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This a spell for retail workers; May customers take no more than 5 minutes of your time at the MAX per customer, may they be kind to you, may your manager be kind and fair to you, may you get all of your work done, may none of your coworkers need to call in, and may you stay healthy and not get sick.
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me @ my cat: baby enjoy toy. mommy buy for you. enjoy entertainment baby
cat: fuck you. give me more crumpled starbucks receipts
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sees a seal having grey skin: is that a hom
This is your good good friend Ren I just wanted to take a moment out of this post to talk to you about Blue Apron. With Blue Apron you don’t even have to go outside to get ingredients they deliver them right to your door. Blue Apron: A better way to cook.
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damn my pants ripped in the desert ahhh the sand so hot on my dick
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Pokemon Patches made by PewterCityTradingCo
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I think a lot of people have mistaken ‘gender’ for ‘personality’
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People are out here calling Cerebella and Eliza the biggest thots in Skullgirls but I think we’re forgetting this thirsty fucker:
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shoutout to everyone who played fireboy and watergirl alone
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Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’
Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:
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mine is fumiag-un
spell your username without using the letters in your name
mine is ptipi
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“Nobody wanted Isabelle”
“Most underwhelming character tbh”
“No way people are this hype over her”
“Who even plays Animal Crossing anymore”
“Waste of a slot”
“So many better characters”
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Everyone who reblogs this will get a random ask, it could be anything, a joke, a song, a secret, a random numer, a random fact, literally anything … so yeah lets do this !
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Friends have been getting me into Splatoon and even though I’ve never played its not stopping me from making OCs. Longan is an octoling and big brother of Melon (@toonboops) and mainly helps set up for his little sister’s concerts.
A certain fairy seems to have sneaked into this universe and started up a boba stand.
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It’s kinda wild that people are really thirsting over rouxls kaard like considering how he talks what the fuck are the fanfics gonna be like???
Y'all really gonna be thirsting over a dude who’d end up saying shit like “wouldst thou like to fucketh” I’m not judging here but uh that’s wild
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