squeeze this out first. I should have trusted you, whatever stories he was spinning. On my side, there's obviously nothing between Valentina and me. She's a nice girl, but that's it. Ever since I saw you here, [PLAYER], you've been the only one for me.
if PLAYER cracked on: And I guess I want to trust that I'm the one for you, but because of last night, it's not easy.
else: And I want to trust that I'm the one for you. Can I do that?
[partner] stops talking and looks at you.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner]'s wondering if [partner]'s the one for me…
CHOICE: Of course, you are!
PLAYER: You're my person. I'm sorry if I ever made you doubt that! I also let Dylan get into my head, and I'm not proud of it either.
if PLAYER kissed DYLAN
PLAYER: I should never have let him kiss me.
if PLAYER cracked on with DYLAN
PLAYER: And I should never have cracked on with him last night. Even if it didn't go all the way! He tried, but I snapped out of it. I'm still very sorry, though.
[partner] releases the breath they’ve been holding.
[partner]: I kinda felt that's what had happened, but I wasn't sure.
CHOICE: I'm sorry about everything
CHOICE: We can rebuild trust
PLAYER: I'm so sorry I hurt you.
[partner]: I'm sorry I hurt you… And I'm really sorry I walked out on you last night.
[partner] scooches a little closer to you.
[partner]: It must have felt pretty lonely… 
PLAYER (thinking): [partner]'s asking if I was lonely last night…
CHOICE: Take their hand
You meet [partner] halfway and take their hand.
PLAYER: You're here now.
[partner]: Yeah, and I'm not going anywhere. It was way too sad to be in that bed without you. If we ever fight in the future, we've got to sort it out before we go to sleep.
PLAYER: Definitely.
CHOICE: Ask if they were lonely too
PLAYER: Were you lonely without me?
[partner]: You know I was. I hated every second of it. I never want to do something like that again. If we ever fight in the future, we've got to sort it out before we go to sleep
PLAYER: Definitely.
CHOICE: Tell them to never do that again
PLAYER: Never, ever pull something like that again. I don't care if we fight. But we need to sort it out before going to sleep.
[partner]: I'll hold myself to that starting today, I promise.
if did bits with DYLAN
if coupled with NAJUMA
[partner]: And it made me think back on things, like when I had an argument with {1}. It kinda feels like you're never on my side.The way you reacted... it's like you don't really get me.You kinda went overboard and like... I appreciate my freedom. And I'm just not sure if you respect that.
PLAYER (thinking, surprised): [partner]’s been sitting on this old argument for days!
If PLAYER was inconsiderate at breakfast
[partner]: And then the other day we were having breakfast and you just completely ignored what I wanted… 
they take a deep breath but doesn't meet your eye.
[partner]: It does make me wonder if we're meant to be together.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] wonders if we're meant to be together…
CHOICE: This is absurd
PLAYER: I had a pretty awful night after we fought, and I was looking forward to talking things through. And now you're saying you want to throw in the towel? And that's all because of like, tiny things from days ago. Which you have completely misinterpreted, by the way.
CHOICE: You're right, we're not
PLAYER: You up and left me alone all night.I felt terrible already, and all you did was make me feel worse. And now you're here, rehashing some imaginary grievances from way back when? And having doubts about us? That's not on.
CHOICE: Please talk to me
PLAYER: You've been mulling stuff over for days, and I feel like it's become this big thing. But it didn't need to be. Of course I'm on your side. You're my partner for a reason! If you'd asked me before, I'd have told you so. I don't know if I get you, but I'm trying. And more importantly, I like you. Otherwise, why would I be with you?
PLAYER: I totally respect your freedom, it's clearly part of who you are. If you'd asked me before, I'd have told you so.
if “this is absurd” or “you’re right, we’re not”
{[partner]: Wow, OK. If that's what you think... then I guess we agree.
[partner] clenches their hands on their knees.
[partner]: I really thought it would be different with you. And now I don't know why I thought that. We had a few nice moments, at least.
If “please talk to me”
[partner] lets out the breath they’ve been holding and finally looks at you.
PLAYER: You should talk to me about this stuff, [partner]. Instead of letting it fester.
[partner]: I guess… I do wanna talk about it. But I just never know where to start. Even now, I'm not sure how to have this chat.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] doesn't know what to say…
CHOICE: You should apologise
PLAYER: You did leave me alone all night, after all. And you made such a big deal out of things… That's not on.
[partner] shrinks a little on the couch.
[partner]: Well, yeah, I am sorry. I guess I should have talked to you before. And I should have heard you out yesterday… 
CHOICE: We should both apologise
PLAYER: I'll start. I'm sorry for not picking up that you were feeling so uncomfortable.
if PLAYER cracked on with DYLAN
PLAYER: I'm also sorry I let Dylan get to me.
if PLAYER kissed DYLAN
PLAYER: I'm really sorry about the kiss.
PLAYER: And I'm really, really sorry for not just pieing him off last night. I know I should have done that. All I can say in my defence is that I was really confused.
[partner] looks at you and nods.
[partner]: Thanks for saying that. And I'm sorry too. I should have spoken to you way before now. And I totally should have heard you out yesterday.
CHOICE: Just speak from the heart
[partner]: That's easier said than done… I've started to realise that my funky way of saying things... might not be the most honest. I mean, it's very me for sure, and sometimes that's fine. But sometimes it keeps me from saying what I mean. And right now... I guess I'm sorry. I can see I should have just talked to you about my worries. And I should have heard you out yesterday.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] says they should have heard me out yesterday… 
CHOICE: At least you're aware of it
[partner]: I... I am, yeah.
CHOICE: Thank you for saying that
CHOICE: Let's do better for each other
[partner] scratches the back of their neck.
[partner]: I'm feeling a bit foolish. Again. I obviously let it all get out of hand.
if coupled with WILL
[partner]: I don't know. I've always had this picture of the perfect couple in my mind. Like my parents. I've never ever seen them fight. So, every time I disagree with someone, it feels like the end of the world… 
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] says their parents never fight…
CHOICE: It's OK to fight
PLAYER: What's important is to make sure it's constructive. And to not let your partner sleep alone on a daybed!
CHOICE: These things take time
PLAYER: Your parents have been together for how long?
[partner]: Almost thirty years… 
PLAYER: There you go. We just need a few years to get there, is all. And maybe to not sleep in separate beds.
CHOICE: We're not them
PLAYER: What works for one couple isn't always what works for another. We'll figure out our own way to be together. Maybe starting with sleeping in the same bed?
[partner]: Aw. You got lonely without me?
PLAYER: Well, yeah… 
if PLAYER made bad dialogue decisions
[partner] is lost in thought for a moment.
[partner]: There's something, though. I'm realising you've made me feel pretty cornered during this chat. Like, I know I'm not perfect, but I don't think it's fair to make me feel this bad. After all, I'm not the one who kinda cracked on with someone else… I won't lie, I'm feeling weird about this.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] says I've them feel cornered…
CHOICE: Honestly, you deserve this
PLAYER: You've been acting like a child.
[partner]: Wow. That's not… That's a pretty condescending thing to say.
PLAYER: [partner]... 
[partner] stands up and shakes their head.
[partner]: You know what? I can't do this. You talk a big talk, but I'm not feeling very respected right now. Or even liked.
PLAYER: Now wait a minute… 
[partner]: Sorry. This isn't working for me.
CHOICE: Don't make this about you
[partner]: But it is about me though. There's two of us in this relationship. It's like you think I don't matter.
PLAYER: [partner]...
[partner] stands up and shakes their head.
[partner]:You know what? I can't do this. You talk a big talk, but I'm not feeling very respected right now. Or even liked.
PLAYER: Now wait a minute… 
[partner]: Sorry. This isn't working for me.
CHOICE: That wasn't my intention
PLAYER: I was just kinda surprised by some things you said. And I guess I had a really miserable night without you…
[partner] pauses and looks at you.
[partner]: {1}... 
[partner] extends their hand to caress your cheek.
[partner]: I had a miserable night without you, too. As lonely as the moon hanging in the empty sky above a mountaintop.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner]'s back to being themself. That's probably a good sign.
[partner]: It's nice to see your smile again. I missed it very, very much.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] and I are breaking up…
CHOICE: How did it come to this?
CHOICE: We've had our time
[partner]: Yeah… 
CHOICE: Wait, let's reconsider
[partner]: There's no point in that.
[partner]: We just don't have the right kind of relationship.The kind of relationship where you understand each other without a word. That's what I want from a partner.
PLAYER: That's a lot to ask.
[partner]: Shouldn't keep me from trying…
[partner] shoots you one last glance.
PLAYER (thinking, surprised): Is [partner] about to cry?
[partner]: Anyway. See you around.
[partner] voice breaks a bit, but [partner] clams up and walks away.
if PLAYER did bits with DYLAN
PLAYER (thinking): [partner]'s struggling to say something…
CHOICE: I'm so, so sorry
PLAYER: I wish I could take it all back… 
[partner] clenches their hands together and avoids looking at you.
[partner]: But you can't, can you?
CHOICE: Is it over between us?
[partner]: I…
[partner] carefully avoids looking at you. A short silence passes.
[partner]: I'm sorry, but yeah, it is.
CHOICE: Nothing happened
[partner]: Don't. You can't deny it at this point, half the Villa heard you.
[partner] clenches their hands together and avoids looking at you.
[partner]: What we had, it meant a lot to me. I really thought we were headed somewhere. But I don't think I could ever trust you again. It just hurts too much. I'm sorry.
PLAYER: [partner]... 
[partner]’s eyes flicker up. They're red and puffy.
[partner]: Please don't make this harder. Nothing you can say would change what you did.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner]'s breaking up with me…
CHOICE: Curl up and cry
You hug your knees to your chest. Tears prickle at the back of your eyelids then fall freely down your cheeks.
[Partner]: I'm really sorry, Y/N But I don't think I'm the best person to console you right now.
CHOICE: Defend yourself
PLAYER: I was feeling vulnerable and alone. Dylan manipulated me… 
[partner]: I know Dylan's a bad person. I hate him right now, and I don't hate you. But at some point, you still decided you wanted it to happen. I can't look past that.
CHOICE: Ask [partner] to reconsider
PLAYER: Please give me another chance. Please.
[partner]: I'm sorry. I wish I could, but I just can't. I have to be selfish right now, because this made me feel... like I'm broken. I need to rebuild myself, and I can't be around you for that.
A short silence stretches between you.
[partner]: I think I better go.
[partner] gets up and leaves you alone on the couch.
PLAYER (thinking): What just happened? It all went so fast!
[BFF]: Y/N!
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] walks in and sits down next to you.
[BFF]: I saw [partner] walk out of here, and they kinda looked like they were crying. Did you two break up?
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s asking if [partner] and I broke up…
CHOICE: Cry in [ANGIE/CORA/THABI] arms
You throw yourself into [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s arms and hide your head in her shoulder. [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]hugs you close as you let the tears flow.
[BFF]: Shhh… I'm so sorry it came to this. I'm here for you anytime, you know that, right? Never forget I'm on your side.
PLAYER: Thanks, [ANGIE/CORA/THABI].
CHOICE: Shrug it off
PLAYER: Yeah, and good riddance.
[BFF]: Wow. Are you sure that's how you feel?
PLAYER: That's how I need to feel right now.
[BFF]: OK... Well I'm here if you ever need to talk more, you know that.
PLAYER: Sure. Thank you.
CHOICE: Talk about it
if PLAYER did bits with DYLAN / cracked on w/ DYLAN + bad dialogue
PLAYER: Yeah... It's what happened last night, with Dylan. [partner] said they couldn't look past that… 
[BFF]: Yeah... That's not unexpected.
if PLAYER didn’t do anything with DYLAN + bad dialogue
PLAYER: Yeah... [partner] was holding on to some weird grudges from days ago. And it all just escalated, I don't even know how.
[BFF]: Well. [partner]'s never been great at communicating. So I guess it was a minefield to start with. But I'm still sorry it came to that.
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] gives your arm a little squeeze.
[BFF]: You're not having the best day… 
PLAYER: Dylan really messed things up.
[BFF]: He really did. He's spinning I don't know what stories in the kitchen right now, by the way. Wanna go say your piece? Better do it on your terms before you run into him by the pool or something… 
if PLAYER and YOUR PARTNER didn’t break up
PLAYER: At least we learned something. Dylan can't take what we have away from us.
[partner]: Nope. We're stronger than anything. Or anyone!
You tenderly beam at each other.
[partner]: By the way, last I saw, Dylan was spewing some nonsense in the kitchen. Wanna go say your piece?
PLAYER (thinking): [partner]'s asking if I want to go and confront Dylan…
CHOICE: I'm going to give him hell
[partner]: That's my Y/N! Let's make him regret it.
PLAYER: Hell yeah!
CHOICE: Might as well
[partner]: Y/N... Don't worry, I'll stay with you, OK?
PLAYER: Thanks, [partner].
CHOICE: Please come with me
[partner]: Of course! How could I leave you to face him alone?
PLAYER: Thanks, [partner].
You stand up together from the couch and make your way to the kitchen. Dylan's standing at the kitchen counter, whipping up some breakfast. Oliver sits a small distance apart, but he's not looking at Dylan.
DYLAN: Nothing better than yoghurt in the morning, am I right, mate?
OLIVER: Hm… Ah! Y/N!
DYLAN: Oho, look who's here. Good morning, baby!
[partner] tenses up next to you.
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan just called me 'baby'...
CHOICE: Don't you dare 'baby' me!
CHOICE: Good morning, jerk
CHOICE: Someone said something?
PLAYER: It's weird cos I swear I heard a sound coming from... there. But all I can see is a worm, and worms don't talk.
DYLAN (angry): Hey, what was that for?
OLIVER: Some people really have no shame.
DYLAN: Oi, you stay out of this!
Oliver raises his palms in front of him.
OLIVER: You're right, this isn't my fight. But I've got a hunch I agree with whatever {0}'s about to say.
DYLAN: Yeah, that's cos you're soft on her.
Oliver blushes a little.
OLIVER: That's neither here nor there. Your behaviour's pretty easy to see through.
DYLAN (angry): And what is it you're seeing?
Oliver shakes his head.
PLAYER: Dylan, people can see…
CHOICE: ... how manipulative you are
PLAYER: It's obvious everything you say and do is just to make drama. You haven't been honest even once since you walked into the Villa. It's all been nasty lies, and tricking people into doing what you want!
Valentina and Youcef are standing at the kitchen's entrance, watching Dylan with grim expressions.
OR
Valentina, Tom, and Youcef are standing at the kitchen's entrance, watching Dylan with grim expressions.
CHOICE: ... what you did to me
Valentina and Youcef are standing at the kitchen's entrance, watching Dylan with grim expressions.
OR
Valentina, Tom, and Youcef are standing at the kitchen's entrance, watching Dylan with grim expressions.
PLAYER: We can't trust you as far as we can throw you.
CHOICE: ... your lies about Valentina
PLAYER: You've been awful with poor Valentina! She hasn't done anything wrong.
VALENTINA: Thanks, Y/N. I really appreciate you.
Valentina and Youcef stand at the kitchen's entrance, and Valentina's smiling at you.
OR
Valentina, Tom, and Youcef stand at the kitchen's entrance, and Valentina's smiling at you.
PLAYER: And she's not the only one you went after.
PLAYER: You've done everything you could to break up {0} and me! I hope you're proud of yourself.
Dylan smirks.
if PLAYER and YOUR PARTNER broke up
[BFF]: But even if you managed that, you also made it really obvious what kind of person you are. You won't get anything out of this. Not a thing.
if PLAYER and YOUR PARTNER didn’t break up
[partner] gently takes your hand in theirs.
[partner]: And you completely failed, by the way. We're stronger than ever.
[partner] wraps a tender arm around your waist.
PLAYER: Thank you… 
if PLAYER did bits with DYLAN
DYLAN: You say that Y/N, but it's pretty clear I've shown you the time of your life. This sink still remembers.
if PLAYER cracked on with DYLAN
DYLAN: I don't know, Y/N. You had a good time last night when we cracked on here.
PLAYER: Don't make it sound like we went all the way when we didn't!
DYLAN: Yeah, that's only because I wasn't interested in sealing the deal.
else
DYLAN: Something's very wrong with you two, Y/N and [partner/BFF]. You really should stop being so suspicious of people. Pretty sure it's a condition.
[partner] takes a deep breath next to you.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner/BFF]'s about to let Dylan have it…
CHOICE: Let [partner/BFF] rip
[partner/BFF]: You know what, Dylan? You're just a small, nasty person. You don't deserve any of the good people in this room, or in this Villa.
if BFFs with THABI
THABI: Whatever game you've been playing, you've lost!
Thabi stops and blushes.
if coupled with JAMES
JAMES: You're a... a... a nincompoop!
DYLAN: A what?
Oliver smiles.
OLIVER: That was well put.
if BFFs with ?
[BFF]: So I suggest you make yourself scarce, because we're all more than done with your bullcrap!
Dylan looks at BFF like he's been slapped.
OLIVER: That was well put.
if coupled with ?
[partner]: Now stop acting like you're all that, and leave us alone.
[partner]: No one does this kind of crap to my girl. No one.
Oliver nods approvingly.
If ?
[?]: You think you're such a king, but you just checkmated yourself. So leave us alone!
Oliver nods approvingly.
If ?
[?]: We all know and trust each other, and your dirty tricks can do nothing to damage that. So leave us alone!
