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There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

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"The Moon landing was fake," Henry whispered to Camilla.

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i just want to be beautiful and disgustingly overeducated

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Sue signing her name as Sue B. Stance cause she thinks it's just funny

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me, nearing tears: richard...richard please...please just tell me the fucking story

richard, dreamy eyed: today henry winter's shoulders looked especially sloping as his startling blue eyes scanned his homework with the concentration of a monk, though to me he is more like the god they serve. francis' coat billowed behind him, making him look like a student prince, and i admired the way the sun hit his hair, turning the red strands the colour of honey. i love camilla's boyishness and the way her features mirror her brother's so perfectly, framed by her short hair and masculine clothes borrowed from charles. i'm so heterosexual.

drying my eyes: nevermind gayboy, who cares about the murder

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Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde, but make it extra cunty

Original by @wishmemellon

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Me and my milf who's also me

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THE SNOW in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation.

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One of my favorite things about the substance is its weird setting of "it's the 80s but also very clearly the present day". Show me 80s aesthetics and I'm seated. Show me demi moore and margaret qualley in leg warmers and im foaming at the mouth

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i think the reason The Substance is such a great movie is because it shows how the world treats women it finds "ugly" and why women want to conform to beauty stands in the first place. Sue gets EVERYTHING. The way her neighbour yelled at Elisabeth then shut up and started acting sweet the second he saw Sue. The same man who was thirsting after Sue nearly ran over Elisabeth with a motorbike. No one caring about Elisabeth getting into a car accident on her birthday while Sue is surrounded by people all the time.

Whenever it comes to body positivity, it's always so shallow and condescending. "Everyone is beautiful!! You can do anything!! <3" That's literally not true. People are often denied life changing opportunities because they don't fit into an extreme standard. People KNOW they're unattractive because the world treats them like shit

The Substance is the one and only time I've seen a movie say "if you're not young and sexy, your life will absolutely be harder. People will be cruel to you for no reason and treat you as a discarded toy they're bored of. But nothing society can do to you will be as destructive as you not loving yourself." Which is SO much more meaningful than "just be confident!"

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grammy award winning small but knowing clown

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Read this book recently how’s my lineup

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Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

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"we who study humanities are lucky because to us nothing loses meaning, of course we won't be reading a book from the 1400s the same way they did back then, but with time it acquired more and more meanings and we can still find things to reflect on today"

and with this random reflection this professor won me over

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