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It is really disturbing how people can lose their humanity and threaten you just because you *checks notes* sentenced their child to death :'(

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I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

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A doctor’s angry letter to United Healthcare after they denied covering his patient’s nausea medication needed after his chemo.

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who wants to see my favorite statue

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Surely this next six minutes of hitting the snooze button on my alarm will leave me feeling well rested. Surely this time.

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today at work a coworker warned me that my patient’s owner let us know her cat is homophobic, meaning he tends to attack gay people violently on sight, which I thought was a joke. but that cat saw me and may have been the angriest cat I’ve ever worked with and DID in fact bite me through Kevlar gloves because he hated me so much

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i can't fucking shut up about the man that people are starting to call "The Claims Adjuster" because he not only shot that evil fucker but:

wrote deny defend depose on the bullets in sharpie

deliberately left behind a backpack in central park full of fucking monopoly money

and the cherry on top (so far) is that he potentially used a gun that was designed for veterinarians to put down sick animals

its art, its amazing, this is the best thing thats happened in like 10 years and he is my hero. Everything has felt so bleak and this is like a ray of light shining through the dark clouds into my soul

may they never catch him, and may we never find out who he was

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COMMUNITY 1.12: Comparative Religion

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homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

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You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

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🎃🐈‍⬛

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I had so much fun with this post last year that I wanted to give it another go!

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YOURE 30???????

yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas