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Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
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Ethel Cain announces her sophomore album ‘willoughby tucker, i’ll always love you’
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Ethel Cain announces her sophomore album ‘willoughby tucker, i’ll always love you’
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This is possibly the most insane national security story in the last 50 years. Includes a massive text chain between senior members of the Trump admin gaming out foreign policy and war plans on Signal, and they accidentally added a reporter to the group chat.
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the thing that is so particularly enraging about kendall nonpussy eater accusations is that even if we didn’t see him eat pussy before our very eyes which we DID, it is absolutely essential to the fabric of his character that he is a pussy eater like even if i didn’t know he was a pussy eater i would KNOW he was a service top ‘please love me’ faux feminist box GOBBLER. use your fucking brains.
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MEGAN THEE STALLION via Twitter | February 23, 2025
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sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again
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always disappointing when you discover the mysterious bruise too late for it to be reactive to any pressure . come onnnn i wanted to experience a sensation
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thinking about that kakapo egg that got crushed but the conservation team patched it up and it survived
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haha wow what a silly goofy interaction on X the everything app 👍 tim cook is such a relatable tech ceo and apple inc. is such a cool relatable tech company and i'm sure no one has ever had anything to say about that in any fictional media… i'm sure capital would never subsume all critiques into itself so that even those who would critique capital end up reinforcing it instead! no way that's ridiculous. everybody say hooray thank you mr cook sir!
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