fuckoffsafemodefilter

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

starting a collection. I'm calling it autistic sexting

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

family tradition, honored

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

I have this saved as "iveneverplayedbalatro.png"

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

green

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

spot th hirse

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

sometimes i forgot furries aren't mainstream and a lot of people don't like them so i'll be talking 2 new people about something like furry-adjacent and someone will make a joke like "lmao so you're a furry" expecting a dramatic reaction but i'll say "i mean yeah sure" and people will be shocked and ask "seriously??? you mean like with an outfit and everything?" and i say no so they're like "so you draw furry stuff?" and i say no so they say "so you're just really into furry art?" and i'm like "well not really, just incidentally" and then they're like "okay actually you don't sound like a furry" and i'm like "hm......no i definitely am." by this point they've figured out i'm autistic and we go from there

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

This joke doesn't work if you use the default tumblr theme, sorry.

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

update on personal life stuff

got hit by 12 cars and died. sory. all at once. no traces left behind. I think one of the cars was carnivorous

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

God IS a middle schooler and we ARE a science project except he does know we exist and has very mixed feelings about the whole ordeal

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]

playing dress up with my dolls

[fuckoffsafemodefilter]