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Link: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
King Harkinian: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: Your Majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
King Harkinian: Hmm... How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written: "Only Link can defeat Ganon."
Link: Great! I'll grab my stuff!
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is enough.
Link: How about a kiss? For luck.
Zelda: You've got to be kidding.
Gwonam: Squadala! We're off!
Link: Wow, what are all those heads?
Gwonam: These are the Faces of Evil. You must conquer each.
Link: I guess I'd better get going.
Gwonam: Here is the map. Where do you wish to go?
Morshu: Lamp oil, rope, bombs - you want it, it's yours, my friend, as long as you have enough Rubies. Sorry, Link. I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little- mmmm... - richer.
Hamsha: Help! Ganon froze the fountain! I'm stuck!
Anutu: Biggest crab I ever caught. Heh heh!
Link: It's a Gohma!
Anutu: You're pretty good. Here!
Link: Thanks!
Anutu: Keep going, boy; you're doing real well! Once you get rid of Ganon, we can get back to fishing!
Fish Lady: Dairas came straight from the crater 'til I boarded the vent. Used a skull for a latch and not one Daira's figured it out!
Aypo: I am the reader, Aypo. If you bring me the Book of Koridai, I will gladly read the secret verse.
Alora: You're not afraid of dragons, are you?
Link: Of course not!
Alora: Then get my necklace back from Gleeok, okay? Pretty please?
Horgum: Gets mighty dark with all the evil about. Keep this lantern full; it will light your way.
Link: Thanks!
Horgum: Not many left, Link. There's Droolik, 'round the side of Glutko.
Gwonam: Look what has happened!
Ganon: In the darkest nightmare hour, when not moon nor sun has risen, I take Zelda in my power, I shall keep her in my prison.
Fairy 1: You're doing great, Link.
Fairy 2: You're our hero. Here's a Life Heart. We know you can beat Ganon.
Fairy 1: You're doing great, Link.
Fairy 2: You're our hero. Here's some Water of Life. Drink, Link.
Crone: I may be old and ugly, but I still know a few tricks. Bring some Grapple Berries. I'll show you a good one. Stir the berries in the tub, let the juices soak the glove, let Link fight and never cower, for his glove's a glove of power.
Link: Wow, thanks!
Alora: How sweet! My husband gave me this. He's an Abominom now. Here. It's not much, but it will still carry water.
Hamsha: Here, have some Water of Life. My, you're thirsty. Oh, my goodness!
Suprena: Before you face the foul fiend, Ganon, you must conquer Fortress Centrum, where the treasure of death is hidden. Bring it to me. Begone.
Link: Hey Zelda, wake up!
Goronu (disguised as Zelda): What? Link? You've saved me!
Goronu: You can't kill me! No! No! Nooooo!
Suprena: This shield both sword and spear deflects, but cannot stop the vilest curse. This crystal makes the shield reflect, cursing the curser with twice the curse.
Gwonam: Look and see Goronu.
Goronu: Wake up, sleepy-bones! Find the living and cut their vile throats. Huh huh huh huh! I may be hideous, but after a year of being frozen, you will beg to join me. Huh huh!
Goronu: You can't kill me! No! No! Nooooo!
Gwonam: See how Harlequin captures Koridians?
Voice: You lose.
Harlequin: *snort* Do you know what it means when you lose your last Ruby? *snort* Now you work for me! *snort* Take him away! *snort*
Harlequin: I'd say your chances are a million to none. But let's have fun, anyway!
Harlequin: Aaaaahhhhh! Ahhhh... Lucky shot.
Link: Golly!
Odranoel: The stars are made of ice. Thus the night is cold. Bring the crystal from Serigon, and I will prove the light of ice penetrates more than fire. Now if we make a simple vacuum and spin the ice just so... There!
Gwonam: Look how Militron makes his warriors!
Militron: Worthless Koridian! You must be hardened with fire! Go and kill!
Militron: Feel the fire of war!
Militron: Oh my goodness, this is awful!
Blacksmith's Daughter: My hero! Won't you please jump across that little ol' chasm and cut my daddy's chains? Pretty please? Have a heart.
Blacksmith: Please, Link. Jump and cut these chains. The Arpagos are driving me crazy. Thanks. Say, you have a Fire Diamond, don't you?
Link: Sure!
Blacksmith: Then let me fix your sword. Let's see how it works.
Link: Wow!
Droolik: Where are you heading, partner?
Link: I'm going to fight Glutko.
Droolik: Don't fight him, feed him! Something spicy - know what I mean?
Gwonam: Through the eye of Glutko lies the Shrine of Koridai.
Glutko: I'm simply famished!
Koridian: Nooo!
Glutko: Tastes like a Daira! Perhaps just one more?
Glutko: Oh, goodie! Mashed Link for the main course!
Glutko: Uh-oh!
Aypo: Listen: "Such is the power of the prince of darkness, that he can kill with a single look. Attacks against Ganon will prove fruitless, unless Link attacks with the secret book."
Gwonam: Consider Lupay, the most dangerous of Ganon's minions.
Lupay: With this Ruby, I replace your soul. You will obey!
Harlequin: Now you see me, now you don't!
Harlequin: Aaaaahhhhh! Ahhhh... Lucky shot.
Link: Golly!
Lupay: I spy with my eye someone who must die!
Lupay: I will not die!
Gwonam: At last, you have the vision to find my house! Now you will see the Sancromies that prevent your approach to Ganon. Go, with many blessings!
Militron: Now, you must die!
Militron: Oh my goodness, this is awful!
Ganon: Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai. Or else you will die!
Ganon: No! Not into the pit! It burns!
Zelda: Ah... Why'd you do that?
Link: I just saved you from Ganon!
Zelda: You did not!
Gwonam: Well done, Link! Ganon is once again imprisoned. Come! Look! Already Koridai is returning to harmony. The birds are singing. Isn't it beautiful?
Link: Golly!
Gwonam: As it is written: You, Link, are the hero of Koridai!
Link: I guess that's worth a kiss, huh?
Zelda: Huh!
Link: I won!
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