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I'm playing plants vs zombies because, all right fine I'll just say it, it's because I'm sexy as fuck
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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.
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The hobbits invent a fun game called ‘how close can we get to our friends before they notice us’
easy mode: Gimli (makes a lot of noise himself, very easy to sneak up on)
medium mode: Boromir (challenging enough to be great fun)
hard more: Aragorn (VERY attentive to his surroundings)
expert mode: Legolas
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i promised an exclusive report about the day the worlds longest grill came to this tiny town and here it is. every moment of my life and yours as well has led up to this so please watch
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:
éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.
therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:
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Guy just walked in with a shirt that said “I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them” and frankly I’m obsessed
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The built-in wardrobe in my new flat is a horrendous shade of mint, so I covered it up with 70's Poland automotive maps I had and my friend said it looked like a decective wall so I leaned into it. And now I have the coolest doors you have ever fucking seen.
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