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Hello friends, it is i!! As you may have noticed this blog is dead... but fear not! I have relocated!! You can now locate me at @fuckbagmcgee2-electricboogaloo!!

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Long story short I haven't been on tumblr in a while cuz of reasons and it's been really nice But school is starting soon and I'm p stressed and I need to ramble somewhere that isn't in my private journal So cuz I'm in mobile I can't do a cut, so be warned; tmi below, bdsm stuff. Really gross. If u kno me irl, you'll never be able to look me in the eye again. If u know me irl, never mention this. Ever. [[more]] When last u heard from me, I had moved to a place that was only 10 min away from my fwb/tops house. We fucked some in July/early August but for the past month or so they really haven't been feeling it and it's driving me bananas. I asked them a couple days ago if they're still into me, and they said yeah, sometimes they just get like this, withdrawn etc. And I'm fine with that, that's cool. But I'm crazy af and so of course I'm pasmo if we'll never fuck again. I start school on Monday, they start work next Thursday, and I had all this free time the last month and they didn't feel like fucking... What if they never feel like fucking me again? What if they forget about me?? Ridiculous but that's the paranoia i live in. I'm pretty proud of myself cuz I've gotten kind of good at writing things out and not freaking out so much. But I'm still paranoid but then again At one point they were working and then coming to my house to fuck, they were that into me, so maybe they'll come back around. I really hope so. I've been horny af lately and I just want to get fucked hard, the way we used to. They were pretty sweet to me when I got back from Japan 💕 so we didn't get really into the hardcore stuff. We did play with a gag once, which was fun, but there's this spider gag I really wanna use...!!! And AND AND we went to see a movie a while back and they came by to make out a bit after, and we were making out and getting kinky and they spit!! In my mouth!!! It was so hot and they teased me for being so disgusting and liking it it was great 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 so I'm really worried I'll never get a repeat performance of that but like..... You don't just spit in someone's mouth and then never fuck them again right?? Anyway what we have is not defined, but it's almost like dating, and I really like them and hope that they get thru this slump soon... They had a slump back in late February/March too, but it didn't last this long I don't think... I'm just scared ;; It's probably fine tho, right?? It's just hard because they're so hard to read, and I have these issues with people becuz of reasons and it's like... Damn... Anyway I'm nervous cuz I'm starting school again on Monday and idk when my next dose of the D will be and in times of stress D keeps me strong and WHAT IF??? WHAT IFFFF??? Anyway. Good to see you

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Today's lesson; If you haven't had dick in a while, don't try and sit on the whole dick right off the bat Not saying you're in for a bad time, but you're gunna feel the burn

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So I'm moving tomorrow I'm very nervous My new house is 25min away from my top's house, 30 min away from my university, 10min away from my pharmacy, and 20min away from where my brother works 25min away from the top's house 😎✨ Anyway I'm nervous about moving so I'm not sleeping ;;

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I deserve to be famous 💸 ; Kylie eat your heart out 💅🏼💋 #selfiequeen #nofilter #katvondbeauty #greenhair #septum #septumpiercing #anastasiabeverlyhills #linecamera #alternative #altgirl #nonbinary #model

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I got 5/10. To be fair, I have minimal knowledge of both Pokemon and the comedies. 

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So, twice now, my fwb has invited me to join in on a voice chat with their friends while they game I mean I don't even have the games they play so I can't play with them, and I don't say much, but they invite me and let me listen and while I'd like to play it's still a lot of fun?? Like idk it's really nice they invite me to talk with their friend even though I don't really do much or participate like... Idk why they do but I like it and I'm going to take it as a compliment Tbh it's really good and I can't wait til I have my house so we can fuck again I'm signing a lease tomorrow btw

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Sometimes lesbians do get happy endings. 

Mum wasn’t going to come to my wedding. It was hard, but I’d made peace with that. My girlfriend and I would get married without her blessing. 

Then, two days before the big day, when we were already in New Zealand, I got a frantic call at 11pm at night. I answered it and it was her, crying and asking if she’d still be welcome. We said yes, of course, and she booked herself last minute flights to get to New Zealand. 

When I first saw her outside the registry, all dressed up with her hair done and holding flowers, I burst into tears. She came up to me and touched my face, saying, “You look so happy. Both of you, you look so happy,” and gave us these roses.

They’re more than flowers to me. 

They’re given to me by a women to cried and shouted and refused to talk about my sexuality for seven years after I came out to her. It may not seem like much: but she had to walk into that flower store and buy these. She had to choose roses - the symbol of love - for her gay daughter and her gay daughter’s ‘friend’. There’s an admission in that. There’s acceptance in that. These roses say, “I know you love each other,” and she gave them to us at our wedding, which she flew three thousand kilometres to attend. 

I sobbed as she placed them in my hand. 

Because nothing will ever touch what it feels like to finally, finally know your mother loves you just the way you are. 

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Ok guys help me figure this out I noticed while in Japan that my breasts were noticeably larger, rounder, and generally better. It couldn't have been the food or whatever cuz it happened almost immediately and went away when I got home So I'm thinking it must having something to do with hydration and humidity, right? Japan is very humid, and my lips weren't dry there... I noticed, in general, my body was softer and squishier feeling there, which leads me to believe that the humidity lead to higher water retention and thus, bigger titties Now let me tell you, these titties were amazing. They were gorgeous, like, round and voluptuous and soft and squishy and big I want them back ;; my fwb loves that shit and they looked SO good so like Do you guys think hydrating would help? Like just really upping my h2o intake? I live in a VERY dry climate and like... More water would be good anyway but like SCIENTIFICALLY IS THAT A THING??? Like it must be THEY WERE SIGNIFICANTLY BIGGER ITS A THING RIHHT Has anyone else noticed this when going from dry to humid land

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Not on tumblr as much cuz I can't log in on PC miss my mutuals and tumblr friends Feels bad man :( Remember you guys can always message me, or hit me up on snapchat ;;

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How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds

ive been doing it wrong all these years

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On March 24, 2001, Randy Johnson vaporized a bird with his fastball.

Being a conservationist, he was very upset about it. Of course PETA was mad at him, too, which makes zero sense…

Source

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i want to switch my major to that

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I felt the audio post where I autotuned Get Schwifty was incomplete without its true counterpart, mangled movie-maker visuals.

So here’s Get Schwiftier, with added video.

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This is a 40-year-old Twinkie. Science teacher Roger Bennatti opened it and set it on his blackboard in 1976 after a student asked about its possible lifespan. When he retired in 2005, Benatti gave the Twinkie to one of his students. She later became the Dean of Students, and still displays it in her office today. Source