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juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in

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PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I don't need ascorbic acid. From my cells. I eat fruit all the time dude. I'm better than that OTHER PREHISTORIC PROTO-MONKEY: I agree with your lifestyle and will fuck you raw to prove it GUY LOOKING FOR THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE 36,530,125 YEARS LATER: ow oof my shitty british teeth

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Tweet i wish I made first

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Do you ever do anything except whine like a little bitch?

sometimes i whine like a BIG bitch

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Mulder and Scully are sitting in their car and they're both thinking "am I a lesbian" and neither of them will say it. Mulder stays in the egg zone because being a woman "seems like a lot of effort," failing to realize that trans women can be butch & Scully likes to pretend she's simply career driven with no time for a man. But there's still that inexplicable longing. Their weird little tension. X files is yuri to me

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Screaming crying because I hate every piracy guide I come across on here.

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just learned about something incredibly wonderful

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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The raw milk people don’t even know what raw milk is

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Man, I almost drank myself to death yesterday, I can't even remember my name, if only there was someone that could help me.

The the trustworthy and saint-like lieutenant:

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happy birthday to all the tbs in the southern hemisphere!

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sometimnes... when your sulking corner gets a little too cold... yoiu may invite a friend... to sulk with...