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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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When men say "ummm actually the age of consent is 16 in some places" they should get shot immediately

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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

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This is cinema actually

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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i’m not listing all my disorders in my bio or pinned posted, clearly you’ll see there’s something wrong with me

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decentralize and clean up your life!!!

use overdrive, libby, hoopla, cloudlibrary, and kanopy instead of amazon and audible.

use firefox instead of chrome or opera (both are made with chromium, which blocks functionality for ad-blockers. firefox isn't based on chromium).

use mega or proton drive instead of google drive.

get rid of bloatware

use libreoffice instead of microsoft office suite

use vetted sites on r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH for free movies, books, games, etc.

use trakt or letterboxd instead of imdb.

use storygraph instead of goodreads.

use darkpatterns to find mobile game with no ads or microtransactions

use ground news to read unbiased news and find blind spots in news stories.

use mediahuman or cobalt to download music, or support your favorite artists directly through bandcamp

make youtube bearable by using mtube, newpipe, or the unhook extension on chrome, firefox, or microsoft edge

use search for a cause or ecosia to support the environment instead of google

use thriftbooks to buy new or used books (they also have manga, textbooks, home goods, CDs, DVDs, and blurays)

use flashpoint to play archived online flash games

find books, movies, games, etc. on the internet archive! for starters, here's a bunch of David Attenborough documentaries and all of the Animorphs books

burn your music onto cds

use pdf24 (available online or as a desktop app) instead of adobe

use unroll.me to clean your email inboxes

use thunderbird, mailfence, countermail, edison mail, tuta, or proton mail instead of gmail

remove bloatware on windows PC, macOS, and iOS X

remove bloatware on samsung X

use pixelfed instead of instagram or meta

use NCH suite for free software like a file converter, image editor, video editors, pdf editor, etc.

feel free to add more alternatives, resources or advice in the reblogs or replies, and i'll add them to the main post <3

last updated: march 18th 2025

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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ilove when someone posts about an issue that's supposedly plaguing society and it's painfully obvious that said issue is not a thing that matters if youre not on tiktok

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This post is pissing me off. He liked hanging out with Squidward, who I certainly wouldn't describe as a man with a pure heart who likes to laugh a lot. SpongeBob is a kind soul who sees the good in most people. Chances are he would like you.

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GOD DAMN I LOVE PIRATING MEDIA!!!! FUCK ALL COPYRIGHT OWNERS!!!!!! ESPECIALLY THE ONE YOU LIKE!!!!!!!!!

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The script to oppose KOSA (the Kids Online Safety Act) is now officially on https://5calls.org/. Call if you wanna kill KOSA again! It's a must if you don't want age verification in the US!

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tim's worker over the drive thru speaker: "and will that be all?"

me: "give me a second" *fishing my tooiecoin out of my pocket* "what do i do, tooie?"

tooiecoin: "get a donut. you'll need the energy in the coming days"

me: "oh and can i get a boston creme with that too please?"

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ADORABLE: Owner buys kobold concrete slab, it eats it in two bites