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listing cool stuff I like until I explode
bugs
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listing cool stuff I like until I explode
bugs
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Bug with super cool laser guns on its back and it shoots and explosions you
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we will cry. we will bite. we will bite and cry.
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Feeling as tall as a stinkbug and as happy as a grasshopper
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when the raspberry has a little droplet of water in it like a cup and you pretend you’re a little mouse when you eat it #real #agree
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Muppet Fact #436
Slimey can play the bugle.
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Sesame Street. Episode 2252. December 23, 1986.
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Juice has been in contact with humanity for millennia. Has it ever occurred to him to just ask them to bring back Lunchables?
8 million people on Earth, surely one of them has nothing better to do. I get the whole perpetual apathy and the “keeping earth exactly how it was” deal, but I think our favorite satellite deserves a hampuck, as a little treat.
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