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painted some of this with my fingers.

for authenticity?

no. I didn't want to wash my brushes

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Floriography, or the language of flowers, was a wonderful way for the Victorians to convey hidden meanings through the flowers they gifted.

I think it's time to revive this tradition and start putting together bouquets based on the symbolism of the flowers. Like this one.

I call it my "fuck you"-bouquet, with a "bless your heart" as a cherry on top. 💐

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FLORIOGRAPHY:

Aconitum napellus: a foe is near, deceit

Fumaria: hatred

Orange lilium: hatred, revenge

Ocimum basilicum: hatred

Black rose: hatred

Lotus corniculatus: revenge

Trifolium pratende: I promise, revenge

Petunia: deep resentment, anger

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mmm soob

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First class rendition of Baba Yaga’s house for Lisa’s chickens. (Look at the bronze chicken feet!)

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osha compliant blowjob

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LPT: Don't throw your junk mail away. Use it to to help the USPS instead!

Next time you get a credit card offer in the mail, or a junk piece of mail that includes a prepaid envelope or postcard, don't throw it away! Send the envelope back with a blank sheet of paper inside, or don't fill the postcard out, but still send it back. The company that sent it to you had to pay the USPS for postage on each one they get back. This is a way to support the USPS by doing very little, and sticking it to the annoying companies that want all of your money.

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they are sharing a strawberry milkshake

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what my work dares to ask is “what if god was real and he was a violent 5’2” nisei, nonbinary, slutty elvis wearing an ‘I’m not a lesbian but my wife is’ novelty t-shirt with both a playboy and a ranger rick in their back pocket and they might just show up on your doorstep” and also "what if god was real and he was a like 6'6" BIG woman with a lot of hair hair, a lot of body hair, and a weird mask & she lets you cry snotty tears on her boobs (which are always out bc she's always naked) and she's STACKED btw"

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HANAMUSA (JESSIExDELIA) MASTER POST

I probably should have started doing this forever ago but I wasn’t sure how long I was gonna stick with drawing these comics. But I guess we’re in it now! This will be continually updated~ EVERYTHING UNDER THE CUT

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Now finished below!

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