furious-gooner

[furious-gooner]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[furious-gooner]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[furious-gooner]

jacking off should leave like a 30-60 min buff on your body and mind. it should have healing properties and shit. like the estus in dark souls

[furious-gooner]

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

[furious-gooner]

Can I respectfully stretch you out around my cock respectfully

[furious-gooner]

Today's fantasy: Grinding in a friend's lap at a party, too drunk to realize they've pulled my panties aside until their dick is fully inside me, too horny to ask them to stop when I feel them cumming.

[furious-gooner]

We could be cockwarming while making out for hours btw

[furious-gooner]

I need one of those really handsy hot make out sessions with a little dry humping please and thank you.

[furious-gooner]

[furious-gooner]

Am I liking your posts in a way that says ‘I wanna do this with you’ or just in general horny agreement?? That’s for you to figure out

[furious-gooner]

Godammit just realized my "new" interest in size differences is actually just my longstanding hypnosis kink in an elaborate disguise

[furious-gooner]

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

[furious-gooner]

If u got thick thighs I got heart eyes

[furious-gooner]

would you let me feel it grow in your mouth?

[furious-gooner]

Btw re my singularity post Just Don't Die. Whatever it takes, however difficult it is, if you can just Not Die the future you'll inherit is beautiful and glorious beyond your wildest imaginations

[furious-gooner]

party rockers in their bed tonight. every body just have a good night

[furious-gooner]

Probably my most outlandish belief that I hold with enough conviction to affect major life decisions is that we are living on the cusp of technological singularity, which is both wonderful (we already enjoy wealth and quality of life far in excess of our ancestors' wildest dreams) and frustrating (radical body modification tech is in the near future but it's NOT HERE YET so I can't e.g. trade my dick in for a cooch for a day to try it out)