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Kinda surprised how many different animals can be black and tan

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folks I love my boyfriend so much oh my god it’s so wonderful <33

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The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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some time ago i introduced the phrase "food pact" to my friends as a shorthand for "i'll go make and eat food if you also make and eat food" and ever since then ive just started incorporating more pacts into my life. stay hydrated pact. stretch break pact. stop doomscrolling and go to bed pact. we need to bring this back in vogue more people should be making pacts imo

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notes post because i have negative motivation :3

10 - start eating regular meals

20 - take a shower

30 - clean my room

50 - catch up on school work and actually start trying

80 - start an exercise routine

100 - start doing my make up every day

ill add more if it this goes anywhere

also try to keep it to like 5 max per person

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original by @play-now-my-lord

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i lose 80% of respect for a movie the moment a female protagonist wakes up in bed with artfully tousled hair and a full face of unsmudged makeup what is that mcfuckery

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i’m like 95% sure nobody on this site actually knows what rawing means

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*aborted little brother voice* it would be my turn on the xbox...if i existed...

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I’m being bullied for my low quality text pngs

Anatomy of a writing session

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horses made me transgender

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you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

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UH OH! Pokémon TV is shutting down! It would be a shame if some guy on Tumblr shared a link to every season of AniPoke from Indigo Leauge to the last batch of episodes with Ash in it along with some movies, that would be a shame!

Edit: For some reason Netflix is removing the Journeys series…Yknow, *a series that’s an exclusive to its platform in the US*

I don’t wanna act holy-er than thou but uh reblog this even harder than before cause screw Netflix

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when i was 9 i was banned from editing the muscovy duck wikipedia page because i kept editing any mention of the flavor of their meat to say things like “they taste like dirty dishwater” because i had pet muscovy ducks and couldn’t bear the thought of them being eaten, so i tried to run a smear campaign on duck meat

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my friends and I have created a game we call Quipposting, where you play quiplash but you roll a wheel full of character archetypes, and whatever it lands on, you all answer as if you are like, a wizard or cowboy. This legitimately makes quiplash go from a fun enough game to an S+ tier absolute unabashed banger