Oliver nods approvingly.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner/BFF] is really stepping up… 
VALENTINA: Wow, [?]. Telling it like it is.
OLIVER: I haven't known you guys for long, but I second everything [?] said.
CHOICE: Stop [?]
PLAYER: He's not worth it, [?]. We all see him for who he is now.
[?] crosses their arms and glares at Dylan.
OLIVER: I agree, it's better to spend energy on people who deserve it.
DYLAN: You…
But he can't seem to find the words to continue.
CHOICE: Tear into him yourself
You raise a hand, and [?] falls silent next to you.
PLAYER: I got this. Dylan, you're…
CHOICE: ... a nasty piece of work
PLAYER: There’s no genuine kindness in you. No genuine anything, really.
CHOICE: ... a complete liar
PLAYER: You haven't told us one honest thing since you came in. You lie through your teeth all the time. It's exhausting.
CHOICE: ... a fool, really
PLAYER: You think you're such a mastermind. But all you've achieved is that none of us will ever trust you.
PLAYER: We see you, Dylan. And we don't like the view.
DYLAN: Now wait a minute… 
YOUCEF: Let her speak.
Dylan shrinks.
PLAYER: I'd consider your next move carefully, if I were you.
PLAYER (thinking): What should Dylan do next?
CHOICE: Work hard to make us change our minds
PLAYER: It won't be easy though. But maybe down the line you can manage to show us your more genuine side… 
DYLAN: Pfft.
He looks you straight in the eye with a smirk.
VALENTINA: Don't think that's happening.
Next to you, [?] nods.
PLAYER: Well, that's not surprising, I guess.
CHOICE: You should try to be more honest
PLAYER: Even if you blew your chance with us, maybe that'd help you with other people down the line.
DYLAN: Pfft.
He looks you straight in the eye with a smirk.
VALENTINA: Don't think that's happening.
Next to you, [?] nods.
PLAYER: Well, that's not surprising, I guess.
CHOICE: Just stay out of our sight
PLAYER: We know exactly who you are now, and we have no patience for you. So if I were you, I wouldn't get in the way. You came into a place full of good, kind people. And the truth is, you don't deserve them. You don't deserve us. And you won't destroy the good things we have. We won't let you.
As you settle down, {partner/BFF] hugs you. Oliver shrugs.
OLIVER: As I thought, I pretty much agree with everything Y/N said.
In the thick silence, Valentina crosses the kitchen, walks past Dylan, and gives Oliver a good-morning hug.
VALENTINA: It's lovely to have you around, Oliver. I'm glad we got such a nice addition to the Villa, next to whatever snake crawled in at the same time.
Dylan frowns and lets his spoon fall into his bowl with a clank.
DYLAN: You lot don't deserve someone like me!
YOUCEF: Please, Dylan, stop. This is embarrassing. No grown human should act the way you do.
Dylan throws him a sharp glance and storms out of the kitchen.
YOUCEF: Right, now we can finally have some breakfast.
[partner/BFF]: Y/N? You OK?
PLAYER (thinking): [partner/BFF]'s asking if I'm OK…
CHOICE: Much better now
CHOICE: No, but I will be
PLAYER: I'm surrounded with good people. That's bound to make things better.
CHOICE: Ask me again later
[partner/BFF]: I will.
[?]'s arms tighten around you. You close your eyes for a second, and when you open them, a plate with toast and fresh fruit is floating under your nose.
OLIVER: We thought this might help.
if coupled with TOM: Oliver, Youcef, and Valentina stand in front of you.
else: Oliver, Youcef, Tom, and Valentina stand in front of you.
YOUCEF: It's not much, but it's better than an empty stomach.
Valentina nods.
VALENTINA: I'm glad you stood up to him, Y/N. Someone had to.
PLAYER (thinking): Everyone made me a small breakfast plate…
CHOICE: Tell them you love them
PLAYER: You guys. I love you so much.
if on YOUCEF’s route: Oliver and Youcef blush furiously.
else: Oliver blushes furiously.
CHOICE: Cry a little
Tears fall out of your eyes, and everyone gently pats whatever bit of your arms they're closest to.
YOUCEF: I hope the plate isn't why you're crying! I know this isn't the most refined meal, but still…
Everyone chuckles.
CHOICE: Grab the plate
PLAYER: Heck yeah!
You tear the plate out of Oliver's hands, making him goggle at you, while everyone else chuckles.
[partner/BFF]: And she's back!
VALENTINA: Right. Shall we go eat a bite on the beanbags?
[?]: Let's go.
You all walk out into the warm sun. All the Islanders are on the beanbags, except for Dylan, who's nowhere to be seen.
if broken up: [partner]'s seated as far from you as possible and doesn't meet your eye.
[?]'s next to you, holding your hand.
[?]'s seated behind you, their arms wrapped around your waist.
[?]'s on the next beanbag over.
I’m assuming this is Najuma (if she wasn’t your previous partner) Thabi and Angie???
TIFFANY: Typical Dylan. He just slinked away.
VALENTINA: Yeah. After Y/N and [BFF] told him what's what, that's not surprising.
TIFFANY: Sounds like it was epic. I'm a bit sad I missed it.
[BFF]: I feel like he's getting off easy, though. Maybe Y/N and I should play a prank on him?
BRUNO: You could tie all his socks together with nautical knots. So he can never untie them.
VALENTINA: That sounds like it would take a very, very long time.
TIFFANY: Does anyone here even know how to do nautical knots?
TOM: I do, I sail regularly. But he's not worth that kind of effort.
[BFF]: Yeah, I was thinking something simpler... But I like the idea of using his clothes! What do you say, Y/N? Partners in crime?
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]’s suggesting we play a prank on Dylan… 
PREMIUM CHOICE: I'm in!
CHOICE: Not right now
[BFF]: Aw, really?
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI] sounds disappointed… And playing the prank could help me get some closure after everything… Maybe I should go and have some fun with Dylan's clothes… 
PREMIUM CHOICE: OK, let's do it!
[BFF]: Yay!
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] high-fives you, then pulls you up to your feet. Together you make your way to the bedroom. The room is empty, and Dylan's shelf in the wardrobe is open.
PLAYER (thinking): Even if no one's around, it still feels like a secret op! Do I want to be careful about the Dylan op or just have fun?
CHOICE: Crawl on the floor
You urgently whisper to [ANGIE/CORA/THABI].
PLAYER: Private [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]. Down on the ground and crawl to the enemy base! Now! Go go go!
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] gives you an odd look but obeys, and you crawl together to the wardrobe.
CHOICE: Tiptoe to the wardrobe
You press your index finger to your lips and motion for [ANGIE/CORA/THABI] to follow you. You both tiptoe to the wardrobe.
PLAYER: Good job, Private [ANGIE/CORA/THABI].
CHOICE: Do a battle cry
PLAYER: Chaaarge!
[BFF]: Chaaarge!
You run together to the wardrobe, jumping over discarded piles of socks.
[BFF]: What's our next move, Commander Y/N?
Dylan's clothes are in an unstable pile, folded for speed rather than for neatness. A jean leg hangs down from the shelf, and a T-shirt threatens to slip from the top of the pile to the floor.
[BFF]: I'm almost tempted to fold these properly. But I'm not sure that'd count as a prank… 
PLAYER: Unless he believes a ghost did it.
[BFF]: More like the ghost of conquests past!
You chuckle together.
[BFF]: Actually, speaking of ghost… What if we made a ghost Dylan clone? A Dylan 2.0, with his clothes and something better than Dylan in them. Like veggies or cushions or whatever!
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s suggesting we make a Dylan stuffed doll with his clothes…
CHOICE: Let's find a melon for his head
[BFF]: I see what you did there!
CHOICE: We can use a lilo for the bod
[BFF]: Something filled with air? That works!
CHOICE: We can stuff his clothes with clothes
[BFF]: Oh, it's like when they say someone's an onion. But with Dylan, when you peel a layer, there's still nothing real below.
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] gives you a bright smile.
[BFF]: Let's take them all out to the lawn then and get to work!
You grab Dylan's clothes in a heap and carry them outside. You lay out the clothes on the lawn in a rough Dylan shape.
[BFF]: Give me a second, I'm gonna go fetch Dylan's head. Meanwhile, maybe you can start stuffing his legs?
OR
[BFF]: I'm gonna go fetch Dylan's abs! Meanwhile, you can start stuffing his legs.
OR
[BFF]: Let's start by stuffing his jeans and make them look like legs!
PLAYER (thinking): I'll stuff Dylan's jeans with…
CHOICE: ... his socks
You pop Dylan's socks into the jeans legs, making sure that the pairs are all well and truly separate.
CHOICE: ... his boxers
PLAYER (thinking): I hope they're clean… 
You stuff Dylan's boxers in his jeans' legs.
CHOICE: ... his tank tops
You stuff Dylan's tank tops in his jeans' legs until they're filled up.
[BFF]: OK, next stage!
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] picks up a t-shirt and puts it on the lilo she's brought back.
OR
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] picks up one of Dylan's t-shirts and stuffs it with all the other ones.
[BFF]: There we go. Proper washboard abs.
PLAYER: It's already looking better than 1.0!
[BFF]: I think so too. Now the head!
if PLAYER chose a melon for a head
[BFF]: You do it!
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] hands you the melon, and you delicately position it above the t-shirt.
else
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] rolls a jacket into a ball, with two buttons sticking out for eyes.
[BFF]: Handsome, right?
PLAYER: Very!
[BFF]: OK, now, the finishing touch! What do you wanna do?
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s asking me what finishing touch I want to put on Dylan…
CHOICE: Put his boxers on his head as a hat
You pick up a boxer and put it on Dylan 2.0's head.
PLAYER: There. Now he looks like his true self.
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] chuckles.
CHOICE: Find a carrot to use as a nose
PLAYER: A carrot for his nose would work.
[BFF]: A long nose for a liar. Fitting~
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] does a quick run to the kitchen and comes back with a carrot.
PLAYER: There. Now he looks like his true self.
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] chuckles.
CHOICE: Maybe we should deconstruct him
PLAYER: Should we take him apart?
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] looks at you, her eyes wide.
[BFF]: And destroy our work of art! No way.
You stand up and look at Dylan 2.0.
[BFF]: Somehow, he looks less fake than Dylan 1.0.
PLAYER: He's almost charming.
[BFF]: Hey, don't go falling for him now!
You look at each other, and that's all it takes to send you into a long fit of giggles. 
CHOICE: Let's just chill here (if didn’t do the prank)
[BFF]: No worries! And if you want, we can chat a bit later today, take our minds off things.
PLAYER: Sure.
OLIVER: It is nice to relax just a little… 
VALENTINA: Yeah, it really is.
You close your eyes and doze off, cradled by the low buzz of conversations around you.
By the time you and [ANGIE/CORA/THABI] make your way to the roof terrace, it's night out.
if you played a prank: [BFF]: We still haven't seen Dylan 1.0.
else: [BFF]: We still haven't seen Dylan.
PLAYER: I bet he's hiding somewhere.
[BFF]: Or maybe he just ran away from the Villa?
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI] thinks Dylan's run away from the Villa…
CHOICE: No such luck
[BFF]: Yeah... That would be too simple.
CHOICE: I'd like that
[BFF]: Yeah, that would be nice and simple. But I guess not.
CHOICE: I think so too
[BFF]: If only... But that would be too simple.
[BFF]: There's gonna be some kind of resolution to it still.
if PLAYER and YOUR PARTNER broke up
[BFF]: Speaking of that, I guess you've got a resolution of your own incoming.
[ANGIE/CORA/THABI] gives you a sweet smile.
[BFF]: You know how they say if a door closes somewhere, it means a window opens, or something? So what's your window?
PLAYER: You mean, who I'm going to graft on?
[BFF]: Yeah! Oliver clearly dotes on you, so that's one option. And I've been picking up a whole vibe from Youcef recently. I mean, plenty of Islanders are into you, to be honest. Do you know what you're going to do?
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s asking who I want to try coupling up with next…
CHOICE: I miss [partner] too much
[BFF]: That makes sense, but... don't miss them too long, OK? I don't want you to pass up someone good because you're focused on the past. 
CHOICE: I have an idea
[BFF]: Mysterious! I can't wait to find out who you mean. You know I'll support you, no matter who it is.
CHOICE: I'll just wing it!
[BFF]: Makes sense. Living in the moment is probably the best thing you can do in here. And I bet you'll have a great time anyway.
if PLAYER and YOUR PARTNER made up
[BFF]: Speaking of resolution, I'm glad you talked it through with [partner]. You look as loved up as ever. Do you reckon it's gonna be smooth sailing from now on?
PLAYER: Do you mean, are we gonna stick together until the end of the Villa?
[BFF]: Yeah! I mean, [partner] is great, but you have options. Oliver's totally smitten by you. Youcef's been making eyes at you. You're a very popular gal! So I wondered how you felt now.
PLAYER (thinking): [ANGIE/CORA/THABI]'s asking me if my head might turn…
CHOICE: Nope, it's [partner] all the way
[BFF]: Good for you, Y/N. I'm glad you found your person.
CHOICE: Honestly, yeah, my head might turn
[BFF]: Mysterious! I can't wait to find out who you mean. You know I'll support you, no matter who it is.
CHOICE: I have no idea, I'll just wing it!
[BFF]: Makes sense. Living in the moment is probably the best thing you can do in here. And I bet you'll have a great time anyway.
PLAYER: Thanks, [ANGIE/CORA/THABI].
A noise comes from downstairs, and you instinctively look over the parapet, but the evening is quiet. You smile at each other, then let a comfortable silence settle between you while you both gaze at the night sky. Just at that moment, your phone buzzes.
[BFF]: Ooh, what's up?
"Islanders, a girls' choice recoupling will take place tonight. Anyone left single at the end of it will be dumped. {0} {1}"
[BFF]: Wow. We need to go tell everyone!
You nod and make your way downstairs.
NARRATOR: Nothing like a bit of stargazing to remind us that the Villa is all about romance. South breeze tousling your hair, red roses, walking into the sunset hand in hand… Bonds eternal like the sky… Well. If 'eternal' means until tonight's recoupling. It's girls' choice, and the boys aren't feeling... scintillating. Whose star's gonna shine bright, and whose is gonna flicker out of the Villa? Find out next on Love Island!l
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fuseboxspoilers · 3 years ago
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ep. 39
NARRATOR: Hellooo Islanders! Uh, I'm a little unprepared today… I kind of ran out of time to write my intro. Too busy looking into Oliver's eyes… I'm pretty sure Y/N went on some dates last episode… 
OLIVER: I was always told to never visit someone empty-handed.
DYLAN: Prince Charming always has a white horse.
NARRATOR: Oh, and Tiffany got a text!
TIFFANY: There's going to be a party tonight, and we're all invited!
NARRATOR: Of course, you're all invited, Tiffany It would be rude to leave one person off the guest list… One person who has a totally open evening, by the way…
The Islanders are getting ready for the party.
NARRATOR: No, no need to change your outfits on my behalf… 
The dressing room is packed. Islanders filter in and out, chatting and grooming.
PLAYER (thinking): Time to pick my outfit…
PLAYER (thinking, happy): Looking good! I love this on me!
if wearing a new outfit
NAJUMA (happy): Is that new, Y/N? You look amazing!
PLAYER (happy): Thanks, babe!
if wearing the banana suit
There are a few giggles as you slide on the banana suit.
PLAYER (thinking): They're just jealous of my amazing outfit… And my plentiful stores of potassium!
You catch sight of [partner] as she passes Cora the hairdryer.
PLAYER (thinking, sad): I really need a chance to talk to [partner]... Is what Dylan said true? Is there something going on between [partner] and Valentina?
[partner] suddenly appears at your shoulder.
[partner]: I need to talk to you. Does my hair look OK?
PLAYER (thinking): Does [partner] hair look OK?
CHOICE: It looks fabulous
[partner]: Thanks!
CHOICE: It's the same as always
[partner]: But does it look good?
PLAYER: Yeah, sure?
[partner]: Thanks!
CHOICE: I need to talk to you!
[partner]: That's what I just said! We're so in sync.
[partner] blows you a kiss before heading back out.
PLAYER (thinking): Ugh, it's so busy in here!
You spot Dylan plucking his eyebrows in the corner. He gives you a grim look, glancing at the doorway [partner] just went through.
PLAYER (thinking, sad): What is he trying to imply?
Oliver reaches past you and grabs a hair product.
OLIVER (happy): Y/N! You OK?
He examines your expression as he scoops out some wax and feathers it through his hair.
OLIVER: You look… sad.
PLAYER (thinking): Oliver thinks I look sad…
CHOICE: I'm worried about [partner]
PLAYER (sad): There's all these rumours flying around… I don't know what to believe.
OLIVER (sad): Yeah. That's understandable.
CHOICE: Dylan is bothering me
OLIVER: Ha, me too.  I'm eternally grateful there were separate boxes for that challenge.
CHOICE: I'm fine, it's nothing
OLIVER: OK, if you're sure.
OLIVER: I know I'm new, but I'm always here if you need a chat. Just thought you should know that.
He gives you a gentle pat on the shoulder. His large hand is very warm. Before you can respond, he puts the product back and slips out of the dressing room.
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan and Oliver couldn't be more different… 
As if on cue, Dylan starts squirting himself with aftershave.
VALENTINA: Dylan, can you do that somewhere else? It stinks.
DYLAN (flirty): Stinks of what? Masculinity?
Youcef sniffs the air delicately.
YOUCEF (embarrassed): Do not confuse masculinity with potency.
