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why hasn't no one posted the kringlefucker yet. you guys used to love the kringlefucker.

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need to smoke with him

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i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

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last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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15

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*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

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I'm pregnant. and it's You

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Kate McKinnon getting her hair pulled by a pornstar Nina Hartley

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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

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It's beginning to jork a lot like. Peanits.

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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some Hundreds Of Beavers parody posters that made me lose my mind

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I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

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hookups at 28 be like: goddd please, im literally going feral, my mind is melting, i cannot wait, I have to sink my teeth in you till i taste metal. So, im free on the 30th, or- no, the 29th, but only in the early afternoon, yeah