Ridin' eternal, late 20's, they/them, boydyke. Witness? Witness!
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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
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whatever [dons my gay apparel]
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reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk
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my scapegoat is eating your straw man
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What moms are like when guests are about to be coming over…
#we can't let people know we SIT#gayle waters waters#been part of my vocab now for years#chris fleming
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as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.
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I think the author of my immortal should drop a new chapter out of the blue. it would make this site completely unusable but more importantly it would be really funny
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my mans running animation only got two frames
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...
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happy sparkle on its wednesday monday
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