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan's aftershave stinks…
CHOICE: Spray it outside, please
PLAYER: Or at least open a window.
DYLAN (flirty): Clearly none of you know quality when you smell it.
Youcef smirks, but says nothing as he continues to comb his hair.
CHOICE: I think it smells OK
YOUCEF: Some people have a more refined palate… 
DYLAN: Are you saying you have a nose palate?
YOUCEF: Well, I… 
DYLAN (happy): Youcef has tastebuds in his nose!
Youcef just rolls his eyes and continues combing his hair.
CHOICE: You can squirt me with it
DYLAN (flirty): I'd be honoured to squirt you, Y/N.
He sprays you with the bottle, paying particular attention to your chest.
NAJUMA (embarrassed): I think her boobs are covered, babes.
DYLAN: Just being thorough.
You straighten your outfit and look in the mirror.
PLAYER (thinking, sad): Was Oliver right? Do I look sad?
You spend another moment examining yourself.
PLAYER (thinking): Time to party, I guess… Where to go now?
Pool: Youcef, Tiffany, Bruno
if coupled with BRUNO: You find Youcef and Tiffany by the pool.
else: You find Bruno, Tiffany, and Youcef by the pool.
TIFFANY (happy): Hey Y/N!
PLAYER: Hey guys.
You sit down next to them and paddle your feet in the water.
YOUCEF: Settle an argument for us, will you? Is it harder to be a model or a comedian?
TIFFANY: I mean, it's hardly an argument. I just mentioned it must be nice to be able to switch off from your job when you get home.
YOUCEF (surprised): Switch off? Have you seen how long my skincare routine takes?
BRUNO: Mate, it's not even a question. Me and Tiff have to write material, workshop it, go out there and deliver it… You just have to stand there and look pretty!
YOUCEF (flirty): You think I'm pretty?
BRUNO (embarrassed): That's not relevant… 
PLAYER (thinking): Which job is more difficult?
CHOICE: Model
PLAYER: You have to make sure you look like human perfection at all times. Like, I cannot see a single pore on Youcef's face.
Tiffany squints suspiciously at Youcef's face.
TIFFANY: Wow, you're right…
Bruno gets very close to Youcef's face and squints.
BRUNO: Wow. That's amazing.
TIFFANY: He's like a human doll.
YOUCEF: Correct.
CHOICE: Comedian
PLAYER: Like, you're expected to just be funny out of the blue? The bees are dying, there's nothing to laugh about. Plus you have to deal with hecklers.
YOUCEF: You have to deal with those as a model, too! One time this girl stood outside the set for eight hours… 
TIFFANY: Youcef, that's not a heckler. That's a stalker.
BRUNO: Mate, that's not a heckler, that's a stalker.
YOUCEF: Hecklers don't bring you chocolates?
TIFFANY (happy): No!
CHOICE: Well, as a performer myself… 
PLAYER: Being in front of so many people is the most nerve-wracking part. Being held to an impossible standard of perfection… And that's something you have to deal with as both a model and a comedian.
TIFFANY (happy): Wow, Y/N. You've really united us in these unprecedented times.
PLAYER (happy): That's what I do, baby!
CHOICE: Is this really important?
PLAYER: All jobs are hard, in their own way. Comparing yourself to others will never bring you meaningful happiness.
TIFFANY: Deep and wise.
YOUCEF: A bit boring… 
PLAYER: Both. Both is good.
PLAYER: How did you get onto this subject?
TIFFANY: I was telling Youcef about one of my experiences as a stand-up.
OR
TIFFANY: I was telling these two about one of my experiences as a stand-up.
TIFFANY: There was this club owner who was well known for being a massive sexist. He'd only book men to perform. It really sucked. So I put on a really low voice and made up a fake email address. I called myself Mr Guy Man.
PLAYER (happy): Oh, come on, that's not exactly subtle.
TIFFANY (happy): It worked though! The look on his face when I got on stage was priceless.
PLAYER (thinking): Tiffany pretended to be a man to get on stage…
CHOICE: A victory for women everywhere
TIFFANY: Ha, well, I don't know about that. I did get some high-fives from the audience… 
CHOICE: Can you show us your man voice?
She clears her throat.
TIFFANY (serious): Football football football. Wow, I can't wait to drink some beer.
BRUNO (surprised): Hey, we don't all sound like that!  Do we?
YOUCEF: You don't think that's a kind of reductive view of the male gender, Tiffany?
TIFFANY: Gender is a construct, dude. And constructs can be manipulated.
CHOICE: Ugh, it sucks you had to do that
TIFFANY: Right? Like, it's not the Dark Ages. Women are funny. To be fair, that guy had his head so far up his bum I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't get the news… 
TIFFANY: But Youcef started giving me a hard time about lying, of all things.
PLAYER (surprised): You did?
Youcef squirms, looking uncomfortable.
YOUCEF (embarrassed): Call me old-fashioned, but I was taught not to lie.
TIFFANY: I just think it's kind of naive. What do you think, Y/N?
PLAYER (thinking): What's my opinion on honesty?
CHOICE: It's fine to lie for the greater good
PLAYER: I think what Tiffany did is fine.
if on YOUCEF’s route
Youcef looks disappointed.
YOUCEF (sad): Ah, that's a shame.
PLAYER: What's a shame?
YOUCEF: I just thought we were on the same page, that's all.
He shrugs.
else
Youcef shrugs.
YOUCEF: Fair enough. I'll take everything you say with a grain of salt from now on.
CHOICE: White lies are OK
PLAYER: I think protecting your friends is more important than anything.
if
Youcef looks disappointed.
YOUCEF (sad): Ah, that's a shame.
PLAYER: What's a shame?
YOUCEF: I just thought we were on the same page, that's all.
He shrugs.
else
Youcef shrugs.
YOUCEF: Fair enough. I'll take everything you say with a grain of salt from now on.
CHOICE: Honesty is the best policy
if on YOUCEF’s route
Youcef looks slightly surprised.
YOUCEF: Y/N...
PLAYER: You OK, Youcef?
YOUCEF: I... I'm fine.
TIFFANY: You don't look fine. You look like you've seen a ghost… And the ghost is... sexy?
BRUNO: Are you sure, mate? You're looking at her like you want to eat her.
YOUCEF: I said I'm fine!
He gets up suddenly and strides back towards the Villa.
TIFFANY: Wow, drama king.
PLAYER (sad): I hope he's OK?
else
YOUCEF (flirty): A woman of upstanding character.
PLAYER: Hell yeah.
TIFFANY: Ugh, whatever. I still think I was justified.
BRUNO (happy): I had to lie to get on stage once! A club owner was complaining to me about a lad that had been on a few weeks before. Said he'd made too many jokes about rulers. Little did he know, that was me, I'd just changed my hair… I just changed the set slightly to be about yard sticks, and she loved it.
TIFFANY: You're a strange one, Bruno.
PLAYER (happy): I'm gonna chat to some other people, see you guys later!
They wave at you as you walk away.
Lovers Nook: Angie, Thabi, James
if coupled with JAMES: Angie and Thabi are huddled together under a blanket.
else: Angie, James, and Thabi are huddled together under a blanket.
ANGIE: Wait, so there was a plane crash? I thought it was a show about doctors?
THABI (happy): It is! They were on their way to Hawaii for a medical conference! But Alicia's evil twin distracted the pilot with her feminine wiles…
ANGIE: Honestly, this show sounds made up. Oh hey, Y/N.
PLAYER (thinking): They're talking about Under the Knife…
CHOICE: Are you sure that show is real?
ANGIE: I've been wondering that myself.
THABI (happy): It's totally real!  We have to watch it together when we're out of the Villa. Ooh, we can have a sleepover, and play Operation!
ANGIE: I get enough of that at my day job.
JAMES (happy): I've seen it too! Although I did stop watching when they killed off McScreamy…
PLAYER: Come on, what kind of a name is that?
JAMES: He would scream during surgery. It was a whole plotline, you wouldn't understand.
if THABI and JAMES are coupled up
Thabi puts her arm around him and kisses him on the cheek.
THABI (happy): You're the only McScreamy I need.
ANGIE: Bleurgh.
CHOICE: Ooh, that McScreamy, though… 
THABI: Yeah, he's dreamy! There's this one scene where he gets in the shower… 
ANGIE: Aaand that's enough of that, thank you very much.
if THABI and JAMES are coupled up
JAMES (surprised): Babe!
THABI (embarrassed): Sorry, sorry…
Thabi puts her arm around him and kisses him on the cheek.
THABI (happy): You're the only McScreamy I need.
ANGIE: Bleurgh.
CHOICE: Enough of that, Y/N is here
THABI: Aw, OK. Sorry.
ANGIE: Don't apologise. You're allowed to talk about the things you enjoy.
THABI (embarrassed): Right, sorry… Ah! Sorry. Fiddlesticks… 
ANGIE: You broke her, Y/N.
You sit down on the end of the bench.
PLAYER: I haven't had a chance to ask you lot…  How do you feel about the new boys?
Angie and Thabi share a glance.
ANGIE (flirty): I think Oliver's a bit of me.
She shrugs, coyly looking at you from behind her hair.
ANGIE: I mean, if it comes to it, and I have to couple up with a boy… He's the one I'd choose.
PLAYER (thinking): I wonder what she meant by that?
PLAYER (happy): Ooh, that's exciting! What about you, Thabi?
She shrugs.
THABI: They're nice and all… But I'm perfectly happy with [JAMES/TOM].
PLAYER (happy): Yeah, you two are good together.
if THABI is coupled with TOM
ANGIE: I didn't approve of him when he came in… But now I see how happy he makes you, and I'm firmly in his court. Plus, that pink shirt is cute.
THABI: I know right? He said he's going to help my dye all my pants when we get home!
ANGIE: Charming… 
if THABI is coupled with JAMES
James smiles.
JAMES (happy): And I know you didn't ask me, Y/N, but I'm not too fussed about the new boys either.
Thabi giggles, and they lean into each other. Angie looks at you and mimes vomiting.
PLAYER (thinking): What should I ask now?
CHOICE: What do you think about Dylan?
They exchange a wary glance.
ANGIE: I don't like the look of that guy.
PLAYER: I think he's pretty well-dressed, actually… 
ANGIE: No, it's not that I don't like his look. He's bad news, is what I'm saying.
THABI: I agree with Angie.
ANGIE: You do? I don't think I've ever heard those words come out of your mouth before.
THABI: If I've learned anything in this Villa, it's who to get closer to, and who to stay away from. And Dylan is definitely the latter.
PLAYER: Wow. That was deep.
CHOICE: Have you seen [partner]?
THABI: Not recently.
ANGIE: What's up?
PLAYER: I just need to clear something up with [partner], but I can't seem to find them...
CHOICE: How are Valentina and [TOM/YOUCEF] doing?
VALENTINA/YOUCEF
ANGIE: Uh, I think they're OK?
PLAYER: Do you think they're solid?
ANGIE: They only just got together, so I imagine not… 
VALENTINA/TOM
ANGIE: Fine, I think? They've been together two recouplings now, which is more than most couples in here can brag about.
PLAYER: So you think they're solid?
ANGIE: How would I know?
THABI: Are you OK, hun?
PLAYER: Yeah, I'm fine… I just need to clear something up with [partner], but I can't seem to find them.... 
if last conversation
if PLAYER asked “how are valentina and tom/youcef doing?”
THABI: Wait, look, [partner]'s over there!
She points towards the kitchen.
if PLAYER asked “have you seen [partner]?” + not coupled w/ JAMES
JAMES: Isn't that [partner] over there?
He points towards the kitchen.
PLAYER (happy): Yeah! I'm gonna go talk to [partner]. See you guys later.
if PLAYER asked “what do you think about DYLAN?” / “have you seen [partner]?” + coupled w/ JAMES
Suddenly you spot [partner] in the kitchen.
PLAYER: Ooh! It's [partner]! I'm gonna go talk to [partner]. See you guys later.
PLAYER (thinking): Time to get some answers… 
else
THABI: Aw, babe. I hope you find [partner] soon!
PLAYER: Thanks, Thabi.
You chat for a little longer before making your exit.
Lawn: Oliver, Cora, Tom
if coupled with TOM: Cora and Oliver are dancing together on the lawn.
else: Cora, Oliver, and Tom are dancing together on the lawn.
CORA: One two three, one two three… That's it! You're getting it!
She twirls Oliver in a wide arc.
OLIVER (happy): I feel like a princess!
CORA (happy): You look like one, babe.
OLIVER: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. Hey, Y/N! Check out my moves.
He does a little boogie.
CORA (sad): All my hard work, undone in seconds…
OR
TOM (sad): All our hard work, down the drain…
OLIVER (happy): Oi, you. That move kills in Falmouth.
PLAYER (thinking): Oliver's got moves…
CHOICE: Can you teach me to twirl?
OLIVER: I'm not very good, but I'll give it a go!
His hand slides into yours. It's warm and soft. He lifts both your hands up into the air, and you spin under his arm.
OLIVER: There you go! You're a natural.
CHOICE: Teach me that little boogie!
OLIVER: You liked it?
PLAYER: It was great!
OLIVER: You just have to channel your inner suburban dad, OK?
He squeezes his hands into fists, and wiggles his hips.
OLIVER: OK, your turn!
You copy his movements as best you can.
PLAYER: How's that?
OLIVER: You're a natural.
CHOICE: Lookin' good, Oliver
OLIVER: Feelin' good, Y/N.
He gives you a warm smile.
CORA: You've nicked my dance partner!
She grabs Oliver's hand and twirls him round and round. Tom joins in, spinning Oliver faster by the waist.
OLIVER (happy): I'm getting dizzy!
PLAYER (thinking): Cora wants to dance with Oliver… 
CHOICE: Maybe she likes him?
PLAYER (thinking): They certainly seem to be getting on… 
CHOICE: So do I
PLAYER (happy): But I want to dance with him!
CORA: Babe, you had your turn.
TOM (happy): I've got next!
OLIVER: There's plenty of Oliver to go around.
CHOICE: I'll dance with Tom!
PLAYER (happy): Wanna dance, Tom?
TOM (happy): I'd love nothing more.
You take his hands in yours, and sway your hips from side to side.
PLAYER: Your hands are so soft.
TOM: I sleep in gloves. Well, I used to. It's weird. Nevermind.
CHOICE: I wish [partner] was here… 
You scan the lawn quickly for [partner], but they’re nowhere in sight.
PLAYER: Have you guys seen [partner]?
if coupled with TOM: Oliver's busy twirling, while Cora claps. They don't seem to have heard you.
else: Oliver's busy twirling Tom, while Cora claps. They don't seem to have heard you.
PLAYER (thinking, happy): That looks really fun… It might be nice to let off some steam instead of chasing after [partner] all night. Do I want to dance with the others?
PREMIUM CHOICE: Let's boogie!
CHOICE: Nah, it's OK
CORA: Y/N! Come join us!
She holds out a hand to you.
PLAYER (thinking): Cora wants me to join in…  Should I join in the dance?
PREMIUM CHOICE: Absolutely!
You take Cora's outstretched hand and let her twirl you round and round.
PLAYER (happy): Wheee!
OLIVER (happy): It's fun, right?
CORA: OK, I'm gonna stop now. Make sure you're steady!
Cora lets go of your hand. You promptly fall over.
PLAYER (thinking): I fell over!
CHOICE: Play it cool
PLAYER (embarrassed): Uh, it's cool, you guys. I meant to do that.
CORA (happy): You meant to fall on your bum?
PLAYER (happy): It's a new dance move the kids are doing. The Butt Fall.
CORA: As one of 'the kids', I can tell you, that's definitely not the case.
She holds out her hand and helps you up.
TOM (happy): I swear I have a third cousin with that name… 
He holds out a hand and helps you to your feet.
CHOICE: Laugh at yourself
PLAYER (happy): Wow, nice, Y/N. Stand much?
OLIVER: Don't beat yourself up. Standing's hard sometimes.
He holds out his hand and helps you to your feet.
CHOICE: Drag Cora down with you
PLAYER: Cora, babe, will you help me up?
CORA: Of course!
She holds a hand out. You grab it and pull. Cora lets out a yelp and falls on top of you.
CORA (flirty): Hello there.
PLAYER: This was meant to be embarrassing for you!
CORA: Oh please. I'm practically comfortable.
You get to your feet and dust yourself off.
OLIVER (flirty): At least I'm not the worst dancer in the Villa anymore… 
PLAYER (surprised): Oh, it's on! Dance battle, you and me.
OLIVER: Alright, but don't fall in love with me, OK?
He starts leaping up and down the lawn.
PLAYER (thinking): Oliver's leaping!
CHOICE: Leap even higher
You take a running start, and leap into the air.
CORA: I thought this was going to be a dance battle?
She watches with a frown as you and Oliver soar high. 
TOM: It's just making me think of all those dressage shows my parents dragged me to… 
They watch, confused, as you and Oliver soar.
CHOICE: Twirl around
You straighten your arms and start to spin on the spot. Faster and faster, until the world around you blurs.
CORA (happy): Don't fall over again!
You manage to keep your balance this time. Cora cheers.
CHOICE: Do Oliver's famous boogie
You copy Oliver's dance move as best you can, swaying your hips and keeping your feet firmly planted.
OLIVER (surprised): Hey! That's my move!
PLAYER: You snooze you lose, frog boy.
PLAYER (thinking): Time to win this… How should I finish my dance?
CHOICE: A flourish
You jump into the air and land dramatically, like a gymnast dismounting. 
