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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

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Hehe thought it'd be fun n indulgent to draw Kieran (and Carmine) as the zorua line !!

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Pre-team skull Guzma :)

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You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

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guys don't worry about ai anymore

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guys. please

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it’s defrosting

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every other pkm gym leader: hi! let’s fight! I think [type] pokemon are really cool and strong!

ghost and psychic gym leaders: I Have Supernatural Abilities And I Will Fucking Kill You

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frog figurines by CreationsbyChrisNoel

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Every time I see another ibuprofen post on this site I'm like STOP

STOP

Stop.

Take that after a meal. Take it with a big glass of water. Don't take it on an empty stomach EVER. Don't take it with alcohol. You will destroy your stomach. You will end up with an ulcer. You will vomit blood. I'm not exaggerating.

Yes, you. Yes, it will happen to cute little you. With your cute little bottle of miracles. Ibuprofen really does that to your body.

Love, an adult person over 35 who can't take NSAIDs anymore

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Everyone look at the cutes fat dragon I sculpted :03

Dragonite they could never make me hate u…friendship city unlimited ✨☁️

(Made with sculpey, posca pens and a dream)

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lovely story from a friend today.

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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes