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This has been a very long year.

Ok, I feel like I should say something, but I don’t exactly know what. My stomach has shrunk to the size of a walnut and I can’t focus. 

Whatever the actual situation is, still - love you, Ned.

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Just a little nostalgia listening to The Trypod Ep. 53 😍

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A rare sighting of a certain Florida man in his natural habitat. 😉

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Happy birthday to AO3 🎂🎉

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So. Fucking. What.

They had an affair. Of course they would’ve had sex in the car if they had the opportunity. Why is this such a big deal again? Because this is not about a boss sleeping with an employee anymore. This is just looking for a sensation at this point.

People are so eager to jump into conclusions once again. First, we don’t know whether the initial NextDoor post was legit. People can be mean and post this stuff out of malice, or just plain dumb and not realise what happens when they post a statement like this with a licence plate. Second, if we assume the post was legit and there was stuff happening in the car at that time, we still have no idea who was in the car. Ned, probably, as he was seen driving that car on other occasions, but who was the other person? Can anyone here or on reddit or elsewhere be 100% sure? If a husband and a wife feel like they want to have sex in a portapotty at a music festival, why wouldn’t they consider a car just as good, especially when they have two young kids at home? I‘m not saying that nothing happened. I’m saying we don’t know what exactly happened, we should stop pretending that we know, and stop presenting assumptions as verified facts.

not a dream

the most bonkers part of The Try Guys former-member-wife-guy-Ned-Fulmer cheating saga is that somebody watching his paparazzi walk noticed the license plate of his Tesla in the TMZ video, went to look it up, and discovered that back in May somebody reported two people were having s*x in that same car (license plate matches, I won't post it here because privacy! the man has two little kids) at 5:45 in the afternoon in a park where families with children were playing and hanging out, which also coincides with sightings of Ned and his affair partner by fans, and a video that TTG did where the two of them unexplainably arrive together at a filming location and I just..........

if I ever disappear, get Try Guys fans to aid the police in looking for me

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Just when I was starting to think it’s finally dying down and I can go back to my writing, SNL comes in with a sketch, and Becky tries to imply the sketch was the way it was because Ned has a friend who writes for SNL... 😭 This is too much.

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Please, PLEASE, people, verify before you post.  The "purposeful" part was only The Try Guys’ opinion, not a proven fact, although it does seem probable. And as regards the same font, please check both statements. The fonts are very different.

nobody is talking about the fact that they mentioned on the pod that ned purposefully used the same font as the try guys' statement to either try and make it better for himself or make it look like the guys wrote his apology.

what a slimy fucking scumbag.

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Yep, me too, guys, me too.

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Before this spreads any further... We all know that the portapotty shenanigans happened with Ned’s wife Ariel, right? 🤦‍♀️

See https://youtu.be/VVpD0WIpVpo?list=PLgh7cVtmTv1hQW9JOmhRetcHtkJPqtsX0&t=2720 for reference.

The try guys in New York trying pizza and miles asks "Ned where is the weirdest place you've done it" he receives no answer but later into the video Ned says something about "porta-potty at a concert" and Miles just awkwardly laughs and says now we know. Like what an event but Zach had an amazing personality.

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IMPORTANT: TUMBLR & FANFICTION

Alright kids, listen up because @staff have pulled off a corker of a hot mess and have decided to add "Community Labels". I guess they've decided we can't be trusted to add our own warnings and people can't make sensible choices with what they engage with.

But why does it matter to me?

Tumblr have made labels AN OPT IN SITUATION which means every single blog here is automatically set to hide any triggering content

If you want to continue to be able to access and read fanfiction PLEASE go into your settings and click "show" on at least the "Mature" and "Sexual Themes" labels!!

ALSO IOS USERS: there's an extra fun "Hide additional content" bit just to really try and block us from any hopes of success. Make sure you opt out of that too otherwise I think content will be blocked on the mobile app!

Attached to this post are screenshots from my settings so you guys know what to look for. I could only find it on my desktop settings and not on the mobile app (for now at least)qq

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I’m wondering how many people fuelling the drama around Ned have experience with being cheated on, but also being cheated with, or actually cheating (or wanting to).

EDIT: ...and how that experience affects their whole approach to this situation.

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My head still hurts, but there are two things that I know:

1. Is cheating bad? Absolutely yes.

2. Do I hate Ned? Absolutely not.

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I had no idea this would be a goodbye.

Fearless Fulmer on set! 💦 That’s a 2nd Try guy!

Also, totally born for speedos. 🤤

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We all do what we think is the best.

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Ok, I feel like I should say something, but I don’t exactly know what. My stomach has shrunk to the size of a walnut and I can’t focus. 

Whatever the actual situation is, still - love you, Ned.

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Another episode tonight, for those who can watch it! 🥰

For the rest of us, only one YouTube video per week until the end of October. 😭

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So much love... My heart is bursting.