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so there is a painted version of this photo that has a beautiful but obscure title to it y'all please help me find it its probably one of my favorite paintings ever
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The US having an entire city in the middle of the desert dedicated entirely to gambling sounds like a thing other countries would make up about the US as a joke but its real and no one bats an eye at it
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the unholy trinity of piss-poor caretakers, tag yourself:
tomboy, meaning "this child is clearly queer but let's hope it goes away"
sensitive, meaning "clearly neurodivergent and often distressed but let's keep going until they grow numb"
mature, meaning "traumatized but let's ignore that"
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In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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Re: my last email
Sorry I’m actually an idiot disregard previous email
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am i good? am i well? am i normal? fuck no: i’m evil, sickly, and downright strange.
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unfortunately the best advice i can give to everyone bad at fishing in stardew valley is that you just need to get good at fishing in stardew valley
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human: well this shit sucks but like fuck it we ball yknow
werewolf: ball? throw the ball? throw it for me? 🎾 👀
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fuck hussle culture, the toad to success is to sleep well, eat well and have fun
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