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MARCH 24, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE THOSE WHO ARE GOOD AT PLAN B.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO ENJOY SHIT.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO OIL PAINTING.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
A FUCKING WORKSPACE.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SEARCH REAL CONTENT BY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
A BRIEF-ASS HISTORY OF COFFEE.聽more>>
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MARCH 23, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THINK BIG THOUGHTS BUT RELISH SMALL PLEASURES.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO FEEL CONFIDENT WHEN TALKING TO POWERFUL BASTARDS.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
WHY THE HELL YOU SHOULD READ CHILDREN'S BOOKS.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
EASY-ASS WHISKING.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
COFFEE RECEIPT STORIES.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHY THE FUCK DO OUR NOSES STICK OUT?聽more>>
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MARCH 22, 2024
IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ATTITUDE IS A LITTLE THING THAT MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
PHILOSOPHICAL RAZORS TO SIMPLIFY YOUR FUCKING LIFE.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE CASE AGAINST ELECTIONS.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
ORGANIZE YOUR FUCKING FRIDGE.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PLAY THE NEEDLEDROP GAME.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THE SUN IS MADE OF.聽more>>
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MARCH 21, 2024
IT'S FUCKING THURSDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WHEN YOU JUDGE ANOTHER YOU DO NOT DEFINE THEM, YOU DEFINE YOURSELF.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO STOP LIVING ON GODDAMN AUTO-PILOT.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
A TIMELINE OF WORLD FUCKING HISTORY.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
FUCKING BREATHE.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
CALCULATE YOUR CALORIES BURNED.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN DEMOGRAPHICS CHANGE FOREVER?聽more>>
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MARCH 20, 2024
IT'S FUCKING WEDNESDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
A BUSINESS THAT MAKES NOTHING BUT MONEY IS A POOR BUSINESS.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
SEVEN WAYS TO IMPROVE YOUR DAMN SLEEP.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE ART OF MOTHERFUCKING FOCUS.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
CLEAN YOUR DIRTY-ASS EARBUDS.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WHAT FUCKING MONTH IS IT?聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
1 DAMN FACT ABOUT ALL 63 NATIONAL PARKS.聽more>>
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MARCH 19, 2024
IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
GREAT IDEAS OFTEN RECEIVE VIOLENT OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO START A MOTHERFUCKING YOUTUBE CHANNEL.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE SHIT IN THE FOREST YOU DON'T SEE.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
FUCK THEM MIGRAINES.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
COLLECT, SEARCH, AND ORGANIZE YOUR DAMN DESIGN FILES.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHY 5 MILLION MOTHERFUCKERS LIVE IN AMERICA'S HOTTEST CITY.聽more>>
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MARCH 18, 2024
IT'S FUCKING MONDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WISE MEN SPEAK BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY; FOOLS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
SEVEN DAMN SIGNS OF ETHICAL COLLAPSE.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
EPIC, LIFE CHANGING ADVENTURES.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
PACK A FUCKING LUNCH.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
TIME YOUR FUCKING DEEP WORK.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHY UNLOVED MOTHERFUCKERS HATE THEMSELVES.聽more>>
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MARCH 17, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NATURE AND BOOKS BELONG TO THE EYES THAT SEE THEM.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
INVESTING MISTAKES YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING MAKE.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
HELLA DELICIOUS CHINESE FOOD RECIPES.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
DON'T LET THE DAMN AIRPOD FALL OUT.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
CREATE BITCHIN MOTION GRAPHICS.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
CAN YOU SOLVE THE MAGICAL MAZE RIDDLE?聽more>>
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MARCH 16, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
STRENGTH DOES NOT COME FROM PHYSICAL CAPACITY. IT COMES FROM AN INDOMITABLE WILL.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO CONTROL YOUR FUCKING GAMBLING.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
MOSCOW MATH PUZZLES.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
