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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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Did Lady Macbeth successfully utilize "girl power" when she convinced her husband to murder the king thus damning them both to a slow descent into insanity and eventual death?
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[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia
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Ok so My character is a tiefling warlock named Lilith of the great old one. She was born to a human noble family that kept her locked away her whole life so as to keep her demonic heritage from running the family's reputation. When she made her pact with the great old one she used her newfound powers to escape. Now she is exploring the world with her naivete trying to use her powers for good even as they slowly drive her mad. that's all I have but I love her and I wish I could draw
My current huperfixation is my DND character and it's so hard not to have anybody frothing at the mouth with me.
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My current huperfixation is my DND character and it's so hard not to have anybody frothing at the mouth with me.
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I need somebody else to do all the Everything
Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough
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hate when I wanna talk to a person but I don’t really have anything to say. but I yearn for the connection. can’t just message someone like, hi I have nothing in particular to say but you’re fun and cool and I would like to have a conversation
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sources? a little birdie, et al (2024)
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Reading this made me feel like I was having a stroke what the fuck is this
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got the wrong ballot and my dumb ass voted for nixon😭
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Welcome to Mimic Ikea! Don't worry about it.
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Disturbingly close to a real conversation I had with my SO
“Come to bed babe, it’s late”
“Hang on a sec, I gotta catch up on my boops”
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