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fuckinghomepage · 8 months ago
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MARCH 24, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE ARE THOSE WHO ARE GOOD AT PLAN B.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO ENJOY SHIT. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO OIL PAINTING. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
A FUCKING WORKSPACE. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SEARCH REAL CONTENT BY REAL MOTHERFUCKERS. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
A BRIEF-ASS HISTORY OF COFFEE. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 8 months ago
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MARCH 23, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THINK BIG THOUGHTS BUT RELISH SMALL PLEASURES.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO FEEL CONFIDENT WHEN TALKING TO POWERFUL BASTARDS. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
WHY THE HELL YOU SHOULD READ CHILDREN'S BOOKS. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
EASY-ASS WHISKING. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
COFFEE RECEIPT STORIES. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHY THE FUCK DO OUR NOSES STICK OUT? more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 8 months ago
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MARCH 22, 2024
IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ATTITUDE IS A LITTLE THING THAT MAKES A BIG DIFFERENCE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
PHILOSOPHICAL RAZORS TO SIMPLIFY YOUR FUCKING LIFE. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE CASE AGAINST ELECTIONS. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
ORGANIZE YOUR FUCKING FRIDGE. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
PLAY THE NEEDLEDROP GAME. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THE SUN IS MADE OF. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 8 months ago
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MARCH 21, 2024
IT'S FUCKING THURSDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WHEN YOU JUDGE ANOTHER YOU DO NOT DEFINE THEM, YOU DEFINE YOURSELF.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO STOP LIVING ON GODDAMN AUTO-PILOT. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
A TIMELINE OF WORLD FUCKING HISTORY. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
FUCKING BREATHE. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
CALCULATE YOUR CALORIES BURNED. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WHEN DEMOGRAPHICS CHANGE FOREVER? more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 8 months ago
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MARCH 20, 2024
IT'S FUCKING WEDNESDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
A BUSINESS THAT MAKES NOTHING BUT MONEY IS A POOR BUSINESS.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
SEVEN WAYS TO IMPROVE YOUR DAMN SLEEP. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE ART OF MOTHERFUCKING FOCUS. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
CLEAN YOUR DIRTY-ASS EARBUDS. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WHAT FUCKING MONTH IS IT? more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
1 DAMN FACT ABOUT ALL 63 NATIONAL PARKS. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 8 months ago
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MARCH 19, 2024
IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
GREAT IDEAS OFTEN RECEIVE VIOLENT OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO START A MOTHERFUCKING YOUTUBE CHANNEL. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE SHIT IN THE FOREST YOU DON'T SEE. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
FUCK THEM MIGRAINES. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
COLLECT, SEARCH, AND ORGANIZE YOUR DAMN DESIGN FILES. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHY 5 MILLION MOTHERFUCKERS LIVE IN AMERICA'S HOTTEST CITY. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 8 months ago
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MARCH 18, 2024
IT'S FUCKING MONDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WISE MEN SPEAK BECAUSE THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY; FOOLS BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO SAY SOMETHING.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
SEVEN DAMN SIGNS OF ETHICAL COLLAPSE. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
EPIC, LIFE CHANGING ADVENTURES. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
PACK A FUCKING LUNCH. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
TIME YOUR FUCKING DEEP WORK. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHY UNLOVED MOTHERFUCKERS HATE THEMSELVES. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 8 months ago
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MARCH 17, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NATURE AND BOOKS BELONG TO THE EYES THAT SEE THEM.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
INVESTING MISTAKES YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING MAKE. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
HELLA DELICIOUS CHINESE FOOD RECIPES. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
DON'T LET THE DAMN AIRPOD FALL OUT. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
CREATE BITCHIN MOTION GRAPHICS. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
CAN YOU SOLVE THE MAGICAL MAZE RIDDLE? more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 16, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
