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callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!
callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!
callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi
callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like
callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person
callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/
callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn
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You’re my hear me out pukicho <3
I dont know what that means can you help me I need to sell this Sony GMII lens for $1900 and I need to sell it stat my student loans just ate up all of my funds hey
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if this is a safe space the only alcohol i like is beer, modelo in specific. everything else just tastes like shit and when they try not to taste like shit it barely works
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literally just came on here to make a post about modelo
Modelo Marine makes dinner for his battle brothers
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I am taking the bus in paris i hope im not gonna get attacked by the creatures!
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Daily Beast article on the Internet's reaction to a pre-existing condition making treatment not possible according to the algorithmic model.
Reminder to corporations and governments the world over: If you push people long enough, they'll respond however they see fit.
In America, that's usually done with lead and cordite but that is by no means set in stone. Rocks, by the way, are always a great tool to slay Goliaths of all sorts. If you get caught on camera just make sure you are ridiculously good-looking.
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forgive me lord for I have imagined a life far more soft and tender than the one you created for me
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The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something
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I cannot think of a specific drawing I suggest for drawgust but I have a concept: cyborg girl and alligator
Day 17, cyber gator girl. Started this during the week but liked the sketch so much I pushed it to the weekend.
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i got a 12 hour shift the day after christmas is my boss the fucking grinch???
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