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this is your sign to go doodle a dragon. go do it . now
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*me accepting the grammy for worst album of all time* i'd like to thank this bug i just foudn on the floor
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straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys
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What if we passed small objects back and forth, such as flower petals or an insect, and we were both cedar waxwings
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach
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That smug cunt at the end of audiobooks telling you about the publishing details while you’re still reeling from the ending
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