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ok but imagine biden wins but instead of him coming om stage brendon urie rises up from the floor and starts singing carry on my wayward sun and dean and cas drive on stage in the imapala with harry and louis tied to the roof of the car holding a rainbow flag over them and louis tosses a baby doll off the stage and dean shoots it with his shotgun and dan and phil are there and

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A bit of Moby-Dick oceanography context:

Up until the mid 1870s, it was generally accepted that life could not exist below a depth of 550 meters. This is why some of Ishmael's whale theories are so off and why Ahab pictures the sea floor as a vast wasteland of bones and shipwrecks. 🌊

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

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if you’re on a boat you’re dead BUT if you’re on a boat you also can’t die BUT this is because by being on a boat. you’re already dead

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wait actually that would be a really fun in the tags game: do you have any books that are signed / inscribed by the author?

my copy of the slow regard of silent things was inscribed by pat rothfuss, ocean vuong and ross gay have signed my collections of their poetry, and i have a few books by friends and teachers with very sweet inscriptions

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STOP BEING SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT YOUR CREATIONS STOP SECOND GUESSING WHAT YOU REALLY WANNA DO STOP DEBATING IT'S WORTH. LET YOUR ART SERVE YOU INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND

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he could've just named the horse. seems like they weren't doing a whole lot in that desert. he had time

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I really enjoy him

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[before showering] i must go to bed posthaste. nary a minute to waste! sleep awaits!

[after shower] i need to stroll through the entire museum of natural history on google streetview. this is of vital importance at 11:38pm on a worknight

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Pompey would demolish the other members of the triumvirate in an oiled up twerk off but unfortunately that’s not how political clout is decided in the Roman republic. SAD!

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pomby magnus the snilerrrr :°) so sneetful