Cora claps enthusiastically. You bow gracefully.
CORA (happy): Bravo! Brava!
Tom and Cora clap enthusiastically. You bow gracefully.
TOM (happy): Spectacular! 10s all round.
CHOICE: Break it down
You finish your dance by getting low to the floor and attempting to breakdance.
CORA (happy): Oh yeah! Go Y/N!
PLAYER: Wiki wiki what?
CORA: What? 
OLIVER: What? 
TOM: What?
PLAYER (happy): Precisely!
CORA (happy): Bravo! Brava!
TOM (happy): Spectacular! 10s all round.
CHOICE: Try and dip Oliver
You approach Oliver while he's between leaps.
PLAYER: I'm going to dip you now.
OLIVER (surprised): What?
You wrap your arms around his waist and try to lower him. He moves with you, and your hands come up to support his back.
OLIVER: Wow, we're doing it!
You straighten up. Oliver takes your hand and you both bow.You hear clapping coming from behind you.
CORA (happy): Bravo! Brava!
TOM (happy): Spectacular! 10s all round.
OLIVER (happy): I think we have a clear winner here.
PLAYER (thinking): I won the dance battle!
CHOICE: It was no contest
CORA: No one likes a sore winner, babe. Though you're totally right.
CHOICE: I'd just like to thank… 
CORA: ... your amazing dance teacher Cora? You're welcome, babe.
CHOICE: Oliver was robbed
OLIVER (happy): Hardly, but thanks.
You sigh and look around.
PLAYER: Back to reality… I'm gonna go find [partner].
CHOICE: I'm not feeling it
PLAYER: Sorry babe, I'm just desperate to find [partner].
CORA: Fair enough, no worries!
if last conversation
OLIVER: Isn't that [partner] over by the kitchen?
You follow his gaze.
PLAYER (happy): You're right! Thanks, Oliver.
OLIVER (happy): You're welcome!
You leave them to their dancing.
if coupled with NAJUMA: You find [partner] in the kitchen with Will and Valentina.
if coupled with WILL: You find [partner] in the kitchen with Najuma and Valentina.
else: You find [partner] in the kitchen with Najuma, Will, and Valentina.
[partner]: Hey, Y/N.
PLAYER: Hey, babe. I've been looking for you everywhere.
[partner]: I've been looking for you too, actually. I dunno if you're aware, but Dylan's been saying some stuff about your date… 
PLAYER: Like what?
VALENTINA: He told me you had a really good time. Well, it was more bragging than telling.
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan told Valentina we had a good time on the date…
CHOICE: That's not gossip
PLAYER: Having a fun date isn't really something to spread around… 
CHOICE: It was awful
PLAYER: He's made that up. It was the worst date ever.
CHOICE: He's not wrong
PLAYER: It was a fun date. Is that so bad?
[partner]: He also said… 
[partner] voice cracks slightly, and coughs.
OR
[partner] meets your gaze calmly.
if PLAYER kissed DYLAN
[partner]: He said that you kissed.
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan told everyone about the kiss!
CHOICE: Deny it
PLAYER: Babe, he's obviously just made that up. Do you really think I'd do that to you?
[partner] shakes their head.
[partner]: I honestly don't know right now… 
if DYLAN squirted PLAYER 
[partner] sniffs you suddenly.
[partner]: Oh my god… 
PLAYER: What?
[partner]: You smell like him!
PLAYER (thinking): The aftershave!
[partner]:That confirms it.
CHOICE: Change the subject
PLAYER: Oh yeah? Well… What's been going on between you and Valentina?
Both [partner] and Valentina do a double take.
[partner]: Wait, what?
VALENTINA: Yeah, what?
PLAYER: Dylan told me he saw you two getting close. On TV, before he came in.
[partner]: That's a lie!
VALENTINA: Ugh, I knew he was a snake. I could feel it.
[partner]: I can't believe you'd think that was true… 
PLAYER: Yeah. I thought it was probably made up.
CHOICE: Admit to it
PLAYER (sad): OK... that part's true.
WILL: Uh, maybe we should leave you two alone… 
OR
NAJUMA: Maybe we should go… 
[partner]: Are you serious? You kissed Dylan?
PLAYER: It all happened so fast… 
[partner]: How could you do that to me? I thought you cared about me… 
else
[partner]: He told me you said you wanted to couple up with him.
PLAYER: That's blatantly false.
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan's been spreading rumours… He told me [partner] and Valentina were getting close…
CHOICE: Tell [partner] about the rumour
PLAYER: He tried to convince me on the date that you and Valentina have something going on.
[partner] and Valentina share a confused look.
VALENTINA: Uh, no babe, that's not true.
if coupled with WILL
VALENTINA: I haven't been interested in Will in, like, weeks. Which is practically years in here.
else
VALENTINA: I mean, for a while I thought it was gonna go somewhere… But you two are much better suited for each other.
CHOICE: Ask [partner] if it's true
PLAYER: What's been going on between you and Valentina?
Both [partner] and Valentina do a double take.
[partner]: Wait, what?
VALENTINA: Yeah, what?
PLAYER: Dylan told me he saw you two getting close. On TV, before he came in.
[partner]: That's a lie!
VALENTINA: Ugh, I knew he was a snake. I could feel it.
CHOICE: Ask Valentina if it's true
PLAYER: He told me you two have been getting close.
You turn to Valentina.
PLAYER: Well? Is it true?
She smirks.
VALENTINA: Uh, no babe, that's not true.
if coupled with WILL
VALENTINA: I haven't been interested in Will in, like, weeks. Which is practically years in here.
else
VALENTINA: I mean, for a while I thought it was gonna go somewhere… But you two are much better suited for each other.
[partner]: I can't believe you'd think that was true… 
PLAYER: Yeah. I thought it was probably made up.
if PLAYER kissed HAZEEM
[partner]: Oh, and I heard about your little kiss with Hazeem, by the way.
PLAYER: What?!
[partner]: And I didn't hear about it from Dylan. It was someone I trust.
[partner]: We were together then, Y/N. You cheated on me.
OR
[partner]: I know we weren't together then, but it really makes me doubt whether I can trust you.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] knows about the kiss with Hazeem…
CHOICE: It was heat of the moment
PLAYER: He was leaving... I just got carried away. I'm sorry.
[partner] sighs deeply.
[partner]: It was a long time ago now, but it's really not a nice thing to hear.
CHOICE: I should have told you
PLAYER: It meant nothing, and it was wrong of me to keep it from you. I'm sorry.
[partner] sighs deeply.
[partner]: It was a long time ago now, but it's really not a nice thing to hear.
CHOICE: Who told you?
[partner]: Oh wow, that's your only reaction? You don't even try and apologise?
PLAYER: I'm just trying to… 
[partner]: No, forget it.
He looks up at the sky suddenly.
if coupled with WILL
WILL: Whatever. The universe is chaos.
if PLAYER kissed HAZEEM: Who am I to stop you from kissing other men?
PLAYER (sad): Will… 
WILL: I'd appreciate it if you slept on the daybeds tonight. I need some space to realign my energy.
Will heads back towards the Villa without another word.
if coupled with Will
[partner]: I can't stand here and talk to you any longer. Sleep on the daybeds tonight. I can't look at you.
[partner] storms off back towards the Villa.
if coupled with Najuma
[partner]: Look, I think we should spend the night apart.
PLAYER: What?!
[partner]: Tensions are high right now. I just need to clear my head.
PLAYER (thinking): [partner] thinks we should sleep apart…
CHOICE: But I didn't do anything wrong!
[partner]: It's not you, it's me. Wow, did I really just say that?
CHOICE: But I'll miss you!
[partner]: I'll miss you too… 
CHOICE: OK, if you think it's best…
[partner] nods.
[partner]:I do.
[partner]: We just need to de-escalate the situation, I think.
[partner] gives your hand a little squeeze.
[partner]: I'll see you in the morning, OK?
PLAYER: OK.
[partner] walks back towards the Villa.
You stand there in silence for a moment.
VALENTINA: Uh… You OK, Y/N?
if coupled with WILL
NAJUMA: Yeah, that was rough… He'll come around.
VALENTINA: Yeah.
They both pat you awkwardly on the shoulder.
else
WILL: That was tense. I'm sure everything will be fine, though. [partner] talks a big game, but they really cares about you.
PLAYER: [partner] told you that?
WILL: Yeah. [partner] did.
if not coupled with NAJUMA: NAJUMA: Yeah, [partner ]'ll come around. Just wait.
[BFF] comes running over.
[BFF]: Oh god! What happened? It's OK, I'm here now… 
She takes your hand and leads you over to the daybeds.
[BFF]: Whatever happened, I'm sure you handled it brilliantly… 
Everyone else heads to bed as [THABI/ANGIE/CORA] comforts you until you fall asleep. You slip in and out of a fitful sleep.
PLAYER (thinking): It doesn't feel right, sleeping alone… 
A presence standing over you makes you jump.
DYLAN: Don't worry. Only me.
He perches on the edge of the bed.
DYLAN: I wanted to see if you were OK?
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan wants to know if I'm OK…
CHOICE: No, no thanks to you
CHOICE: I'm not talking to you
He nods, looking down.
DYLAN: Yeah. I wanted to apologise.
CHOICE: I'll be alright
PLAYER: It's been a long night, but I'll get through it.
He nods, and give you a small smile.
DYLAN: I'm sorry if it seems like I was trying to cause trouble tonight. Valentina asked me how the date went, and I couldn't stop myself from gushing… I'm really into you, and I think I might have accidentally implied you were into me.
if PLAYER and DYLAN kissed
PLAYER: But you told people about the kiss!
DYLAN: I didn't think it was supposed to be a secret? I assumed when you kissed me, you'd gone off [partner]...
PLAYER: It's complicated.
DYLAN: Well, I'm sorry for telling people, then. I was well chuffed, to be honest. You're the hottest girl I've ever pulled.
PLAYER (embarrassed): Thanks…
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan's apologising… 
CHOICE: It's OK
PLAYER: I understand how you could get carried away like that. I've definitely had that happen to me before… 
DYLAN: Thanks, Y/N. You're really cool.
CHOICE: You're still suspicious
He chuckles.
DYLAN: I don't mind that. Gotta keep the ladies on their toes, you know?
CHOICE: I don't like you
He chuckles.
DYLAN: Don't you?
PLAYER: No.
DYLAN: Agree to disagree.
He gives you a smouldering look, his eyes dark as pitch.
DYLAN: I'm going to the kitchen for some water. We could continue this conversation in there... if you want?
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan wants me to go to the kitchen with him…
PREMIUM CHOICE: Sure, let's keep chatting
CHOICE: I'm going back to sleep
You roll over and put a pillow over your head.
DYLAN: OK, if you're fine being alone… 
PLAYER (thinking): It would be nice to talk to someone… Do I want to go with Dylan?
PREMIUM CHOICE: Let's go
PLAYER: I'll go with you.
He holds out his hand. You take it, and he pulls you to your feet.
DYLAN: Bangin'. Let's go.
You stand next to Dylan as he fills up a glass of water. He takes a long sip, Adam's apple bobbing.
DYLAN: Ah. That's the stuff. You know, I love water.
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan loves water… 
CHOICE: Gotta stay hydrated
DYLAN: Totally. Same page, you and me.
CHOICE: I prefer fizzy drinks
DYLAN: That stuff'll rot your insides. You should make the switch.
CHOICE: Seriously, be more boring
DYLAN: What do you mean?
PLAYER: 'I love water'? Not exactly a conversation starter.
DYLAN: We're having a conversation, aren't we?
DYLAN: You know… 
He leans on the kitchen counter and moves closer to you.
DYLAN: I heard about what happened between you and [partner].
PLAYER: I think everyone's probably heard by now… 
DYLAN: I know it was partly my fault… 
PLAYER: Partly?!
DYLAN: ... but I wanted to let you know, I'd never let a girl like you go.
PLAYER (thinking): Dylan would never let me go…
CHOICE: [partner] hasn't let me go
DYLAN: Hasn't [partner]?
He looks around at the empty Villa.
DYLAN: Certainly seems like it.
CHOICE: You wouldn't have me in the first place
DYLAN: Oh, yeah? Seems like I've got you right now. Got you alone, at least.
CHOICE: Is that your attempt at flirting?
DYLAN: You could say that. Is it working? Nevermind. From your blush, I can tell that it is.
He leans even closer.
DYLAN: All I'm saying is, I know what I'm doing. And it seems like you could use some company tonight.
PLAYER: Are you saying what I think you're saying?
He runs his fingertips up your arm, leaving goosebumps.
DYLAN: I dunno. What do you think I'm saying?
PLAYER (thinking): I think Dylan wants to do bits…
CHOICE: Here? Now?
He shrugs casually.
DYLAN: Yeah? Why not?
DYLAN (flirty): There's no one around to see… Though, they might hear you scream… 
CHOICE: Someone could see…
He shrugs.
DYLAN: Unlikely. Though, they might hear you scream…
PLAYER (thinking): Do I want to do this?
CHOICE: Go for it
CHOICE: Nod your head
[insert intimacy module here]
CHOICE: Go back to bed
PLAYER: I'm going back to bed.
DYLAN: Your loss, sweetheart.
You walk back towards the daybeds. Dylan's eyes follow you until you're out of sight.
CHOICE: What? No!
PLAYER: Dylan, I think you've wildly misinterpreted something here.
He leans away, a frown crossing his face.
DYLAN: That's disappointing.
You walk back towards the daybeds. Dylan's eyes follow you until you're out of sight.
CHOICE: Goodnight, Dylan
DYLAN: Alright, alright, I'll go. See you tomorrow.
It sounds vaguely threatening. You feel weight lift from the bed as he heads back towards the Villa. Alone, you drift into an unfulfilling sleep.
NARRATOR: Did… Did that just happen? Can we show that? Uh, it's suddenly really hot in here… Ahem. He's a slippery one, that Dylan. We were gonna have a slip and slide in the Villa this year… But I told them, no need. Dylan's enough. Coming up! Dylan continues to be Dylan… 
DYLAN: Good morning, baby!
if PLAYER did bits with DYLAN: And Y/N realises that actions have consequences… 
else: And Y/N and [partner] clear the air… 
[partner]: I think we should talk… 
NARRATOR: See you there!
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fuseboxspoilers · 3 years ago
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Angie's confession 
Hi guys, here's the confession when Angie tells you she wants to be with you, this module will make the script for ep. 41 make so much more sense :)
The stars are scattered in the sky like glitter some shining brighter than the rest.
You sigh and recline back onto your hands watching the bright lights flicker millions of miles above you.
ANGIE: I always wanted a star as a kid. Not cars dolls or play-dough. A star.
You turn towards Angie and smile fondly at her.
PLAYER THINKING: Angie wanted a star as a childhood toy...
Sounds like you
Surprised you didn't want boxing gloves
Aww!
Choice: Sounds like you/Aww!
ANGIE: I ended up getting a teddy bear in the shape of a star.
ANGIE: It may or may not have been operated on.
PLAYER: Uh explain?
ANGIE: All you needed to know was that there was stuffing everywhere.
Choice: Surprised you didn’t want boxing gloves
ANGIE: I got that for my third birthday thank you very much.
PLAYER: Why am I not surprised?
ANGIE: I don't regret punching the postman.
ANGIE: I was defending my letterbox.
PLAYER: Wow. Three-year-old Angie already sticking it to the man.
PLAYER: That seems very on-brand for you Anj.
Angie laughs shakily biting down on her bottom lip…
ANGIE: What wanting things I can't have?
She runs a hand nervously throughout her locks her gaze darting between you and the sky…
ANGIE: You know.... This has been an interesting journey and uh... It's... made me.... Ugh. What are words?
Angie takes a deep breath in trying her best to gain composure…
Your brows furrow together, and you extend your hand to rest on hers…
PLAYER: Anj... you doing alright?
Angie sighs with frustration shaking her head as she looks up to the sky…
ANGIE: Do you have any regrets about your time here Y/N?
PLAYER THINKING: Angie's wondering if I have any regrets....
None.
Tons.
A few....
Choice: None. 
Angie scoffs…
ANGIE: Wish I had your confidence…
Choice: Tons/A few
PLAYER: I think it's kind of natural to think about missed opportunities… Like when you think of a really good retort, but the arguments already ended… So, you just end up irritating yourself really…
ANGIE: Yeah, I know how that feels…
PLAYER: You're telling me that you've got regrets?
Angie stiffens…
She avoids eye contact with you and bites on her bottom lip chewing on it nervously…
ANGIE: M-maybe....
Her voice cracks a bit making you raise an eyebrow…
PLAYER THINKING: Angie seems nervous....
Ask what's wrong.
Don't say anything.
Tickle her side.
Choice: Ask what’s wrong
PLAYER: What's up girl? You didn't eat any of Bruno's expired oats did you?
Angie swallows back a dry laugh…
She rests her head on your shoulder gently…
ANGIE: No I didn't… But... I do have a regret…
Choice: Tickle her side
You lean over and tickle her gentle…
Angie stares blankly back at you…
ANGIE: What are you doing?
PLAYER: Just checking if this was actually Angie, I was speaking to…
ANGIE: And your conclusion?
PLAYER: It's still her... I think… You didn't eat any of Bruno's expired oats, did you?
