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Stop harrassing him he’s a senior citizen

(Inspired by @cinnamonrolltracer’s post)

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Child: What’s a VHS?

Me:

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“Greetings, humans. Anything we can help with?” (via hilarious.ted)

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Sounds about right

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Oh you’re looking for shoes too Venonat?

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Remember who you are…

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Overwatch: Origins Edition 500-Follower Giveaway

Hey, folks! It’s time for my first ever giveaway. As some of you know, I won the Curse Contest for a free copy of Overwatch: Origins Edition! It’s hella cool that I won such a large-scale giveaway butttt… I already have the game! So, I decided to do a regifting sort of thing. No hard feelings, Curse! Anyway, onto the important stuff.

♕ THE PRIZE  ♕

♦ ONE copy of Overwatch: Origins Edition for PC (you will simply get a code, not a physical box).

☼ THE RULES  ☼

♦ You don’t have to be following me for the giveaway, but it’d be appreciated! Just check my blog for the kind of content you’ll find here and if you think you’d like me, then feel free to follow! Just please don’t follow for the giveaway and unfollow after it ends.

♦ Obviously I’d appreciate it if you only entered if you actually need a copy of the game/want it for a close friend/relative. Please don’t be rude. Let someone get this who doesn’t have the funds otherwise to. If you only want to reblog to spread the news and not to enter, please put #notentering in the tags.

♦ Tag this as #ovwgiveaway so I can search it on your blog if you win!

♦ No giveaway blogs.

♦ Your ask box must be open.

♦ If there is no response within 48 hours, I will have to pick another winner.

♦ As mentioned, this is purely digital, so no address is required for this giveaway.

☆ HOW TO ENTER   ☆

♦ 1 Reblog = 1 Entry. Do not reblog multiple times. One entry per person.

Also, if not enough people enter (I’d say under 20), I have a right to cancel the giveaway and start over, just putting that in writing now. 

…aaand I think that’s about it! Giveaway ends June 3, 2016 @ 8:00 pm CST (a week from today) Get Reblogging! The world could always use more heroes!

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Not often a dude ruins your face, skullstomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama and personally sees to 4 of your 5 shittiest moments. Let’s just say it’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

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Has this been done yet

(Inspired 100% by this post. I cried.)

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“You must never give into despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.”

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Captain America: Civil Thumb War