STRENGTH DOES NOT COME FROM PHYSICAL CAPACITY. IT COMES FROM AN INDOMITABLE WILL.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO CONTROL YOUR FUCKING GAMBLING. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
MOSCOW MATH PUZZLES. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
THE KITCHEN GADGETS YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU FUCKING NEEDED. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
TRACK SOME FUCKING WEATHER BALLOONS. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE TRILLION DOLLAR EQUATION. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 15, 2024
IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
MAKE IT YOUR HABIT NOT TO BE CRITICAL ABOUT SMALL SHIT.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
WHAT THE FUCK MAKES AN ALBUM THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME? more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
HOW TO BE HELLA HEALTHY. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
POOP IN STYLE. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SOLVE THE FUCKING CROSSWORDS. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE PARADOX OF AN INFINITE UNIVERSE. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 14, 2024
IT'S FUCKING THURSDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
A FAILURE IS A MAN WHO HAS BLUNDERED BUT IS NOT CAPABLE OF CASHING IN ON THE EXPERIENCE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
FUTURISTIC TECHNOLOGIES TO CHANGE THE FUCKING WORLD. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
MURDER MOST PUZZLING. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
SAVE YOUR FUCKING BREAD. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WINDOWS 1.0. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WILL AI DESTROY US OR JUST TAKE YOUR FUCKING JOB? more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 13, 2024
IT'S FUCKING WEDNESDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE BEGINNING IS ALWAYS TODAY.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO CHOOSE WHAT THE HELL TO LEARN NEXT. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
HOW TO READ THE FUCKING WILDERNESS. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
HELLA HILARIOUS HYPOTHETICALS. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
FIND OUT WHAT TIME YOUR DAMN MOVIE WILL END. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE BEST FONTS ACCORDING TO MOTHERFUCKING SCIENCE. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 12, 2024
IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
HE WHO LIVES IN HARMONY WITH HIMSELF LIVES IN HARMONY WITH THE UNIVERSE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
THE MOST OVERRATED SHIT IN PERSONAL FINANCE. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
THE SHORTEST DAMN HISTORY OF SEX. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
FLIP THE FUCKING EGG. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ZALTOR THE ORACLE. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
WHO IS EATING ALL THE FUCKING SPIDERS? more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 11, 2024
IT'S FUCKING MONDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
ALL SERIOUS DARING STARTS FROM WITHIN.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
MICRO-ASS ACTS OF JOY. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
CREATE YOUR DREAM GARDEN AT A FRACTION OF THE FUCKING COST. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
STASH YOUR FUCKING PENS. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
WEIRD FUCKING GAMES. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
SUDAN'S CIVIL WAR IS WORSE THAN YOU THINK. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 10, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SUNDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
THE TRUEST GREATNESS LIES IN BEING KIND, THE TRUEST WISDOM IN A HAPPY MIND.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
A CHATGPT CHEAT SHEET. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
STAY CURIOUS AND KEEP FUCKING EXPLORING. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
ENJOY YOUR FUCKING PORCH. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NETWORKING FOR MOVIE MOTHERFUCKERS. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE EARTHQUAKE THAT LASTED TWO FUCKING CENTURIES. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 9, 2024
IT'S FUCKING SATURDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
NO MAN CAN SUCCEED IN A LINE OF ENDEAVOR WHICH HE DOES NOT LIKE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
HOW TO ENJOY YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
SOLUTIONS TO REPAIR OUR BROKEN-ASS PLANET. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
DATE NIGHT IDEAS. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
SOCIAL MEDIA FOR FRIENDS, NOT FOLLOWERS. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
THE WARRIOR WHO DEFEATED THE HELLA MIGHTY MUGHALS. more>>
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fuckinghomepage · 9 months ago
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MARCH 8, 2024
IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY.
WORDS OF WISDOM OF THE FUCKING DAY:
BETTER THAN A THOUSAND HOLLOW WORDS, IS ONE WORD THAT BRINGS PEACE.
EDUCATE YOUR IGNORANT ASS:
A MOTHERFUCKING ILLUSTRATED GUIDE TO IVF. more>>
FUCKING MIND-BLOWING BOOK OF THE DAY:
RETIREMENT 101. more>>
USEFUL SHIT OF THE GODDAMN DAY:
MAKE THE FUCKING YOGURT. more>>
WEBSITE OF THE FUCKING DAY:
READ YOUR FAVORITE-ASS BOOKS IN FOREIGN-ASS LANGUAGES. more>>
AWESOME-AS-SHIT VIDEO OF THE DAY:
IS CLIMATE CHANGE SLOWING DOWN THE FUCKING OCEAN? more>>
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