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not gay not bisexual but developing a new sinister sexuality where im looney toons level obsessed with a single guy and put him into contraptions

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anxious-avoidant blogging style

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when i meet bob dylan me: hey him: hello him: ( hands me glowing ancient gem stone )

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im not christian but i do believe in the power of prayer. for this reason i keep a little homonculus in a dog crate under my bed which i have raised as a devout catholic. whenever i want something in my life to change i poke him with a stick and he clasps his grubby little paws together and starts chanting in latin. his prayers always go through because he has never known sin

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What does “deadbeat fujoshi” mean in your bio?

I force those 2 guys to kiss and then I neglect them emotionally and physically

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snoopy s&g hehehehe

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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I'm sure every mcdonalds in the US has a suspicious person who's wrote a manifesto in it at any given time. pretty normal really

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Lindsey Buckingham jamming with Warren Zevon.

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1966 paul mccartney lookalike contest in my bedroom

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my coworker was brushing out a really fat pug and I went "they used to load these things into canons during the civil war" and she went "really?"

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nobody talks about the male swaglessness epidemic

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incredible picture of my neighbours puppies

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asking questions so stupid not even google's broken AI has anything to say about it

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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve