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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(
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#as far as my family even has traditions yeah#but ham is more the norm even for my family#which sucks bc I don’t like either one
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really need someone to slonk my shit rn stupid style
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i'm a substance abusing pseudo intellectual but you will respect me
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Spin this wheel to receive a transformation potion ^_^
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My coworkers are doing a "holiday party" today at the KFC and are exchanging secret Santa gifts. I was not invited to participate... would it be overreacting if I sat in the parking lot, screaming and howling at the top of my lungs?
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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant
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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy
#bears#idk why I’ve never had a frightening encounter with a bear irl but I dream about bears getting into my house all the time#my whole life#I dream about bears about as often as I dream about actual trauma
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rates adjusted for inflation in the peanuts-verse
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