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lesbian does not mean afab

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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

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all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

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me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

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I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

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Silverfish are so brave for going down the bathtub drain. I would be scared as fuck in there. I suppose when you have as many legs as they do things like that aren’t as frightening. #Perspective.

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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Saying "mosquitoes are annoying" after one bites me but shaking my head the whole time so the attractive single ecologists in my area know I understand their value in the ecosystem and that we would slowly die if they went extinct

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Redditors crashed the website with donations over $25k and 0 wishes left. via /r/MadeMeSmile

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im quitting tumblr

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light was such a loser cuz he didnt just google the 100 richest people and start writing down names

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No nuance, you have to choose. Also there is a correct answer :)

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I have much to learn from the lesbians about robot fucking

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i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

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making a character playlist for your own enjoyment will have you putting in songs that not even a top of their class analyst could explain

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hi im pinterest. sorry we r emailing you because a pin you saved breaks our terms. yeah sorry. no we wont tell you which one it is. yes we know you didnt make it. no we dont care. if this happens again we might delete your account though, so...