Angie swallows back a dry laugh…
She rests her head on your shoulder gently…
ANGIE: No, I didn't… But... I do have a regret…
Angie avoids your gaze and returns to looking at the sky…
A comfortable silence passes the two of you…
You feel Angie's hand slide into your grip fingers automatically entwining together…
Her skin is warm flush against your own…
ANGIE: It's been a long journey....  But every step of the way you've had my back. Encouraged me to break out of my shell and... focus on me… I can't tell you how much you mean to me Y/N…
She gently squeezes your hand…
ANGIE: Y/N....
Your head turns slightly to meet her gaze…
Angie is close enough that you catch whiffs of her minted shampoo tinged with cinnamon…
Her lips are mere inches away from your own…
Angie laughs softly…
ANGIE: It's been a long journey… But I wouldn't change it for the world…
A comfortable silence passes as you watch the stars…
ANGIE: You know Y/N I'm grateful for our friendship. I know I've made a mate for life.... I don't think I would have enjoyed my time here without you… Especially considering how unlucky in love I am in here. But think that's just the story of my life… What I'm trying to say is.... Thank you…You've had my back. And... I want you to know I have yours. You're my girl Y/N.  Just know whoever you choose to pick at the recoupling I support you and your decision.
PLAYER THINKING: Angie is so close....
Kiss her.
Let the moment pass.
Choice: Kiss her. 
PLAYER THINKING: Now or never....
You seize the moment leaning in to close the space between your lips and kissing her gently…
Angie is frozen at first unsure of how to proceed but you soon feel her lips moving just as carefully against yours kissing you tenderly…
You instinctively rest your hand against her cheek your thumb rubbing her flushed skin…
Angie's arms wrap around your neck in response.
She pulls you in closer deepening the kiss.
Her stud gently scratches against your nose.
You can feel her smile against your lips full of giddiness and excitement.
A soft giggle escapes her.
You pull back slightly resting your forehead against hers.
I figured it out.
Did I solve it?                           (All these choices result in the same dialogue)
Wait was that it?
ANGIE: You catch on quick....
You both smile shyly.
ANGIE: This is... really new for me. And… ugh words are usually what I'm good at.... I want to see this through. With you… I like you. I like you a lot… Honestly... I think I'm falling in love with you…
Angie pulls back from the embrace and leans her elbows on the balcony.
ANGIE: I know this is a lot to put on you. And so late in the game. After everything that happened with Dylan and....
She trails off looking away from you.
ANGIE: Look we don't have to... You don't.... Whatever you do tomorrow and beyond... just know that I'm always going to support you. Got it?
PLAYER: Got it....
You huddle close together letting your head rest on her shoulder…
Time passes you both by.
The stars drift across the night sky.
Choice: let the moment pass
You let the moment pass.
Warm air wraps around you and Angie turns away suddenly.
The two of you lie back to watch the sky again.
It's a beautiful sight.
PLAYER THINKING: Angie says she'll support me....
And I'll support you.
You've already done so much.
I don't deserve it.
Choice: and I’ll support you 
PLAYER: You'd better.
She beams at you.
ANGIE: That's what friends are for yeah?
You huddle close together letting your head rest on her shoulder.
Choice: you’ve already done so much 
She beams at you.
ANGIE: That's what friends are for yeah?
You huddle close together letting your head rest on her shoulder.
Choice:  I don’t deserve it (I’m assuming this option doesn’t happen if you didn’t sleep with Dylan???)
PLAYER: Not after what happened with Dylan....
ANGIE: Ssh hush now. We've been over that.
She pulls your head in for a soft cuddle.
You end up lying on her lap.
ANGIE: You'll figure it out… You always do.
She laughs softly.
ANGIE: Never change Y/N. I bloody love you…
You huddle close together letting your head rest on her shoulder.
Time passes you both by.
The stars drift across the night sky
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fuseboxspoilers · 3 years ago
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hey you guys, i’m working on decoding some friendship modules and the scripts for the last few episodes! but if you want to see the raw scripts and modules go check out @oliverslove they made a whole folder of them all and it’s really helping me out!
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fuseboxspoilers · 3 years ago
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ep. 38 script
Welcome back to Love Island! Last time we welcomed two new arrivals to the Villa! OLIVER: I like cats and tats! And both wanted a slice of PLAYER! That Oliver is a deep dish his eyes are so dreamy… Like Mozarella clouds. I'm sorry Youcef. I still a-dough you! Anyway. How will PLAYER handle the dates tonight? PLAYER: I'm sure we can find a way to get sweaty together… Let's find out!
Dylan waits on the path leaning on a large tree. He grins excitedly. DYLAN HAPPY: Hey. PLAYER HAPPY: Hey. DYLAN FLIRTY: Happy you made it gorgeous. DYLAN: Thought I'd have to come in and sweep you off your feet. DYLAN FLIRTY: White horse and all. Dylan winks at you. PLAYER: Why a white horse? DYLAN FLIRTY: Prince Charming always has a white horse. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan considers himself a Prince Charming… That's cute, That's cheesy, I might hurl
Dylan smirks bowing playfully. DYLAN: A king will always respect his queen. DYLAN FLIRTY: Especially if she's his type. PLAYERHAPPY: Awww…
Dylan rests a hand on his chest in mock hurt. DYLAN: A little mozzarella never hurt anybody. PLAYER: In this particular case I am lactose intolerant.
He stares at you blankly. DYLAN: Mind the shoes. DYLAN: They are very expensive.
PLAYER: Ready to start the tree walk? DYLAN HAPPY: Eager aren't we? He winks. DYLAN HAPPY: I like it. DYLAN: Let's go.
You start to walk along the elevated path turning your head to admire the lush foliage. Trees are scattered all around. Flowers pour from various branches and you take a moment to lean on the railing. You look down. DYLAN: Scared of heights? DYLAN FLIRTY: Don't worry I've got you. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan's asking if I'm afraid of heights… I'm so afraid!, Nah not really, Are you afraid?
You quickly turn around and focus on a flower growing off a branch taking a deep breath in. PLAYER: I get lightheaded and dizzy. PLAYER: Not my thing. DYLAN HAPPY: Don't worry babe your personal hero is here!
PLAYER: It's just gravity nothing scary. PLAYER HAPPY: Besides I have the higher ground. You grin at Dylan. DYLAN HAPPY: You know it. Dylan starts to flex.
DYLAN: Nah. DYLAN FLIRTY: Heights should be afraid of me. PLAYER FLIRTY: Are you the big bad wolf? Ready to blow the trees down? DYLAN HAPPY: You know it. Dylan starts to flex.
DYLAN HAPPY: These muscles are not just for show. PLAYER: Oh yeah what are they there for? He gives you a cheeky wink. DYLAN FLIRTY: They can do a lot more than flex I'll tell you that. Dylan turns to look at his muscular arms. DYLAN: My muscles gains are only to protect those who need protecting. DYLAN FLIRTY: And I want to protect you PLAYER. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan wants to protect me… I don't need protecting, My hero!, What do I need 'protecting' from?
DYLAN: Sure you don't. PLAYER: I mean it. PLAYER: Besides the eighties called they want their machismo back. He clears his throat awkwardly. DYLAN: Right right.
PLAYER HAPPY: That was sweet Dylan. DYLAN HAPPY: Anything for you PLAYER! DYLAN: You deserve the best of the best. PLAYER: You calling yourself the best? DYLAN HAPPY: For you? Absolutely. PLAYERHAPPY: Awww…
Dylan's gaze is tender when he looks at you. DYLAN: PLAYER… DYLAN: I'll tell you further along the date ok? DYLAN: Now is not the right time. PLAYER: Um OK.
A small silence passes and Dylan starts brushing the branches from your path. You decide to break the silence with some small talk. PLAYER: So what do you do for fun? On your time off? DYLAN: I'm a gym rat. DYLAN: I'm there nearly always on my time off. DYLAN: What about you PLAYER? DYLAN: Do you enjoy the gym? PLAYER THINKING: Do I go to the gym…? You can't out bench me, Not at all, When I have time
DYLAN FLIRTY: I bet I could.
PLAYER ANGRY: It's sweaty and crowded all the time. PLAYER: Not for me thanks.
DYLAN: Your job keeps you busy? PLAYER: It does. DYLAN SURPRISED: That's surprising. I thought it would be quite chill. DYLAN: Artists tend not to have a steady income. DYLAN: Bit of an unstable job no? PLAYER: Uh no. PLAYER: Artists are capable of having busy routines too. DYLAN HAPPY: Lighten up! I was just joking.
DYLAN SAD: That's a shame. DYLAN: Guess you need the right person to help you keep a routine PLAYER. DYLAN HAPPY: Good thing you're looking at him! PLAYER: Is that so? Dylan continues to flex his muscles. DYLAN: The gym is my second home. DYLAN FLIRTY: When you're a pro volleyball player you have to have a pro body. He turns to you with a smirk. DYLAN FLIRTY: I can always help you out with physical fitness… if you want. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan wants to work out with me… I'd like that, I don't mind getting sweaty with you, Yeah no
PLAYER FLIRTY: I'm sure we can find a way to get sweaty together… DYLAN FLIRTY: Oh I'm sure. He winks playfully.
DYLAN: I hope you're not expecting (partner) to help you. DYLAN: they already has their hands full… PLAYER: What do you mean by that? DYLAN: Nothing. PLAYER: Uhh okay… PLAYER: We should keep walking. I think there's a fantastic view at the top. DYLAN: A view better than you PLAYER? DYLAN FLIRTY: I don't believe it. PLAYER HAPPY: Well let's get going.
You begin your walk along the pathway admiring all the greenery. Dylan brushes a few branches away from his face. DYLAN: I've been thinking. DYLAN: I've already seen a lot about you. DYLAN: But you've not seen much of me. DYLAN: You should ask me a question PLAYER. DYLAN: Get to know me. DYLAN FLIRTY: After all once you've been on a date with me you don't need to go on another one. PLAYER THINKING: What question should I ask Dylan? What's your type?, How did your last relationship end?, Why did you want to go on a date with me?
DYLAN HAPPY: A girl with a banging bod lovely lips beautiful eyes… DYLAN: My last girlfriend was a model you know? DYLAN HAPPY: You look just as good as her. PLAYER SURPRISED: Did you just compare me to your ex-girlfriend? DYLAN: Are you getting upset PLAYER? DYLAN: Didn't know you were the type of girl to take things the wrong way. DYLAN HAPPY: I'm just saying that you're as beautiful as a model. PLAYER ANGRY: Who happens to be your ex. DYLAN: Sorry didn't mean to offend you. Dylan grins cheekily.
DYLAN: She couldn't keep up with me. PLAYER: What do you mean? DYLAN FLIRTY: Well I have a lot of stamina and energy… PLAYER: Are you inferring what I think you are? DYLANHAPPY: Yep. He winks cheekily at you. DYLAN: She also just got too clingy. Texting me calling me wanting me to come over all the time… DYLAN: I guess once you have a taste of Dylan you can't get enough.
Dylan smiles tenderly stopping in his tracks. DYLAN HAPPY: Because it's you PLAYER. PLAYER: That's not really an answer. DYLAN FLIRTY: True but I can't just say you're hot can I? PLAYER: I guess not…
As you venture further up the inclined walkway tree branches begin to obstruct your view. Dylan barges his way in front of you and pushes the branches back. DYLAN HAPPY: Your prince will do this for you. He attempts to hold back one branch only for it to flick back in his face. PLAYER SERIOUS: What was the 'prince' saying? DYLAN: Don't be too sensitive now. DYLAN: You know I was only messing with you. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan's been making these odd comments for a while now… PLAYER THINKING: I should say something. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan keeps giving me backhanded compliments… Call him out!, Put your foot down!, Keep silent
DYLAN: With what? PLAYER ANGRY: Giving me backhanded compliments is not OK. PLAYER: When you pair your comment with something indirect. PLAYER: Like telling me my arms are 'too delicate'. PLAYER: Or how I might not work out in the gym. PLAYER: You can really make someone feel insecure and that is not on. PLAYER: Just give a compliment without any bite to it. PLAYER: Otherwise you can be a real jerk. DYLAN SURPRISED: Wow…
DYLAN: How? PLAYER ANGRY: Giving me backhanded compliments is not OK. PLAYER: When you pair your comment with something indirect. PLAYER: Like telling me my arms are 'too delicate'. PLAYER: Or how I might not work out in the gym. PLAYER: You can really make someone feel insecure and that is not on. PLAYER: Just give a compliment without any bite to it. PLAYER: Otherwise you can be a real jerk. DYLANSURPRISED: Wow…
Dylan sighs and turns away from you leaning his elbows on the railing. DYLAN SAD: Sorry I… I hope I didn't blow it. DYLAN: The truth is that I'm really nervous because it's you PLAYER. DYLAN: I've had countless flings and bad relationships. DYLAN SAD: But this is the first time I've met someone and worried about how to act what to say what to do… DYLAN: PLAYER I'm well into you. DYLAN HAPPY: You make my heart do flips you know? PLAYER THINKING: Dylan's only acting like this because he likes me… That's not an excuse, actions have consequences
PLAYER ANGRY: That's no excuse Dylan. PLAYER SERIOUS: Bad behaviour is just bad behaviour. DYLAN SAD: You're right. DYLAN: It's just… I've been watching you for a while on telly and… DYLAN: I know you're right for me. DYLAN HAPPY: I can see us really winning this thing. DYLAN: And being together for the long haul. DYLAN: You really are the only girl on my mind…
Dylan rubs the back of his neck looking down. DYLAN SAD: It probably doesn't help that I'm nervous about… telling you something. DYLAN: I really don't know how to say it. DYLAN: It's been racing in my head since I came in here… PLAYER THINKING: Dylan's not telling me something… Tell me only if you're comfortable, What are you hiding?, I'm not interested
He sighs. DYLAN: Are you sure? DYLAN: I don't want to hurt you. PLAYER: Dylan I'm a big girl. PLAYER: I can handle my feelings. Dylan chews on his bottom lip turning to look at you.
He sighs. DYLAN: I'm only hiding it to protect you. DYLAN: I don't like to see you get hurt PLAYER. PLAYER: Dylan I'm a big girl. PLAYER: I can handle my feelings. Dylan chews on his bottom lip turning to look at you.
DYLAN: Sorry I have to be honest with you. I'm that kind of guy. DYLAN: One advantage about coming in late is that I got to see some things on the telly. DYLAN SAD: And… I got to see (partner) and Valentina getting very cosy. DYLAN: Sharing secret jokes longing looks face touching… DYLAN: All behind your back. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan's saying that {} and Valentina are acting like more than friends… Friendships grow, I'm not fussed by it, I don't believe you
PLAYER SERIOUS: Well we are in the villa together it's normal for all of us to talk? PLAYER ANGRY: (partner) would never do that to me we're strong. DYLAN SAD: I've got no reason to lie to you honest.
DYLAN: I know you might not pick up on it… DYLAN: They're spending a lot of time together when (partner) isn't with you. Dylan hangs his head in his hands. DYLAN SAD: I think they might have kissed. DYLAN: Didn't see it though hopped on a plane before it happened. DYLAN: It's just you can't be that cosy with someone and not have a spark with them. DYLAN SERIOUS: And the way they gaze at each other… PLAYER THINKING: Dylan thinks (partner) and Valentina have something going on… Ask him for clarity, Deny it, Stay quiet
PLAYER SAD: Are you sure? PLAYER: Are you really really sure? DYLAN SAD: Positive babe. DYLAN SAD: I've got no reason to lie to you honest.
PLAYER ANGRY: (partner) would never do that to me we're strong. DYLAN SAD: I've got no reason to lie to you honest.
Dylan looks down. DYLAN SAD: Knew you'd get hurt. DYLAN: This is why I didn't want to tell you. DYLAN SAD: I'm just really worried about you. DYLAN: They are pieing you off PLAYER. DYLAN SAD: It's not right to treat someone like that. DYLAN: Especially not someone as beautiful as you. Dylan takes a step towards you his eyes full of worry. DYLAN: PLAYER… Dylan gently tips your chin up. DYLAN: I'm not going to play you like (partner). DYLAN: I'm interested in you and only you. Nobody else matters. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan's really laying it on thick… *Kiss him! *Lip lock him! Offer him a breath mint
You pull back from the embrace. Dylan flashes you a boyish grin running a hand through his hair. DYLAN: You know back home they call me vanilla ice cream. PLAYER THINKING: I wonder why Dylan's nickname is vanilla cream… Because you go with anything?, Because you're tasty?, Because it's bland and full of low expectations?
DYLAN: Uhh… no. DYLAN: It's because I'm perfect with everything. DYLAN: Cake biscuits soufflé… DYLAN: You. PLAYER: Vanilla ice cream eh?
PLAYER THINKING: Do I like vanilla ice cream? I don't like vanilla icecream, I like vanilla icecream, I prefer another flavour
DYLAN: But you liked the taste of me! PLAYER: Much to my dismay.
DYLAN: That's obvious. DYLAN: Have you seen me? I'm delicious.
DYLAN: But you liked the taste of me! PLAYER: Much to my dismay.
Dylan smirks squeezing your hip gently. PLAYER: I think I have one. PLAYER: Might do you some good. DYLAN: Uh… Dylan quickly covers his mouth breathing into it. He clears his throat and takes a step back. DYLAN: I'll head back to the Villa now. DYLAN HAPPY: Think about what I said yeah? PLAYER: Will do. Dylan gives you one last longing look before walking away.
