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https://youtu.be/kTV6AJfQY2w?si=Znfy-xUXmUduMSP5 new Gimmickverse series

you're shitting me really???

fuck it's real I've gotta watch this later

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Nobody can control the threatsverse tbh

I am going to let The Threatsverse slowly die off.

Isn’t this already happening? Actually I have no idea I’m not IN the threats verse it’s more like it’s a cult that started around me and I can’t control it

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I'm going to throw your fucking printer out of the window

I’m going to make you print something for school and/or work. The public university printers only take money on your student ID, which you cannot get working. Your printer at home hates you personally. It’s due tonight.

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I'm snorfin' here

CAN MY MOOTS PLEASE STOP GETTING THAT ONE FUCKING POST ON MY DASH ALL THE TIME IT IS VERY LONG AND VERY STUPID

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it appears you are speaking from experience here

I am going to cast a spell that turns you eight years old again and alone at your birthday party

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The List (of Lists)

*this list contains revisionist completely real history

@the-real-list-of-ominous-threats

@the-list-of-real-ominous-threats

@the-fake-list-of-ominous-threats

@fuck-you-ominous-threats

@love-you-ominous-threats

@another-list-of-ominous-threats

@backup-ominous-threats

@priest-of-ominous-threats

@theoriginallistofominousthreats

@list-of-spacey-onimous-threats

@redundant-ominious-threats

@twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats

@very-not-ominous-threats

@aroace-ominous-threats

@atheist-of-ominous-threats

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat

@puddles-of-ominous-threats

@justsomeomioudthreats

@a-list-of-plain-threats <- 🪦

@nominous-threats

@this-threat-is-ominous

@notomnimousthreats

@a-weal-wist-of-ominous-thweats

@the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats

@completely-unreadable-threats

@the-worst-list-of-threats

@the-porn-ominous-threat

@not-sure-if-im-an-ominous-threat

@taerht-suonimo

@clickbaitominousthreats

@ominous-signs

@ominous-threats-from-a-fox

@the-faux-list-of-ominous-threats

@anon-threats

(-1) @the-last-ominous-threat

(big ty to @fuck-you-ominous-threats & @love-you-ominous-threats & @twelfth-list-of-ominous-threats & @i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat & @the-scp-list-of-ominous-threats for bringing more to my attention)

Relevant Tags

#the+list - where every blog is counted. alerts to new bloga

#not+a+list - anything not a list

#threatsverse - posts pertaining to being a participating member of the above community

#taglist - posts that rally the threatsverse community

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P.S. I'm not always active on this blog, so don't rely on me I am just a limp noodle ✌️

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I'm going to make you read the fucking expiry date of everything you eat

I'm going to make you realize that the fruit gummies you've been eating for the last week are actually 6 months expired

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Jokes on you I fucking love excel spreadsheets

You will NEVER experience the benefits of being a marine biologist ONLY the excel spreadsheets and the grant writing!!!

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doesn't matter. SAY SOMETHING NICE AND POSITIVE MOTHERFUCKER

Curse of 8 hour flight with screaming baby and no headphones

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EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH

Curse of 8 hour flight with screaming baby and no headphones

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

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Sounds like you have this exact fucking problem, care to share motherfucker?

Curse of making your hair that awkward length that never sits how you want it to and makes you look like a fourth grader but only when you have an important job interview

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we are just too good for them we cannot be fucking destroyed

I HATE GIMMICK BLOGS SO IM GOING TO REMOVE THEIR GIMMICKS BY "FIXING" THEIR POSTS

What i will "fix" (examples):

@ vowelremover (adding back vowels text)

@ i-say-ok and many more (change the ok to something else)

What i wont currently "fix"

@ achivement-unlocked (idk what to do with this)

Any corpo blogs

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right back at ya motherfucker

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most of the threatsverse tags don't actually work btw?

Welcome to Similar Blog Showdown!!

With so many different blogs out there, it's inevitable that 2(or more) will have similar/the same gimmicks. But, who does it better?

That's what we're here to find out! I'll be posting a poll once a week comparing 2 similar blogs. If there are more than 2, I'll probably hold a mini tournament.

Not sure when I'll be starting this, but I've had this idea for a while now.

In the meantime, please send in blogs I missed and you'd like to see as well as propaganda for your favorite gimmick listed. I want to do as many as I can and I'm sure there's more I haven't come across.

Planned polls (in no specific order):

@how-many-letters vs. @alphabetcompletionist

@colortracker vs. @rainbow--completionist vs. @hemo-rainbow-completionist vs. @rgbcolorcounter

@counter-of-vowels vs. @voweltally

@carbon-monoxide-detector vs. @carbonmonoxide-detector

@oedcompletionist vs. @i-count-words-in-posts

@biblepercent vs. @bible-word-counter vs. @were-these-words-in-the-bible

@thegimmickblog vs. @nyan-copies-gimmick-blogs vs. @copy-counter vs. @gimmick-thief vs. @wildcard-completionist vs. @ditto-ditto

@the-disemvoweler vs. @the-other-disemvoweler

@the-disemconsonanter vs. @the-cosonant-killer

@asciicompletionist vs. @keyboard-completionist

@colourpickingpride vs. @colorpicked-pride-flags vs. @colorpickedprideflags vs. @color-picked-pride-flags vs. @color-picked-enby-flags vs. @color-picked-trans-flags vs. @colorpickedpride vs. @danganronpaprideflags vs. @osemanverseprideflags vs. @wof-pride-flags vs. @starrailprideflags vs. @city-of-colorpicking vs. @colorpickedstates vs. @knyprideflags vs. @colorpickinglesbian vs. @soniclesbianflags vs. @colorpickingpride vs. @colorpicking-pride vs. @proseka-colourpicked-flags vs. @colorpickedpokemon

@i-identify-as-an-ominous-threat vs. @redundant-ominious-threats vs. @ominous-threats-from-a-fox vs. @aroace-ominous-threats vs. @atheist-of-ominous-threats vs. (cont. in reblog. tag limit reached.)

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I'm going to eat the lame hater anons

Nice try motherfucker >:)

I'm going to send you lame hater anons about how you're 'ruining your blog theme'