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goddamn gender inflation, can’t have shit these days

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“When I'm home, I like a cozy, comfortable, calming space.” —Stacy Keibler

gif source.

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commission i did for lovely @super-kame-love, Farmer Aina dancing by herself at the Flower Dance <3

☕️ commissions are open through my Kofi and Paypal! Check out my pinned post or dm me on here!

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Sooooo... I made a thing!

I'm honestly proud of myself! It had taken me about 8 months and another month to get the courage to learn how to wash and iron it!

I've learnt so much whilst doing this one! Mainly:

1. Patience is worth it

2. Do not grid your aida with embroidery floss, it does not pull out smoothly

3. How to both wash and iron a cross stitch piece (something that I didn't need to do for my first ones)

4. It's so nice to do something calming with your hands

5. Take a step back and admire your progress every once in a while

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first escape attempt definitely ended like this

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I never finished this game when I was first playing years ago and I've been chipping away at it again recently. 10000 out of 10 game for letting you pet the dog!!!! 🥹💕

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I made some hades text post things because making them is sooooooooooo fun

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Cavern of Retribution / Grotesque - sketch

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i went to the stinky old vampire lover convention and everyone knew you

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As long as you’re breathing, your story’s still going.

Darren Shan, Slawter

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Even in death, may you be triumphant

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The Definitive Timeline of the Saga

*Edit- I chopped the picture in half after feedback; hopefully it will be less blurry!*

Ok I was trying to figure out a better format for this, but I decided I don’t care, so, uh, have fun zooming all the fucking way in. This is, to the best of my ability, a full timeline of the events of the Saga. If you find any mistakes, please let me know.

Keep reading

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How dare you hide this gold in the tags. "did steve leopard know about harambe" is SENDING me

Hi, okay so, in Tunnels of Blood Gavner says that him and Larten once shared a coffin not-quite-60 years ago

In Brothers to the Death it's revealed that the reason they had to share a coffin was that they were being hunted by Nazis. It's stated that the Nazis had already "stabilized" Germany at that point, that they'd been hunting vampires for a several years, and it's strongly implied that they were busy carrying out their genocide, so we can reasonably assume it was in the 1940s, not the 30s

This means that Tunnels of Blood takes place in the late 90s or early 2000s.

According to @thevampatease's excellent timeline, CDF takes place over 18 years

Which means that Sons of Destiny takes place in the 2010s or 2020s

Being very generous, the Nazis may have been hunting Larten and Gavner in 1945 and "nearly 60" might mean 59, which would set Tunnels of Blood in 2004. Add 17 years and Sons of Destiny takes place in 2021.

Being less generous, the hunt might've taken place in 1940 and "nearly 60" means 55, which would put Tunnels of Blood in 1995 and Sons of Destiny in 2012.

Do with this information what you will.

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He waited 14 hours for the squirrel to start his Rube Goldberg machine

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Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising

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"america lost at shooting!" well yeah, two weeks ago we couldn't even hit the biggest orangest head the world has ever seen, we're a quantity over quality culture

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don't give up