PLAYER THINKING SAD: Dylan's words keep playing in my mind… PLAYER THINKING: Is (partner) really flirting with Valentina? PLAYER THINKING: Are they really messing me about? PLAYER THINKING: Is Dylan messing me about? PLAYER THINKING: Do I really think they kissed behind my back? Yes I think so, Nah not at all, I should ask (partner) directly
PLAYER THINKING SAD: It's always a possibility… PLAYER THINKING: People end up recoupling and liking each other… PLAYER THINKING ANGRY: But doing it behind my back? That's not on.
PLAYER THINKING HAPPY: I know (partner) is loyal. PLAYER THINKING: (partner) head wouldn't turn. PLAYER THINKING SAD: Would it…?
PLAYER THINKING: I'll speak to (partner) myself. PLAYER THINKING: It's useless making myself upset about this. PLAYER THINKING: I'll speak to (partner) myself.
Oliver's quick footsteps disturb your train of thought. He's out of breath and holding something behind his back. OLIVER: Hey. PLAYER: Hey Oliver. PLAYER HAPPY: Did you jog all the way up here? That's impressive. OLIVER HAPPY: I passed Dylan singing really loudly. PLAYER: Scary. You both laugh. OLIVER: Before I forget here. He holds out a little flower out to you. OLIVER: I was always told to never visit someone empty-handed. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver got me a flower. How sweet!, Is it edible?, That's a bit cheesy
PLAYERHAPPY: Oh Oliver! OLIVER: It's really pretty right? OLIVER HAPPY: Just like you. PLAYERHAPPY: Aww…
OLIVER: Just don't eat it yeah? OLIVER HAPPY: You know I never thought about that. OLIVER: I wouldn't recommend it though. PLAYER HAPPY: Why? OLIVER: In case it tastes bad.
He ducks his head down. OLIVER SAD: Sorry about that. PLAYER HAPPY: It's OK! Just wasn't expecting it. OLIVER HAPPY: It's better than eating it. PLAYER HAPPY: I feel like you're talking from experience. OLIVER EMBARRASSED: That obvious huh? OLIVER: I once ate a bouquet of flowers thinking they were edible… PLAYER SURPRISED: A bouquet? Was it a wedding? OLIVER HAPPY: No no! It was for my mum. I get her flowers every weekend. OLIVER EMBARRASSED: She told me they were edible… OLIVER HAPPY: That was a lie. You both laugh. Oliver smiles fondly.
OLIVER: It's really beautiful isn't it? OLIVER: Being surrounded by so much nature is my ultimate dream. OLIVER: You could wake up to birds chirping a light breeze flowers growing… OLIVER HAPPY: I love it. OLIVER: Do you like nature too PLAYER? PLAYER THINKING: How do I feel about nature? I love it!, I hate it!, It's alright
PLAYER HAPPY: Ultimate dream too. PLAYER: I once wanted to sleep in the rain… PLAYER: Not realistic. OLIVER: I'll bring an umbrella how about that? PLAYER HAPPY: Ooh I love a good compromise! Oliver smiles shyly at you.
PLAYER ANGRY: Pollen bugs and mud? PLAYER: Count me out. PLAYER HAPPY: I truly contemplate moving houses when I see a spider. OLIVER SAD: Oh really? OLIVER: My grandma raised me to treat bugs kindly. OLIVER: Spider in my house? I scoop it out with a glass and paper. PLAYER HAPPY: I wish I had your courage. OLIVER HAPPY: You have plenty of courage {PLAYER. He smiles shyly.
PLAYER: It's just… there. PLAYER: Like air. OLIVER: Not in space! PLAYER: Now you've got me thinking about plants in space. OLIVER: Should we start a business selling space plants? PLAYER: Only if you split the profits with me. OLIVER: Deal.
Oliver smiles shyly at you. OLIVER HAPPY: I really want to know more about you PLAYER. OLIVER: But I know the whole 'questions and answers' thing during first dates is a bit tired. OLIVER HAPPY: That's why I think we should do introductions like those lonely hearts columns. OLIVER: Would you be up for that? PLAYER THINKING: Do I want to break the ice with Oliver? I'm down!, Oh I'm so into this., I'll pass.
OLIVER: I'll go first. Oliver clears his throat pulling away from the railing so he can face you with a smile. OLIVER SERIOUS: A tattoo artist from Cornwall is looking for a girlfriend. OLIVER: He likes succulents dancing scuba diving and honesty. OLIVER: Very close to his family especially his grandmother. OLIVER: May have been adopted by several cats in his neighbourhood… Oliver laughs shyly rubbing the back of his neck. OLIVER HAPPY: Your turn. PLAYER THINKING: How do I see my current relationship status… I'm looking for a partner, I'm not looking for a partner, I'm keeping my options open
Oliver's smile widens before he looks away bashfully. PLAYER: And my view on animals is that they… They are the best!, They are OK, They all need me to adopt them
Oliver gives you a thumbs up.
Oliver gives you a thumbs up.
PLAYER: And in my downtime I… PLAYER THINKING: What do I do in my downtime? I read books, I sleep my life away, I eat eat and eat!
OLIVER HAPPY: Me too! OLIVER: I'm long sighted though so I wear glasses before bed. PLAYER: Aww!
OLIVER: Ooh yeah. OLIVER: Nothing like a good nap in the afternoon. PLAYER HAPPY: Yes! I love that post-nap stretch too. OLIVER HAPPY: Post-nap stretch sounds are great too they sound like dinosaur noises. PLAYER: Can confirm it's true. OLIVER: I usually read before napping or sleeping.
OLIVER HAPPY: Me too! PLAYER HAPPY: Food is good. OLIVER HAPPY: The best. OLIVER: I make a really good curry puff. PLAYER: What's that? OLIVER: Well it's this traditional Malay recipe my grandma taught me. OLIVER: You can describe it as a mini pie filled with different types of curry. OLIVER: I tend to fill mine with potato and chickpea. OLIVER: I'll try making some in the Villa. PLAYER: I'll be first in line. Oliver grins shyly turning his head away. OLIVER: My dad used to tell me off for reading and eating at the same time. OLIVER: He said do one or the other! OLIVER: … So I carried on doing both. PLAYER: What books do you read? OLIVER: Gender and anatomy: study in portraits colour and its meaning traditional art books. OLIVER: What about you? PLAYER THINKING: What genre of books do I read the most? Comedy, Romance, I don't read books, Horror, Sci-fi
PLAYER HAPPY: Nothing like a good laugh before bed! OLIVER HAPPY: I get that.
PLAYER: I like feeling warm and fuzzy before sleeping. OLIVER: Aww I can understand that.
OLIVER: Oh… Oliver awkwardly clears his throat.
OLIVER: Don't you get nightmares? PLAYER: Pft. What are nightmares? PLAYER: I am the nightmare. You grin at Oliver making him laugh slightly. OLIVER: I'll keep an eye out PLAYER. PLAYER: You better.
PLAYER: Spaceships dystopia and science? PLAYER: Count me in! OLIVER: I can see that being interesting. OLIVER HAPPY: I'm currently reading a book my Grandma sent. OLIVER: It's about the history of Malaysian body art. OLIVER: She really supports my career. OLIVER: Even jokes about coming down to London so I can give her a tattoo. OLIVER HAPPY: Even at she's powerwalking around the park. OLIVER: She's got more energy than me. PLAYER HAPPY: I think it's really sweet how she supports you. OLIVER: Yeah I love my Grandma. OLIVER: Dandelion does too. PLAYER: Dandelion is… PLAYER THINKING: Who was Dandelion again? Your cat!, Your dog!, Your succulent!
Oliver's smile brightens as he looks at you. OLIVER HAPPY: Thank you for remembering PLAYER. PLAYER HAPPY: Pro memory over here.
OLIVER: Oh no. OLIVER: Dandelion is my cat. OLIVER: But there is a dog in my neighbourhood that's afraid of Dandelion. PLAYER HAPPY: I was kinda close. OLIVER HAPPY: Kinda!
OLIVER: Not quite. OLIVER: But I do have a succulent named after her. PLAYER: Oh I was close! OLIVER: Dandelion is my cat. OLIVER: She likes chewing my plants sleeping in my tattoo studio and taking over my chair when I'm not there. PLAYER: She sounds like quite the little lady. OLIVER: Oh she is. OLIVER: Dandelion really dislikes everyone but me my parents and my grandma. OLIVER: She still hisses at the postman… PLAYER HAPPY: I'm sure she'll get over it! OLIVER: It's been four years. PLAYER: OK maybe not.
He laughs sheepishly turning his head to show you the dandelion flower tattooed behind his ear. PLAYER: You got that for her? OLIVER: Yeah she serves as my reminder of home. OLIVER: It can get pretty lonely living by myself but… OLIVER: I'm glad I have her with me. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver gets lonely living by himself… I do too, I live with family, I live with housemates
PLAYER: Sometimes you just want another person about y'know? OLIVER HAPPY: I'm really glad you understand PLAYER. He smiles at you.
OLIVER: That must be nice. PLAYER: Sometimes! Other times it's… intense. PLAYER: Bathroom wars are the worst. OLIVER: I can imagine. PLAYER: And don't get me started on tucking the loo roll in or out. OLIVER: Oof I… don't really have an opinion on that. PLAYER HAPPY: Good. He laughs shyly turning his head to watch the trees.
OLIVER: That must be nice. PLAYER: Sometimes! Other times it's… intense. PLAYER: Bathroom wars are the worst. OLIVER: I can imagine. PLAYER: And don't get me started on tucking the loo roll in or out. OLIVER: Oof I… don't really have an opinion on that. PLAYER HAPPY: Good. He laughs shyly turning his head to watch the trees.
OLIVER HAPPY: No problem. Being comfortable is most important. (if said no to introductions)
OLIVER: Oh and um… OLIVER HAPPY: Thanks for going on this date with me PLAYER. PLAYER: … Even if I didn't have much choice? Oliver chuckles softly. OLIVER: I know first dates can be awkward especially as a late entry. OLIVER: Friendships are built relationships are established hearts are already set… OLIVER: I don't want to disrupt that. OLIVER: Especially not for you. OLIVER: I understand by coming in here I might have to break someone up but… I'm not trying to ruin relationships. OLIVER HAPPY: Going with the flow is the way I live my life… and my relationships too. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver goes with the flow… Me too, I wish I could do that, Nope can't do that
OLIVER HAPPY: Glad you get it.
OLIVER: Yeah it's not easy. OLIVER: Not a 'one size fits all' philosophy. PLAYER: It must be nice thinking like that sometimes… He gently nudges your shoulder. OLIVER HAPPY: I'll help you out. PLAYER HAPPY: That would be nice! PLAYER: I'm like the queen of overthinking. PLAYER: I need to know what time when where and how. OLIVER: Doesn't it get draining to think like that? PLAYER HAPPY: Better to be overprepared than not at all! OLIVER: I suppose. PLAYER: But… I do get what you are saying. Oliver turns his head to smile at you. OLIVER HAPPY: I really think you're great PLAYER. OLIVER: I'm sorry if I'm being forward but I want you to know that I enjoyed our time together. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver's happy about our date… PLAYER THINKING: How should I thank him? Try and kiss him, Thank him, Crack a joke
You take a step forward to kiss him but Oliver pulls back and grasps your hands tenderly. His thumb rubs your knuckles. OLIVER HAPPY: PLAYER… OLIVER HAPPY: I really really like you. OLIVER: Even if you just want to be friends I'm cool with that. OLIVER: But I don't want to go behind (partner)'s back. OLIVER: It's not right. OLIVER: Especially because I believe honesty is important in any relationship. OLIVER: If we were to get together I'd want to do it the right way. OLIVER: With (partner) knowing that we… want to be together. PLAYER: Yeah I get that… OLIVER HAPPY: Thank you for understanding PLAYER. Oliver smiles giving your shoulder a gentle nudge.
PLAYER HAPPY: Thank you Oliver. OLIVER: It's OK. OLIVER: I believe in the power of compliments. OLIVER HAPPY: Just one smile makes me feel I got the job done! PLAYER: And what's the job? OLIVER HAPPY: Making people smile. OLIVER: Or in this instance… making you smile.
PLAYERHAPPY: Oliver… He smiles shyly dipping his head down. PLAYER: What did the buffalo say when his son left? Oliver gives you a confused look. OLIVER: Um… what? PLAYERHAPPY: Bison! Oliver awkwardly laughs. OLIVER HAPPY: You're… quite the jokester aren't you? PLAYER: When I need to be. OLIVER HAPPY: I like that. Oliver smiles brightly when he looks at you. OLIVER: I'll head back to the Villa now… unless you want to walk back together? PLAYER THINKING: Do I want to walk back to the Villa with Oliver? Sure let's go!, I'm right behind you, I'll make my own way back
His face lights up though he quickly looks down to hide his excitement. OLIVER HAPPY: Thanks. PLAYER HAPPY: Company is better than none! OLIVER: That's true. You both start to walk down the pathway. OLIVER: There's quite a lot of branches in this area… OLIVER: Do you want me to push them back or are you OK? PLAYER THINKING: Oliver's asking if he can help me push the branches… Yes please!, I'm OK, I'm the branch queen
He smiles and starts to push back the branches obstructing your path clearing up the walkway for you. OLIVER: Better? PLAYER HAPPY: Better! PLAYER: Thanks Oliver. OLIVER: Not a problem.
You push the branches away from your face and Oliver makes his way beside you. OLIVER HAPPY: OK! Be careful.
You begin pushing the branches out of your way and start walking back to the Villa. OLIVER HAPPY: What does that even mean? PLAYER: Watch and see. You start to brush the branches away only to pull one back really hard until it snaps. PLAYER: I did that on purpose to show the trees who's boss. Oliver stifles a laugh and works with you to clear up the pathway. OLIVER HAPPY: Let's get going branch queen.
OLIVER HAPPY: No problem I'll hang back here for a bit. OLIVER: See you around PLAYER. PLAYER HAPPY: See you… (if decided not to walk with Oliver)
You see Dylan fixing his hair in the reflection of the door. He sees you walking up and turns around. DYLAN: Hey. PLAYER: Hey… what are you doing out here? Dylan's smile brightens. DYLAN: I was feeling lonely without you. Oliver stifles a laugh. Dylan looks at Oliver puffing up his chest. DYLAN SERIOUS: I've got it from here mate. Oliver turns to look at you. OLIVER HAPPY: I'll be by the pool. OLIVER: Thanks for walking back with me. OLIVER: You're great company. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver thinks I'm great company… You are too!, I know I am, We should do this again Oliver smiles shyly.
OLIVER: Thanks PLAYER. Oliver's face lights up. OLIVER HAPPY: I'd really like that. He smiles at you and makes his way inside the Villa.
DYLAN: Sheesh thought he'd never leave. DYLAN: I was over here missing you! DYLAN: And I missed you more than anything. PLAYER: You missed me? Dylan's gaze softens his smile growing larger. DYLAN: How could I not? DYLAN HAPPY: You're literally perfect. DYLAN FLIRTY: Plus those legs of yours keep running through my mind. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan can't get me off his mind… That's sweet, Ugh gross, No wonder my legs are tired
DYLAN FLIRTY: I'm vanilla ice cream baby. DYLAN HAPPY: I am sweet as sweet can be!
DYLAN: You'll appreciate the Dylan. DYLAN: I just know it.
DYLAN HAPPY: I could always carry you over the threshold. PLAYER HAPPY: Not that tired Dylan! He chuckles softly and opens the villa door for you. DYLAN FLIRTY: After you babe. PLAYER: Thank you.
As you walk into the living room you notice (partner) and Valentina sitting on the couch. She's gripping (partner)'s jaw firmly looking at them left to right. VALENTINA: Yup. VALENTINA: I can defo see it.
Dylan frowns leaning in to whisper in your ear. DYLAN SERIOUS: PLAYER are you OK? DYLAN: I can't believe they're doing this in front of you… DYLAN: It's not right. PLAYER THINKING SAD: Valentina and (partner) are really close on the couch… PLAYER THINKING: How do I feel about Valentina and (partner)'s closeness? It's fine, I hate it, It's none of my business
PLAYER THINKING: I'm sure it's innocent. PLAYER THINKING: I trust (partner)
PLAYER THINKING ANGRY: Why are they sat so close together? PLAYER THINKING: Is… Dylan right?
PLAYER THINKING: I'm sure it's innocent. PLAYER THINKING: I trust (partner).
Dylan sighs loudly. It catches the attention of (partner) and Valentina. (partner) HAPPY: Hey! I didn't hear you come back. DYLAN: Didn't want to disturb how cosy you looked. VALENTINA: I was just giving (partner) some make-up tips. DYLAN SERIOUS: Sure you were. Dylan turns to look at you smiling sweetly. DYLAN HAPPY: I'll be on the daybeds if you need me… DYLAN: And… don't forget what I said yeah? Dylan gives you one last look before slipping away.
(partner) and Valentina are deep in conversation. They start laughing loudly. (partner) HAPPY: That's hilarious Valentina! PLAYER THINKING ANGRY: It's like they forgot I'm here… PLAYER THINKING: How should I let (partner) know I'm here? Sit on (partner) lap, Sit in between them, Sit beside (partner)
(partner) wraps an arm around your waist. (partner) HAPPY: Making yourself comfortable are we? PLAYER HAPPY: Need to make my throne cosy. VALENTINA: Gross.
PLAYER: So… what were you guys laughing about? VALENTINA: There's a perfectly good seat right over there. PLAYER HAPPY: Really? I think this is just a good spot. (partner) drapes an arm around your shoulder. (partner) HAPPY: Nice to have you back. PLAYER: Yeah… what were you guys laughing about?