THE KITCHEN GADGETS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU FUCKING NEEDED.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
TRACK SOME FUCKING WEATHER BALLOONS.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE TRILLION DOLLAR EQUATION.聽more>>
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MARCH 15, 2024
IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MAKE IT YOUR HABIT NOT TO BE CRITICAL ABOUT SMALL SHIT.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WHAT THE FUCK MAKES AN ALBUM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME?聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
HOW TO BE HELLA HEALTHY.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
POOP IN STYLE.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SOLVE THE FUCKING CROSSWORDS.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE PARADOX OF AN INFINITE UNIVERSE.聽more>>
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MARCH 14, 2024
IT'S FUCKING THURSDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
A FAILURE IS A MAN WHO HAS BLUNDERED BUT IS NOT CAPABLE OF CASHING IN ON THE EXPERIENCE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
FUTURISTIC TECHNOLOGIES TO CHANGE THE FUCKING WORLD.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
MURDER MOST PUZZLING.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
SAVE YOUR FUCKING BREAD.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WINDOWS 1.0.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WILL AI DESTROY US OR JUST TAKE YOUR FUCKING JOB?聽more>>
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MARCH 13, 2024
IT'S FUCKING WEDNESDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE BEGINNING IS ALWAYS TODAY.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO CHOOSE WHAT THE HELL TO LEARN NEXT.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
HOW TO READ THE FUCKING WILDERNESS.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
HELLA HILARIOUS HYPOTHETICALS.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
FIND OUT WHAT TIME YOUR DAMN MOVIE WILL END.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE BEST FONTS ACCORDING TO MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE.聽more>>
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MARCH 12, 2024
IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
HE WHO LIVES IN HARMONY WITH HIMSELF LIVES IN HARMONY WITH THE UNIVERSE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE MOST OVERRATED SHIT IN PERSONAL FINANCE.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE SHORTEST DAMN HISTORY OF SEX.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
FLIP THE FUCKING EGG.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ZALTOR THE ORACLE.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHO IS EATING ALL THE FUCKING SPIDERS?聽more>>
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MARCH 11, 2024
IT'S FUCKING MONDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ALL SERIOUS DARING STARTS FROM WITHIN.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
MICRO-ASS ACTS OF JOY.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
CREATE YOUR DREAM GARDEN AT A FRACTION OF THE FUCKING COST.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
STASH YOUR FUCKING PENS.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WEIRD FUCKING GAMES.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
SUDAN'S CIVIL WAR IS WORSE THAN YOU THINK.聽more>>
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MARCH 10, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE TRUEST GREATNESS LIES IN BEING KIND, THE TRUEST WISDOM IN A HAPPY MIND.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
A CHATGPT CHEAT SHEET.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
STAY CURIOUS AND KEEP FUCKING EXPLORING.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
ENJOY YOUR FUCKING PORCH.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NETWORKING FOR MOVIE MOTHERFUCKERS.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LASTED TWO FUCKING CENTURIES.聽more>>
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MARCH 9, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NO MAN CAN SUCCEED IN A LINE OF ENDEAVOR WHICH HE DOES NOT LIKE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO ENJOY YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
SOLUTIONS TO REPAIR OUR BROKEN-ASS PLANET.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
DATE NIGHT IDEAS.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SOCIAL MEDIA FOR FRIENDS, NOT FOLLOWERS.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE WARRIOR WHO DEFEATED THE HELLA MIGHTY MUGHALS.聽more>>
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MARCH 8, 2024
IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BETTER THAN A THOUSAND HOLLOW WORDS, IS ONE WORD THAT BRINGS PEACE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
A MOTHERFUCKING ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO IVF.聽more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
RETIREMENT 101.聽more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
MAKE THE FUCKING YOGURT.聽more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
READ YOUR FAVORITE-ASS BOOKS IN FOREIGN-ASS LANGUAGES.聽more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
IS CLIMATE CHANGE SLOWING DOWN THE FUCKING OCEAN?聽more>>
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