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we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

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once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration

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had the funniest possible interaction this weekend

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a msg to u from the dog that finally learned how to give me the dang ball

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they dont want us to know this but the real cure to the agonies is to engage in shenanigans. tomfoolery even 

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them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it

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this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee

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Me: *scrolling tumblr*

Castiel: I love you

Me: Dear god what’s happened now

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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

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its christmas eve and look whos on tumblr

all of us

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Last night at work a man told me that I look better when I take my glasses off and I immediately replied that he looks better when I take my glasses off too and he got really angry and I think it was one of the proudest moments of my life

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“My wife and I don’t have kids yet so we take our dog out to look at the lights. He absolutely loves it.”

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