(partner) drapes an arm around your shoulder. {}HAPPY: Nice to have you back. PLAYER: Yeah… what were you guys laughing about? VALENTINA: It's one of those jokes where you had to be there. PLAYER: Good thing I'm here. (partner): It's boring don't worry about it. (partner): How was your date? (partner): I saw Dylan walk in with you… they bites their bottom lip nervously. VALENTINA: I thought he was your first date? PLAYER THINKING: Valentina and (partner) are asking if I spent more time with Dylan… I did spend more time with him, He was just waiting outside, You had to be there
(partner)'s face drops. {(partner)SURPRISED: Oh… Valentina purses her lips. VALENTINA: Looks like Dylan is really keen on you. VALENTINA: His presence is louder than he is. VALENTINA: Actually no. Both are pretty loud. (partner): Angie gets super irritated every time he breathes near her. VALENTINA HAPPY: It's so funny seeing her face like that. (partner) HAPPY: Oh yup! It makes me laugh. PLAYER THINKING: They really do enjoy each other's company… (partner) leans forward. (partner): So… how did your dates go? VALENTINA: You're a very popular girl PLAYER. PLAYER: Well Oliver… PLAYER THINKING: How did my date Oliver go? He's not my type, He's kind of cute, He's more of a friend
(partner)'s smile grows squeezing your arm gently. (partner): His tattoos are nice.
(partner)'s face falls and {} looks down. VALENTINA: Oh yeah I can see that. VALENTINA: It's that puppy-dog charm.
(partner)'s smile grows squeezing your arm gently. (partner): His tattoos are nice.
VALENTINA: I wouldn't mind him inking me up. (partner): And Dylan? How did that date go? PLAYER THINKING: What was my date with Dylan like? It was quite nice, It was not for me, It was eye-opening
(partner) frowns looking away from you. VALENTINA: Huh really?
PLAYER: He was a bit nervous but he tried his best with me. PLAYER: Even tried to open my eyes to a few things… (partner)SERIOUS: Oh yeah? Like what? VALENTINA: He's a bit boisterous. PLAYER: Yeah I agree.
PLAYER: He was a bit nervous but he tried his best with me. PLAYER: Even tried to open my eyes to a few things… (partner) SERIOUS: Oh yeah? Like what? (partner): What do you mean by that? VALENTINA: I'm curious too.
Before you can answer Tiffany barges in with a smile on her face. Dylan and Oliver follow behind her. TIFFANY SURPRISED: I got a text! I got a text! PLAYER: What does it say? TIFFANY HAPPY: Islanders you are all invited to a party tonight to get to know one another. DYLAN FLIRTY: It's obviously being thrown to celebrate the Dylan. (partner): Yeah… no. (partner): I think it's just a party. (partner)HAPPY: I'm really excited for this. {(partner) HAPPY: Hey Valentina can you help me with that thing we were talking about earlier? VALENTINA HAPPY: Oh that'll look great on you! Valentina and (partner) scurry off to the dressing room.
Dylan shoots you a concerned look. PLAYER THINKING SAD: I guess Valentina and (partner) have got rather close… PLAYER THINKING: But do I really think something happened between them? PLAYER THINKING: I'm not sure anymore… Angie watches you with a concerned look on her face. ANGIE HAPPY: Hey… you wanna go get ready? PLAYER HAPPY: That would be nice yeah. PLAYER THINKING: Might be a good opportunity to get out of my head for a bit. Angie: You know I'm here if you want to talk right? PLAYER: I know I know. I think I just need a breather. Angie HAPPY: I'm sure the party will be great for that!
Great indeed PLAYER! Do you think Valentina could lend me that mascara? I want my eyes to pop. Coming up on Love Island! (partner): Look I think we should spend the night apart. And things get a little… messy! DYLAN: I'd be honoured to squirt you. See you then!
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ep. 37 script 
Welcome back to Love Island! "Last time the Islanders had a big bottle battle." THABI : I volunteer as tribute! I'll tell you a secret… Thabi's mum told me to look out for her girl but I don't think Thabi needs it anymore! I'd follow her anywhere. Especially if she offered to carry me. Coming up! Tom tells it like it is. TOM : I want to send these two home. And mystery boxes arrive at the Villa…
The dressing room is a hive of activity as the girls throw on makeup as quickly as possible. VALENTINA HAPPY: New boys! New boys! THABI : I can't believe this I was just getting used to everything. Angie sighs. ANGIE : One of these boys has got to be the right one right? ANGIE : I feel like I say this every time there's new boys but it's gotta be true soon. ANGIE SAD: I can't keep being single with a guy I'm just mates with then being single again. CORA HAPPY: I'm sure you'll find your man babe! ANGIE : It's just Thabi has (partner) and PLAYER has (partner)… ANGIE : Where's Angie's other half? PLAYER THINKING: Angie's hoping one of the new boys will be the boy she's looking for… One of them has to be, Maybe look elsewhere, I'll give you (partner)
ANGIE : I'm really hoping so! NAJUMA : I'll make them sweep you off your feet don't worry.
Angie frowns then looks around the dressing room then back at you. ANGIE : Nothing but girls in here.
Angie looks Najuma up and down. ANGIE EMBARRASSED: No offense but you're not exactly my type. PLAYER FLIRTY: Your loss.
ANGIE : I don't know… ANGIE : I get the feeling { }'s a little intimidated by me. ANGIE : Plus { } might object. ANGIE : But enough about me! I didn't mean to be such a downer. ANGIE : I'm genuinely excited for these new guys! VALENTINA HAPPY: It's going to shake things up! VALENTINA : And it keeps our fellas on their toes. TIFFANY : There'd better not be another comedian. TIFFANY : Keeping Bruno in check is turning into a full-time job. TIFFANY : Plus we'd have to make it open mic night every night and I'm meant to be on holiday!" THABI : How about you PLAYER? Are you excited for the new boys?" PLAYER THINKING: How do I feel about the new boys? I'm happy with (partner), I doubt they'll be anything special, It's always exciting!
(partner) smiles at you. (partner): That's just what I was thinking. (partner): No man can stand in our way. (if partnered with najuma)
"TIFFANY : Yeah you two are too adorbs." TIFFANY : It really feels like you're gonna make it all the way.
ANGIE HAPPY: Don't say that! PLAYER : Oh sorry babe.
PLAYER : I bet they'll be the most amazing fantastic guys and we'll all want a bite. PLAYER : Agh I can't win. NAJUMA FLIRTY: Maybe several bites if they're gorge enough. VALENTINA : You really did read a lot of those vampire books growing up eh? NAJUMA HAPPY: I'm still reading them. THABI : It does give me the tummy tickles. The other girls stop getting ready and look at her. THABI : What? ANGIE : You're cute as a button love but you have to be putting some of it on. THABI : What do you mean? ANGIE : Who says 'tummy tickles' seriously? THABI EMBARRASSED: Me?
Something clatters on the other side of the room. CORA : Ah! Sorry girls. CORA : And to whoever those hairsprays belonged to. VALENTINA : They're mine! Cora carefully stacks the sprays back up. CORA : I'm rushing around too much… CORA : Getting hyped about the new boys! NAJUMA : Already going off (partner)? CORA HAPPY: I always love meeting new people! CORA : I just get a little too giddy sometimes. CORA : But what I'm wondering is… CORA : What does a challenge have to do with these guys? PLAYER THINKING: What do I think the new boys will do in this challenge? They'll ask us questions, They are the challenge, We'll wrestle them in jelly
The girls pause. VALENTINA : I hadn't thought about that. CORA : Of course! These guys will have been watching us on telly. ANGIE : Ha! You girls look like two deer caught in the headlights. ANGIE : It'll be fine.
NAJUMA : How do you mean babe? PLAYER : Like we have to do something with them?" THABI : Like what? PLAYER HAPPY: I don't know! I don't make these challenges up.
THABI : Ew! I hope not. VALENTINA : Jelly in this heat? NAJUMA : My hair would never recover… TIFFANY HAPPY: There's only one way to find out. Let's finish getting ready and go! PLAYER THINKING: What should I wear to meet these new boys? ANGIE HAPPY: Damn PLAYER. At least give us a fighting chance! THABI HAPPY: That's such a cute look on you babe. THABI : The new boys will love it! TIFFANY HAPPY: And I thought I was the joker here. PLAYER : I'll let you know I take this very seriously.
PLAYER EXCITED: Time to meet these new guys! You all make your way to the challenge platform meeting up with the other Islanders along the way. As a treat for the Islanders I ordered two marble statues of myself to be placed around the Villa. I got a text from the delivery company saying they'd been delivered… Ah! It looks like they're right there. I can't wait to see the group's faces when they open them up! Ahead of you on the platform stand two large wooden boxes each labelled 'Fragile'.
JAMES : Ominous… YOUCEF SURPRISED: Ah that's my phone. "Islanders in today's challenge your actions will decide whether two new boys enter the villa or are immediately dumped from the Island." ANGIE SURPRISED: What?! BRUNO HAPPY: Nice! Let's say goodbye to them right now. ANGIE SAD: Nooo… PLAYER THINKING: The boys might get dumped before they even arrive! Angie needs this, I don't need the drama, I'll break them out!
ANGIE EMBARRASSED: That really makes me sound desperate…
PLAYER : It'd be nice to not deal with it not gonna lie. THABI : Not sure that's in the rules. PLAYER : Rules are more like guidelines to me.
YOUCEF : Excuse me. Can I continue? Inside each box is a new boy. You are about to receive a set of riddles about your fellow Islanders. The girls must compete against the boys to answer the most riddles correctly. If the girls win they get the two lovely lads. If the boys win they will be immediately dumped from the Island.
VALENTINA : Riddles about us? YOUCEF : Will you please stop interrupting… VALENTINA : Oh sorry Youcef dramatically clears his throat. "Each correct answer will remove another section of the boxes revealing more of the boy inside. Oliver and Dylan " He puts his phone down. WILL : Is that it? YOUCEF : Yes. I said the hashtags you should know that's the end. TIFFANY : Now Youcef's finished his dramatic reading can we actually talk about the boys in the box! BRUNO : That'd make a sick TV show. 'The Boys in the Box'. BRUNO : Maybe it could be about… ANGIE : Bruno I love you but please shut up. I want to crack these bad boys out already. JAMES : Hey they only come out if you win. We have a chance to send them packing. PLAYER THINKING: We have to win the game to get the new boys into the Villa… We're gonna win!, I hope they're not maths questions, Why are they labelled 'fragile'?
BRUNO : Oh yeah? BRUNO : Well then we'll get all the answers wrong just to spite you!
ANGIE : Works for me. BRUNO : … Wait. TIFFANY : Don't you do a lot of maths in your job? PLAYER : What of it? TIFFANY : Nothing… I'm just glad I don't have to go over your accounts or anything. BRUNO HAPPY: Quick! What's the square root of pi? PLAYER : Huh? VALENTINA : Roughly 3.14 BRUNO : … It is? VALENTINA : It's approximate. Do you want me to explain it to you? BRUNO EMBARRASSED: Um… no.
ANGIE : I really hope it's not to do with their egos. BRUNO : Is this when you tell us that you'll never date a delivery man again or something? ANGIE : Muscles from Brussels but had an ego like a Fabergé egg. TOM : Alright alright can we just get on with the game?" TOM : I want to send these two home. ANGIE : We'll see about that… You line up with the girls on one side the boys facing you on the other." A phone pings. VALENTINA HAPPY: It's mine! "I speak the language of love but she did not. Yet that was no barrier for us when our bodies did most of the talking. Who am I?" VALENTINA : So it's one of the boys… THABI HAPPY: And he slept with a girl when he couldn't speak her language! PLAYER THINKING: Which boy slept with a girl he didn't speak the language of? Youcef, Will, Tom
NAJUMA HAPPY: Oh yeah! I remember him mentioning that now. ANGIE : How'd I forget about that?
THABI : Was it Will? THABI : It doesn't sound like him… VALENTINA : I'm just going to put it as the answer and we'll see. THABI : Was it Tom? THABI : It doesn't sound like him… VALENTINA : I'm just going to put it as the answer and we'll see.
Valentina types the answer in and hits send. Soon her phone pings. Congrats girls! You've scored the first point. Two panels on each of the boxes slides across revealing the men's arms. One has thick and muscular arms and the other is covered in tattoos. ANGIE FLIRTY: Ooh here we go…" (if guessed Youcef)
"Girls you are incorrect. The correct answer was Youcef." YOUCEF : I'm honestly a little hurt that none of you remembered that. Both boxes remain firmly closed. ANGIE : Dammit. A boy's phone goes off. WILL : It's mine… "I've made sculptures big and small. Some squat some tall. None are very good but all squish nicely. It's just a hobby after all. Who am I?" TOM : What is even happening? BRUNO : Alright focus lads. Which one of the girl's makes sculptures? The boys huddle together. JAMES : PLAYER right? From the corner of your eye you see Najuma smirk. The boys reply with their answer. After a moment Will's phone pings. "Sorry boys PLAYER was not correct. Najuma is the hobbyist sculptor." WILL : Oh! Of course. ANGIE HAPPY: Yes! We're a point ahead.
VALENTINA : Alright we're still on even footing. Your phone pings. PLAYER : Looks like I've got the next one… "I told a story in a room full of people where only one wore white that should have brought tears of laughter but instead caused quite a fright.Who am I?" HABI : Did this boy tell a ghost story or something? VALENTINA : Oh wait something about this feels familiar. Who was it? PLAYER THINKING: Which boy told a bad story in a room with someone wearing white in it? Sounds like James, Wasn't that Tom?, It could have been Youcef
JAMES : Hey what? THABI : That doesn't seem right. Your finger hovers over the send button. ANGIE HAPPY: Wait! It's Tom. He nervously scratches the back of his head. TOM EMBARRASSED: What me?
YOUCEF : Please. YOUCEF : All my stories are gold. CORA : That doesn't seem right. Your finger hovers over the send button. ANGIE HAPPY: Wait! It's Tom. VALENTINA : That's right! Juliet mentioned it didn't she? VALENTINA : His mate got him to tell a really embarrassing story. TOM : Bloody Tolly. "You type Tom's name in hit send and wait for the reply." You're correct and gain the point.
Another panel slides open revealing the boys' legs. ANGIE HAPPY: That's two already boys! Two panels on each of the boxes slides across revealing the men's arms. One has thick and muscular arms the other is covered in tattoos. ANGIE FLIRTY: Ooh here we go…
WILL : OK boys we need to pull this back. BRUNO : I didn't think you'd care mate. WILL : Have you seen those tats? I can't be outdone in here. "My relationships are like a bolt of lightning. Bright intense but over quickly. Life's too short to settle. Who am I?" YOUCEF FLIRTY: Oh I think I know exactly who this is about… Cora gulps. BRUNO : Do tell. YOUCEF : Come closer and I will. The boys huddle again and talk amongst themselves. "Eventually you see them type their answer in and hit send." A moment later… "Congratulations boys. Cora was the correct answer." JAMES HAPPY: Yes! A point to us. ANGIE : Alright calm down. There's still more to go.
Angie's phone pings. ANGIE : And here it is… "I saw an investment too good to be true but when it failed I became quite blue. There's no more love for that toy it was just a giant marketing ploy. Who am I?" VALENTINA : Who can this one be about? I haven't the foggiest. NAJUMA : A boy who bought a bunch of toys as an investment? How was that ever meant to be a good idea? PLAYER THINKING: Which boy bought a lot of toys as a bad investment? Bruno seems like the sort, Will strikes me as the type, "It was James right?"
CORA : Ooh yeah I can see that. ANGIE : He's definitely the type that doesn't look after his cash.
TIFFANY : Really? TIFFANY : I don't see Will as the investment kind of person. ANGIE : Maybe that's how we get caught out though. VALENTINA : Yeah like a trick question!
THABI HAPPY: Ah! Now that you say that I'm sure it was. TIFFANY : I thought James would know better though. HABI : Anyone can get swept up in a movement like that… You enter your answer and hit send. A moment later you receive your reply. "Congrats girls! James was the correct answer." ANGIE HAPPY: Yes! We got that point.
One of the last panels on each box opens up this time revealing both men's torsos. One is hard with chiselled abs. The other is also toned and covered in tattoos. ANGIE HAPPY: I am loving this.
Another panel slides open revealing the boys' legs. One pair of legs is very toned and muscular. The other pair is covered in tattoos. TIFFANY : I'm sensing a theme here.
"Sorry girls. James was actually the man who bought toys as an investment opportunity." JAMES EMBARRASSED: My mate at the bar told me those toys were a sure thing! JAMES EMBARRASSED: Then again he also told me that radio signals will eventually cause the planet to explode. TIFFANY : Wait what? JAMES : I found it was best not to ask. BRUNO : Why? How? JAMES : Because then he'd carry on talking. (if james was not guessed)
More riddles come in. "The boys manage to score a point then another." PLAYER THINKING: The boys are getting into the swing of things. You look at the boxes. PLAYER THINKING: Maybe I can sneak into one of the boxes? No one would notice if I was quick…
PLAYER THINKING: Should I sneak into one of the boxes? *Sneak into the tattooed guy's box *Sneak into the muscular guy's box Stay on the platform PLAYER THINKING: If the boys win this we might never see the rest of the boys! PLAYER THINKING: Maybe I should sneak off and have a cheeky look. PLAYER THINKING HAPPY: No one will notice! PLAYER THINKING: I could sneak into one of those boxes… *Get closer to the tattooed guy *Get closer to the muscly guy Stay with the others Narrative S E You decide to stand in the row with the rest of the girls. PLAYER : If the new boys stay then I'll get a chance to meet them.
