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modern smosh vs aliens headcanons where nothing bad happens to them and they were able to live their life as weird tween girls:

mary:

read homestuck and kinned jade

had a goblincore phase

had an epiphany when she watched hayley kiyoko’s girls like girls mv

mackenzie:

latched onto sports anime specifically haikyuu

straight up only wore basketball jerseys for a week straight (she plays volleyball)

cries to greta gerwig films

tabitha:

silly bandz up to her forearms

learned how to draw bc of those ‘how to draw manga/anime’ books

religiously plays dress to impress

tampa:

phannie. bought cat whisker merch and all

listens to jack stauber and tally hall

had a brief moment in her life where she wanted to go into musical theater mainly because of be more chill

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we all know pokemon was made by an autistic person but consider the idea that it was made for autistic people as well:

1. absolutely nothing in the entire game requires dexterity or quick reaction time. you can beat the game with no problems even if you have the reaction time of a shuckle

2. game mechanics based on categorization, things placed neatly into categories that are easy to memorize

3. there are multiplayer elements but the game itself? completely single player. no social interaction required to enjoy the hell out of this game

4. you are not only encouraged but expected to have empathy for and form an attachment to these virtual creatures that do not actually exist, which is very easy for an autistic person with hyperempathy to do

5. the whole point of the game is collecting things. autistics will understand this one

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I HAVE A GAME THIS FRIDAY!!!

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Me downing a big Starbucks coffee and a Celsius back to back before 10 AM on a Wednesday

consumed an alarming amount of caffeine this week

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Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

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I’mma sing you a sacred psalm

On your knees, pray along…

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We did a Hatchetfield marathon recently and my decade-long on-again off-again Starkid obsession came ROARING back!! Grace Chasity was designed to appeal to everything I love to paint, so naturally here I am ✨

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Edmund Bunny Corcoran

— the secret history, donna tartt.

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Gonna be studying like this to get into Yale Law School.

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Date idea:

We read Donna Tartt's "The Secret History" together and kiss everytime Richard has a gay thought.

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how i remember that one scene in the secret history:

henry: don’t say fuck.

charles: oh yea? well fuck fuck fuck, you be fuckin my sister every night right? mhm. clock it.

richard: so when i was young my father beat my mother. lol sometimes he beat me too.

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My life changed the day I found that an alternative anagram for "Mircalla" is calm liar. That... has been my Roman Empire ever since.

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a vampire stroking ur hair as they're fangs deep in ur neck. u agree

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tsh written by a woman , and the only girl in a boys’ club is the only one truly unknown to the reader.

donna ate but it gave me bellyache

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Life is short. Drink another coffee. Read another book. Listen to your favourite song again. Hug your mom. Laugh. Cry. Dance in the rain. Push your friend off a cliff because of a milkshake.

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Richard was really giving y/n energy when he almost died from hypothermia and needed to be saved by a big smart man with dark hair.

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Bunny is way too cute a name for fucking edmund corcoran bc you start reading and you think "oh what a bunch of bullies killing bunny whos probably just some poor little guy with a bad stutter and the health of a victorian child and who probably couldnt even defend himself from a fly. Poor bunny" and then you meet 6'3 bunny and hes like "haiii im bunny i fucking hate homosexuals and women and jews and btw im going to steal all your money"

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Keith Haring photographed by Tseng Kwong Chi in his studio, 1988.