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My favorite emoji expression me and my friends came up with is "throwing rocks at it"

Basically if you ever see or hear something that displeases you, You go like this:

🫳🪨

🫳🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨🪨

☺️🫳🪨🪨🪨

So on and so forth. But also if something is beautiful or true you throw lotus.

🫳🪷🪷🪷

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Poppin’ bottles in the ice, like a lizard. When we drink we do it right, like a lizard

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sorry for the shitty gif but holy SHIT they really are always updating the dome THEY HAVE SPOTLIGHTS NOW

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It's pretty funny how much animal camouflage, especially insect camouflage, is a backwards engineered mess of unreadable code, that produces a result which only barely seems effective to human eyes because after millions of years of focus groups, that weird uncanny valley of colors is just the one that most consistently triggers "I am bark" or "I am poisonous" or "I am a larger predator" to potential predators. And it's not like a hundred percent success rate, it's just genetic blobs blindly feeling around for why they're making more genetic blobs instead of being digested into protein by the stomach of a field mouse. It's like "what made you" and the answer is one million years averaged out into some semblance of consistency. It's kinda cool, take a bunch of proteins, give them a million years to work on it, and they can figure out what a snake's head looks like, and build a worm shaped like that. They don't even have eyes, they're just like sculptors and all the non-snake worms get trimmed away by hungry birds.

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A happy boy

(via)

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Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies

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terrible pokemon evolution methods ideas

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on the status condition it has when it levels up

- a Pokemon that only evolve if you have more than 1M pokedollars

- a Pokemon that evolves after getting frustrated that you keep faking playing fetch with it in Pokemon camp

- a Pokemon that only evolve if it hates every Pokemon in your party

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on the clothes your character is wearing at the moment

- a Pokemon that only evolve if there's a Pokemon who has a type advantage to it in your party

- a Pokemon that evolves if you catch it in a premiere ball

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on the number of badges you have

- a Pokemon that only evolve if one of your other Pokemon has the same nature + a move as it has

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on if you gave it a "cute" nickname or a "scary" nickname

- a Pokemon that only evolve if you keep it in your box long enough and then put it in your party (atleast 1 week)

- a Pokemon that only evolve when there's atleast two fainted Pokemon in your party

- a Pokemon whose evolution depends on where you caught it/ where you were when you hatched it's egg

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Big day for deranged evangelical freaks

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my wife: who was that problematic author, the one who did enderman's game? uhhhh... orville redenbacher?

me: can I post that

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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

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only packing the essentials 

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Don't forget to check your mail ⊹₊ ⋆

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i like it when a little drop of water gets on a screen and magnifies a single subpixel, hi green and red and blue my good friends

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For no reason, here is Art Spiegelman's 1991 graphic novel Maus, for free on the Internet Archive.

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““My four daughters watch [The Mandalorian] and obviously the world is like, ‘It’s the Baby Yoda show,’ and I’m never jealous or have any problem with that, but I have to say, two of my daughters texted me and two of them [called] me: ‘Papa, please don’t hurt that baby. Don’t hurt that baby.’ And I said, ‘I will squash that little big-eared bastard.’””

— – Giancarlo Esposito, AKA Moff Gideon from “The Mandalorian”

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Turning Red (2022) // Encanto (2021)