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life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water
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Me: Should I introduce HDG to my friends? Independent on my shoulder: Your friends are in a difficult time of their lives and if you were to broach the subject, you would have to do it very carefully so as not to traumatize them-
Drugged-up Pet on my other shoulder: good florets make more good florets good florets make more good florets good florets make more good florets good florets
Me, to Independent on my shoulder: Wait, shouldn't you be discouraging me from doing it at all?
Independent on my shoulder: oh fuck
#okay but like. the independent is supposed to be the reasonable one#and they said a reasonable thing#why'd they *have to* discourage you?
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I fully believe that I could make a silly feralist into an adorable floret without using any xenodrugs. Just like showing them how good it feels to be a floret, how much better life is, all the good food and love they could get. I'm sure they'd figure it out pretty quick that being a feralist is so much sillier then they act like it is!
#that's just captivity lmao#though i guess in the context of hdg it'd be very much possible#i like to believe that this is how many of the less fighty feralists got domesticated#since for them it'd feel much more “legitimate” if they got persuaded without ever having the privacy of their minds be violated
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my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
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World's worst pun or manic episode? Take a guess!
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a reasonable adult: Instead of operating by this extremely harmful and violent system that causes constant long-term damage, I think we should slowly transfer to a less-harmful system, gradually moving from the current conventions to less and less damaging ones in a sustainable pace that people have the time to adjust to. a tumblr intellectual who has never been outside: No. Evil. Die. We must all jump right into an extremely radical Perfectly Perfect System created in my image, and everyone who can't or won't just jump into doing something completely different than what they're used to doing, in one single step overnight, is a Bad And Evil Stupid Person and must be punished with violence until they stop being Bad And Evil.
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I want to be forcefully pet by at least two people. Like the way a group of people will gang up on a dog and pet it real hard and it loves it? I need that in my life. I need to not be able to keep track of the hands on my body.
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Reblog to reblog this from the person you reblogged it from
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A sense of dread
It's not as it appears. An anomaly from cycles disconnected from everyone else, from everything else, appears when you close your eyes...
Where you cast shadows, it casts light. When you venture left, it advances right.
The Inverted.
It shouldn't exist. It doesn't exist. It has never, will never, exist.
Exist.
It will will itself into existence every time you deny it.
As reality begins to crack and distort around you, your eyes shoot open.
A dream, perhaps. No, an omen, a very bad omen... it matters not. The shelter opens, a new cycle begins. Survive, little creature.
Survive.
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one thing i noticed reading transcripts of lenin speeches is he made an above average ammount of suicide jokes
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#honestly i feel like having a written out contract can make any sort of non-vanilla scenario a lot simpler to understand#like. nobody needs to guess anything. they read the contract and they know what their partner likes and what are the boundaries#this is basiyan autistic dream lol#tho of course for some it can be hard to define what they like and don't like#but at that point you got bigger problems than not being able to draft up a consent contract
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i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead
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following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting
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i keep meeting transfems whose personalities are like, gaping wounds. girls who've been stomped on over and over until they start thinking they're uniquely evil and they deserve it. people shouldn't be allowed to treat us like this.
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