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deancas neck kisses (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )

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Wanted to tell this story here, but decided to screenshot what I wrote to my friends. ♡♡♡

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when you sit and pray, you’re only praying for keeps // pvris in boston, ma.

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Today, this short dude came in, and Mama-san instantly sat me down with him. I was like tf are you doing, I’m like 5'10, and he looks like a Hobbit??? Unfortunately for me, he was extremely into tall girls, kept touching my arms and asking for me to stand up. He also didn’t want to buy any drinks for me, just kept talking about how he really loves tall girls. I pretended I didn't know any Japanese just so he’d get bored and when the rotation began, I’d bounce away, but lmfao, Buchou comes in with my coworker, and then the guy says “Shimei”. I had to sit with him for two hours!!! He literally told me “I wish I could finish jerking off inside of you” and then gave me his number. Thankfully by then he bought me some drinks, and I slowly got more drunk as he kept kneading my fucking arm. Fucking hell on Earth

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One of the girls had a birthday today, and I had a dohan with this whiny ass small customer who always changes the girl if she doesn’t sleep with him. I keep lying to him through my teeth, and that fucker knows that I’m never going to even consider fucking him, so obviously he will change me sometime this week. I got wasted at work though, because the girl had like 12 customers coming in, so after I had my own shimei, I had to go help her with customers. We have a 30 minute rotation usually if the customer is free, but today most of the customers were there for the girl. I had fun, one of them shares my music taste so we literally talked about classic rock for an hour or so. Since the rotation has to happen somehow, the girl sat down with her own customers just for 10 minutes each, which leaves us “help-girls” sitting with one guy for a few hours, if not for the whole time. I managed to sit through an hour of one dude grabbing my boobs every time I tried making him a drink, fucking hell. All this for just 100 yen for help!!! Although I did drink a lot today, so my drink-backs might be big. Yay!! I’m getting a lot thinner every day, due to dohans and whatnot. I literally have no time to sit down and eat, and I only ever ask to go to yakiniku with customers. I’m pretty tall, and you can’t really see the rolls of fat on me, but my Mama-san still keeps checking my fucking weight every day. “Emi, you have to lose weight faster!!” she tells me every day after work. I’ve been dieting, and it’s working, but apparently for her it isn’t. I’ve also just become 3rd in my club!! There’d be no way to become 1st, because the club’s first has been working here for 12 years lmfao, like how do I even TRY to get as many customers as she has in one day… I need to sleep, and it helps me a lot knowing I have a free day tomorrow. Sleeping all day sounds so good now. 💖💖💖

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Figured I should start a blog about this, because I'm working here for the third time and some of the stories really need to see the light of day. Hi! I'm a hostess in Japan, and firstly I've got to announce I am not going to show my face, reveal much about myself (except for the persona I use at my fucking job, because that shit ain't real), and secondly, you can ask as many questions about this job as you want. One of the customers calls me Kebab (i fucking love them so much), and in the club, I am Emi. So call me whichever name you like. My kyabakura is kinda far away, I can't reveal the location for obvious reasons. It's not that far from Tokyo, so a lot of rich people come over to have fun or whatnot. I'm European, and I work as a hostess 3 months in a year, when I have the time and actual need for money. The job pays well, well enough so I could pay for all of my studies at University, AND i could travel a lot through the year. The pay highly depends on the club, and my club pays less than Japanese ones, because European clubs are mostly shady as hell. With that said, from now on I will post about my life as a hostess from time to time. I need an outlet for this bullshit, or else I'll crack and scream at someone at work LMFAO 💯