funsized-thals
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the name's thalia, but call me thals, sugar, everybody does. and that's the gospel truth.
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Girl, the amount of time you're taking, we're gonna step outside and it's gonna be goddamn Armageddon. Hurry the fuck up.
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"I’m almost ready, hold your horses! The club isn’t going to disappear."
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Remind me again why we're not best friends because honestly I always forget.
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 I don’t tease, I aim to please. It’s amazing, so amazing, so amazing, so amazing.
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Oh, Tressie. I never said I was gonna shut up afterwards. And besides, you didn't mean it.
Your ass reminds me of a Kanye West song. There. Now shut up.
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Shhhh. You know you want somebody to say that to you, baby, don't deny it.
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I feel like that’s either too much information or something everyone secretly wishes for. I’m not sure.
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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[chuckles] Especially Bound 2.
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Even Bound 2?
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Yeah, alright, babe. Whatever you s- wait. What? You make music?
[frowns] I don’t need women and lipstick stamps right now. I need to get my name out there for music. Then I’ll worry about that.
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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My Afternoon Dream | Jhene Aiko
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JHENE ❤ Thanks for the new track
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Any of ‘em, Milkshake! No matter what, it’s a compliment. I mean look who he married.
Kanye song? Which one?
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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[waggles her finger] Ah, ah, ah. That’s only one life goal out of many, sugar.
Not setting your goals very high then are we?
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Curly. Don’t you bring me down today, baby.
If only Kanye West was talented..,
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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[her eye twitches just a little] Oh, really? Well, uh… Jason Derulo?
I don’t know who Kanye West is, so…I don’t know how to feel about that.
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Girrrrrrrrl. Mandy, don't tease me unless you mean it, baby.
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Turn around Thalia, and I just might.
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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Mhm, and that, baby, is why Jason Derulo's got money and women and lipstick stamps on his passport while you've got... well, I'm just gonna drop it there.
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A Kanye West song? Hmm. I’ve never thought of that.
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funsized-thals · 10 years ago
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No, it ain't! It's the highest compliment I can think of! 
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Mama, thats insane.
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