You carefully back up behind the line of girls and creep towards the boxes before slipping inside the back of one. The boy inside jumps. Dylan SURPRISED: Woah! Dylan FLIRTY: Hey there beautiful. Couldn't wait to see me? Dylan : Understandable really.
Oliver EMBARRASSED: Sorry you just completely surprised me. Oliver : Um what are you doing in here? He looks at you expectantly. PLAYER: What am I doing sneaking into this box? Seeing what the fuss was about, I'm greedy, I'm calling dibs
{ } HAPPY: 'Course you are. { } FLIRTY: And I'm here to cause that fuss. { } : That's bold of you. { } FLIRTY: I like it.
{ } : I wouldn't say that. { } : Maybe a little impatient… { } FLIRTY: But waiting around can be dull.
Dylan HAPPY: Oh are you now? Dylan FLIRTY: Smart thinking. I imagine you'll need to fight those ladies off with a broom though. Oliver SURPRISED: Wow you don't beat around the bush.
{ } HAPPY: I'm glad a a few glimpses of my body were enough to convince you. { } : I'm { } by the way." PLAYER THINKING: His name is { }… Nice to meet you I'm PLAYER, I've not met a 'Dylan' before, I've not met an 'Oliver' before Does the name match the personality?
{ } HAPPY: I know that. { } : I have been watching you for the past few weeks after all.
Dylan : It's because I'm an original. Dylan FLIRTY: You won't find many boys of my calibre in here. PLAYER : This box? Dylan : Well yeah… Dylan FLIRTY: Or out there in the Villa or out there in the world really.
Oliver SURPRISED: Really? Oliver EMBARRASSED: It's quite a common name… Oliver FLIRTY: But I'm pleased to be your first. Oliver : I hope I make a good impression for all Oliver's out there.
{ } : I'm going to be honest I don't know what you mean by that. He stares at you for a moment longer. { } FLIRTY: So… yes? You hear a cheer as the girls score another point. { } : Sounds like the competition is heating up out there. { } : You sure the girls can handle being a woman down? PLAYER THINKING: Can the girls beat the boys without me? They'll be fine, Probably not, Don't give the boys credit
PLAYER : Even without me. { } : Well that's good. { } : I wasn't looking forward to going home before anyone else got to see me.
{ } : Well that's a problem. { } : I kinda wanted the others to see me before I have to leave… { } HAPPY: I'm just going to hope you're wrong.
Dylan FLIRTY: Oh trust me… I don't.
Oliver : I don't know they seem like a bunch of decent lads. Oliver : And they were doing alright from what I could hear…
The boys cheer. { } : I imagine we don't have much longer in here together… { } SURPRISED: I'm surprised they haven't noticed you missing already to be honest. PLAYER THINKING: We don't have much time left in the box together… Tell him you want a chat later, Compliment his muscles, Compliment his tattoos, Try to kiss him
PLAYER : We need to speak more later… PLAYER : Perhaps in a more private? { } FLIRTY: It's a date.
PLAYER FLIRTY: I like your muscles by the way. Dylan FLIRTY: Of course you do. He flexes his bicep. Dylan HAPPY: No woman can resist these bad boys.
PLAYER FLIRTY: Your tattoos are super pretty by the way. Oliver HAPPY: Oh thanks!" Oliver : They took a lot of time and money and some people hate them… Oliver : But they make me feel more like me you know?
You inch closer to him. You can feel the warmth of his skin and his breath on your face. Dylan FLIRTY: I like where this is going. He tries to bend down to get closer to your face but the box stops him from getting very far. You yourself struggle to move in the confined space. Dylan : Huh guess it's not really gonna happen in here." Dylan FLIRTY: That's alright just come and find me alone later on." Dylan FLIRTY: Or don't and we can just do it in front of everyone. Dylan : It'll show (partner) that I mean business.
Oliver : Oh um what's happening right now?" PLAYER FLIRTY: Isn't it obvious? He puts an arm out to block you. Oliver : Look I'm flattered but this isn't how I want to enter the Villa." Oliver : I'm not that kind of guy. Oliver SAD: But… Oliver : Maybe if we get to know each other better…
Just then you hear { }. (partner) : Hey where's PLAYER? ANGIE : She was just right here… { } : Guess that's your cue to leave then. PLAYER : Guess so. { } : It was great meeting you in person. { } : Now go and win that challenge so I can come into the Villa.
You sneak back out of the box and try to move back in with the girls without anyone noticing. You fail miserably. BRUNO : Oi there she is!" THABI : Where did you go babe?" PLAYER : Nowhere… VALENTINA : Were you checking out the guys?! PLAYER HAPPY: Maaaybe… You see (partner) frown. ANGIE HAPPY: Tell us all about them! VALENTINA : No don't! Some of us like surprises. If we just hurry up and win we'll all get a gander. You fall back in line with the girls and resume playing.
Eventually the game comes to the final point. VALENTINA SURPRISED: I can't believe we're tied! ANGIE : The tension is too much…
Youcef's phone pings. "My beauty made hearts race but jealousy stirred up trouble on the Island.Who am I?" PLAYER THINKING: Hearts racing… could that be about me and the Heartrate Challenge on my first night? It's pretty obvious, Maybe the boys won't get it?, But I could be wrong You hold your breath while the boys talk.
YOUCEF : Well I feel like I know who this is about… TOM : I think we all do. Youcef chuckles. YOUCEF : And it's true that if I type in the answer we'll get rid of these new boys. YOUCEF : But where's the fun in that? I'm always up for some healthy competition. TOM SURPRISED: What? Youcef quickly types something into the phone while holding Tom at bay then hits send. A moment of silence goes by. "Sorry boys but Thabi was the wrong answer. The correct answer was PLAYER." TOM SURPRISED: That's who we said! Why'd you do that? YOUCEF : I like to see you sweat. JAMES : You're as chaotic as Najuma and Bruno. BRUNO : Almost… PLAYER THINKING: Youcef answered incorrectly on purpose! Cheer him, Boo him, Stay quiet
You join Angie and Valentina in cheering at Youcef.
ANGIE : What's wrong with you love? That man may have just saved my dating life! She turns to him. Angie and Valentina cheer at Youcef loudly. ANGIE HAPPY: I could kiss you right now! He laughs. YOUCEF : Save it for the sexy new boys no? ANGIE HAPPY: Ah! I've got a text. "Congratulations girls! As you won today's challenge the boys in the box will now enter the Villa. Oliver and Dylan" There's a shuffling noise as the two boxes begin to slide the rest of the way open.
The first to open belongs to the tattooed man. The first to open belongs to Oliver. He jumps out with a flourish. OLIVER HAPPY: Hey everyone! OLIVER : And thanks Youcef for letting me in. YOUCEF : My pleasure. ANGIE SURPRISED: He's gorgeous
Just then the next box opens revealing the boy inside. DYLAN : Hold up ladies. DYLAN FLIRTY: You've not met me yet. He casually stretches back allowing his muscles to flex and bulge. DYLAN : And that would be a crime surely. YOUCEF : Hmm maybe I made a mistake… PLAYER THINKING: The boys have been revealed! Wink at Oliver, Wink at Dylan, Smile at (who you met in the box)
He grins at you brightly. PLAYER THINKING: Looks like my gamble to sneak in the box paid off… He looks a little surprised but smiles brightly at you. (Oliver) He's already staring at you and grins as you wink at him. (Dylan) Without missing a beat he blows kiss back your way.
PLAYER THINKING: I knew sneaking in the box would pay off… "He doesn't notice at first instead looking around at the other girls." "Eventually his gaze settles on you and he meets your eye." He winks right back at you.
You turn to (partner) and smile warmly at them (partner) does the same back to you looking a little more at ease.
DYLAN HAPPY: Alright lads and ladies as much as I'm enjoying this attention I've been packed in that box for too long. DYLAN : How's about we take this somewhere a little more interesting? BRUNO HAPPY: Let's go to the pool! I need to cool off. DYLAN HAPPY: I've heard I've had that effect on people. ANGIE HAPPY: It's a date! Let's go.
Dylan gestures to the seats next to the pool looking at you. DYLAN HAPPY: Ladies first. PLAYER THINKING: Dylan said ladies first for the seats… Don't mind if I do, I've got no time for that, I'm no lady
You stretch out on a seat.
PLAYER : Chivalry's overrated. DYLAN : Just being polite sweetheart. VALENTINA : I'm into guys who are polite. VALENTINA : Considering some of the rude ones I bump into on a night out! She bustles on ahead and stretches out on a seat. You settle down too.
Dylan raises his eyebrows with a grin. DYLAN FLIRTY: That sounds exciting. DYLAN : But even so it's fair to be polite no matter what. VALENTINA : I'm into guys who are polite. VALENTINA : Considering some of the rude ones I bump into on a night out! She bustles on ahead and stretches out on a seat. You settle down too.
The other Islanders settle in around you. Dylan hangs back at the edge of the pool stretching his shoulders. DYLAN : If I'd been in the Villa as long as you lot I'd spend all my time in the pool. DYLAN : I love swimming. NAJUMA : Go on then show us your moves. Dylan stretches again bunching the muscles of his back. He starts an elegant dive… But ends up doing a belly flop into the water. The Islanders clap and cheer. He surfaces frowning. DYLAN EMBARRASSED: That wasn't meant to happen. TOM : It's alright you didn't do anything wrong. DYLAN : The shape of the pool's different to what I'm used to… PLAYER THINKING: Dylan's annoyed that his dive didn't go well… Don't be embarrassed, What a show off, Encore!
PLAYER : It's just a swimming pool. PLAYER : You'll get used to it. Dylan wipes back his wet hair and gives you a cheeky grin. DYLAN HAPPY: You're right I'm planning on being in the Villa a long time.
You yawn very obviously. PLAYER : Anyone got snacks? Dylan snorts a laugh. DYLAN HAPPY: Right joker aren't you?
Dylan laughs. DYLAN HAPPY: Good to know I'm in demand. DYLAN : But I'll take it easy for a bit. DYLAN : Got to keep that air of mystery right?
He comes to sit on the seats dripping wet. Angie nudges Oliver. ANGIE HAPPY: Tell us about yourself then mate. NAJUMA : Yeah I'm loving the tattoos! Oliver grins bashfully. OLIVER HAPPY: Where do I start? ANGIE : What's your type on paper? ANGIE : And I hope you say it's grumpy paramedics cos I'm all up for that PLAYER THINKING: Angie's laying it on thick with Oliver! Good for her, She'd better back off, he just wants a free tattoo
You catch Angie's eye and give her a little nod. She grins and flips her hair as she leans forward to talk to Oliver.
You catch Angie's eye and glare at her. You mouth 'hands off'. She raises an eyebrow and leans a little away from Oliver. She frowns at you and shrugs turning away.
PLAYER : I see your game Angie. PLAYER : You're hoping for a free tattoo session. Angie laughs. ANGIE HAPPY: Now you mention it… She grins and flips her hair as she leans forward to talk to Oliver.
ANGIE : So. Paramedics. Thoughts? OLIVER : They do an incredible job and I really respect them? NAJUMA : Right answer. NAJUMA : But what is your type? OLIVER : I don't know if I've really got one… WILL HAPPY: Nice one! I don't believe in types either. OLIVER : Yeah I don't really do the thing of going out and checking someone out across the room. NAJUMA : How do you meet people then? OLIVER : With most of my exes I was friends with them first… ANGIE : Did you stay friends with them afterwards? OLIVER HAPPY: Mostly yeah! ANGIE : Woah. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver stayed friends with his exes after breaking up… That's a good sign, Sounds sus, Can I be your friend?
PLAYER : It shows you're good at amicable break-ups. Oliver scratches the back of his neck. OLIVER : I mean that is a good thing… OLIVER : But I'd rather be known for being good at relationships not for breaking up. PLAYER : That's the next best thing.
PLAYER : Surely you still have feelings afterwards. PLAYER : Doesn't it get messy? Oliver grimaces. OLIVER : Not gonna lie that does sometimes happen. OLIVER : But usually it sorts out OK in the end.
Oliver beams at you. OLIVER HAPPY: Of course! Dylan shakes his head. DYLAN : No way. DYLAN : Guys and girls being friends always makes drama. VALENTINA : I totally agree. VALENTINA : When me and my girls get together for a night sometimes we just don't want guys around. VALENTINA : Sometimes I just want to chill you know? Oliver starts to stand up. OLIVER : That reminds me I need to go and unpack. VALENTINA : Babe! I didn't mean you should go! OLIVER : No it's fine… OLIVER : I just wanted to get my stuff sorted. PLAYER THINKING: I could go and help Oliver with his unpacking… PLAYER THINKING: I'd get some alone time with him! PLAYER THINKING: Do I go with Oliver? *Help him unpack Stay away PLAYER THINKING: If I help Oliver unpack I'll get some quality time with him… PLAYER THINKING: I could get to know him better! PLAYER THINKING: Do I go off with Oliver to unpack? *Go along with him Stay back PLAYER THINKING: I'll stick around with the others. ANGIE : Let me see if I can help you out with your suitcase mate. Oliver smiles and they head off to the Villa together. DYLAN : Alright I'll try another dive yeah? TIFFANY : Sure let's see it." Bruno and Tom go to sit by the side of the pool their feet in the water. Dylan shows off more dives getting better with each one. After a while Oliver and Angie return.
PLAYER HAPPY: I'll give you a hand with your suitcase! OLIVER HAPPY: Oh thanks! OLIVER : You don't have to do that. You fall into step beside him. PLAYER : I wanted to.
OLIVER HAPPY: Wow this is amazing! OLIVER : Way bigger than my bedroom at home. PLAYER : We can fit a lot of people in here. Oliver places his suitcase on an empty bed and starts unzipping it. OLIVER : I ended up bringing so much random stuff with me! He picks up a little mouse-shaped toy. OLIVER : This belongs to my cat Dandelion… OLIVER : I hope she's not annoyed that I took it. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver brought a cat toy with him… That's cute!, That's odd, Why would you do that?
OLIVER HAPPY: Aw thanks.
Oliver shrugs unembarrassed.
Oliver shrugs unembarrassed.
OLIVER : I brought it as a souvenir in case I got homesick. OLIVER : I do it when I go and work at tattoo conventions. He laughs. OLIVER : I think I miss Dandelion more than she misses me when I go away from home. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver gets homesick… I know what you mean, I like being away, So why come to the Villa?
PLAYER : There's nothing better than curling up and chilling at home. OLIVER : I get you. Oliver smiles at you as he starts putting his clothes into the wardrobe. OLIVER : Don't get me wrong though.
PLAYER HAPPY: There's nothing like waking up in a new place. PLAYER : It feels good! OLIVER HAPPY: You're right. Oliver smiles at you as he starts putting his clothes into the wardrobe.
OLIVER : I don't normally travel much. OLIVER HAPPY: And this is my chance to expand my horizons. Oliver smiles at you as he starts putting his clothes into the wardrobe. OLIVER : I don't normally travel much. OLIVER HAPPY: And this is my chance to expand my horizons. OLIVER : I'm looking forward to getting to know everyone… OLIVER HAPPY: Especially you.
His gaze meets yours. After a second he looks away. OLIVER EMBARRASSED: That moment in the box… OLIVER : I didn't mean to make it awkward. OLIVER : But now I'm bringing it up again and… OLIVER : I think I am making it awkward. OLIVER EMBARRASSED: Sorry… OLIVER : I think I'm making it awkward. PLAYER THINKING: Oliver's worried he's making it awkward… It's pretty awkward, You're doing fine, I'm the awkward queen
OLIVER EMBARRASSED: Yeah… PLAYER EMBARRASSED: Yeah… "He catches your eye and bursts out laughing." OLIVER HAPPY: What a way to make a first impression!
Oliver's gaze is warm as he smiles. OLIVER HAPPY: Thank you. OLIVER : I just don't want to walk in and fall flat on my face. OLIVER : That would be a weird first impression!
PLAYER HAPPY: Trust me I know what awkward is. OLIVER SURPRISED: Oh! "He catches your eye and bursts out laughing." OLIVER HAPPY: What a way to make a first impression! PLAYER HAPPY: Try doing lapdances around a firepit… PLAYER : That's an entrance. OLIVER : I can agree with that for sure. OLIVER HAPPY: Compared to you I had it easy hanging out in the box!
Your phone beeps. PLAYER SURPRISED: I've got a text! The other Islanders pile into the bedroom and crowd around you. The other Islanders gasp and crowd around you. "Islanders the public have voted for one girl to go on a date with both new boys. That girl is…" PLAYER.
ANGIE SERIOUS: Wait what? NAJUMA SERIOUS: Yeah we're the single ones… (if not with najuma)
ANGIE SERIOUS: Wait what? She frowns. ANGIE SAD: I was hoping to get to know the new guys… PLAYER THINKING HAPPY: I've got dates with Dylan and Oliver!
Next up on Love Island… It's date time! "For some reason the Islanders start thinking about getting tattoos…" VALENTINA : I wouldn't mind him inking me up… "Could it be because of the tall dark and handsome tattoo artist who just arrived?" Dylan's lost for words! DYLAN : I really don't know how to say it. But he goes right in there with his favourite showjumping strategy… DYLAN : White horse and all. "I wouldn't mind him taking me for a ride that's for sure…" See you next time!
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